The elder brother stuffed himself in the room again.

In the past month, the senior brother often stuffed himself in the room, did not go out all day, every time he came out, his hair was always messy, his eyes were bloodshot, he grabbed the rice bowl and hurriedly ate a few bites before continuing to go back to the room to stuffy.

The second senior brother, when it is sunny, it is always gone, and every cloudy day will be on the top of the head of the statue of the Emperor Zhenwu, see it, lick his paws slowly, and sleep quietly in a daze or lazily. The second senior brother is a black cat without a trace of variegation, and the master named it Mingyue, but for more than ten years, the second senior brother has not revealed a trace of old age.

When she was a child, she secretly asked the senior brother why he was called herring, and the senior brother touched his nose and said disapprovingly: "When the master picked you up by the river, he happened to see a herring floating and bubbling in the water, so he named you herring." ”

"Then senior brother, why are you called Qingshi?"

The senior brother rubbed his head in distress and sighed:

"When I saw Master that year, he was lying on a bluestone slab basking in the sun, and he called me bluestone."

"Why is the second senior brother called Mingyue?"

"When it was picked up by the master, Mingyue was lying in a vegetable field with bruises all over her body, originally with the virtue of the master, it was named Qingcai, but every time it was called Qingcai, the master's robe was torn apart, and the night when the fourth piece was torn was the Mid-Autumn Festival, the moon was very round, and the name was changed to Mingyue. ”

The Taoist temple is not big, less than 30 meters horizontally and vertically, only the main hall can be called the hall, enshrines the statue of the Emperor Zhenwu, the remaining three small rooms have become the residence of the master and apprentice, the only little space in the courtyard is occupied by a ginkgo tree surrounded by three people.

Originally, when the master was still there, Qingyu and the senior brother lived in the same room, and after the master went away, the herring lived in a room by himself. Outside the Taoist temple, a few fields were opened, some vegetables were planted, some poultry were raised, meat and eggs were laid, and when he was young, the master would go down the mountain every month to buy grain, and later the master had inconvenient legs and feet, and the senior brother went down the mountain. Since he was three years old, Qingyu has not seen a single pilgrim in the thirteen years, and occasionally asks where the money for food comes from, and the master will always smile and stroke his beard, and say a few words to himself, which is the merit accumulated by the master who walked the world before. But the master has been immortal for half a year now, and the senior brother has not come down the mountain for a month, since the senior brother often locked himself up, the cooking work is only undertaken by the herring.

Looking at the few grains of rice left in the jar, the herring scratched his scalp and quietly walked to the door of the senior brother's room.

"Senior brother, senior brother" Qingyu knocked on the door lightly and called twice, waited for a long time, there was no response in the room, Qingyu tried to push the door, squeaked, and the door opened. Qingyu looked inside twice, and saw that the senior brother was facing the wall, his whole body was trembling slightly, and he was still chanting something, but he couldn't hear it clearly at the door, so the herring fish quietly opened the door, took a few steps forward and walked behind the senior brother to listen to what he was talking about.

"Are you going to save grandpa, send them one by one?"

"Hou Yi, do you believe in Buddhism and don't kill?"

"Daji, are you squatting in the grass and the toilet is too late to lift your pants?

Qingyu poked his head from behind with a black line on his face, only to find that the senior brother was engrossed in playing the game, and waited until the four words game failure appeared on the screen, Qingyu screamed, and as soon as the word senior brother came out, he saw the senior brother straighten his chest and abdomen, raised his head, pinched the trick with his left hand, and pinched the seal with his right hand.

"Senior brother, don't pretend to the wall. ”

The senior brother sat up straight, his shoulders collapsed instantly, he turned around in embarrassment, scratched the back of his head, looked at Qingyu and said

"Qingyu, is there something wrong, Senior Brother is observing their fighting methods, seeking to improve the Xuanfa. ”

Qingyu took the mobile phone behind the butt of the senior brother, pointed to the record on it and said

"Senior brother, 279 defeats and 0 wins, the second senior brother licks the screen with his tongue and is better than you. ”

Mingyue happened to pass by the door, stopped when she heard the words, glanced sideways into the room, and walked over with a pace, her tail was raised high, but the tip of her tail was bent downward, no matter how she looked at it, it looked like she was making a real gesture to the senior brother.

After the second senior brother walked over for a while, the senior brother breathed a sigh of relief, glanced out of the door, turned his head and said to the blue fish:

"Am I not going to win? I'm just refining my heart and sharpening myself in failure. If your senior brother becomes a person like Dugu seeking defeat, how lonely will it be?"

"Then why do you keep sitting in front of the wall in the house?"

"Because we are on the mountain, this position and posture, the signal is the best. ”

“......”

The two brothers were talking, and an invitation suddenly came from the game, and Qingyu agreed easily, and then the other party sent a few lines

"Qingshi, are you convinced?"

"Two more SOLO?"

Qingyu clicked on the opponent's record and looked at it, rounded the brain door, 351 defeats, 5 wins.

"Senior brother, this mellow brain door has such a poor record, how dare you be so crazy?"

"His five wins, all of them were won by me. ”

“......”

The senior brother took the phone and was about to reply, when two more messages came from the mellow brain door

"Recently, I came to the temple, and there was news of the devil. ”

"By the way, a real person PK you. ”

The elder brother's face turned from white to blue in an instant, and then turned red, and he turned his face to say

"Qingyu, you go and call Mingyue, let's go out of the mountain collectively, P him"

"People call you, why do you still take me and the second senior brother?"

"Together, we're in the same boat"

"Senior brother, speak human words"

"I'm afraid I won't be able to beat it"

“......”