1689 Chapter 1689
☆、06844 - Rest first
Me: "Change places for quarrels, other people still have questions for me, don't get in everyone's way." ”
"Brother Immortal, how long will you stay in our courtyard?"
Me: "Not necessarily, I'm here to make a deal." Once the purpose of the deal is achieved, go. ”
"What do you pay us for?"
Me: "There are a variety of options, including snacks, groceries, toys, books, short-term travel, etc., and I try to pay you all for what you want." But it must be based on the principle of equivalence, which is how much information I get from you, how much I will pay you, and at most a small bonus for caring for the cubs. ”
"What kind of information do you want? We definitely know less than the teachers. ”
Me: "It's complicated, it's too late today, I'll explain it to you tomorrow, but I'll just summarize it briefly: I want your fairy tale-like fantasies." ”
“...... I don't believe in fairy tales for a long time. When we're only one or two years old?"
A year or two old may not understand the full story.
Me: "If you have believed before, you will count." If you don't believe it at all, but you can make the reason for your unbelief interesting. Okay, when the time comes, let's get some rest. Don't worry too much about me when you go to bed, lest you delay tomorrow if you don't have a good rest. ”
Me: "You will be punished for being late for morning training." ”
The children obediently spread out and put away their belongings, then washed and slept. After the staff supervised the children to turn off the lights, they also went to rest. The staff doesn't have to stay up late, they just need to stay in the duty room just in case. Each of the children's dormitories is equipped with a distress bell, which they will press if there is an accident and the bell will ring in the duty room. According to the rules, the staff on duty need to get out of the duty room within one minute, figure out the situation within three minutes, and start solving the problem within five minutes.
Ji Shan: "In addition to the accidental touch and the new children who are not used to the rules here, most of the accidents that use the call bell are emergencies, so this 'call for help' bell is very worthy of its name." ”
Me: "What about most of the accidents?"
Ji Shan: "That's more abundant." For example, those who read ghost stories during the day and cry at night when they are frightened by shadows, those who secretly play with candles to light the bed, those who intend to pretend to be sick, and those who intend to frame their roommates...... Figuring things out in three minutes is sometimes a challenge, and figuring things out in five minutes is a challenge...... You can only surrender and wait for punishment. ”
Ji Shan: "These children, when the outside world mentions them, they all say that they are well-behaved and understand the rules, but it's okay to make trouble." ”
☆、06845-Affection
Me: "Because it's a place where they feel safe and can be relied on." You don't need to look at people's faces, as long as you follow clear rules, you won't be bullied, in fact, this is warmth. At least I think so. Warmth doesn't have to be a hug, a compliment, a heart-to-heart conversation, or a matter of 'being able to have a space of your own'. ”
Me: "Besides, you adults may deliberately keep some distance from the children, but the children can be warm to each other. Older children lead younger children, peers help each other, and lifelong friendships can be established, or should be considered family affection. ”
Me: "Even if you shirk it in every possible way, the children will have admiration for you, especially Dean Wu. And even if this admiration is not clearly responded to in words, it will not be disappointed in action. Dean Wu and you will not watch the members of the Radiance Academy being bullied but not resist, you will protect them. ”
Ji Shan: "Since you get paid, you must do what you need to do." Can we get the word out that you're staying here? We're sure we're going to get a lot of sponsorship. Don't look at the decreasing number of exchange posts in the Sazhan area, but many of your fans are very affectionate, even if they are no longer crazy, they are often willing to do things that have something to do with you. ”
Me: "What actually happened, of course you can tell." But it's a profit on my reputation. ”
Ji Shan: "We know the rules, and the reputation loan fee will definitely be paid to you." ”
Me: "However, if I take part of the sponsorship of the orphanage from others, I will be scolded again, right? ”
Ji Shan: "According to the usual operation, you can donate the part you took back to the orphanage. ”
Me: "I don't think I'll don't donate, otherwise I'm afraid that Glow will receive too many sponsorships and make the orphanage sour." The orphanage can't become a profit-making institution, otherwise Dean Wu can handle it in a proper manner, and other managers will not be able to say. ”
Ji Shan: "So let the dean decide what percentage of your reputation borrowing fee should be paid." Although the dean is not usually easy to get along with, he is really trustworthy in his business. ”
☆、06846 - dirty cat
I sat alone in the courtyard, first I saw a cat running after a mouse, then two insects doing a discordant movement, and then I saw the cat that had run over proudly next to me with a mouse that had been successfully hunted, and put the rat that was not dead in front of me.
Me: "......"
Pei Jianzhuo: "Maybe it thinks your aura is like the same kind?"
Furball: "Courtship?"
This is a male cat.
Furball: "Who says cats can't courtship people of the same sex?"
This cat is so dirty. Even if it's a wild cat, it's not so dirty that you can't see its true colors, right?
The mouse that broke away from the cat's mouth observed for a while, probably thinking that there was a gap, and wanted to run as soon as the body turned over, but was pressed down by the dirty cat's paws, and then the dirty cat pushed the mouse that pretended to be dead to my side again.
Pei Bing: "Take it, this cat is so friendly." Don't dislike it for being dirty. ”
The little furball jumped out of the small follower and appeared in front of the dirty cat, the dirty cat was startled, and the body had a tendency to run away, but it may have found that the little furball was as small as a kitten, so it relied on itself to be more burly and forcibly showed a posture of 'not afraid of you'.
Little Shell: "It's still scared." It's easy to feel strong and weak among peers. Although Pei Ao is small, he has a strong sense of strength. ”
The dirty cat's next performance is also in line with the judgment of the small shell: the dirty cat pushes the mouse to the hairball, probably to flatter.
Xiao Sui: "A prey, actually used to curry favor with two objects? ”
Furball took the mouse, meowed to the dirty cat, and asked, "What is your name? Why are you here at this time? Have you been living in this orphanage for a long time?"
Dirty Cat: "My name is Spotted. I live in this area, and there are people in this yard who have helped me, so sometimes I come and help them patrol. Are you going to stay here? I can cover you. ”
Hairball Tail nodded at me, "I have an exclusive cannibal." ”
The spot on the body that can't see where the spot is: "It's troublesome to live with people." They are prone to fuss and will force you to do things you don't like. Your body hair is the result of regular washing, right? Washing it every day can wash off a layer of skin. ”
Furball: "You are afraid of taking a bath probably because the skills of the person who bathed you before were too poor, do you want to try my person's technique?"
Xiao Sui: "Why are cats so shameless?"
Xiao Shell: "Is there anything wrong with what Pei Ao said? I think it's really comfortable to take a bath in Pei Suilin's space." ”
Pei Bing: "Be cautious in the use of possessives. ”
The hairball is still turning spots: "If you wash it, I invite you to eat the small dried fish I have in stock." All-you-can-eat, you can also take it away. ”
Speckled hesitation.
The hairball takes out a small dried fish from the small strip and pushes it in front of the spot. The spot was immediately conquered by the aroma, devoured the small dried fish, and said, "Deal." ”
Then the hairball took spots, and by the way, there were rats, and they went to the small Sui.
☆、06847-A cat who has seen the world
Xiao Sui isolated the two temporary guests with great disgust, and the mist filled the entire isolated small space, which just looked like a dense fog in the early morning of winter, which made the spot a little uneasy, but he didn't resist too much. When the mist cleared, the spots and rats were clean, and the color of the two was still somewhat similar.
Furball said to Spotted, "Look, there's no discomfort, right?"
Spotted approves, and then asks for small dried fish, by the way: "This mouse is sent to you." ”
The hairball kicked the mouse to the little shell to play, and then piled up a mountain of dried fish in front of the spot.
Pei Kong looked at the spots and ate small dried fish, and said, "Suddenly change the environment and don't even ask any questions?
Spotted: "I've had a sudden change of environment before, and after being in the new environment for a while, I was released safely. You're spirit beasts and monks, aren't you?"
Pei Jianzhuo: "A cat who has seen the world." ”
Spotted: "It's not unusual. Among the people who bully mortal beasts and cats for no reason, the number of monks is far less than that of mortals, and the more powerful the monks, the less likely they are to bully weak cats. ”
It's not so absolute, some monks are bored and kill people and cats to pass the time. The number of incidents of monks bullying cats that you have heard of is far less than that of mortals, mainly because the total number of monks is much smaller than that of mortals.
Spotted continued to eat the small dried fish: "Anyway, I don't think you have any ill will towards me, you should need my help, right? Last time, the monk also asked me to help, and he asked me to steal something for him." ”
Me: "Do you remember what that monk looked like last time?"
Spotted: "In my eyes, the bipeds all look similar. ”
Me: "Can you try to remember?" Claw against the little green stone in front of you, recalling. ”
Spotted: "Can I take an extra portion of dried fish?"
Furball: "Yes. ”
So the spot's left front paw was placed on the jade slip, and the array that had just been temporarily arranged around it was activated, transmitting the spot's thoughts at the moment to the jade slip. After two minutes of exertion, the blob retracted his claws tiredly: "That's all I can afford." ”
Furball: "What makes you think I can't see if you're really tired or pretending to be tired?"
The spots put away the fatigue and eat dried fish obediently.
I finished reading the contents of the jade slip...... The cat really didn't remember the man's face, the style of the clothes was very blurry, and the stolen things were only in the shape of a meadow, except for the cat's canned food, which was very clear.
In order to ask the cat for help, the Taoist friend also bought a canned cat, and it is a canned cat that has a good reputation in the mortal world for a long time, which is strange and exquisite.
I asked Spotted, "Do you remember what the monk said about this thing you stole from?"
Spotted thought for a moment and replied, "He said, 'I'll give you cans, you help me steal them'." But what I stole wasn't a can, it was light, more like a ball of yarn, but it was harder to hold on than a ball of yarn. I put a lot of effort into making as little noise as possible when I carried it out. ”
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