☆, 1900_ call the shots

Me: "...... I asked about the Medicine Sect Chi Chadan and the Kunlun Pentagon Pillar. ”

Big Brother: "That's not important. ”

Me: "That's what matters. ”

Senior brother: "Those two things, when we get the real thing, we will study it again, there is no need to inquire about the news from the bag, and the effort to distinguish the real from the fake is enough to make another new product." ”

Me: "I have a real pentagonal column, a perfect and a non-perfect one. Singo and the elders. But I don't know what to say in return. "I told the senior brother the whole process and asked him to help think about the return gift.

Big brother: "The easiest way is to meet his request and ask him to take a picture with you." ”

Me: "No. ”

Senior brother: "Then I will agree with him to forcibly take a photo with you, and promise not to destroy the photo later." ”

Me: "......"

Senior Brother: "Do you have any opinions?"

Me: "Against ......"

Senior brother: "The objection is invalid, so it is decided, I will deal with this matter, you don't have to worry about it." You won't find out you've been photographed. ”

Me: "...... What the hell are you looking for from me?"

As long as I don't have to cooperate with the pose, I actually don't have much opinion on being photographed, but if you ask me whether I agree or not, I will definitely answer no, because if I agree, I have to cooperate, so I don't cooperate with the photo, which is stupid.

Therefore, if you want to take a picture of me, just take a photo, anyway, the monks who don't control Yan are definitely not interested in collecting my photos, and the monks who are not Yan Kong always have a way to get my photos, and they can't stop them. Daddy won't help me erase all the images of me that flow out, how many people can I prevent in a foundation building period? Just the two groups of Hehuan Sect and Yunxia Sect are ...... Alas, whatever.

Senior Brother: "Are you far away from Shi Bolin now?"

Me: "The distance from the audience to the playing field, he is the co-operator of the game. ”

Senior Brother: "Okay, keep this distance, and use him as a shield if necessary." ”

☆、1901_New tricks of the soothsayer competition

Pei Bing popped up a head on my shoulder: "I am Lin Lin's special shield." ”

I pressed him back into the little ensuer and asked the senior brother, "If I ask what is going to happen, you probably won't tell me, right?"

Senior Brother: "I guessed wrong. The soothsayer contest is just a new twist. This time, they are going to make a large-scale phantom array, so that the contestants and cooperators of the competition can show their strength in the phantom array. The soothsayer's great fighting technique. If you are interested, you can choose a fortune teller to cooperate with him, not the Bo Luo, it is best to choose the one who peeps into the gate of heaven, so that if something goes wrong, I will come to the door to discuss the law and be familiar with it. If you really can't become a partner of the Taoist friends of the Heavenly Gate, you can also choose no soothsayer and mix in the phantom array until the end of the game time. ”

Me: "I didn't sign up as a partner. ”

Big brother: "The audience is all cooperating. ”

Me: "Can I make trouble with the organizer?"

Big brother: "The organizer should announce the rules immediately, and then the audience who does not want to participate will be given time to leave, so that they can continue to be spectators in the new audience seat on the outer floor, and those who do not leave the venue will be deemed to be willing to become partners in this competition." ”

Me: "You mean I can't leave the arena and have to stay?"

Senior Brother: "I mean, if you stay, act with Shi Bolin and cooperate with the soothsayers of the Heavenly Gate. Of course, if you really want to leave, I am now in the Yunxia Sect, and it is impossible to rush to Tongshu City to force you to press you to your seat and not allow you to move. Besides, it should be no longer allowed to enter the venue now. ”

"Why didn't the organizers notify me in advance?" I reacted to after asking, "Oh, anti-cheating." Do we, who are semi-voluntary collaborators, have any gifts?"

Senior Brother: "I don't know if the organizer will give gifts or not, but the Yunxia Sect may give you the disciples of the sect who participated in this competition a little souvenir, for example, a day trip to the new attraction of the Fog Shroud Secret Realm, you can choose the Jiuning Replica Secret Realm, and now it is more perfect." ”

...... Or is it a kind hug to reward spirit animals?

Senior Brother: "If you decide to participate, I would like to remind you to pay special attention to one thing. ”

Me: "If necessary, use Shi Bolin as a shield? "Definitely not to be polite to him.

Senior Brother: "You can just remember that, but you don't need to pay special attention." ”

Me: "That's it, stay away from Boluo, close to the Peep Gate?"

Big Brother: "That's a minor problem. ”

Me: "...... Protect the Ran brothers and sisters?"

Big Brother: "No. It's just a performance illusion array, and if they want to participate, they should protect themselves. ”

☆、1902_Looking for an apprentice

Me: "...... Perform, yes, perform, public ......"

Senior Brother: "That's right, that's what I want to remind you to pay special attention to. Live broadcasts and recordings are available and open to the world. So, if you don't mind, keep your image, and if you really feel awkward, you can withdraw when the organizers ask non-participants to leave. ”

"Withdraw. My sister's voice came, "Come back and see my sister give you a live stream of Gu Cultivation Pool Exploration." ”

Me: "Are you going now?"

My sister: "Maybe. Looking forward to it?"

Me: "Can you take me with you?"

My sister: "Nonsense. ”

Me: "Do you want to explore whichever direction I ask you to explore?"

My sister: "Nonsense, talk." ”

Me: "'' means 'yes' or 'no'." ”

My sister: "Think about it, how many tricks can you hold up if I beat you now?" ”

My brother: "Remember to count me in." ”

My sister: "Spoil him so much, you should take him to the Gu Cultivation Pond and follow his instructions to check." ”

My brother: "Who told you to mention this stubble to him first?" You see, I didn't mention to him about the Gu Cultivation Pond. If you don't want to be annoyed by him, don't give him a chance to make inches from the beginning. ”

Hey, I hear you......

Senior Brother: "Two seniors Pei, let's first care about finding an apprentice, this is your most important job now." Within ten years, you will each have to find an apprentice. Be careful, don't just accept one because of time constraints, you have to teach this apprentice to be a Yuan Baby. Unless you can accept that your first apprentice can't even enter the Yuan Infant Period. ”

Me: "Aren't you going to wait for Yuanying's cultivation to stabilize before you start accepting disciples?"

Senior Brother: "This can all go to the Gu Cultivation Pool, do you think it's still unstable?"

Me: "But they haven't been in the Yuan Infant for a long time." ”

Senior Brother: "I don't really understand the specifics, I heard the elders say that it was because they had been at the peak of Jindan for too long, and the foundation was too solid, and even a part of the Yuan Infant Stage should be pressed...... In short, their cultivation is now stable, but there is still a lack of spiritual power, but it needs to be practiced in actual combat, and they can practice while teaching their disciples without delay. ”

Me: "Oh, congratulations. ”

Big Brother: "Yes, congratulations, come on." ”

☆、1903_Can't do it

Now I can only see the face of the senior brother from the communicator, and I can't see the expression of my brother and sister, I can only hear my sister say, "Got it, let's go to the apprentice." ”

My brother: "Ten years, when I think of my father's failure to receive a satisfactory apprentice from the Yuan Infant Stage to the Transformation Period, I feel that ten years is really too short." ”

Senior Brother: "If you look for it carefully, ten years is enough." You don't owe the amount of tasks, you don't need to make up, and there are no other urgent matters now, so concentrate on finding an apprentice. Elder Pei's situation, you can't apply it. But if you can have your own children within 10 years, I promise that no one will hold you accountable for not accepting disciples. ”

Yes, you can try to see if you have inherited the fierce fertility gene that shocked Daddy in the whole cultivation realm.

My brother: "It's only been ten years...... Nengsheng has been born a long time ago. ”

My sister: "No discipline." ”

Me: "Do you have a lot of friends?"

My brother: "Don't ask around when you're a minor. Pei Miao is too, pay attention to avoid specific groups of people when speaking, and do not pollute the young minds of children. ”

My sister: "Ah, it's my fault, the children went to play with the phantom array. Pei Sen, let's change places and have a good exchange. ”

Watching their shadows flicker across the screen and walk away, I said, "......"

The senior brother smiled: "Minors should be well-behaved." ”

I retaliated: "The two of them are now in the infancy stage, can you still control them in this Jindan stage?"

Senior Brother: "It all depends on whether they are willing to let me take care of it, just like the elder who is in charge of it depends entirely on whether the elder gives the head of face or not." ”

Me: "That is, the big things must be the same, but the small things are likely not to bird you?"

Big Brother: "That's right, that's it. ”

Me: "You can't control the multiple infancy periods of this sect, so isn't there a lot of obstacles to doing so?"

Big Brother: "Actually, more than you think. Because most of the multiple infants were already in the primordial infant stage before I became a senior brother, they were all my elders, and not only did I not care about them, but I also needed them to guide me. And those brothers and sisters who entered the Yuan Infant before me and were originally at the same level as me, when they stepped into the Yuan Infant, they entered a level that I can't fully understand now. Even though I was allowed to read a lot of information in advance, my own cultivation was not enough, and my understanding was always an itch in my boots. There are some assignments, even if they are willing to listen to me, I am not sure that I can give the right instructions, I will be afraid that I will make a mistake in the instructions and mistake them. ”

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