Chapter 313 Peerless Stealing Skills
The old drunkard Lei Dongtian saw that Long Feiyun was deflated, and laughed loudly: "Let your kid be like a ghost, you can't help but drink Lao Tzu's footwashing water! If it weren't for Shuang'er's face, Lao Tzu would never let you go so easily!"
Long Feiyun wiped the rain from his face, and scolded with a smile: "Lao Tzu really didn't think of this trick of a dead drunkard, but it's ......"
Long Feiyun deliberately stopped when he said this, and no longer spoke, just smiled and looked at the old drunkard thunderous!
Of course, the old drunkard Lei Dongtian would not be frightened by Long Feiyun's pretended profoundness, but laughed louder, and asked while laughing: "But what, you kid said!
Long Feiyun sighed and smiled bitterly and said, "But there is a sentence, I am afraid that you will not believe it if I say it, so I can't figure out whether to say it or not to say it for a while!"
The old drunkard Lei Dongtian secretly said in his heart: Long Feiyun, you bastard, you must have lost face in front of Shuang'er, and you are bluffing Lao Tzu, so that Lao Tzu can also fall into a big trap, but Lao Tzu will not be fooled by you!
Long Feiyun's eyes lit up and he smiled slightly: "Old drunkard, this is what your kid asked me to say, if something happens in a while, you kid is not allowed to trouble me!"
The old drunkard Lei Dongtian saw that Long Feiyun didn't say anything, and he believed that Long Feiyun was fooling himself, so he could find an opportunity to play tricks on himself, so he said with a proud face: "Your kid's ghost mind can still deceive me, you kid just say, Lao Tzu doesn't trouble you!"
Long Feiyun smiled and said: "Since this is the case, then I will say it! There is a way that there must be a gain and a loss, and sometimes it is really difficult to distinguish between gains and losses, and sometimes if you take advantage of it, you may suffer a loss immediately! So I just kindly remind you that I was too happy just now, and I am afraid that your ass will be kicked!"
The old drunkard Lei Dongtian seemed to have heard a big joke, looked at Long Feiyun laughing loudly, and bent down and scolded while laughing: "Long Feiyun, you bastard, Lao Tzu admires you, you can say black to white, old drunkard, I will stand here and watch how you kid kicks my ass!"
Feng Wushuang suddenly reminded with a smile: "Brother Lei, be careful!"
But Lei Dongtian's ass had already been kicked firmly, and the voice of Meng Sanxing, the king of stealing kings, remembered from behind the old drunkard Lei Dongtian, and the thief smiled sheepishly: "Isn't this the praying mantis catching cicadas and yellow finches behind?"
The old drunkard Lei Dongtian was not angry when he was kicked, but looked back at Meng Sanxing, the king of stealing kings, and scolded with a smile: "Go to your grandmother's praying mantis and catch cicadas and yellow finches, Lao Tzu just miscalculated for a while, so you let a dead thief pick up the cheap! And Shuang'er sister, your reminder is a little late! The dead thief's feet are kicked on your big brother Lei's ass, and you said to be careful!"
Feng Wushuang looked at the old drunkard Lei Dongtian embarrassedly: "Brother Lei Shuang'er didn't mean to, just now Brother Long was arguing with you, I thought he was arguing with you!"
Who knew that it was Brother Meng who was back, and it was too late for me to realize that it was too late to remind you!"
The old drunkard Lei Dongtian laughed and said: "Shuang'er, don't go to your heart, Brother Lei is teasing you! Besides, your Big Brother Lei's ass is so easy to kick, sooner or later call Long Feiyun and the dead thief back!"
Feng Wushuang winked mischievously and smiled: "Brother Lei, it's good if you don't blame me, don't think that Shuang'er favors Brother Long!"
The old drunkard Lei Dongtian raised the corners of his mouth and smiled: "How can Brother Lei blame you?
Long Feiyun scolded with a smile at this time: "Dead drunkard, just now you said that you would never trouble me in this matter, how can you turn your face and forget, whether your kid is a dog or not, you won't recognize people when you turn your face!"
The old drunkard Lei Dongtian said with a dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water: "What's wrong with Lao Tzu being a dog? I want to bite you and the dead thief, two stinky rats, what can you do with me!" After saying that, I couldn't help but laugh!
Long Feiyun and Meng Sanxing, the king of stealing kings, glanced at each other, and couldn't think of anything to deal with the old drunkard Lei Dongtian for a while, thinking about how the three of them looked like masters of the rivers and lakes together, it was indeed ridiculous, so they couldn't help but laugh along!
Of course, Feng Wushuang also smiled, although because of the cold invasion of wind and rain, Feng Wushuang's face was a little pale, but it must be very beautiful to laugh, and it will add a kind of pitiful beauty, but the disguise technique of Meng Sanxing, the king of stealing kings, is really clever, but no one can see it......
Long Feiyun and the four of them laughed happily, it seemed that even the air in the storm had become a lot warmer, especially Feng Wushuang, who felt that the chill on his body was gradually moving away with every laugh......
If a person is in any environment, he can laugh, and it can only be said that this person's heart must be full of hope......
A person who is full of hope in his heart must also be a happy and free person......
A person who is full of hope and happy at the bottom of his heart will naturally have better luck than others......
A person who is more lucky than others and is full of hope in his heart will naturally be a happy and free person......
A person who is happy and free and has better luck than others, even if he goes through any ups and downs, of course, will not give up the hope in his heart......
How big is the heart, big enough to hold everything in the world!
But sometimes I can't tolerate one person or one thing, and I can only say that my heart is still small......
No matter how profound and difficult the three theories of Buddhism, Taoism and Confucianism are, guiding people to good or saving evil from danger are actually guiding people to cultivate their minds and cultivate their minds to avoid evil and leave good, and there is no difference in essence, but the methods used are different!
Therefore, when a person comes to this world, no matter in good times or bad, as long as he has an optimistic, free and easy heart full of hope and kindness, it is already the best life practice......
After a while, the laughter of Long Feiyun and the four gradually stopped, and the old drunkard Lei Dongtian looked at Meng Sanxing, the king of stealing kings, and asked: "Why didn't the dead thief stare at the two bastards of Da Ding and Xiao Xie and sneak back, could it be that someone found out, that would ruin your reputation as a dead thief!"
Although Meng Sanxing, the king of stealing kings, likes to steal other people's treasures everywhere, he is not the kind of iron rooster who loves money like his life, but he is just happy to see the hunt and likes to show off his means!
Otherwise, for more than ten years, as long as there is a major natural disaster, Meng Sanxing, the king of stealing kings, has always donated the most money, only Long Feiyun and the old drunkard Lei Dongtian know that it was donated by Meng Sanxing, the king of stealing kings, where would others think that it would be donated by Meng Sanxing, the king of stealing kings who is famous for stealing!
So Meng Sanxing, the king of stealing kings, is a person who has long been no longer dragged down by fame and fortune?
Of course not!
You must know that no one is perfect, and there will always be shortcomings in people!
Whoever it is, there will be shortcomings of one kind or another!
Yes, Meng Sanxing, the king of stealing kings, will naturally have shortcomings, just because Meng Sanxing, the king of stealing kings, is also a human being, and it is inevitable that there will be shortcomings if he is a human being!
It is said that a person like Meng Sanxing, the king of stealing kings, every time he encounters a famine, with the silver he donates, he only needs to leave his name, which has long been admired by thousands of people, and I don't know how many people who have received his favor will set up a longevity card for him and pray for him every day!
But Meng Sanxing, the king of stealing kings, doesn't care about these, so what does Meng Sanxing, the king of stealing kings, care about?
Of course, it's the king of stealing kings!
Back then, Meng Sanxing, the king of stealing kings, almost lost his life for this "king of stealing kings"!
It is said that it was the sword used by General Huo Quai, who was famous for thousands of years when Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty was in the Han Dynasty! The personality of the martial arts tycoon in northern Hebei was also extremely arrogant, and he built a three-story underground treasure house for this sword alone, and invited dozens of masters to guard it.
Originally, it was rumored in the rivers and lakes that this sword was owned by General Huo Quai, who was famous for thousands of years, and where would Meng Sanxing, the king of stealing kings, believe it, and he just laughed when he heard it!
But later, when Meng Sanxing, the king of stealing kings, heard that the martial arts tycoon in northern Hebei, he boasted that no one could enter the treasure house and steal the sword!
Meng Sanxing, the king of stealing kings, was dissatisfied in his heart and vowed to steal this sword!
Traditionally, when others steal other people's things, they are afraid that they will be known in advance, so it is convenient to do it secretly, so as not to be caught by others when they take precautions!
Meng Sanxing, the king of stealing kings, is different from other thieves, every time he informs the person who is stolen in advance, and even the day of the shot is clearly notified to others, and every time Meng Sanxing, the king of stealing kings, will succeed, such a thief is afraid that there is only one person in the past!
That time, Meng Sanxing, the king of stealing kings, also left a book to the martial arts master in northern Hebei in advance, agreeing to steal the sword one day!
Who knows, although the great tycoon of the Hebei Beida is arrogant, he is generous on weekdays, and he naturally has a lot of friends on the rivers and lakes......
Therefore, as soon as the letter of Meng Sanxing, the king of stealing kings, arrived, it immediately spread through the rivers and lakes, and those friends who had made good friends in the northern Hebei region went to the house of the great tycoon of the northern Hebei region to help protect the sword!
There are also some people who have suffered under the hands of Meng Sanxing, the king of stealing kings, how can they give up the opportunity to retaliate when they see this kind of formation, and they all go to the home of the great tycoon of Hebei one by one, and they all want to be ashamed!
There are also some people who saw that Meng Sanxing, the king of stealing kings, was too rampant, and they also went to the home of the great tycoon of Hebei!
Of course, there are some people who go to defeat Meng Sanxing!
You must know that just capturing or killing Meng Sanxing, the king of stealing kings, is definitely the fastest way to become famous in the rivers and lakes!
At that time, in the family of Beihao in Hebei Province, there were not five hundred but three hundred people in the rivers and lakes with various purposes, among which there were more than 100 first-class players!
That time, although Meng Sanxing, the king of stealing kings, was lucky, he was also seriously injured!
If it weren't for the various rare medicinal materials stolen on weekdays that saved the life of Meng Sanxing, the king of stealing kings, I am afraid that it would have already been a pile of loess, but it would have been lying in bed for three months!
However, since then, the name of Meng Sanxing, the king of stealing kings, is known to everyone in the rivers and lakes, and no one doubts the ability of Meng Sanxing, the king of stealing kings!