Chapter 43: Toilet Fight

In the office, Lao Cheng put the book on the bookshelf behind her and rubbed her temples a few times: "Let's talk about it, I came over last night and found that you were not there, thinking that you went to the toilet, so I waited for two classes in the classroom, don't tell me that you went to the toilet for one night!"

The cats secretly glanced at Liu Li, and Liu Li immediately said: "Cheng Lao! That's the case, we wanted to catch up on sleep in the dormitory yesterday afternoon, so that we could be more energetic in our evening self-study." But as a result, I overslept and woke up in the middle of the night. So...... So ......"

"So, so many of you have slept until midnight, and no classmates have called you?" Lao Cheng obviously didn't believe such a ridiculous statement.

Liu Li said seriously: "Yes, the other students didn't go back to the dormitory yesterday, and we were the only ones." If you don't believe me, you can ask a few of them, or you can ask the dormitory teacher, you did sleep in the dormitory yesterday. ”

The old cheap wanted to strangle Liu Li's heart, thinking that he had come up with some good reason, but he didn't expect it to be so perfunctory, but now he really has no way to do it, so he can only nod and say yes. The fat cat stood motionless beside Liu Li, almost not laughing, but he was forced to hold back. Lao Cheng looked over, and the two of them nodded.

Lao Cheng sat and picked up the pen on the table and turned it in his hand, thinking for a while: "The inspection of 3,000 words per person will be handed in before tomorrow, and if you can't hand it in by then, just wait for me to call your father! Let's go out......"

"Yes, Cheng Lao. Liu Li was relieved, turned around and pushed a few people outside. He closed the door and didn't leave, and they all leaned on the door to listen to the movement inside.

"Hey, Mr. Li! I'm Cheng Xing, yesterday I had a few students who didn't come to the evening self-study, they said they fell asleep in the dormitory, I want to ask you if this is the case?"

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"Okay, thank you then, sorry for your trouble. ”

There was no movement inside, only Lao Cheng was talking, and he couldn't hear the voice on the other end of the phone. But listening to Lao Cheng's tone, this matter should not be a big problem. couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, and ran back to the classroom, and the fat man hammered Liu Li's chest: "Okay! Brother Li's stupid lie actually made Lao Cheng believe." ”

The cat was happy: "It's terrible, I almost didn't laugh just now, if we laugh, we will all be cold." ”

"Can you still laugh? I'm still wet on my vest. Liu Li said angrily that the reason just now was indeed risky. But it was also after his careful consideration, that he had guessed that she would call the bunker. The bunker will come to check the bed every night, and when I came last night, I must have seen a few people sleeping, so I must be telling the truth with Lao Cheng, I don't believe that there is no contradiction between myself and the bunker, she will deliberately fix herself, and think of these so that she can have no fear in the office. Besides, what Liu Li said was the truth, he was originally sleeping in the dormitory. The fat man had to obey and patted his ass: "Brother Li, when I go out in the future, I will say that I will mess with you, and it will be right to follow you." There are not many people like our Brother Li who are handsome and chic, suave, jade trees in the wind, and resourceful. ”

Liu Li was embarrassed to be praised, and waved his hand with a smile: "Low-key brother, I know that my beauty has defeated many people, but there is always a sky outside the sky, and there are people outside the world." Alas, being handsome and smart will attract the envy of many people, and sometimes I often ask myself, is it really a mistake to be good-looking? Is it a sin to be smart?"

Ju'er smiled bitterly and shook his head: "I have never seen such a brazen person!"

After class, Liu Li took out a page and wrote inspection on it. He really didn't look at a few thousand words, he smiled bitterly, if he came up with this kind of level when writing an essay, he would be the first in the class. But when it came time to write the essay, his mind was blank, but in half a class, Liu Li had already finished writing and checked and slept on his stomach. On the other hand, there are a few cats, scratching their ears and cheeks one by one, and their faces are sad.

In the afternoon, I went back to the dormitory after eating with Dye, and came to the water room to wash my shoes, but I heard a sound coming from the toilet. Liu Li's face froze, it was the voice of a fat man, and many other people were also talking. Walked in with a basin, and there were about a dozen people inside who surrounded the fat man by the window. Liu Li pushed away a person and walked in front of the fat man: "What do you want to do?"

A person next to him was talking, this person was not tall and thin. Liu Li has seen it, it is Zhang Xuanxi from the fifth class of the ninth grade: "What's the matter?

Liu Li smiled and threw the basin away: "How about helping him? He is my brother, why don't you try to move him!"

Zhang Xuanxi didn't speak, he knew the conflict between Liu Li and Luo Hao, and he also knew that this Liu Li was not easy to mess with, if he was really in a hurry and called that Piao brother, it would be ugly. But the scene was so deadlocked, and a person next to him whispered: "Brother Xuan, what are we afraid of, there are so many of us." ”

Liu Li heard it, turned around and smiled at the fat man: "There are a lot of people, fat man, are we afraid of too many people?"

The fat man was also happy: "I don't think it's fun to have fewer people anyway." ”

Liu Li took out his mobile phone and called Langde: "Hey, Langde comes down for dinner." ”

"Where?"

"Toilet, bring the dishes and chopsticks. ”

"Your uncle, wait. ”

hung up and called Zhiqiang again, and asked him to call the pots over. Liu Li took out a cigarette and lit one each of the fat man, walked up to Zhang Xuanxi and spat at him. Zhang Xuanxi was like eating a dead fly, he looked at the people he brought behind him and secretly said something bad in his heart. How could Liu Li not know that he didn't have anyone at school at all, these were just his class, and it seemed that none of them could fight. Before half of a cigarette was smoked, Langde and Zhiqiang brought people in, all carrying broom sticks in their hands. Ju'er and Lao Bian were blocked at the door and couldn't get in.

Liu Lile: "How is it?

Zhang Xuanxi's face was even more ugly, he originally wanted to threaten the fat man, but who knew that he had provoked the hornet's nest. Zhiqiang walked up to him and scolded: "Ink p, boy, you are in the third year of junior high school, are you crazy? ”

Zhiqiang slammed the stick in his hand and hit him on the head. Liu Li grabbed him by the collar and pushed forward, his head hitting the window, and the glass shattered. Zhang Xuanxi fell to the ground, Langde strangled a person's neck from behind with a stick, and the fat man grabbed the stick in Zhiqiang's hand and hit the person on the stomach. The pot couldn't squeeze in at all, so I could only watch the play at the door. After watching for a long time, a figure suddenly squeezed past him, and the pot looked carefully and found that this person didn't know: "Old!

The man had already walked to the water room, but he was caught by the old, and he tried his best to resist. Jug ran over and picked him up from behind, lifted him to his chest and slammed him down. "Bang" felt that the floor was bursting, and the old cheap and the cat raised a stick to hit the pot and went to block the door again to prevent anyone from running away.

The people brought by Zhiqiang and Langde were all black, and they lay these dozen people on the ground in a few clicks. After lying everywhere and finishing work, Liu Li walked at the back and heard Zhang Xuanxi lying on the ground say: "Liu Li, Huang Zhiqiang." Don't go out on the streets in the end, there are a lot of cars on the streets, so stay safe. ”

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m, threaten me?" Zhiqiang turned around, and everyone beat him again, pulling Zhang Xuanxi up and pinching his neck: "In the future, don't come to my second year of junior high school, otherwise I will see you once and beat you once." What are you that you dare to threaten me? Go and ask me what the relationship between Siguan (who is mixed up in society and is more famous) and me!"

Liu Li picked up a piece of glass on the ground, as if to insert it into Zhang Xuanxi's shoulder, but stopped a few centimeters away. Zhang Xuanxi's body trembled, and Liu Li smiled and said: "Are you afraid? Don't you want to kill me? You are so unfrightening, there are many people who want to kill me, how old are you? You go and inquire, inquire, Wang Quan! He wants to kill me, what is the result? Hehe. ”

"What's the situation? I'm the main character today, okay? A couple of bastards stole me from the limelight. The fat man looked unhappy, looked at Zhang Xuanxi and scolded: "Aren't you crazy today? Tell you, if they lose a single hair, I'll kill you with a knife. ”

The old man at the door shouted: "Okay, evacuate." Every time you have to install it after a fight, no one can run away when the bunker comes. ”

Everyone poured out and ran to Liu Li's dormitory. The old was smoking: "What about the glass just now?"

Liu Li smiled: "Needless to say, of course he will pay for the damage." Zhiqiang, you go to their dormitory and talk to them in a while, after all, that piece of glass is about thirty over. They must be made to pay, and they will talk about it if they don't pay it. ”

Zhiqiang crossed his legs and was happy: "You are so shameless, but I like it." Hey, guys, let's go. "Get up and go out with the fourth class.

Liu Li asked Langde: "How was Dong Jisheng in your class yesterday?"

Langde smiled: "What else, get him back to the classroom and cry all afternoon." In fact, I have long seen him as unpleasant, but everyone is in the same class, and it is not good to make it the same as Liu Chun. ”

Liu Li kicked him: "Then what are you still doing here?" Hurry up with someone and get out, Lao Tzu's dormitory was almost not crowded. ”

Langde nodded, glanced at Zhang Xin on the bed, and then led people out. Zhang Xin smiled and got out of bed to see him off.