Volume 1 Nightcrawler Chapter 40 The Daily Life of the Sky Survey Division (1)
In a flash, it's Friday again, and Yang Haosong has been on the job for a whole week!
When he first joined the company, he learned that there were actually two large groups in the imperial capital, and if the full number of people was full, there were 90 team leaders and deputy team leaders! At that time, Yang Haosong felt very puzzled, is it necessary to have so many people? There are so many supernatural events to deal with?
But after he really joined the company, Yang Haosong knew that he was naïve.
His roommate Wang Zhaoying calculated for him that the imperial capital now has a population of 20 million, not even counting the various sands mixed in it - such as goblins and monsters. According to the proportions alone, one out of 5,000 has 4,000 abilities! Although the vast majority of them are the lowest-level abilities, this kind of low-level abilities can already cause all kinds of troubles and make the Sky Survey Division anxious! Moreover, the seven groups are actually in charge of several surrounding provinces, and it will take a lot of time just to go back and forth
One week after joining the company, Yang Haosong was shocked to find that he had not had lunch in the headquarters cafeteria once this week except Monday! He knew why there were so few people eating that day. I don't have time!
In a week, except for a day of training with Zhou Lingyu on Tuesday, I ran three field trips in the surrounding three provinces, and it can be said that my feet did not touch the ground.
Tuesday's training is focused on teaching some of the usual requirements of the Inhuman world. Yang Haosong remembered one thing, and he must not use his abilities to gain unjustly. Of course, when the instructor said this, Yang Haosong and Zhou Lingyu were unimpressed. Zhou Lingyu told him privately that as long as it wasn't too excessive and too attention-grabbing, no one cared about it.
In addition, the four methods of making talismans are taught.
Fu Gong is a Taoist technique, and now Taoism is in decline, and the limited inheritance is only circulated within a few sect families. At some cost, the Sky Survey Division was given four ways to craft and use the Basic Talisman:
Poison avoidance charm: Yang Haosong has used it before, and it can be placed close to the body, which can resist some ordinary toxins, but it has been poisoned but cannot be detoxified;
Soul Talisman: Used to imprison some disembodied ghosts. It is the most used talisman in the Sky Survey Division, because there are a lot of all kinds of wandering spirits and wild ghosts;
Exorcism: A charm that drives out some evil spirits from the host's body, and is generally used to solve the problem of the ghost's upper body;
Soul Charm: A spell designed to deal with zombies, zombies, and low-level monsters that have no mind, and can make them fall into silence for a short time.
The training is not only the way to use the talismans around the week, but also the way to make them! Yang Haosong and Zhou Lingyu drew talismans for an afternoon, and they are still basically at the level of ghost talismans...... However, the instructor who taught the talisman didn't care, and just said that everyone came here like this, and it was just a matter of practice.
Except for a day at headquarters on Tuesday, the rest of the time is a mission mission.
The difficulty of the task is not high, and it is basically to deal with things like some animals being demonized for some reason or a certain person suddenly awakening. The field service of the Sky Survey Division is usually at least a team of two people, so Yang Haosong knows a few members of other teams very well.
Moreover, since the second group is also responsible for several surrounding provinces and regions, it also met several colleagues from the second group during field missions.
Yang Haosong found a very strange thing, that is, there seemed to be a lot of beautiful women in the supernatural people! He curiously consulted Wang Zhaoying and Zhang Yucheng -- on the fourth day of Yang Haosong's employment, Zhang Yucheng returned from vacation. Zhang Yucheng gave a theory that is very close to statistics.
"There is a saying!" At that time, Zhang Yuzhen touched his chin and said: "Ability is actually a manifestation of comprehensive genetic excellence, and appearance is also a manifestation of genetic excellence for women...... Of course, men are counted, but not as important as girls!, so ......."
"Therefore, there are many beautiful women in the abnormal energy world, which is the result of genetic selection!" Wang Zhaoying concluded.
Yang Haosong felt that what the two of them said was very reasonable.
However, on this day, Yang Haosong discovered the accident.
On this day, Yang Haosong completed a very low task in Ji Province. When I returned, I met a couple who belonged to the seventh group, but they were members of the same team.
Both of them are girls, one is named Ren Yunfei and the other is Wang Weiwei. The names are all good, but the people are really a little unattractive.
Wang Weiwei is thin and small, and to put it mildly, she can't see where she can go except that she has no hair and is better than a monkey; Ren Yunfei is a fat girl! Not a chubby girl like Wang Jinli, this eldest sister is in her early sixties and weighs 200 pounds! Her eyes are squeezed by the flesh on her face, but her mouth is very big. Even if it's embarrassing, this fat girl is still a broken mouth!
This time it was Huo Siyuan who went on a mission with Yang Haosong. The two took the bullet train back to Beijing. Because the ticket was bought with the help of the organization, Wang Weiwei and Ren Yunfei, who returned on the same day, were next to them.
Ren Yunfei seemed to have a lot of opinions about several girls in the third team, and she was sneering all the way. From Wei Liying's fake Qinggao and Song Wenshu's flirting with men all over the world to Wang Jinli's four or five abortions for several men, Wang Shaoning was raising a little white face outside.
Wang Shaoning and Yang Haosong knew that it was another girl in the team, but they hadn't seen it yet. But I faintly heard Luo Xiaocheng say that the family conditions are very good and quite rich. It seems that he is indeed a little close to a few handsome young guys.
Yang Haosong doesn't know the real situation, and he doesn't know Wang Shaoning, so he doesn't care about this. But the other few are teammates who have fought together, and they don't like to listen to each other's words.
Huo Siyuan was obviously very unhappy to listen to it, but he belonged to the kind of person who was quick to act and clumsy in words. Just fight, say it. If there was a man on the other side, Huo Siyuan would probably do it directly. But although it is ugly, the other party is still a brother and daughter, and Huo Siyuan is a little out of line.
Huo Siyuan is not in a rut, it does not mean that Yang Haosong is not. As a big troll who was once active in major forums, social software, and games, Yang Haosong certainly couldn't get used to her at this time.
"Yes, our Wei team is a fake Qinggao, and you are a real Qinggao. You can't be tall, just your appearance, who doesn't take the initiative to hide when you see it!" Yang Haosong said with a mocking face.
Song Wenshu is usually really aggressive, and has a good relationship with many male colleagues. It's hard to say in this direction. And Wang Jinli, he didn't know if he had a boyfriend or a fetus before, but now Wang Jinli is indeed living with his boyfriend outside. In comparison, it is better for Wei Liying's side to fight back.
"Yo, which hole is this, the little cub who didn't have the door on his mouth?" Ren Yunfei saw that Yang Haosong actually returned the mouth, and immediately stared at him viciously: "Hehe, shouldn't it be a waste that was newly recruited by the third team, and the evaluation grade is only C, right?"
Yang Haosong was suddenly stuck. This fat woman is really scolding people and exposing her short! One sentence hits his vital point! No way, as far as he knows, among the members of the six detachments of the first group and the seventh group, only one of them is a C and Fu Yitao, a pure logistical assistant who is responsible for analyzing data, is a D, and the others are even the worst C+. And just now Huo Siyuan also quietly told himself that these two women are ugly, but their strength is not weak, and their evaluations are above B.
What Yang Haosong didn't know was that now the seven groups of three teams had become a faint joke in the department. Of the fifteen members, four of them were rated below B. Song Wenshu and Wang Jinli are both C+, Yang Haosong is C and Fu Yitao is D, and in other teams, even the seven groups of two teams known as the vase team have only one C+ and one C. As for a group of three teams, although some people say that they are vases, their strength is all above B!
Seeing that Yang Haosong was stunned and speechless, Ren Yunfei smiled proudly. The smile was especially disgusting on that fat face.
Although Yang Haosong was poked at his weakness, as a former professional troll, of course, it is impossible to just forget it. Immediately said: "What if my evaluation is C? At least I'm not worried that I can't get up because the meat is too heavy because I fall asleep!"
Rushing to scold people must expose the principle of shortness, Yang Haosong did not hesitate to use the opponent's figure as a weapon to attack.
This trick worked well, and Ren Yunfei's eyes immediately flashed with killing intent. stared at Yang Haosong viciously. Yang Haosong was not false at all, and glared back unceremoniously.
"Hehe, a man, with such sharp teeth and sharp mouth!" Ren Yunfei snorted and sneered.
"Hehe, a woman, she doesn't look good, and she doesn't cultivate her morals!" Yang Haosong also sneered.
"Hmph, at least my status is based on my own strength, not on appearance!" Ren Yunfei said with a smile.
Her words are a reflection of Wei Liying. If before, Yang Haosong might not have understood it, but in the past two days, Huo Siyuan told him a secret story.
The Li Dashao who I saw in T City before, who followed Wei Liying and obviously had the intention of pursuing, was named Li Sizheng, the deputy captain of the second team of a large group, this is not the point, the point is that he is the son of Deputy Director Li Qingqiu!
When he first heard about this, Yang Haosong completely accepted that he couldn't. It's not because of identity, but Li Sizheng and Li Qingqiu are not like each other at all!
Deputy Director Li, nicknamed the Laughing Buddha, is fat like a ball! Although Li Sizheng's appearance is not as good as Luo Xiaocheng's bitch face, he can be regarded as a beautiful man! Yang Haosong can't help but think of another saying, rich and powerful men can find beautiful wives to improve their genes!
Li Dashao's pursuit of Wei Liying is not a day or two. And as one of the beauties on the side of the nine groups of Beijing headquarters in the row of good deeds, Wei Liying became the captain of the third team of the seventh group, and many people have long said that it is Li Dashao's credit.
There are actually quite a few people who support this statement, and the reason is simple. Wei Liying's qualifications are not high among the six field teams in the capital, and her strength is not the most top-notch. To put it bluntly, among the six captains, she has the lowest rating. Before she became the captain, there were actually several candidates who were higher than her, such as Xiong Jianxin, the vice captain of a group of teams, whom Yang Haosong had seen!
It can be said that Wei Liying was the captain at the beginning, which surprised too many people. So there is a saying that it is high on the face.
However, Yang Haosong was waiting for this sentence.
Yes, Yang Haosong had already guessed that the other party might say this. A wicked smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and he shook his phone, not knowing when he had turned on the recording button: "You dare to say that about the leader of the four groups? Sister, you really have the courage!"
Ren Yunfei's face immediately changed.
Tong Xinyue, the leader of the fourth group, is known as the number one beauty in the Heaven Survey Division and even in the domestic supernatural world! The most important thing is that she is the most taboo to say that she is on the top of her face! Because of this, she has broken her mouth and entered the hospital several times. If Yang Haosong cut out the recording just now......
It is rumored that Tong Xinyue's team leader is like a fire, and he never listens to anyone's explanation......
Looking at the fat woman in front of him, her face was blue and purple for a while, and Yang Haosong felt very cool. Than spraying each other.,Okay, I don't have enough information to spray you.,But master, I'm good at playing yin.。
Wang Weiwei, who was originally sitting on the side watching the excitement, frowned slightly at this time, and said, "Colleague, there's no need to make a fuss like this." ”
Although her appearance is not good, Wang Weiwei's voice is quite beautiful.
can be a voice actor and deceive idiots!" Yang Haosong thought. Colleagues secretly slandered, what is the little girl's skin, your companion didn't speak when she broke her mouth and was disgusting just now, and now she is at a loss, have you spoken? But after thinking about it, Yang Haosong finally endured it. Heran said: "Then let her not mess with me first!"
Wang Weiwei glanced at Yang Haosong and nodded. Then Ren Yunfei, who was like a toad, pulled up the air bulge, and actually changed her seat!
"Brother Yang, you're a little too much, aren't you?" Huo Siyuan said with some worry.
"What's wrong," Yang Haosong was a little stunned when she heard this: "Then the fat woman still has a backstage?"