Chapter 18 Choosing a Phobia?
Chu He felt like a ** when he walked out of the hospital.
One million, the money that I couldn't earn in my life before, was given like this.
Zhen Nicholas Scattered Wealth Boy Chu River.
Having said that, Chu He still didn't regret it.
In the movie "Spider-Man: Far From Home", Holland has a line: If you have this ability, but you don't do it, then the bad things that happen in the future are your responsibility.
A certain system + a certain street author: I believe you are a ghost, if you change a man, you will give a million?
Chu He and Jio kicked the two out of the picture.
Lamborghini slowly drove away from the hospital.
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Early the next morning, Chu He lay on Tomson Yipin's soft big bed and slowly opened his eyes.
Turn on your phone.
Well. It's only seven o'clock, and then I go to sleep.
This sleep lasted until eleven o'clock, and Chu He woke up in a daze.
Sitting at the head of the bed, Chu He looked confused.
Ten minutes later, Chu He came back to his senses and lit a cigarette for himself.
There are three hours left on the board of Fighting Sharks.
"Get up and wash up. Chu He snuffed out the cigarette butt.
Brush your teeth, wash your face and shave.
Chu He picked out the best fitting black suit from the cloakroom.
"Something seems to be missing. Chu He held his chin in front of the mirror and thought.
After a while, Chu He took out a bottle of hairspray from the cabinet.
Spray, swipe, soak.
Ahem, no need to soak.
Chu He stood in front of the mirror and looked at himself.
"Handsome exploded. Chu He looked at his handsome face with fascination.
"How's the dog system, how am I?"
[Like a person]
"Cut~" Chu He held his face with both hands: "You are just jealous of my shocking beauty." ”
System:???
"I won't talk nonsense with you, sign in. Chu He put the phone cigarette case in his jacket pocket.
[Congratulations to the host for getting a Bugatti Veyron 16.4, the reward has been distributed to the No. 104 parking lot in the underground parking lot, and the car key is on the coffee table.] 】
Bugatti Veyron.
The name has an explosive impact on all car lovers and men in general.
In particular, the Bugatti Veyron 16.4 accelerates to 100 km/h in 2.5 seconds and has a top speed of 430 km/h. It's the epitome of a supercar.
Judging from these data alone, this car completely crushed the Lamborghini poison in Chu He.
Chu He packed his things and went to the underground parking lot.
As soon as he stepped out of the elevator door, Chu He saw a black and silver sports car parked directly opposite.
The streamlined body and black and white paint look elegant and avant-garde.
Chu He stroked the front cover of the car, as if he could feel the engine roaring.
"Hey, what are you doing?"
A young man suddenly rushed out of the stairwell, and when he ran three or four meters away from Chu He, he stopped, looking at Chu He with a wary expression.
Chu River: ???
"What am I doing, don't I just touch my car?" Chu He said with a look of displeasure.
Young Men: ???
After a moment's pause, the young man pulled out something resembling a car key from his pocket.
With the thumb on the key, the Bugatti Veyron headlights suddenly lit up, accompanied by the sound of two doors opening and the engine starting out.
This time it was Chu He's turn to be confused.
Who am I, where am I, and what am I doing?
The young man walked cautiously around the Chu River, silently thinking in his heart: I shouldn't meet a fool, right? ?
After a while, Chu He got out of the messy wind, and hurriedly apologized to the young man: "I'm really embarrassed. ”
Chu He stepped forward to shake hands with the young man.
The young man hurriedly took a few steps back, but bumped into the pillar behind him.
At this time, the young man panicked: I warn you, don't come over, I will rub the balls, believe it or not.
Chu He was really embarrassed when he looked at this scene, and hurriedly explained: "That's the case, I also have a car exactly like you, maybe I admit my mistake." ”
The young man was still wary: "Really?"
"Really, really. Chu He took out the key from his pocket that was exactly the same as the young man's and shook it in front of his eyes.
The young man stepped forward to confirm that it was indeed the same thing as his own key, and then let down his guard.
I saw him step forward and pat Chu He on the shoulder: "It's all a misunderstanding, brother, my name is Qin Chuan, what about you?"
Chu He also secretly breathed a sigh of relief: "My name is Chu He." I'm really sorry just now. ”
"Harm, it's fine. The young man laughed heartily: "My surname is Qin and your surname is Chu, and we both have a Bugatti, this is fate." ”
Chu He also showed an embarrassed but polite smile when he heard this.
"Add a WeChat?" Qin Chuan took out his mobile phone and fiddled with it for a while, and said to Chu He with the QR code of adding WeChat friends.
"Okay. Chu He also took out his mobile phone and scanned it.
Two plus friends.
"Then I'll leave if it's okay?" Qin Chuan asked tentatively.
Chu He nodded hurriedly.
Qin Chuan got into the car and said to Chu He: "Brother will contact you later, I still have to leave in advance." ”
"Bye-bye. Chu He smiled.
Qin Chuan drove the car out of the underground parking lot.
"Where's the dog system for my car?"
[Right next to your Lamborghini, didn't you know what your parking space number was for so long? You're 103, and I'll stop you at 104. 】
Chu He's mind conjured up the image of a dog covering his stomach and laughing wildly.
[Go, go, you are a dog, your whole family is a dog. 】
The system spat fragrant in Chu He's mind.
Chu He hurriedly shook his head and threw the picture behind his head.
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Chu He stroked the front cover of the Bugatti Veyron, as if he could feel the engine roaring.
It was constantly waiting for its master to drive him out of the cramped underground parking lot and out into the endless wilderness.
Engine: Ah~ a little faster.
Chu He stopped the cranky thoughts in his mind again.
The gallop of this car is called speeding in the eyes of the traffic police, or speeding.
In the wilderness, Bugatti's biggest problem, in addition to the weight of the body, is fuel consumption, and driving this car out is not as affordable as taking a plane.
Chu He crouched in front of Bugatti and Poison and looked at the two world's top sports cars.
"Then the question is, which one should I drive?" Chu He kept cursing the system in his heart.
As long as the system separates the two cars, he will not hesitate to choose the Bugatti Veyron.
But two cars put together......
Chu He's phobia of choice has been committed again.
I have to say that Chu He's disease can almost be said to be hereditary, but the first time it showed up was in the fourth grade of primary school.
The Chu River of that year should be called the Little Chu River.
Chu He: You fart, whoever is small, you are small.
In a midterm exam, Xiao Chuhe gave all the answers to the multiple-choice questions because of lack of time.
You must know that Xiao Chuhe's achievements from childhood to adulthood are very good, but horses have stumbled, and people have stumbled.
Xiao Chuhe, who left the examination room, was in a happy mood.
Back in the classroom, the homeroom teacher had a class meeting.
At that time, Xiao Chuhe was still a glorious class cadre.
The successor of socialism, the flower of the motherland, the sun at seven or eight o'clock.
The homeroom teacher asked him to go to the office and bring the report cards of his classmates in the first half of the semester.
Xiao Chuhe obediently went to the office and brought over a large stack of transcripts.
Just in the corridor back to the classroom, Xiao Chuhe stepped on a banana peel.
Suddenly, the entire corridor was full of report cards.
System: Why do schools have banana peels?
Xiao Chuhe: Who do you ask me?
Xiao Chuhe hurriedly picked up the report cards scattered all over the place, but the whole order was directly messed up.
In desperation, Xiao Chuhe had no choice but to wave from the window of the classroom and call the teacher out.
Fortunately, the teacher didn't say much about him for the sake of Chu He being a good student.
System: Three good students?
Xiao Chuhe is another jio who kicks the system out of the picture.
The two organized a class in the office, which directly led to the physical education class being occupied by the head teacher and becoming a class meeting.
Xiao Chuhe was criticized by everyone in the class.
At the class meeting, the head teacher was so righteous that he threw a stack of transcripts on the lectern and said bluntly: "The questions of this midterm exam are very simple, so simple that I don't want to talk about them. ”
At this time, Xiao Chuhe had not yet realized the seriousness of the matter.
On the way out of school.
Xiao Chuhe jumped on the way home, humming an unknown tune in his mouth.
"The little snail blows a few times, and the seagulls fly a few times when they hear it~"
School is often the happiest time for students, and if there is a second one, it is after class.
Xiao Chuhe walked on the road with the steps of six relatives who did not recognize him.
And then......
Xiao Chuhe's eyes darkened, and he directly lost consciousness.
WTF?
The end of the world?
When Chu He woke up again,
I found that a maintenance worker with five big and three rough was doing artificial respiration on himself.
Frightened, Xiao Chuhe hurriedly got up: I'm afraid I'm not meeting a pervert.
Men don't let it go?
Is it so scary?
System: Of course it's scary.
(Hit the street author: Warm reminder, boys must protect themselves outside, there are female hooligans this year, there are male hooligans, and black and white all-in-one, don't ask me how I know, ask is heard.) )
After the maintenance worker's righteous explanation, Xiao Chuhe understood his situation at this time.
I...... Fell into the sewer???
Xiao Chuhe looked confused.
Touching a piece of the swollen boss's bag on the back of his head, Xiao Chuhe believed the maintenance worker's set of rhetoric.
Chu He: Why didn't I cross the well at that time? If I did, how would I meet you?
System: I don't dislike you, but you still dislike me? Feelings faded? Annoyed with me? After all, I carried everything alone?
Xiao Chuhe returned home with a bag of the boss on his head and a body of dirty water, and was scolded by Chu's mother like ****.
If it weren't for Chu's father stopping her, maybe Chu's mother would have started it.
And that's not even the scariest of all.
The next day.
Xiao Chuhe came to the school wearing clean clothes and a peaked cap on his head.
was scolded by the head teacher again.
"Why are you wearing a hat? Are you special? Non-mainstream?"
It wasn't until Xiao Chuhe took off his hat that the head teacher reluctantly stopped spitting fragrant.
Ate at noon.
The midterm exam results are out.
The head teacher called Xiao Chuhe to the podium and criticized him by name.
I only took the mathematics test in more than 60 years, barely passed, and there were some small subjects in Chinese and English.
What is the culprit, the root of all evil, pulling down the average score of the class.
The class teacher used all the words that could be used.
After the summary meeting, the head teacher took Xiao Chuhe to the office, and after the head teacher's fried meat with bamboo shoots, Xiao Chuhe was forced to pick up the head teacher's mobile phone and dial Chu's father's phone number.
Hey, Dad, the teacher called you to come to school.
When Chu's father rushed to the school in a hurry, Xiao Chuhe was called to the outside punishment station and didn't hear what they said.
Xiao Chuhe remembers it very clearly.
When Chu's father walked out of the office that day, his face was as black as the bottom of the pot.
Poor little Chu He was whipped by Dad Chu hanging from the crooked neck tree at the door after returning home.
This time, there was no one to protect the Xiao Chu River.
Dad Chu beat Xiao Chuhe hard.
Mother Chu stood aside with a sneer on her face, and sometimes there was a look of eagerness to try.
Chu River summed up afterwards.
I think that this series of bad luck all comes from that multiple-choice question.
Within two days, he stepped on a banana peel once, was scolded by the teacher three times, was scolded by Chu's mother once, fell into the sewer once, was spurned by his classmates once, and was educated by Chu's father once.
Since then.
Chu He has a phobia of choice.
(End of chapter)