Early Summer twitched a card, put it down, and changed her mind. I saw that her fingertips were right on the only viagra fire card.

The girl was just about to take it away, but viagra unconsciously grabbed the card, felt the resistance, and Chu Xia smiled, "That's it!"

It turns out that I'm also stupid. Viagra is self-deprecating.

This card was originally drawn from Chai Mi. The right person draws this card from the opponent's card, and it is precisely because the girl refuses to let go of her hand when it is touched. Liu Wei smiled brightly, and after he took it away, he didn't forget to look at the neighbor with sympathetic eyes......

The rules of the game aren't complicated, but to put it simply, whoever draws the exploding cat from the pile on the yoga mat is doomed – unless she has a fire in her hand.

Therefore, the Epsom cards are particularly important, and the more the better.

The pattern drawn on each card is different, and the cat's way of venturing the fire is varied: eating popcorn, watching the animal world on TV, and the name of the card is: Watching a Nature Action Blockbuster.

There are cats who are put on Elizabeth rings to prevent licking their balls, and their names are called: self-cut balls.

However, judging from the appearance of the cat outstretching out a middle finger, it is clear that it was sent by humans to cut off its balls. But at least in terms of results, the effect of the fire is achieved.

At this moment, Chu Xia was looking at her newly drawn Epsom card, a little confused, "Caged in the cage?"

I saw that the card was a common cage for consignment of pets, and at one end of the cage was a small iron door, and a cat looked frightened inside, and the cat's face was close to the iron door.

"What do you mean? ”

"I'll see. ”

When the card was here with Liu Wei, he didn't pay attention at all, and handed it to his brother in early summer, Liu Wei looked at it carefully, and he didn't have a clue, so he handed it to Xiaoya.

"I don't understand. ”

Unexpectedly, his girlfriend didn't even know the meaning, and immediately returned the card to viagra, but from the expression, Xiaoya was still thinking.

"Caged ...... "Liu Wei looked at the cat's tears, puzzled.

"I'll take another look. "I came together in early summer, and my brother and sister studied together.

When everyone was at a loss, she only showed a smug smile, and she looked left and right, as if to say: Ask me quickly.

"Go ahead. Liu Wei returned the card to Chu Xia.

"Hey, I know. Chai Mi raised her right hand, like a student who was actively speaking.

"Then you just say it. "Viagra doesn't have a good airway.

"Please. ”

"Go ahead. After that, Liu Wei didn't forget to add: "It's all because you just look at these useless things, so you will be the first to lose." ”

"Woo......" Chai Mi groaned, lost like a puppy reprimanded by her master, pitiful, but she immediately cheered up, and said angrily: "Why do I know and be criticized by you...... Hmph!"

Xiaoya observed the two who had a good relationship and smiled slightly.

"Mimi, what do you mean by caged?" the sister finally asked the right person, and the stupid neighbor was overjoyed and eagerly said, "It's just a female cat...... It's, it'......"

"Uh-huh. Early Summer nodded, waiting for the following.

Being prompted by this, Xiaoya suddenly realized, and seeing that Chai Mi couldn't find the right wording to explain to her sister, the girl added: "There is a male cat in the cage." ”

"Oh, that's why it's called. Saying that, viagra looked down at the card in his hand, and found that in addition to the picture, each card has a sentence or a word of text description, and immediately felt that this board game was very exquisite, and it is no wonder that the simple Chai Mi was more concerned about the content of the card when he first got the card, rather than the rules.

"Oh-"

Early summer reacted the slowest, but after understanding the principle of "cage scare" to extinguish the fire, she also smiled. Although the whole deck is full of eroticism, it is not embarrassing for girls to be placed on the cat's body.

"Or Mimi understands cats. The girl said sincerely.

......

Light years away, a planet is surrounded by particles like cat food grains. In the "Earth Prison" monitoring room, the white cat pointed to the screen and scolded: "Meow meow meow !!!"

The black cat seemed to be calmer, but its eyes were quite sharp, "Meow-"

If you translate them into language, you will get the following dialogue.

"This is a great insult to my generation!"

"Relying on the law as a dead dog, the whole planet is still running in such a mess that it deserves to be the best place to go to prison. ”

In the eyes of ordinary people, prisons are iron prisons. And in the highly civilized "cats", this is really not in line with the "cat-Taoism" - not only will criminals not go to prison, but even if they are cats with the most heinous crimes, there is no such thing as the death penalty.

The cats treat criminals, depending on the circumstances, and teleport them to planets with different degrees of development, which is the prison. And the Earth Prison is a place where felony cats go, which shows that the environment and civilization cannot enter the eyes of cats.

The criminal went to Earth, and if he was lucky, he became a domestic cat, and someone shoveled feces and delivered cat food. After all, the cat species has reached the top of civilization, and their appearance will look cute in the eyes of any intelligent species.

Some cat criminals seem to live carefree on Earth, but not being able to enjoy the Elysium of the "home planet" is a great punishment for them.

"My generation is the commanding heights, don't swear. The black cat barked.

"I'm angry, meow meow!!" the white cat responded.

"Then use technology. The black cat flipped its front paws, and a meat pad shimmered with a different kind of brilliance, "What would happen if the human world lost its laws?" ”

The light flew suddenly, through the screen, the monitoring exterior wall, and went straight to the stars.

The white cat geared up and took out the mint cat food to watch a good show.

I saw that there was a man and three women in the room directly opposite the surveillance, and if the law disappeared, this low-end creature would inevitably be driven by instinct.

"Look at their stupid appearance, how dare they speak ill of us highly self-controlled animals, crazy meow!" the white cat "rattled and rattled" the cat food.

"That kind of civilization, how can you appreciate the law of the development of things?" said the black cat, licking the back of his hand, "so don't be serious, just tease them, don't destroy them." ”

"Meow, anyway, the earth is not as good as a 'good brand' cat litter in my opinion. ”

The subordinate's words came into the cat's ears, and the black cat was stunned, and his mouth trembled twice.

The monitoring room fell silent, and the human words came, but since the cats did not start the translation, their words were completely like the calls of mosquitoes, which was not worth mentioning.

Suddenly, the black cat pressed the meat pad on the silencer button.

All that was left of the room was the white cat's belly purring, but when it noticed that the black cat's boss was staring at it, the purr stopped abruptly.

The capsule-shaped room was dead silent.

......

"Good brand cat litter...... It's really good!" The black cat's calm tone changed abruptly.

"Meow ......" The white cat breathed a sigh of relief, and then buried his head in the cat food bag, "Meow meow!"

Grabbed three grains of cat food as if competing, the white cat chewed crunchy, only to see its eyes gradually blurred, but saw that the human in the picture was still playing the card of the exploding cat, and there was nothing unusual, "What...... What's going on?"

Liu Weijia~

Viagra suddenly had a thrill, and then looked around.

"What's wrong?"

"I felt a strange movement. ”

"Is it haunted again?" Chu Xia immediately put down the cards in his hand and put his arm around the neighbor's lady.

"It's not right to say that it's moving, well......" Liu Wei pondered for a moment, and when he saw his sister curled up in a small ball, he apologized: "When I didn't say it." ”

When the woman on the screen put down the cards in her hand and hugged the woman next to her, the white cat threw the cat food aside and patted the meat pad and applauded, "The lower creatures are about to explode......

The meat pad didn't make any movement, but the white cat's butt slipped and fell off the chair.

By the time it struggled to crawl back, the humans on the screen were still indifferent, casually playing excessive card games.

And as a cat, if it is in the same house with three female cats, something terrible will happen!!

"Your meat balls are fake, right?!" the white cat said rudely to his boss under the influence of catnip.

"And don't send criminals. The prison warden, Black Cat, was helpless at the ignorance of his subordinates, "The light has reached the earth, but the creation and stripping of abstract things requires a process. ”

"How long will that take?" the white cat thumped his chest, and there was nowhere to vent his resentment.

"3 cats at the time. "The black cat's whiskers are upward, and its pupils are gradually narrowing......

Earth Prison - Viagra's Little Fragrance Nest~

On his forehead, a drop of sweat slowly slid down.

With the early summer out, the game becomes the final fight between Xiaoya and Liu Wei.

Viagra didn't have a single Epsom card left in his hand, but he wasn't afraid. He glanced to the left, and his girlfriend had only two cards left in her hand, and her fingers were clenched tightly, presumably not enough to withstand the baptism of an exploding cat.

Looking at the rules, the exploding cat will return to the pile of cards to be drawn after being drawn, so when the other cards are gradually drawn, the probability of the exploding cat appearing will increase indefinitely.

I saw that there were about 5 or 6 cards left on the green yoga mat, and there were 2 exploding cats among them.

Viagra gasped: every time a card is drawn, it is undoubtedly a fight for life.

If you win, you can designate the girl to undress...... Viagra brushed the sweat off his forehead, and his spirit was lifted. At this moment, it was his turn to draw cards, and the young man glanced up at his girlfriend, only to see a smile on her face.

Viagra swallowed his saliva, and after a little thought, he resolutely played the "escape card" and ended his round directly.

This will force Xiaoya to draw that card, although I don't understand the basis of Xiaoya's judgment, but the top card is the exploding cat nine times out of ten.

As a result, the girl immediately drew the card above and made a "please" gesture.

Viagra stared at the pile of cards that were so thin that he couldn't see the height, and at the same time he was amazed at Xiao Ya Neng to deduce the non-explosive cat just now.

Usually beauties are just foils in the casino, but Liu Wei actually felt that if he took Xiaoya there, maybe the girl would be able to earn a lot of money......