Chapter 60: The Little Bearer
In the table, Ben only has two candidates - Deer Deer Daddy & Mr. Zombie.
But I don't know when in the blank space of the form, Xiao Xiaofan added the name of "Gu Haichuan" crookedly, and finally he crossed it out again. As for the grading criteria, he divided them into several broad categories......
Earning power: Full marks for both candidates;
There is no doubt about this, a Berlin actor, a golden bachelor with the most value in the magic capital, and no woman is a "human ATM".
Dedicated to Mommy: Lu Ze full score, Jiang Yixiao zero points;
As for the reason, don't explain, you know.
Gentle and considerate: Lu Ze full score, Jiang Yixiao zero points;
Mr. Mou's zero score has been played a long time ago, and Lu Ze's full score has just been ticked.
Masculinity: Both are blank and have not yet been scored;
Xiao Xiaofan swore that he wanted to give them both zero points. Because at present, neither of them has as much of a mind as Gu Dad. But I think of a sentence from Lulu's father: Knowing people and faces but not knowing their hearts......
As soon as he didn't understand this sentence, he put this option on hold for the time being.
The table was originally here, and Lu Ze was far ahead, defeating Mr. Mou's poor 25 points with an excellent score of 75 points. But in the end, this kid added another option - he looks like Yi Fan!!
As a result, Mr. XX suddenly gained 100 points and temporarily defeated Luze with a 125-point advantage.
With the messy scoring ratio and the unbelievable scoring criteria, Yi Susu was speechless......
Throwing the form into her son's hand, she said angrily: "What kind of mess is this??"
A certain son was too lazy to explain, smiled and put it away, and urged Mommy to go out.
How can Yi Susu rest assured that he is alone at home? Speaking of this, I also feel ashamed, my son is almost six years old and has not yet gone to kindergarten.
It's just because Gu Tongcang looked down on the private kindergartens in the border cities before, and even said that my country's education system is all misguided. Therefore, there is only one enlightenment teacher of Xiao Xiaofan, Gu Tongcang himself.
After that, he followed Lu Ze to Berlin, and suddenly returned to China, and Yi Susu didn't have time to contact him with the kindergarten.
A certain mommy can't get rid of it, which can make the little hacker anxious. Today, he wants to stay at home and do big things, how can he be managed? In a hurry, he lied:
"It's okay, it's okay, I made an appointment with Lulu Dabi, and he will come over to accompany me later. ”
"Really?"
Yi Susu stared at him with a slight suspicion as he changed his shoes.
A certain bun pretended to be serious, and directly handed her mobile phone over:
"Or, you call him and ask him?"
knows that every time he is serious in front of Mommy, he can be deceived and passed.
Sure enough, Yi Susu was "hit" in seconds, and could she still question her son's trust face to face? She sighed, squatted down and held her son's small shoulder, and asked very seriously:
"Tell Mommy, do you really like Luze?"
The sudden growth of her son touched her a lot. For a moment, she thought about it, or simply accept Lu Ze and join him to kill the zombie and take revenge!
Anyway, the real owner of the Gu family is Lu Ze, Jiang Yixiao got this marriage certificate to steal it, then she will plan it!
As for how to make a calculation, which involves some legal issues, she plans to go to lawyer Qi for consultation today.
"Uh-huh. Xiao Xiaofan smiled and nodded, explaining, "But Xiaolulu is Daddy, not Daddy!"
Yi Susu was stunned: "This, is there any difference in this?"
"Of course it's different!" Xiao Xiaofan smiled brightly, "Daddy is a candidate for Daddy, Xiaolulu said it herself." ”
Yi Susu suddenly realized......
No wonder his son suddenly changed his name to Lu Ze and called him Dabi, it turned out that he was bewitched by that man!!
No, this is Chiguoguo's deception!
Suddenly, I felt a little sad in my heart, and the idea of "accepting Lu Ze" just now disappeared.
Xiao Xiaofan saw it in his eyes, snickered in his heart, and took the opportunity to push the pouting and slightly puffing mommy out of the door.
After everything was done, he couldn't wait to turn on the computer, log in to the hacker studio system in Berlin with Shikazawa's account and password, and then quickly locked on the target, the tracking program implanted in Mr. Zombie's phone.
After some tossing, I finally found out the information of the person behind the scenes. That IP, Xiao Xiaofan fixed his eyes, and suddenly his eyes dilated, and he was stunned......
How is he??
At the same time, Shanghai.
Jiang Yixiao also has a hacker studio, and he is also searching for the mastermind behind the scenes, and he also said that he can't admit defeat in the gamble!
Alas, this father and son......
Soon, he found out that the IP that had remotely hacked into his mobile phone last year was not online, and the address showed that it was Berlin. I never thought that as soon as he found out, the other party was online?
And switch to a domestic server connection, operating in China?
Quickly track, lock on to the target in a minute, border city?
Continuing to narrow the scope, the little red dot was finally fixed in a high-end community in the border city......
Bedroom, Isosu's apartment??
Is it any wonder that without him, Lao Tzu would not be able to find out? It turns out that this kid is still making trouble?!
Without saying a word, dial the phone.
"Boy, the thief shouts to catch the thief, you're crazy!!" said Daddy, gritting his teeth.
Xiao Xiaofan's tongue is knotted: "Uh......"
This time, I really suffered a dumb loss!
But he couldn't understand, Lulu's father was eyeing Mr. Zombie last year? He was helping that old man do things? Or, he already knew that my father was not dead, it was Jiang Yixiao?
A certain father didn't know that his son was inexplicably making a scapegoat, and this gamble is really about winning or losing, and it's hard to say who is one step faster than whom.
Still shouting on the other end of the phone: "You lost the gamble! You have to listen to Lao Tzu from now on!"
To tell the truth, Xiao Xiaofan didn't want to admit defeat like this, and he didn't do it, why was he slandered like this by Lord Daddy?
Sighing, he inexplicably remembered a passage from Gu's father's education before his death......
Losing on the surface is not losing in the real sense. Sometimes you deliberately lose, so that the opponent can take it lightly, and then quickly return the horse gun, killing him without leaving a piece of armor, and there is no power to fight back. This is Sun Tzu's Art of War, to retreat as advance!
At that time, he liked to play Chinese chess with Gu's father. The other party was defeated every time, and the carts, horses, and artillery were fed to him. But in the end, he can always come to a desperate counterattack by surprise on the general's side and defeat him completely.
Xiao Xiaofan didn't understand that this was for Mao, so Gu's father taught: Retreat is the wind of a general!
Thinking of this, he smiled, and said domineeringly on the phone: "I am willing to gamble and lose, but you are the only one!"
The language is concise and mature, with a style of Gu Tongcang.
The father on the other end of the phone was stunned, and then smiled darkly: "Yes, you are very domineering at a young age!"
Xiao Xiaofan answered in seconds, and said with a hippie smile: "Is it very similar to you?" ”
Jiang Yixiao: ......
Fuck your uncle, like a hairy!
Knowing that Daddy can't stand the teasing, Xiao Xiaofan can stop in moderation, and asked seriously:
"Tell me, what do you want me to do?"
"The first thing, immediately roll me to Shanghai to serve tea and admit my mistakes, and let Lao Tzu beat your ass!"
Even though this was asked by the grandfather to find an opportunity to get the child back to Shanghai, Mr. XX still felt that the desire/desire to beat his ass at this moment was bursting.
Alas, understandable!
has been "bullied" by this kid for so long, and finally the Jedi fought back, Mr. Jiang is not easy!!
A certain son took the opportunity to talk about the conditions, and said with a smile: "Do you want my mommy to send me there?"
I thought to myself, you can't let me, a child under the age of six, book a plane ticket to Shanghai by myself, right?
Who knew that the daddy on the other end of the phone refused:
"No! The plane will arrive at noon, remember, don't tell your mommy!"
What??
Send a special plane to pick me up??
Damn, this young master has a big face!!