Chapter 13: Read the script and memorize the lines
Chapter 13: Read the script and memorize the lines
Not to mention how weird, bloody, boring, and unreasonable this plot is, let's just say that the hero's heart changes too quickly. One second ago, he was still an affectionate man, reminiscing about his own Bai Yueguang;The next second, he immediately left Bai Yueguang and felt that the heroine was true love.,Such a "high-speed" scumbag who sees things differently is still a good man, and there are so many people who like it in the play? The screenwriter's brain is afraid that he is sick, and he has read too many novels and dick silk novels.
"Wow, we're going to act with Tao Tao, I'm so excited. The script is well written, and my Taotao is so handsome. Zhang Qianqian said excitedly on the side.
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Zhou Linlang: It's just two pages, or words, and you can see that Yang Zitao is handsome! TMD wants to be handsome and the actor is handsome, and the actor P has not yet started. Yes, the screenwriter is a cerebral palsy, and there is a brain wreck next to him, Zhou Linlang feels that there is no hope for the next scene.
Zhou Linlang studied the script, and there were three tricks in it: A, B, and C. Girl A is the eldest of the three, and she speaks first, and Lady B and Woman C echo each other. is a nymphomaniac and a follower, the first role is so "complicated", Zhou Linlang feels more tired.
"Sissi, isn't Yang Zitao your idol, you will play otome when the time comes, she has one more word than Bingnu. Zhou Linlang encouraged Zhang Qianqian and blocked Zhang Qianqian's words of shirk, "Act well and behave well in front of your idol." ”
"But I'm really nervous. "Zhang Qianqian has never acted, she is really nervous.
"Don't worry, just two lines. The first sentence is when you see your idol and say, 'Wow, the senior is so handsome', you usually behave how you feel when you see Yang Zitao. The second sentence is that Girl A says that she wants to go into the piano room, and you are reluctant, saying 'this is not good', thinking that your friend is pulling you to eat ice cream and you are afraid of gaining weight, just act like that. Zhou Linlang gave Zhang Qianqian a serious lecture, hoping to increase her confidence. Of course, it is also to increase your own confidence.
"However, I'm still worried that I won't be able to act. Zhang Qianqian shook her head, "Cooperate with Tao Tao, it's not a shame to act when the time comes." ”
Zhou Linlang: "......"
"How can you think that. Zhou Linlang knew that Zhang Qianqian wanted to act, but she was worried. lest her good friend regret it when she goes back at night, Zhou Linlang can only brainwash her.
"You have to think like this. You think, if you act well, you will be able to make a good impression in front of your idol, and when the time comes, you can ask for an autograph and talk to your idol about your acting experience. If you don't act well, you can just get along with your idol for a while, and you can also play a diligent and inquisitive character to get close to your idol and let your idol remember you. As long as you act, you won't suffer any loss, whether it's good or bad. Of course, acting well is more face-saving, so you still have to work hard to figure out the role. ”
Zhou Linlang stuffed the script into Zhang Qianqian's arms, took out her mobile phone and started to play entertainment. In order not to disturb Zhang Qianqian, Zhou Linlang also turned off her favorite sound effects, so considerate, Zhou Linlang was proud of herself.
Zhang Qianqian, who was successfully brainwashed by Zhou Linlang, worked hard to read the script, and couldn't wait to chew every word and swallow it, so that her role could be possessed, and the actress was possessed during filming. But just a few sentences, adding up to more than 20 words, Zhang Qianqian can only read for three seconds no matter how slow she reads, except for memorizing each word, she can't see anything else.
"I'm dead, and it's harder than reading comprehension. Zhang Qianqian wailed.
"Is this difficult? Isn't it more difficult for the hero and heroine to have so many lines. Zhou Linlang didn't raise his head, his fingers drew on the screen, and a row of small frogs was eliminated.
"Who said that actors should memorize lines, I have seen actors acting on the side, and someone next to them has prompted. Once I read a report and said that the actors didn't memorize their lines, they just said 123, anyway, there was dubbing in the later stage. Now, actors don't even use the set, just take some frontal photos, and the set is made up of stand-ins, and there are buckle pictures in the later stage. Special Bull!"
"Qi, what you are talking about are those actors who are not in the stream. It's all done with a stand-in, what does the director want you to do, the audience is watching you or your stand-in. Zhou Linlang said disdainfully, "Look at the world, which actor who wins the award relies on a stand-in to win the award." Just as you can't substitute for an exam, you can never get everyone's recognition for using a stand-in. By the way, does your idol have a stand-in in this play, don't act with us for a while, it's a stand-in, you will be happy in vain. ”
"How is it possible, my family Taotao is so hard-working and so serious, how can he use a stand-in when filming daily scenes. Zhang Qianqian said excitedly, "Tao Tao is a man who aspires to be an actor, it is impossible to be like those bewitching sluts, who are hypocritical at every turn, and have to post a small cut of one centimeter on his hand to say that he has worked so hard." Those who know know that they are acting to sympathize, and those who don't know think that they participated in the Red Army 25,000. Hmph, sluts are hypocritical!"
"......" Zhou Linlang rolled her eyes, "Qianqian, you have been a fan of Yang Zitao for less than two months, do you know each other so well? Moreover, don't you all say that you are a fan, as long as you are an idol's appearance? When did you become a career fan again, say, which fan's neck stole those words just now?"
"Hehe, Linlang, why are you poking me out, it's hard to pretend to be B once. ”
"Outfit B was struck by lightning. ”
"Hmph, I hate it!" Zhang Qianqian glanced at Zhou Linlang.
"I'm so cute, where do I hate it?" Zhou Linlang pointed to the chicken head and the animal head next to him, a large number of small animals were eliminated, and fireworks began to be set off on the entire page, playing cheerful music. Zhou Linlang smiled proudly and passed another level. Zhou Linlang was satisfied to share the first good result in the circle of friends that only he could see, and by the way, he did not forget to verbally urge Zhang Qianqian to memorize the lines.
"Why don't you carry it, I'm so bored by myself. Zhang Qianqian complained.
"I've memorized it a long time ago. Zhou Linlang immediately adjusted his expression, and the possessed, "Wow, it's a senior!"
"And then?"
"That's all I have. ”
"What!" Zhang Qianqian didn't believe it, and immediately checked the content of the script. But after watching it for a long time, Bingnu really only said one sentence, and the rest of the whole process was and follower.
Zhang Qianqian was not convinced by this result.
"Why, for the same hundred yuan, you have twenty for each word, which is too expensive, a thousand gold for one word!"
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"Do you know how pigs die?"
"What?"
"Stupid!"
"Ha, you actually turned around and scolded me, we are not best friends anymore! Hmph, break off, our friendship boat has capsized!" Zhang Qianqian called angrily.
"Hey, it's a pity, the quality of the friendship boat is not good, just turn it over!" Zhou Linlang was not afraid of her, "I said that you are stupid or promote you, who will set the actor's salary according to the number of lines, according to your calculation, when everyone is acting, they will directly recite a book of words, and they must make a lot of money." ”