The old drunkard suddenly kicked Meng Sanxing, the king of stealing kings, in the ass, and said unhurriedly: "You kid is a bullshit fart! You are not the king of stealing kings? Isn't a thief a thief? What is it that is not a thief who is with you?"

Meng Sanxing, the king of thieves, smiled and said: "Yes, Lao Tzu is a thief, what's wrong? You old drunkard and Lao Tzu have been together for so many years, is your old drunkard also a thief? Long Feiyun is also a thief? But if you look closely, you two bastards are still thieves! But one is a thief who steals wine, and the other is a thief who steals his heart, otherwise how could he steal Shuang'er's heart!

The old drunkard Lei Dongtian was dumbfounded by the words of Meng Sanxing, the king of the thief, and admitted that he was a thief, and he was a little unwilling, so he didn't admit it, he did steal wine and drink, so he simply ignored Meng Sanxing, the king of stealing kings, and just drank a big drink......

Feng Wushuang Bingxue is smart, of course he understands that Meng Sanxing, the king of stealing kings, is not making fun of himself, but seeing that the two little girls with phoenix wings and wind tips were taken away, he deliberately used words to ridicule the old drunkard Lei Dongtian and Long Feiyun, so that he could relax a little, and Feng Wushuang only smiled lightly......

Long Feiyun's eyes lit up and said, "Meng Daxia, don't sell your old man!"

Meng Sanxing, the king of stealing kings, said with a smug face: "I have already identified the direction just now, if I am not mistaken, there should be a small city dozens of miles to the north, called Yongcheng!

The old drunkard Lei Dongtian drove the carriage alone, walking in front, Long Feiyun and Meng Sanxing, the king of stealing kings, drove another carriage, followed closely behind, Feng Wushuang reclined in the carriage due to his body, closed his eyes and recuperated!

The sun finally came out, the wind blowing in the early morning seemed to have a hint of sunshine, the flowers and trees on the side of the road kept spitting intoxicating aromas, and the birds were chirping non-stop, as if singing for this beautiful morning......

The old drunkard drove the carriage in the sky, kept drinking, and there was a little fatigue in his vicissitudes of life!

Long Feiyun galloped in the carriage, and suddenly asked Meng Sanxing, the king of stealing kings, who was sitting on the side: "Dead thief, you said that person is a master in the world of calligraphy and painting, and he must be a high-spirited and elegant person, how can he pay attention to a person like you who steals chickens and dogs? I haven't figured this out after thinking about it for a long time!"

Meng Sanxing, the king of stealing kings, said "hehe" Yile, revealing a thief's embarrassed face: "Don't forget that Lao Tzu also has a unique disguise technique, every time Lao Tzu will dress himself up as a learned person, and bring something to see him with a way to ask for advice, you also know that those who are knowledgeable often can't stand a good word, not to mention that Lao Tzu has prepared enough gifts every time, and he has done enough work in his face, and people will take care of me!" Otherwise, these old masters will not pay attention to you, and their temper is like a stone in a pit, smelly and hard, if they don't want to pay attention to you, you will put a knife on your neck, and no one will look at you!"

Long Feiyun said with a smile: "After looking at you kid, there is indeed some way!"

Meng Sanxing, the king of stealing kings, said: "That's natural! But that year in Luoyang, I almost planted a big heel! Lao Tzu stole an ancient painting of the Tang Dynasty from a rich man, and Lao Tzu dressed up as a sour showman, and went to Luoyang's famous calligraphy and painting to verify the authenticity, guess what?"

Long Feiyun smiled and said, "What's wrong?"

Meng Sanxing, the king of stealing kings, said: "Who knew that the calligraphy and painting masters in Luoyang actually knew that the ancient painting was in the hands of the rich man, and when he saw that it was genuine, he stabilized me on the one hand, and on the other hand, he sent someone to secretly notify the rich man! The rich man actually led more than a dozen good hands on the rivers and lakes to arrest me, if it wasn't for Lao Tzu's quick opportunity, I am afraid that his reputation would have been ruined in Luoyang! Later, a few days later, Lao Tzu was angry and took out the calligraphy and painting family, guess what?"

Long Feiyun's eyes lit up and said, "You won't kill him!"

Meng Sanxing, the king of stealing kings, said: "How is that possible! Lao Tzu not only didn't kill him, but he also gave me a headache for a long time! That day, I kidnapped everyone who was painting and calligraphy, and it was both intimidation and scare, but people were not only unmoved, but they told me for a long time, Lao Tzu was convinced, and obediently sent people back!"

Feng Wushuang, who was sitting in the carriage, was half-asleep, but he was gradually attracted by the words of Meng Sanxing, the king of stealing kings, and finally couldn't help but let out a chuckle when he heard this!

Long Feiyun also laughed loudly, and then asked: "Then if you dare to go to someone else to help you identify it later, you are not afraid of repeating the mistakes of the past!"

Meng Sanxing, the king of stealing kings, said: "Damn! At that time, Lao Tzu was indeed annoyed for a while, and his heart said that it was better to ask for others than to ask for himself, but in less than half a month, Lao Tzu gave up, every time he saw those words, Lao Tzu was so sleepy that he couldn't open his eyes, and as soon as he left, he was immediately refreshed! Later, Lao Tzu kept thinking, and finally let me think of a good way!"

Long Feiyun said: "What good way will you kid have? It's nothing more than buying it with money!"

Meng Sanxing, the king of stealing kings, smiled and said: "Then you are wrong, the real masters among these old masters are just money, how can this thing be done! My method is to pay the fake first, and then visit the door, saying that I have obtained a lot of money, and ask him to distinguish the authenticity, these old masters can see at a glance that it is fake! Then, in front of them, I swore to heaven and earth that I would spend a lot of money to buy the authentic works, so as to live up to their sharp eyes! When Lao Tzu stole the calligraphy and paintings, even if they knew who the calligraphy and paintings were in before, they thought that Lao Tzu had bought them with a lot of money.

Long Feiyun smiled slightly: "The method is indeed good, but it is slightly damaged!"

Meng Sanxing, the king of stealing kings, was not angry, but just smiled sheepishly......

In the noon sun, the hot people sweat directly, and the horses pulling the carts are sweating all over......

Not far away, a big tree on the side of the road is verdant, like a giant umbrella, the grass under the tree grows thicker than the others, and the large shadow under the tree is definitely a good place to enjoy the shade......

The old drunkard who was galloping in front of him in a carriage thundered, and his vicissitudes of life showed a hint of joy in his eyes, and he turned around and shouted at Long Feiyun: "There is a good place to cool off ahead, let's rest and then go!" After speaking, I can't wait to run to the big tree!

Long Feiyun and Meng Sanxing, the king of stealing kings, arrived in a carriage, only to see the horses pulling the cart leisurely eating grass, but there was no old drunkard thundering under the tree, only the sound of gurgling water......

Long Feiyun jumped out of the carriage and helped Feng Wushuang out, and Meng Sanxing, the king of stealing kings, blinked his eyes and scolded with a smile: "Old drunkard, you bastard, where are you hiding? If you don't come out again, Lao Tzu will scold your mother!"

Not to mention that you can't see the old drunkard thundering the sky, and even the old drunkard thundering the sky doesn't have half the sound of the old drunkard's thunder and farting!

Suddenly, a puff of tender green weeds flew out from behind the tree, attacking Meng Sanxing, the king of stealing kings, Meng Sanxing, the king of stealing kings, dodged in a flash, and another cloud of white flowers and flowers with something cool attacked......

This time the distance was close and the king of stealing kings, Meng Sanxing, was not a little guarded, and the king of stealing kings, Meng Sanxing, knew that he couldn't avoid it, so he hurriedly covered his head and face with both hands, only to feel a cool breath of coolness, and instantly swept away the heat of the road, and the white flower thing turned out to be water!

Meng Sanxing, the king of stealing kings, wiped the water from his face, and saw the old drunkard Lei Dongtian standing under the tree, holding the hem of his clothes with both hands, constantly dripping water, looking at himself with ill intentions, especially the expression that was clearly holding back a smile as much as he could!

Meng Sanxing, the king of stealing kings, looked back at Long Feiyun and Feng Wushuang beside him, and found that the two of them were five or six steps away from him, thinking that Long Feiyun didn't want the city gate to catch fire and affect the pond fish, so he secretly avoided it with Feng Wushuang!

Feng Wushuang couldn't help but didn't want to laugh out loud, but when he saw Meng Sanxing, the king of stealing kings, was embarrassed like a chicken in soup, he finally couldn't hold back and let out a chuckle!

Long Feiyun said seriously: "Before the dead thief, you thought you were the first thief in the rivers and lakes, and at that time I thought you were bragging, but now I believe Long Feiyun!

The old drunkard thundered and laughed loudly: "Long Feiyun, you bastard, I have known you for so many years, you kid finally said a human word!"

Long Feiyun sneered at each other: "your old drunkard, I don't speak human words, so what I have said to you in the past few years is not playing the piano to the cow!"

Meng Sanxing, the king of stealing kings who had just been tricked by the old drunkard Lei Dongtian, was a person who suffered a loss, seeing that the old drunkard Lei Dongtian and Long Feiyun raised the bar, the thief smiled and said: "I don't know what a pig and a cow can say, but it is impossible to say human words!" One sentence scolded Long Feiyun and the old drunkard Lei Dongtian!

The old drunkard Lei Dongtian took a sip of wine and said, "It seems that the ancients have a saying that is wrong!"

Feng Wushuang smiled and said, "That sentence is wrong, Brother Lei!"

The old drunkard Lei Dongtian laughed and said: "Since Shuang'er doesn't know, Brother Lei will teach you to be obedient today, so as not to be laughed at in the future! Isn't there a saying that only women and villains are difficult to raise, I think it can be changed to only stingy people and thieves are difficult to raise!"

Long Feiyun smiled slightly: "I didn't expect that Niu Er not only knows how to drink, but also is quite knowledgeable!"

Meng Sanxing, the king of stealing kings, said: "Niu'er not only knows how to drink, but also splashes people with water!"

Feng Wushuang just secretly had fun by himself, ignoring Long Feiyun and the three of them bickering, understanding that when Long Feiyun and the three of them were free together, if they didn't quarrel with each other, it would be a big strange thing, and it was how to send a life without doing boring things!

The old drunkard Lei Dongtian pretended to be unhappy and said: "Dead thief, the dog bites Lu Dongbin and doesn't know the hearts of good people! Lao Tzu saw that you were sweating, and only got some water to make you cool and cool, you kid still doesn't appreciate it, if it weren't for Long Feiyun's bastard to take care of Shuang'er, do you think Long Feiyun's bastard would be able to hide from it? Since you don't appreciate it, don't follow you, the river is clear, and you will almost catch up with the wine in Lao Tzu's gourd when you take a sip, and it will be cold and cold!" After saying that, he flashed and went behind the big tree again!

A figure of "whoosh", as swift as a leopard, crossed the thunderous sky of the old drunkard at once!