(This chapter is based on childhood experiences, a bit heavy, and eats.) ）

When eating at noon, Lin Ping always felt restless, as if something was going to happen, and he always felt that the education of Liu Xiangqian, a bear child, this morning was not enough, and he didn't listen to Liu Xiangqian like that.

"What's wrong with you? College student, you can't be distracted when you eat. Ma Zhongguo saw that Lin Ping had something on his mind.

"Oh, it's fine. Eat and eat. ”

Lin Ping smiled, and then swallowed half of the egg in his hand.

Lin Ping put half an egg in his mouth, looked at Ma Zhongguo, and the two looked at each other.

Ma Zhongguo smiled and asked, "Isn't it salty?" This is a salted duck egg, are you good at eating it?"

Lin Ping frowned and chewed the duck egg a few bites and swallowed it, then picked up the cup and drank half a cup of water: "Ah, it's salty ......."

"Do you definitely have something in your heart, are you homesick?" Ma Zhongguo said with a smile.

"No ......"

Before Lin Ping finished speaking, Liu Weiguo hurriedly ran outside the door.

Liu Weiguo gasped and said, "Teacher Lin, Teacher Ma, it's not good...... Forward, Liu Xiangqian was caught ......"

Lin Ping and Ma Zhongguo were stunned for a moment, then quickly got up and asked, "What's the matter?"

Liu Weiguo was speechless with a big breath, and Ma Zhongguo hurriedly brought him a bowl of water to drink.

Liu Weiguo's breathing calmed down after drinking the water, and then said: "After Mr. Lin, you left, Liu Xiangqian had a good face, and he felt that he was not convinced by your criticism in front of the big guy, and then he wanted to show us his majesty......"

"Tell the point!" Ma Zhongguo said.

"Mr. Lin didn't let him throw firecrackers into the pigsty to fry the pigs, he had to show us his majesty, he had to throw ......," Liu Weiguo paused and said, "Then he found a family and threw the firecrackers in......

"What, you injured someone's pig?" asked Ma Zhongguo.

"That's not true," Liu Weiguo said with a smile, "Someone is in the pigsty, and he scared other people's pigs......"

“......”

Ma Zhongguo and Lin Ping were relatively speechless.

"Then, Liu Xiangqian also stretched out his head to look at the situation in the pigsty, and was recognized by others at a glance, and now they are blocking the door of Liu Xiangqian's house, teacher, go and take a look......" Liu Weiguo said.

So, Ma Zhongguo sat in a donkey cart, and Lin Ping rode a bicycle and took Liu Weiguo to Liu Xiangqian's house.

Lin Ping's bicycle rode relatively fast, and he arrived at Liu Xiangqian's house first, and saw a group of people gathered at the door of Liu Xiangqian's house from a distance.

"Ahh

"I was wrong—"

Liu Xiangqian's ghost crying wolf howl came from Liu's house, accompanied by the rhythmic sound of "belt stew".

Lin Ping squeezed through the crowd and looked inside, Liu Xiangqian's father was pressing Liu Xiangqian on the bench and pumping his buttocks with bamboo sticks, Liu Xiangqian's buttocks were red and white, and they looked really miserable.

Next to the father and son stood a man covered in, and the anger on his face was gradually disappearing with the frequency of Liu Xiangqian's father's bamboo sticks.

"Forward, dad, forget it, don't fight, don't fight!"

"That's it, it's almost the New Year, it's not good to beat children in the moon!"

"Stop fighting, look this ass is red!"

The people in the mountain village are idle and have nothing to do in this big wax moon, and it is rare to have a good show, half of the people in the village come here to see the excitement, and then persuade while watching.

Chinese parents beat their children, if no one persuades them, they can just beat them twice, but if someone next to them persuades them, the beating will get harder and harder, and they can't stop at all.

There is a saying that "the more fierce the persuasion, the more ruthless the beating".

With the persuasion of the people around him, Liu Xiangqian's father fought more and more fiercely.

"Okay, forget it, it's almost time to teach the child a lesson, let him remember it for a long time!"

After the parties spoke, Liu Xiangqian's father slapped Liu Xiangqian twice before stopping, Liu Xiangqian was lying on the bench crying in a hoarse voice, Liu Xiangqian's mother hurriedly came up and pulled Liu Xiangqian into the house.

Liu Xiangqian's father loves his son very much, and he can't talk about doting, but he has almost never beaten Liu Xiangqian, and today he has to be ruthless to educate Liu Xiangqian.

Liu Xiangqian's father went out to run errands in the morning, and only came home at noon, as soon as he got home, he saw a large number of people gathered at the door of his house, his heart was tight, his brows were furrowed, and he came forward to take a look, only to see Liu Laosi, who was covered in, standing at his door and scolding, while his wife blocked the door to comfort him.

As soon as he saw Liu Xiangqian's father, Liu Laosi pointed to his nose and said, "Liu Zhuang! Look at the good things your children have done!"

Liu Xiangqian's father looked at the surrounding villagers who were laughing and laughing, and squeezed out a smiling face and asked, "Liu Laosi, what's going on?"

Liu Laosi shook his clothes, the on the clothes fell down, and the surrounding onlookers were so frightened that they pinched their noses and retreated, and then Liu Laosi said: "Damn, I in the pigsty today, just took off my pants and lit a cigarette, and while smoking, it's a good thing, your Liu Xiangqian suddenly threw a cannon into my pigsty, and threw two at once, and the smoke fell to my heels, and I exploded with a bang before I could react!"

Speaking of this, the onlookers laughed.

"It scared me for a while, but the pigs in my pigsty were stunned, and the pigs went crazy and ran around, arching me into the dung pit, I was really ......" Liu Laosi became more and more angry, and his mouth soared with swear words.

The onlookers around them laughed and their stomachs hurt.

During the Chinese New Year, his son made such a fuss, which made it really embarrassing for people to block in front of their own door like this.

Liu Xiangqian's father pushed his wife away with a gloomy face, and then kicked open the door of the house and pulled out Liu Xiangqian, who was hiding in the house, without saying a word, pressed Liu Xiangqian on the chair and took off his pants, which was a belt stew.

And when Lin Ping rushed over, the fat beating had just come to an end.

"Let's disperse! Everyone disperse!" Lin Ping said to the onlookers, "It's almost the New Year, what should I do when I go home, I haven't gotten the Spring Festival couplets yet, go to the school to get the Spring Festival couplets from Teacher Ma Zhongguo!"

After watching the excitement, Lin Ping said this again, and the onlookers slowly dispersed.

"You also go home and change your clothes, Liu Xiangqian, this kid has also received a lesson today......" Lin Ping said to Liu Laosi with an apologetic smile.

"Who are you?" Liu Laosi glanced at Lin Ping.

"I'm very sorry, I'm Liu Xiangqian's teacher. ”

"Oh, you're the college student from the city, what kind of teacher are you teaching like this?" Liu Laosi said angrily.

"Liu Laosi, don't talk nonsense, what's the matter with other teachers?" said Liu Xiangxiang's father, who was smoking silently next to him.

"That's it, what's the matter with our teacher?" Liu Weiguo, who was behind Lin Ping, also defended Lin Pingdao, "Our teacher has already criticized and educated Liu Xiangqian, what can be done if Liu Xiangqian doesn't listen to that!"

Liu Laosi looked at the three of them and shook his head: "Okay, even if this matter passes like this, don't hurt the harmony during the New Year, I'll go back and change my clothes, it's really unlucky." ”

Liu Xiangqian's father smiled and said, "Go slowly, I will go to your house to drink and apologize for the New Year!"

Liu Laosi waved his hand and didn't speak, and then walked to his house, and the smell on his body drifted all the way.

Lin Ping looked at Liu Xiangqian's father and smiled apologetically: "My education is not in place." ”

Liu Xiangxiang's father took the last puff of cigarette, threw the cigarette butt on the ground, stepped on it, and said: "It's none of your business, this child is just underbeaten, and his mother is spoiled, if this child is disobedient in school in the future, the teacher will beat him hard!"