"Sisters, sit casually!"

The third son slapped his face and said, "If you like any brother, sit next to you." ”

The girls were uninhibited, smiling and smiling to find a seat to sit down.

"A bunch of bad embryos!"

Zhang Yue and Li Xiaomei glared at the group of men a few times, got up and left.

The men didn't care, to see what tricks the third son could have.

"Brother, my name is Rourou!"

Shen Hui sat next to a long-haired girl, wearing a one-piece skirt, with light makeup, her appearance could score 85 points, which was a bit amazing, and after sitting down, she leaned into Shen Hui's ear and whispered, and a faint body fragrance wafted into her nose.

Shen Hui nodded, but didn't know what to say.

The key is that I don't know what these girls do, in case they say the wrong thing, it's embarrassing.

"I have a suggestion!"

The third son knocked on the table and said, "We have exactly seven pairs today, how about seven bottles of wine?"

Zhao Fei said: "No problem, how to drink?"

He Kun said: "How about the dream golden flower, just a group of two, divided into seven groups, who drinks doesn't care, as long as the lost wine is drunk, but I have a suggestion, if a man drinks, you have to ask a beautiful woman for a favor." ”

"How do you want me to help?"

The girl sitting next to He Kun hurriedly asked, and the other girls also looked at He Kun.

He Kun smiled and said: "It is said that men and women match, drink not drunk, if you lose the wine for a while, you have to ask my sister to warm up the wine in her mouth first, and then feed it to me, so that I won't get drunk, how about this idea?"

"Brother, you're so bad!"

The girls stopped and shouted against He Kun.

The men slapped their hands one after another: "This suggestion is good, I agree." ”

"I agree too!"

Although they were all scolding He Kun in their hearts, which man would oppose such a suggestion.

Shen Hui is also a man, so naturally there is no reason to object.

A girl slapped her face and said, "Brothers, wait a minute, I also have something to say, you are all men, you can't bully us girls, my brothers have made a request for drinking, and we girls have to make a request for drinking." ”

"Yes, that's fair. ”

The girls also coaxed, and the atmosphere immediately became enthusiastic.

The third son asked, "What do the sisters want, let's hear it." ”

The girl said, "How about the sisters have a glass of wine and the brothers tell a joke?"

"Yes!"

"That's all!"

Everyone has no opinion, and it's not easy to tell a joke.

Shen Hui wanted to object, but seeing that everyone agreed, he was embarrassed to object, so he had to quickly search his stomach and think of jokes, otherwise if he couldn't tell the joke for a while, he would have to drink, and he estimated that he would have to look foreign with this amount of alcohol.

"Who's going to sit first?"

The third son took the playing card and asked, the dream Jinhua must have suffered a loss.

Everyone should not be the first bird, just wait for the third son to sit in the village first.

As soon as Shen Hui saw that the opportunity had come, he said, "I'll come first!"

The men were stunned, their faces full of surprise.

The girls looked at Shen Hui curiously, secretly guessing how much he drank.

"Okay, buddy. ”

Sanzi threw the poker over, "Then you come first, I'll be the second." ”

Rourou leaned over, leaned into Shen Hui's ear and said, "Brother, I'll feed you if you lose in a while!"

Shen Hui's ears were itchy, and he said that if I was lucky, I might not be able to drink.

The three sons opened the wine, and each of them gave a bottle, and the girls poured the wine into the wine dispenser.

Shen Hui Mali's shuffle and dealing, first one person dealt one, and finally dealt hole cards.

It's a bit far away, so everyone helps pass the cards.

"Three glasses!"

"Three glasses!"

"Three glasses!"

Everyone shouted while looking at the cards, all of them were three cups, none of them called two cups, not to mention a cup, all of them looked unfathomable, not to mention the big cards, the momentum was not a weak, obviously veterans of the battlefield.

Shen Hui looked at his cards and made a pair with his hole cards.

Then he looked over one by one, and finally looked at He Kun: "Pick you up." ”

"Tractor, drink!"

He Kun pretended to be quite similar, and he didn't raise his eyebrows.

The girl sitting next to him had a smile on her face, and she was also very calm.

"A pair of old Ks!"

Rourou showed the card, looked at He Kun with a smile, and didn't speak.

He Kun couldn't pretend anymore, and asked the girl next to him: "What about you two and me?"

The girl smiled: "Okay, I'll listen to my brother!"

A girl next to her coaxed: "Sisi has no problem drinking, my brother will tell two jokes first." ”

"Let's tell the joke first!"

The men didn't let He Kun go, and they all coaxed him.

These second generations don't have anything serious to do, they spend time drunk and dreaming all day long, and they finally find a way to have fun, how can they let He Kun get by, how can they listen to a joke.

"Don't be noisy, it's not easy to tell a joke. ”

He Kun rolled up his sleeves and casually told a joke.

A man took the prescription prescribed by the female doctor and came back for a long time and asked, "Where is the 13th ultrasound?"

The female doctor smiled: "It's not 13 ultrasound, it's B ultrasound." “

The man said angrily: "Damn! Your B is too open!"

"Hooligans!"

"Indecent!"

The girls' faces flushed when they heard this, and they chirped.

The men were a little unhappy: "Damn, I've heard of this, don't count, change another one." ”

"Fault!"

He Kun said: "Whoever stipulates that what I have heard cannot be told, it will be your turn in a while, and whoever tells me something I have not heard of, I will tell another one." After drinking, my sister will drink quickly, and my brother will talk about the second one after drinking. ”

The girl smiled and said yes, picked up the wine glass and drank it with her neck tilted.

"Good, atmospheric!"

The men applauded, and the atmosphere became enthusiastic.

Women can drink, these girls who come out to play are all at least a pound of weight, men and women fight for wine, usually the last to pour is mostly men, otherwise how can there be Qingdao if I don't fall, I don't fall, snowflakes don't float, I don't float.

"Go on, there's a second one!"

He Kun thought about it for a while and spoke again.

The nun took the priest's car home in the evening.

On the way, the lustful priest actually put his hand on the nun's snow-white thigh!

The nun shyly asked the priest: "Do you remember what Article 129 of the Bible says?!"

When the priest heard this, he blushed and took his hand away.

When I got home, I hurriedly opened Bible 129 and saw that it read: "Go a little deeper, and you will find great happiness!"

When the priest saw this, he exclaimed, "God, unfamiliarity with business kills people!"

"Hahaha!"

The men laughed, and the girls blushed.

"Drink, drink!"

He Kun personally poured a glass of wine for the girl, and the girl still drank it.

"One more glass!"

The men began to laugh, and there was a glass of wine.

He Kun looked at the girl and smiled: "The last cup depends on my sister." ”

"Brother, you're necrotic!"

The girl's face was red, and she didn't know whether she was pretending or being ashamed, she bit her lip, put a glass of wine in her mouth, and under the urging of the men, she closed her eyes and leaned her mouth over, and in the warm applause, He Kun drank this glass of fragrant wine.

Everyone doesn't know what He Kun tastes like, but they feel that it must taste good just by looking at it.

"Deal!"

"Hurry up and deal the cards. ”

The atmosphere was mobilized, and the men all came to their senses and began to urge.

Shen Hui was not in a hurry, and looked at Li Guangming again: "You also get up." ”

Li Guangming smiled, didn't look at the cards, and directly told the joke.

Two corns got married.

The next morning, the male corn kernel woke up and found popcorn lying next to him, so he asked strangely: My daughter-in-law?

Popcorn replied shyly: One shot broke people apart, and I don't know people!

Ha ha......

The men laughed and the women were coquettish.

There is no serious joke, it is all meat jokes.

Shen Hui was a little surprised, this guy looked serious, and he would tell such a joke.

It's really a person who can't be disguised, the ancients didn't deceive me.

After telling two jokes in a row, the girl drank two glasses without frowning.

The third cup was the same as He Kun, and the girl fed Li Guangming to drink.

Shen Hui didn't get up with anyone else, he collected the hole cards and the cards he had played, and re-issued three cards.

This time the card is big, and it turned out to be a straight gold.

Shen Hui took a look at them one by one, and felt that the cards were the largest, so he went straight to the fullest.

Halfway down the poker, three of the seven bottles of wine were down.

The main thing is to call a little ruthless, regardless of the big and small cards, the men open their mouths for three cups, and as long as the cards are smaller than Shen Hui, there is nothing that can be missed, all have been Shen Hui lifted the old bottom, only once the card is the smallest, directly punished a cup of reissue.

The wine was drunk gently, and Shen Hui finally remembered a joke after searching his intestines.

Fifty-four cards were distended, and there was only one and a half bottles of wine left.

Shen Hui didn't drink a single cup, and Rourou drank a cup.

"Brother, you're amazing!"

Rourou's face flushed, and she leaned into Shen Hui's ear and said a word.

But no, he never touched the knife from beginning to end, and all the people who were called up were smaller than his cards, and the girl who drank the most drank almost drank close to a catty, although she was still sober, but her eyes were already a little watery.

", I'm coming!"

The third son was a little anxious, thinking that letting Shen Hui sit in the village tonight was simply the biggest strategic mistake, and he didn't know why this kid was so lucky, except for committing suicide and being punished with a cup, he never lost from beginning to end, what a hell of a life.