Chapter 162: Actually, I'm a mysterious assistant
Blind date!
It's a shame they can figure it out!
These guys, the brain hole is really big enough!
Looking at the warm expressions on the faces of this group of colleagues, Ye Xiu couldn't help but be speechless for a while. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
"Doctor Ye, I won't guess it!"
Seeing that Ye Xiu didn't speak, the eyes on the faces of these doctors became brighter and brighter.
"Colleagues, in fact, I went to the operation that day, and I am the mysterious assistant! Please colleagues must keep it secret for me, don't tell others, I don't want to be too public!"
Ye Xiu looked at this group of colleagues with a look of fear that the world would not be chaotic, and his heart moved, and he suddenly said to them seriously.
Since these guys are going to open their brains, then he will open their brains with them!
Ha?
What did he say?
Sure enough, hearing Ye Xiu's words, all the colleagues were quiet, and the expressions on their faces suddenly froze, and everyone's faces were full of a look of whether I had heard it wrong.
"Haha...... Doctor Ye, I didn't think I would see you in a few days, and even you became humorous! I still help you keep it secret! haha......"
"Yes, Dr. Ye, don't be funny, okay! You are the mysterious assistant? You dare to say, why don't you say that I am the mysterious assistant! haha......"
"Ugh...... No, I'm laughing to death...... Dr. Yip ...... Do you know how many people's big teeth will be laughed at if you say this? Do you know that those who laugh to death will also taste their lives?"
“............”
After a while, all the doctors suddenly came back to their senses, and one by one they raised their heads and laughed as if they had heard the funniest joke in the world, especially when they looked at Ye Xiu's serious expression, the laughter in their hearts couldn't stop surging up......
Ye Xiu, this is really funny!
He's a respiratory physician, and he actually says he's the mysterious assistant!
Is there a funnier joke in this world?
What's more, he brags, jokes, and says he's the mysterious assistant!
But he actually opened such a serious book, and said it as if it was true, which completely hit their laughter, no, this is simply their laughter!
It wasn't until they laughed for a while that their stomachs hurt a little from laughing, and these doctors stopped laughing, looked at Ye Xiu and said one after another, but although the joke in their mouths was not funny at all, their faces were so laughing that they almost didn't shed tears.
"Colleagues, you joked with me first. ”
Ye Xiu spread his hands innocently.
"Okay, we're wrong, can't we do it! I said Dr. Ye, please, don't tease you in the future? We're really going to laugh badly!"
Dr. Che clutched his stomach.
"Colleagues, I'll go to see my patients first, by the way, Dr. Li, you are in charge of the two patients, 103 and 143, can you show me their medical records?"
Ye Xiu shrugged his shoulders and turned his head to look at Dr. Li, who was holding back a smile as the corners of his mouth were raised.
"No problem. ”
Dr. Li smiled as he walked to his seat, took out two medical records from the pile of documents next to him, and handed them to Ye Xiu.
There are two copies of the hospital's medical records, one is a clinical medical record, which is hung at the patient's bedside, and the doctors and nurses observe what happens, they will record it at any time, in fact, it is not so much a medical record, but a clinical observation table, and a real medical record, which is in charge of the attending doctor, which is relatively private, generally only written by the attending doctor, and is also managed by the attending doctor during hospitalization, and when the patient is discharged, the patient can take it back.
In the past, when Ye Xiu went to the ward, he saw and wrote suggestions, which were actually clinical medical records.
After taking the medical records of the two of them, Ye Xiu ignored the smiling colleagues next to him, and directly opened the medical records and looked at them, and after reading them, he made sure that there was no problem and returned the medical records to Dr. Li, and then turned his head and walked towards the door of the ward.
Before leaving, Ye Xiu suddenly stopped again, turned his head, and said to his colleagues who were still laughing, "By the way, colleagues, don't forget to keep it secret for me, don't say it!"
"Haha...... Oops...... And you must keep it a secret for him, don't tell it! Doctor Ye is going to laugh at my rhythm!"
"Haha...... Oh, I can't do it...... I can't imagine that Dr. Ye hasn't seen him for a while, and now he has become so humorous!"
“......”
In the office, a group of doctors who had just stopped laughing a little, after being stunned for a moment, couldn't control it again, and rolled back and forth laughing.
Alas, I know that in this world, the truth is not always easy to believe.
Ye Xiu, who walked out of the office, listened to the unbridled and completely unstoppable laughter of those colleagues coming from the office, and couldn't help but show a strange look on his face.
But this kind of result is exactly what he needs.
He also had an idea when he saw those guys making fun of him just now.
In the future, if the real truth is revealed, he can be regarded as not deceiving these colleagues, he has indeed told them, but they don't believe it, which can't blame him.
Shrugging his shoulders, Ye Xiu walked in the direction of the ward.
"Everyone, don't say it, look, this guy, looking at his back, he really looks a little like Ye Xiu. ”
In the office, those doctors have been laughing so much that they can't even straighten their waists, and even Dr. Li, who has always been the most serious and has been holding back his laughter, has laughed so much that his stomach hurts, and the laughter has subsided slightly, and after stopping laughing a little, a doctor's eyes fell on a piece of news, and on that news, there happened to be a photo of Ye Xiu's back taken by accident by the only reporter so far.
"Really, I'll take a look!"
The group of doctors hurriedly gathered.
"Haha, it's really a bit similar, they're all a little thin, and they're all about the same height. ”
Looking at that photo, the group of doctors suddenly came to their senses and began to evaluate it.
"You say, could Dr. Ye really be this mysterious assistant?"
After tasting it, Dr. Che suddenly asked.
Ha?
The doctors in the office were quiet again.
"Doctor Che, have you been infected by Dr. Ye too? Are you funny with your brains? There are more people in this world who look alike, not to mention that Dr. Ye and that guy are just a little similar on their backs! Could it be true? Are you trying to amuse us to death?"
"That is, such a young internist is a mysterious assistant? A mysterious assistant with such exquisite surgical skills is a young doctor in our respiratory medicine department? You go out and talk about it, I will see if others will drown you with spit!"
"That's it, please don't tease, okay, we all laughed so hard that our stomachs hurt just now, if we continue to laugh, we will really die!"
“............”
After being stunned for a moment, these doctors all despised Dr. Che.
Dr. Che also felt that his thoughts just now were really rusty in his brain, looking at the contemptuous eyes of a group of colleagues, Dr. Che's face turned red for a while, and he wanted to slap himself in the face, how could he have such a brainless and mentally retarded idea!