☆、07088-Establish association

Me: "I can still do a disguised detection of the secret hand, against chaos or destructive spiritual power. It just so happens that the self-healing properties of my batch of products are very poor, so their breakability can be used as a test. ”

Me: "It can be set that as long as the cat product is damaged due to spiritual factors, I can receive a damage signal and the coordinates where the product is located, and until the product is completely broken, its subsequent coordinates will be sent to me until I take back the product or actively cut off the signal reception." ”

Gou Kai: "The function of continuously sending coordinates is similar to the transmitter that mortal employees stationed in the mortal realm office will configure, right?"

Me: "yes, that's how it works. And then we can think about what kind of cat items are going to get so good with the demons that they have one each?"

Big Brother: "Demons prefer blood. I don't know how they came up with this idea, but for many years, all the great things of the demons have been inseparable from the use of blood. The arrays that summon evil gods are almost entirely drawn in blood. It could be their own blood, or more likely the blood of a captured sacrifice. ”

Oh, then I can design a pen-shaped blood storage space that can hold a lot of blood, and I can use it like a normal pen to draw blood lines.

The question is, what does this have to do with cats?

Me: "Pen-shaped liquid storage space. It can be filled with milk or water, and the cat owner can use this to draw a picture in the food bowl to provide milk or water to the cat. Cats can also suck directly with the reservoir pen. ”

Me: "If you want to think about sucking, it might be better to make it into a bottle style, but with built-in storage, the size of the bottle can be made smaller, and the size of the thumb is about the same." In a serious sales advertisement, it is to show customers the liquid that cats like to drink, but after selling some, you can arrange a manuscript to write 'buyer's own usage', such as filling it with blood and writing on the ground to scare people, and then buy a hot search, It is best to publish a few more news that are frightened by blood words and blood pictures to seek medical treatment, and the demons should understand. ”

Gou Kai: "Pei Shao also understands it very well." ”

Me: "After all, I'm half an apprentice of the goddess of inquiry." ”

Gou Kai: "Why do you have to be so roundabout? Aren't you already a big news in the human form of Bao Inquire?"

Me: "Asking about it doesn't do much. Although Bao Inquiring is indeed the handle of the Bagua Circle in the Xiuzhen Realm, very entertaining and popular, the evil demons often do not see the same things as the public, and the existence image of Bao Inquiring is too exposed to the sun, which makes the evil demons somewhat evasive, so we must arrange for the water army to go to some forums or something that are on the verge of breaking the law to brush up on the sense of existence. ”

☆、07089-The more you care, the more you have an accident

Gou Kai: "No problem, I don't need to do anything special about this, I have relevant connections myself." ”

Me: "It's best to go through the channel of the special affairs department, your first direct contact with the evil demon incident, and it is such a large scale, there may be inconsiderate considerations for your own safety, try to let the professional come." If the special affairs department is also not sure enough, you can also discuss it with our senior brother. In the early days of my store, which was a chaotic stage, our brotherhood has been sitting in my cat shop. ”

Gou Kai: "It's an honor to cooperate with Senior Brother Yunxia Sect, who is recognized as having excellent means. ”

Senior brother: "This sounds a bit strange? Anyway, you can contact me about demons, and if it's something related to the business of the cat shop, please contact the head store manager Wu Chen first." ”

Gou Kai: "Understood. In addition, although my expression may be a little problematic, I sincerely feel that I am looking forward to working with you, Mr. Jiang. Do you not like to hear me call you sir? The training of the Special Affairs Office makes us generally call the monks Mr. or Madam. Except for Pei Shao, who is more popularly called. ”

Senior Brother: "I have a lot of communication with the mortal world, and I am used to this kind of title. In the past, I suggested that the officials of the mortal world might as well call the monk as a Taoist friend, and also saved the matter of not being able to distinguish between men and women, but the official of the mortal world has always felt that his lack of cultivation and calling the monk as a Taoist friend is easy to cause the displeasure of some monks. ”

Senior Brother: "After theoretical argumentation, the mortal world insists that calling Daoists causes more unhappiness than the unhappiness caused by calling male cultivators Lady and Female cultivators Becoming Mr. ”

Me: "What do you call bisexuality and asexuality?"

Senior Brother: "That's what I'm confused about. ”

Gou Kai: "Generally, I will inquire before calling." For example, some intersex people prefer to think of themselves as men, so they are called Mr. and vice versa. ”

Me: "Why bother, many monks don't care about gender, but you should highlight this in your salutation to arouse unnecessary ideas. For example, many monks are particularly prone to discriminate against women when facing the disciples of the Yanxing Sect, but they are not so easy to hit the thunder when facing the female cultivators of other sects. The more you care, the more things happen. ”

Gou Kai: "You can't think about all monks with ten thoughts. We mortals are most often in contact with small sects with low cultivation as disciples and casual cultivation, in terms of pursuing cultivation, they are not so pure, they will also mind a lot of small things such as identity, face, etc. ”

☆、07090-opened

Me: "Then you can also use generic names that don't reflect gender." I used to use it for a while, but then I gradually stopped using it, and there were teachers, masters, and so on, all of which were only used temporarily, so why did you use them for a long time? Even if you just use them as 'monks'? Brother Zhang, Brother Li, and Brother Pei, I think it's no problem, although it sounds a little unfamiliar, but after listening to it a lot, I get used to it. ”

Gou Kai: "I can reflect it to the above, but in the end, it is not up to me to decide how to call it." Anyway, I think it's most convenient to call you Pei Shao, although there are many people in the special affairs department who think that they should still call you Mr. Pei when talking to you about business. ”

Senior brother: "Later, you can call Wu Chen the manager of Wu or the manager of Wu." ”

Me: "Will I be fined for not calling me right?"

Gou Kai: "As long as the monk who is called does not show dissatisfaction, it will not. The main reason for our unified title is to avoid angering the monks by calling them inappropriately, and to call each monk the same, so it is inconvenient for the monks to use the title of disrespect as an excuse to find trouble. If you are sure that you will not be angry if you change your name, you are allowed to change it. ”

Gou Kai: "It is specifically said in the manual that the disciples of the Yunxia Sect will not care about the issue of titles. ”

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On the first day of the official opening of my cat chain, all my brick-and-mortar stores around the world were crowded.

I asked one of the reading groups in each store to stick it on the ceiling to convey my confusion: "The opening notes say that there are only three items of each type of product in each physical store for display, right?

Customer: "If everyone who has tried it buys, why can't everyone try it? Your stock should be restocked quickly, right? We came here in the first place to buy it." The people who came just to join in the fun have been squeezed out by us. ”

Me: "Oh, since you're so rich, thank you for your patronage." ”

Customer: "The point is that you don't let us down. If we find that the product does not function as well as we imagined and is not as good as advertised, we will not buy it. ”

Me: "All the products in my store have been actually used by cats, including spirit beast cats, alien cats and mortal beast cats, and they will only enter the list after they feel that there is nothing unacceptable." ”

Me: "The first batch of you to buy things, very few of you brought cats, and many of them didn't have cats at all, are you going to use your human thinking to evaluate the quality of cat products?"

☆、07091-Special item

Customer: "The internal space of the cat bracelet is used to hold cats, but the bracelet itself must be put on a human hand, right? ”

Me: "That's a good idea, but I'm not going to put too much effort into it. The appearance of the bracelet will be more concise, and after binding the holder, it can retain the simple appearance, or it can be adjusted to stealth mode. If anyone expects the bracelet to be a beautiful ornament...... In fact, I think my cat bracelet is quite beautiful? It is in line with the style of my Tongming fruit and Xiaoice carving, and I made it at first glance. ”

"But it's just too much of your style, and it's not easy to match clothes. ”

Me: "Turn invisible." ”

"Spending so much money without showing off?"

Me: "That's your business. I am willing to adjust the appearance of my products to the extent that I can look good, but it is impossible to meet everyone's aesthetics, let alone meet everyone's needs for clothing and attendance at every time and time. ”

Me: "I think that people who have pets because they like them are generally in a more leisurely environment when they get along with their pets, with no formal attire, no hypocrisy, no etiquette requirements, casual clothing, relaxed mood, and suitable for sports. ”

Me: "This bracelet is definitely not out of line with sportswear and casual wear. ”

"Do you know the competition-level pets?"

Me: "Have you figured out that the competition level and the pet level are two different things? Let me first state that the cat space is for pet cats, and the sum of the two conditions is the most suitable user for these products." If anyone uses it to raise animals for competition, their grades will drop, they will lose the competition, and they will lose face, don't rely on me. ”

Me: "It's a pet cat product for sale, and when you just pick up a wild cat and try to raise it in the direction of a pet, these supplies will be a little incompatible, and the incompatibility of other uses will only be higher." ”

"Aren't your products, as well as many magic weapons in the cultivation realm, often applicable to a wide range of applications? ”

Me: "Often doesn't mean everything, and what was not before doesn't mean it's the same now." You're buying my stuff, so you need to focus on it and not be too affected by other things. ”

Me: "You have spent so much time waiting for the Mortal Realm officials to set the rules for this sale, and participating in the proposal of these rules, from which you have not realized the difference between this time and the past?"

"We think you're just tossing around and playing. ”

Me: "Play may indeed be my main intention, but there are many ways to play, maybe this time I want to play with your surprise, surprise, surprise, etc."

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Is a certain sentence in the previous chapter so ambiguous? It seems that more than one person has misunderstood.

The senior brother himself is the three spiritual roots of gold, fire and earth, and the sentence he said about the four spiritual roots is just assuming that he stands on the position of the four spiritual roots to make an analogy and give an example, so that sentence is specially enclosed in single quotation marks.

The three spirit roots of the senior brother are very easy to remember, because they just make up the five elements with Pei Lin's ice and wood double spirit roots (the beauty picture has been mentioned in that volume) (don't think too much about it) (it's useless to think too much, the protagonist of this article must have no CP, otherwise this article has not become a fraud after staying in the no CP channel for so many years? The second son is such a frank person, it is impossible to defraud)