Chapter 7: Drunken Mania
Lu Xiaoran panicked, thinking to herself, could it be that Angel was drunk? No, she would be fine if she drank a large bottle of Chanel perfume.
I heard Angel make a strange noise like radio electricity, smiling and swaying her head.
This is good, the whole food stall is looking at Angel.
Lu Xiaoran said bitterly in his heart: How do you feel that the robot drinks too much as if it has knocked ecstasy?
"Hehe... That one... Everyone eats slowly... My daughter-in-law sings Peking Opera... Singing Peking Opera... Huh"
Lu Xiaoran smiled awkwardly, and then smirked at the people in the food stalls.
It's just that they all looked behind Lu Xiaoran in a daze.
A woman with a shiny face pointed behind Lu Xiaoran and said, "Young man... Your daughter-in-law... It's finished."
Lu Xiaoran turned around and saw An Qi standing behind him with a smile, no longer playing drunk.
"You're alright, you scared me to death just now... Didn't you say earlier that robots get drunk too..."
Lu Xiaoran put his hands on An Qixiang's shoulders and whispered.
An Qi half-opened her lips, and a smell of beer hit Lu Xiaoran's face.
"Wife, you're going to be late for school"
"Ahh It's night... Other... Don't..."
Without waiting for Lu Xiaoran to finish speaking, An Qi stepped up to him, grabbed the collar of Lu Xiaoran's shirt, lifted it up, and threw it on his shoulder and carried it.
The people in the food stalls exclaimed.
The old woman who spoke just now also exclaimed, "Mom, this girl doll has also practiced weightlifting, she is really versatile."
Lu Xiaoran almost cried after hearing this, struggling for a while, although he knew that it was useless.
He hung like a sausage on Angel's shoulder.
At this time, Angel carried Lu Xiaoran and walked outside.
"It's over, it's time to start running again," Lu Xiaoran thought to himself.
"Husband, let me down! I won't go to class at night!
I only felt a strong wind, and the gray fog on the ground rolled up, and the two of them could no longer be seen.
Everyone in the food stalls was dumbfounded.
After a while, the waiter just now came out and looked like he was collecting money, and walked to the table of Lu Xiaoran and An Qi just now and found that the person was not there.
An empty beer bottle on the table,
A plate of scallops ate a few, two roasted quails lay pitifully on the plate, and there was still half of the beer left on the ground.
The waiter knew what was going on at a glance.
She brushed her apron, good fellow, this waiter has a big waist and a big pig-killing knife pinned to his waist.
I saw her take a step and run out.
It seems that Lu Xiaoran went.
The waiter snapped and ran away.
There were sighs in the food stalls.
"See, I can sing Peking Opera and practice weightlifting, and I don't need to pay for food"
"Alas, that woman is so beautiful"
"That's too strong..."
Look at Lu Xiaoran's side again.
Angel should be drunk now, carrying Lu Xiaoran and running wildly.
Lu Xiaoran only felt his shirt
Whirring by the wind.
He felt like his ass was about to be blown open by the wind, and he was glad he was wearing jeans.
The sound of whirring wind was all over my ears.
Lu Xiaoran opened his eyes with difficulty.
Everything was receding backwards, and the speed was catching up with the rocket.
Mountains after mountains.
Ridge after ridge.
Patches of rivers.
Oh my God, is this going to break into Kanto? It's all on the highway, Lu Xiaoran just prayed that he wouldn't hit the police again.
"Husband... Put me down...... Today... No classes..."
An Qi ran for a while, slowed down, became walking, and finally stopped and put Lu Xiaoran down.
Lu Xiaoran raised his hand and looked at his watch.
He had been carried by Angel for a minute and twenty-six seconds.
"It's okay, I didn't run long..."Lu Xiaoran breathed a sigh of relief.
He looked around, why did he feel so strange?
Where is Beijing? He couldn't think of anything.
Xiangshan, Dashilar, and Tiananmen Square are not like them.
Where is this?
Lu Xiaoran looked at An Qi and then looked around.
The traffic is busy and very lively.
He looked up and saw a very spacious building with three large gilded characters on it.
'Shen... Yang... Stations'
"Damn! No, I ran to Shenyang 600 kilometers away in this minute and a half," Lu Xiaoran said bitterly.
Maybe Anqi will carry him for a few more minutes, and he will return to his hometown in the Northeast.
"Well... Husband... You win... Really" Lu Xiaoran wanted to cry without tears.
He was wondering how to get back.
Angel smiled.
Maybe the wine is too strong.
"Wife, what's wrong with you," Angel said with an innocent face.
“... It's okay..."After Lu Xiaoran finished speaking, he went to the roadside to buy two tea eggs and sat on the ground to eat.
"You drank too much just now, and then you carried me up and ran for more than 600 kilometers for more than a minute, this is Shenyang, you said you would get drunk... I'm not going to take you to drink..."
Lu Xiaoran said with a tea egg in his mouth.
Angel looked around and said, "I said I was just like a human."
Lu Xiaoran's mouth bulged, swallowed the tea egg in his mouth, poured saliva, moistened his throat, and said.
"You're better now, aren't you?"
"Well, I can take you back"
After An Qi finished speaking, he grabbed Lu Xiaoran.
Lu Xiaoran was used to it, he didn't need An Qi to throw it, he jumped by himself and lay on An Qi's shoulder.
"Get out of the way, husband"
Lu Xiaoran held a mineral water bottle in one hand and a tea egg in the other.
A gray fog rolled up at the entrance of Shenyang Station.
Only Lu Xiaoran's voice echoed.
“... I swear I'll never let you drink again..."
A minute and a half later...
An Qi put Lu Xiaoran down, and they stood under a house in Guanzhuang, Beijing.
It's home, it's safe, Lu Xiaoran thought to himself.
Only then did he realize that the mineral water bottle had flown somewhere.
The tea eggs in the other hand were all dried.
"I'm really good... It took less than three minutes... I went to Shenyang from Beijing to buy a tea egg and came back..."Lu Xiaoran muttered to himself.
"I can go faster, Einstein's theory of the speed of light was realized in 2066, and the future of science will be able to speed beyond the speed of light, which is what people say about going back in time, and I am moving faster than the speed of light to come to the present in 2011."
An Qi looked at Lu Xiaoran with a smile and said.
Back at home, Lu Xiaoran jumped onto the bed from the door, lay on the quilt, and sniffed the familiar smell vigorously, letting him know that he had really gone home.
also let himself know that he was not dreaming during the three-minute trip to Shenyang just now.
"I may have caught a cold from the wind... It's uncomfortable..."Lu Xiaoran rubbed his nose and turned on the TV.
"Beijing Evening News, at 7:36 p.m. today, the traffic police brigade took a picture of an unknown object by telling the object, because the object is too fast, the photo is not clear, but the traffic police brigade found a bottle of leftover mineral water on the highway, according to the relevant departments speculated, this unknown object has a close connection with the Tongzhou power outage a few days ago, and the further situation is still under investigation.
"Okay, I really love watching Beijing TV more and more, we have become UFOs, husband" Lu Xiaoran said with a wry smile.
Angel just smiled and said, "UFOs will come to Earth after 2030 AD, they are not aliens, they are machine vehicles"
Lu Xiaoran looked at An Qi in surprise.
"Wow, didn't you say there were aliens?"
Angel turned to look out the window and said, "At least there weren't any aliens you said before I came here."
Lu Xiaoran scratched his head and lay on the bed.
Angel stood beside the bed and said, "You should rest early, I have entered a state of rest," and then opened her eyes and did not move.
In the middle of the night, Lu Xiaoran got up to go to the toilet.
Seeing Angel standing beside the bed, I thought a little in my heart.
He pushed the bed behind Angel and pushed Angel with his hand.
Angel lay straight on the bed, still with her eyes open, like a doll.
Lu Xiaoran took the quilt and covered her, looking at her quiet face, he smiled stupidly.
Then he ran to the couch and curled up in a ball and fell asleep.