Chapter 416: Takeshi Kitano's On-site Geometry Teaching (1st Update)

The weather in Tokyo in May is very similar to that in Cannes, and it is already very hot.

Japanese cemeteries are very distinctive, just like Japanese houses, crowded one after another close together.

But it does look crowded, but it can be subdivided, almost every tombstone is different, tall, short, fat and thin, and scattered.

Higashino Qiang used to avoid cemeteries, but now he is very different, at least he will not deliberately avoid them.

The funeral has completely ended, and in front of Yoshimitsu Morita's tombstone, there are only two people left, one is him, and the other is Yojiro Takida.

The Palme d'Or has been buried with it, and there is no sadness on Yojiro Takida's face.

It could be a little hot and ripped off the tie.

"Teacher, everything I can say has been said before. ”

"Hmm. ”

"It's not interesting to say anything now. ”

"Hmm. ”

As soon as he left, I had a confused feeling in my head, I don't know why, I always felt that something was missing, and I didn't know what it was, which was very strange. ”

"Hmm. ”

Yojiro Takida has always said that Higashino Qiang has always been 'um', he was very good at writing, and Mr. Kigo, who publishes several books a year, is also short of words.

Actually, Higashino Qiang felt that this was enough.

Let Director Takida talk about it alone, it's really good.

Speaking of which, Higashino Qiang has even 'um' and not 'um'.

And Yojiro Takida was full of tears, and he didn't feel it himself.

Until the sun goes down ...

"Hey, you two, what's going on!"

"That's it!"

This cemetery has an uninvited guest, two old men.

"Oh, Watanabe-sensei, Kitano-sensei, why are you here?" Higashino Qiang naturally treated each other politely when he saw that it was the two of them.

Yojiro Takida was taken aback, "Watanabe-sensei, you ...... Oh, Kitano-sensei, why are you here?"

The appearance of Junichi Watanabe and Takeshi Kitano is really strange.

If you want to say that Mr. Watanabe should come, after all, after "Paradise Lost" was put on the big screen by director Morita, it was really popular, and it completely established his status as a literary master and the first person in love in Japan.

But today he didn't show up, which is really weird.

As for Takeshi Kitano, it's even stranger.

As a filmmaker, he has no problem coming, but there doesn't seem to be much communication with Director Morita.

After all, Takeshi Kitano's films are generally Japanese black humor, making everyone laugh in the story of the underworld.

This is quite a big gap with the love movie directed by Morita.

What's even more interesting is the answer from both of them.

"Oh, others are walking so chicly, why do you two do this? Let's go! Let's drink together!"

Feelings are for drinking.

......

A small shop called Sake Nunnery Drunken Village.

You know it's an izakaya by the name, but this one is a bit amazing.

It has a history of 50 years, and you must follow the rules when you enter it, you must never smoke, and you can't even use cosmetics with a strong smell like perfume powder, and if you use it, you won't be in business.

For fear of messing with the aroma of the wine.

Waiting for the wine glass to come up, as soon as you get started, the temperature is just right.

Drink it in one gulp and it will be warm and smooth.

Maybe that's what the so-called first-line throat means.

Ha!

Higashino asked for a sake called 'Tenbuki', and to be honest, he didn't know what this sake was about, but it was a good name.

Blow it today.

Watanabe-sensei, Kitano-sensei, director Takida, and the three of them also killed a cup.

Cool word, written on the face.

Men's happiness is sometimes as simple as that.

After a drink, eat a simple dish.

Edamame, which must have, goes with the wine.

Explosives are also a must.

Then, it's a big sukiyabe.

That's enough for men.

So, what to blow on?

"Weird?" Watanabe-sensei smiled as he looked at Higashino.

Higashino scratched his head, "It's really weird. ”

"Haha......" Mr. Kitano smiled, really, he laughed, it was the sound of laughter, but his face was still because of facial paralysis, half of his face couldn't move, only the corner of his mouth twitched.

Thieves are scary.

Yojiro Takida couldn't help laughing, but to be honest, he didn't know why.

Watanabe-sensei knew that he had to talk about it, so after taking a sip of wine, he started talking.

"Saikyo, this time I was supposed to send off Director Morita, but I met Mr. Kitano on the way, and the two of us chatted for a while, and we were delayed after talking too much. It's nothing, I believe Morita will definitely understand, people like him have already seen everything clearly.

What I talked to about Mr. Kitano was about you recently.

If you want to say that you are saikyo, but you are really strong, and with Miss Toda, it must be ...... Hey hey ......"

That's it, the old driver who drank and drove the car, that's it.

Higashino Qiang scratched his head again, and his face was flushed, I don't know if it was because of the strength of the 'sky blow' he drank, or because of something else.

Takida and Kitano can't laugh...... Well, Mr. Kitano's face has already let the neighbor settle the bill and leave.

Watanabe-sensei continued, "You kid, that's all there is to it. But we have to see what is behind from the surface of this incident, and I think that someone should want to launch an offensive against you again.

That man ......"

When he said this, he looked at Higashino Qiang very seriously.

Higashino nodded, "I already know that person. ”

That's interesting.

Interestingly, it's completely unexplained.

However, at least Watanabe-sensei understood.

"Oh, are you kid prepared enough?"

"Well, almost. ”

"Oh, why didn't you say it earlier, it makes us worry in vain. ”

"Mr. Watanabe, I don't think I have a chance to talk about it sooner. ”

"Haha......"

The next few words of the two seemed to be even more foggy.

Yojiro Takida was very confused.

Mr. Kitano kept drinking.

What exactly did you say?

Higashino Qiang said directly, "Thank you, Mr. Watanabe. ”

"You kid, people are still okay, although I also feel very angry about some things about your kid, but more and more I find out that you, this kid, may really be the hope of Japanese literature and art, alas, what do you say about this?"

Mr. Watanabe's words can be said to be messy, but he can't help but make people laugh.

Let's just have another drink.

Man, it's very simple.

Mr. Kitano has been on the toilet.,I used to only drink alcohol.,Now.。。。

"It seems that the business is almost done, I guess Watanabe-sensei should be able to make a move, okay, I don't understand anything either, as for Higashino, ha...... You kid, I look pretty good. ”

Higashino Qiang's face was a little confused, "Which aspect?"

Yes, you have to ask, otherwise, I have too many strengths in Higashinoqiang.

It seems that no one knows the state of his inner stinky fart.

But Mr. Kitano said, "What else can I do?

It's too straightforward, right?

"Hahaha......" Watanabe and Takida can't laugh.

Higashino Qiang scratched his head again, blushing, "That, in fact, Xiaoxiang's thing...... I'm a little ......."

Kitano Takeshi simply interrupted: "What is this? In that marathon before, you kid already had enough performance, right? You did a good job, that girl chased you like that, and then ...... Well, if I had, well, I wouldn't have been able to go that far. ”

This is said like a comic material.

Another burst of laughter.

Higashino Qiang's face turned even redder, but just as he wanted to refute, Kitano Takeshi couldn't stop.

"Don't worry, I, I thought about it again, you kid also had a ...... with a few girls before Honestly, okay? What are we going to do here?"

"Ahem, ahem, ahem......" Higashino Qiang listened to it and coughed for a while.

No, you can't tell the truth.

Mr. Watanabe and Director Takida, this is always interesting, drinking glass after glass, as if this noodle and this thing is said, it is very good.

Kitano Takeshi became more and more interested, "Actually, it's nothing, your kid has a tender face in front of us, and in front of those girls, he must be very thick-skinned, right?"

This...

Hahaha!

It was as if I had seen it in person, which directly caused a burst of laughter.

What else can Higashino Qiang say?

"Well, that's not the case, really. "I played the obedient card directly.

Kitano Takeshi knew very well in his heart, and his face was even more excited, "I don't ask you that, in fact, I just have something I want to say to you." ”

"Oh, listen up. Higashino played the well-behaved card again.

Now, it seems, that's all it can be.

Takeshi Kitano said: "In my opinion, the relationship between a man and a woman, a man and a woman, is like a line, too monotonous.

More of it?

For example, a man and two women, what is it?

It's triangular.

The triangle is solid, right?

However, I don't think the triangle is very good, because if there is a horn, it will pierce anyone.

What to do?

What if there were four of them?

It's a horn, so isn't this horn so sharp?

What about five people? Five corners, better, right?

What about six?

What about seven?

What happens if there are more and more?

Hah! It's a circle, right?

The circle is smooth enough, right, it won't pierce anyone, right?

Everybody's not going to get hurt, that's great.

Haha......"

This...

Poofha!

Watanabe-sensei and Takida are just going crazy with laughter.

Higashino Qiang feels that this is the man in front of him, or is he Takeshi Kitano, one of the members of the underworld?

It's basically a math teacher, on-site geometry teaching.

What else can Higashino Qiang say?

"I may not be as mellow as I am. ”

This sentence seems to admit many things.

Here in the sake brewery, laughter continues to erupt.

It seems that even Director Morita of Heaven will laugh along.

What about Higashino Qiang?

Do you want to listen to the geometric theory of Takeshi Kitano, a math teacher in the underworld?

PS: The first more sent, thank you for your support, the black car is really grateful!That,This geometric theory is indeed Kitano Takeshi's.,In addition,He's not divorced this year.,After the divorce, he said.,The money is gone.,The woman also ran away.,Friends don't come.,I knew it was so uncomfortable.,I won't leave.。。。