Chapter 5: Teacher, Be Careful!
This summer vacation, Lu Xiaoran felt that it passed quickly, because with An Qi by his side, he would not sleep through this summer.
These days, they go out to play every day, and this summer Lu Xiaoran took Anqi to almost all the more famous places in Beijing.
Lu Xiaoran watches Korean dramas to Angel every night, what "Blue Life and Death Love", "Watch and Watch".
Although Lu Xiaoran has watched it more than a dozen times, he cries every time he watches it.
Angel looked at it expressionlessly.
She prefers to watch Crazy Boy, and when she saw "My Sassy Girlfriend" that day, Angel smiled and said, "This girl is very similar to me"
"Well, you're much stronger than her..."Lu Xiaoran said tangledly.
School is about to start in the blink of an eye.
These days, Lu Xiaoran has packed up all the things he needs to use for the start of school, and to be honest, he hates going to school, not because he hates school, but because he hates their physics professor.
Lu Xiaoran's physics professor was an old man in his fifties, thin and thin, wearing a pair of reading glasses with thick lenses.
This little old man who teaches physics is surnamed Xu, and the students he has taught have given him the nickname 'Chalk Head Killer'.
Because who doesn't listen to his class in class, he is used to breaking chalk and smashing people, and the quasi-head is like a slingshot, and Lu Xiaoran is often smashed.
"Husband, I'm going to bed early tonight, and we'll go to study together tomorrow, good night"
After Lu Xiaoran finished speaking, he covered the quilt and fell asleep.
An Qi stood beside Lu Xiaoran's bed and watched him fall asleep, just standing firmly.
"Bell bell bell"
An alarm bell pierced the silence of the morning.
Lu Xiaoran sleepily stretched out his hand and groped for the alarm watch beside the bed.
Angel raised her delicate hand and slapped it on the alarm clock, only to see a lot of springs popping out, and the hour and minute hands flew somewhere.
The house was quiet.
Lu Xiaoran slept for a while, rubbed his eyes, and sat up from the bed.
"Husband... What time is it... Hmm..."Lu Xiaoran stretched after speaking.
"It's 7:49"
"Ahh
"No! We'll report at eight o'clock!"
After Lu Xiaoran finished speaking, he got dressed, went to the bathroom and wiped a handful of water on his face, and hurriedly brushed his teeth.
There was still toothpaste foam on his mouth, so he opened the door and called Angel to rush out.
Lu Xiaoran ran to the platform downstairs.
The ten-minute bus had just left, leaving behind a trail of exhaust gas.
Anqi walked up to the panting Lu Xiaoran and said, "It's 7:58, and the A university you study is three kilometers away from here, and you're late for the car."
Lu Xiaoran squatted on the ground panting.
While fanning the wind, he said, "Okay... I confessed... Just let that old man smash me to death with chalk... Really... If I had known, I wouldn't have run..."
"Stand Up"
"Ahh
"Stand up if you don't want to be late," Angel looked at him with a smile.
"Oh" Lu Xiaoran stood up stupidly.
I saw An Qi walking up to Lu Xiaoran, snorting and directly carrying Lu Xiaoran on his shoulders.
Then she carried Lu Xiaoran a step back and exerted force.
I saw Anqi 'whoosh' like an arrow and carried Lu Xiaoran forward.
Pedestrians on the side of the road only feel a gust of wind blowing by, and they can't see anything.
Lu Xiaoran only felt that his eyes were blown and he couldn't open them, and he felt that even the fragrance on Anqi's body was floating back.
He used all the words he could think of to describe what he felt like right now: The Flash, Superman, Batman, Fantastic Four, Spider-Man, Iron Arm,
...
In the classroom of University A, a thin old man with glasses is holding a roll call.
"Zhao Yanqing"
"Here!"
"Zhu Yubo"
"Here!"
"Wang Xu"
"Here!"
"Lu Xiaoran"
The classroom was silent.
"Lu Xiaoran" The thin old man called again.
At this moment, the classroom door suddenly opened, and a strong wind blew in, blowing the books and papers in the classroom all over the room.
The wind stopped, and there were two more people in the classroom seats.
"Here!"
Lu Xiaoran filled his mouth with toothpaste foam, raised his hand and said.
The skinny old man continued to name names...
"Zhou Jianhua"
"Here!"
......
Everyone around looked at Angel and looked at this stunning beauty in a daze.
Angel shook off her short hair, and her hair was straightened.
Lu Xiaoran didn't have time to wash his hair in the morning, coupled with the speed of being carried by An Qi for more than 30 seconds just now, his hair is now almost the same as Brother Sharp, plus his mouthful of toothpaste foam, he seems to be a dementia.
"Were we photographed by the traffic police just now?"
"No, I hit the police across the road when I was carrying you."
“... Well, husband, I'm going to jail"
An Qi just smiled and took out a handkerchief and wiped the toothpaste foam off Lu Xiaoran's face.
The surrounding classmates saw that this stunning beauty was like this to her idiot classmate Lu Xiaoran, and they all understood a little bit in their hearts.
All the male compatriots hated Lu Xiaoran, thinking that there was no need to rob it now, everyone was famous, and sat down disappointed.
All the female compatriots looked at Angel gratefully, glad that their boyfriend had survived, and they continued to plug in the cow dung and sat down happily.
"Okay, students, our first class today, below..."
The thin old man pushed his glasses and opened a box in front of him, which was full of chalk heads.
He took out a chalk head, looked at the group, and then waved his hand against the wall, making a "ding" crunch. It seems that this is not shallow.
Then the thin old man looked at everyone with an awkward smile, as if he was ready to go.
"Okay, turn the book to page 346"
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, Lu Xiaoran covered his mouth with his hands and whispered, "This old man has a problem here, we call him a "chalk head killer", hehe"
After saying that, Lu Xiaoran pointed to his head and said to An Qi with a foolish smile.
The thin old man quickly wrote the formula on the blackboard, and spoke very energetically.
"Connect the wires, turn on the power, this should be in the A circuit, we also have to pay attention..."
The old man turned around sharply and saw Lu Xiaoran who was laughing stupidly.
I saw the old man pick up a piece of chalk and smash it at Lu Xiaoran, and the thin old man was still talking to himself and learning Bruce Lee's "Ahh
Lu Xiaoran hadn't noticed that the chalk head was about to hit his head, and when he saw it, the chalk had already flown in front of him.
"Ah, it's over!" Lu Xiaoran covered his head.
I saw Angel reach out and grab the chalk head.
Then she opened her little white hand, put the chalk in her hand, shook it, and threw the chalk head towards the thin old man.
Just listen to the "bang" popping sound.
I saw that on the blackboard behind the thin old man, a piece of chalk was nailed into the blackboard, revealing only a small white head, still emitting white smoke, like a bullet hitting the blackboard.
"Teacher, be careful"
Angel smiled at the thin old man.
The thin old man stood pitifully on the podium, his mouth wide open, his lips still shaking, and his eyes were about to burst out of his glasses.
The bruises on his forehead, which had few hairs, flareted from his face to the base of his neck, probably frightened.
Everyone in the class, including Lu Xiaoran, was stunned by An Qi's actions just now.
The picture was frozen like this, and Lu Xiaoran was afraid that he would scare the old man to death.
After a long time, the thin old man, raised his head, his eyes were open like ET, his mouth was wide open, and he stammered
"Next...... Lesson"