0119 Parallel Goods God of War
"Click~"
Gao Jie pulled open the door of the pickup truck, stuffed the unconscious Jia Shasha into the car, and wanted to start as soon as he got in, and the angry Zhao Guanren scolded his mother in his heart, so he could only show his head and shout urgently: "You can't drive, you guys hurry up and get down!"
"You ......"
Gao Jie made him tremble, and when he looked down, he found that he was hiding underneath, but Zhao Guanren dragged her ankle and said: "There are harpies in the sky, they are particularly sensitive to moving objects, you guys quickly put on a mask and come down, don't rub it anymore!"
Gao Jie had no choice but to drag Jia Shasha out again, and dragged her under the car together, who knew that they were not wearing masks, but Gao Jie just wanted to take off her coat, Zhao Guanren said depressedly: "You take off her bra, don't you just take one cup at a time, how can you be an uncle?"
"Is it okay to hide here, it's full of zombies......"
Gao Jie still took off his camouflage uniform and cut them in half with a knife to cover their mouths and noses, but Zhao Guanren said angrily: "Can you stop forcing it, if you don't believe me, I'll go out and run, don't drive my car, I almost killed you!"
"Hmph~ You scavengers, you can only hide ......"
Gao Jie muttered unconvinced, who knew that he heard the sound of "whew", and an eagle-like man fell suddenly outside the car, Gao Jie was so shocked that he raised the Han sword, but he was immediately covered by Zhao Guanren, his eyes glared at her fiercely, and his other hand covered Jia Shasha.
"Whew~"
The huge eagle man suddenly fell down, it was actually a big corpse with red and fiery eyes, Gao Jie stared at her eyes in horror, her eyes were about to explode, and the Han sword in her hand was even more fast for her to pinch out of the water, I am afraid she has never been so close to the eagle man.
"Hiss~"
The harpy man was lying on the ground like a dog and sniffing, this face was very similar to the original Dongjiang City, Zhao Guanren also took three girls to hide under the car, and there was an eagle man lying outside, but unfortunately it was already a thing, and the flight attendant became a female doctor and a little Lori, but the stimulation was still the same.
"Wow~"
The eagle-like man suddenly flapped his wings and flew away, Gao Jie looked at Zhao Guanren in disbelief, and said in shock: "Why didn't the eagle-like man find us, is it a blind man?"
"Presbyopia doesn't understand, it's super good at seeing far, but it's not good if it's close......"
Zhao Guanren smiled proudly: "You really thought I was lucky enough to take this cart of supplies for nothing, tell you!Brother, I have been wandering outside for more than half a year, and I have seen more zombies than you have eaten, so learn slowly!"
"What's the use of hiding, if the warriors were all like you, the human race would have died a long time ago......"
Gao Jie was obviously stimulated by the skill of "Killing Father's Hatred", and said angrily: "Look at how many zombies there are outside, it is only a dozen kilometers away from Jiangdong Fort, they are hiding here to attack us, they must want to attack us at night!"
"Let's make a bet......
Zhao Guanren said proudly: "If the zombies don't attack the city tonight, but turn around and go south, you can dance in a bikini for me, and dance for five minutes in private, but if I lose, I will kneel down and apologize to you Zhanwutang, and admit that I am an uninformed keyboard warrior, how about it?"
"Okay! That's what you said, don't you ...... back."
Gao Jie stared at each other-for-tat, at this time the battle was basically over, except for a few armored vehicles that fled quickly, almost none of the remaining people were spared, and the students of the Battle Martial Arts Hall also died.
"Roar, Roar, Roar, ......Roar, Roar, Roar, Roar, T
A large number of corpse soldiers emerged from both sides, led by the two giant corpse generals, rushed to the road to grab the broken corpses and feast on them, and the intact ones were corpsed, and the corpses quickly stood up crookedly and became one of them.
"Kaba Gula~"
A rotting corpse warrior suddenly spat out words, although Gao Jie couldn't understand what he said, but the corpse soldiers suddenly turned around collectively and swaggered towards the south, even the cold weapons of the students were taken away by them, and they completely disappeared into the darkness not long after.
"Dr. Gao! Thongs are bikinis......
Zhao Guanren looked at the dumbfounded Gao Jie, and laughed quite obscenely, Gao Jie's cheeks turned red at once, and hurriedly asked: "Let's talk about the dancing later, you tell me quickly, how did you know that they were going to the south?"
"What do you mean by going back and talking about it, what you promised yourself, I won't tell you if you don't jump......"
Zhao Guanren climbed out with a contemptuous face, and there was no place to send out the fire in Gaojie, but Zhao Guanren had just sat in the driver's seat, and Li Shishi also climbed into the co-pilot with great momentum.
The little girl pointed at him and shouted: "I warn you! You are not allowed to drive her car, my sister is not here, I have the obligation to supervise you for her, and besides, you don't drive my Lamborghini, you actually go to drive an ambulance, you don't know how to count!"
Zhao Guanren said with a smile: "Ha~ What about the face? Don't want it, right, just return the Lamborghini like this, wait until your hair grows and then leave the warehouse, children's little three-wheeled!"
"Hmph~ My hair hasn't grown, have you ever seen so much hair......"
Li Shishi pulled out the big tail in her pants, turned around and swept it all over his face, and only after Gao Jie opened the door did she put her tail away.
Who knew that Jia Shasha had woken up, covered her head and climbed into the back seat groggily, but Gao Jie sat up and said with a straight face: "What I promised will definitely be done, please tell me the truth immediately, this is related to the safety of our fortress!"
"Actually, it's very simple, the corpse soldiers are not stupid, they know that a few thousand troops are not enough to attack the city......"
Zhao Guanren started the car and got back on the road, and said: "The corpse soldiers have more troops in the north and fewer troops in the south, which means that they are coming from the north, if they want to attack Jiangdong Fort in the northwest, how can they make a big turn, if they can meet us, it means that they are heading south!"
"I see! You're so observant......"
Gao Jie finally suddenly realized, but Zhao Guanren smiled again: "This is a necessary ability for every senior scavenger, but I just watched your battle, to be honest, like street brawls, you are also relying on equipment to carry hard, and the strength of platinum is very high!"
"Actually, the official never called it that, it's all called by the young people themselves......"
Gao Jie said frustratedly: "If you follow the division of the Red Moon God of War, I only have the strength of the third level, and she is only the sixth level, and she is not even comparable to the red-eyed zombies, but in order to encourage the cultivation of the whole people, the official deliberately reduced the difficulty of the examination, and also made four ranks per level!"
"Damn! I said how did you cultivate so fast......
Zhao Guanren shook his head and said, "The red ghost who led the team just now is only level seven, but as a result, you can't even carry a move from others, this water is really big in the sky!"
"But the upgrade is fast, it's really motivating, I thought I was talented, and I forgot to sleep and eat all day long......"
Gao Jie said helplessly: "But after becoming an instructor in the Battle Martial Arts Hall, I learned that there is another set of assessment systems within the legion, which is completely divided according to the level of zombies, I am the third rank of the green level, and the red moon is the third rank of the yellow level, but so far no one has been able to break through to the red level, it is a huge chasm!"
Zhao Guanren said disdainfully: "It turns out that the so-called ten god generals are all parallel goods!"
"You can't say that, they're all great people......
Gao Jie said: "It's just that the best resources have been given to them, their weapons and armor are all captured high-grade Horcruxes, and the path of cultivation is an endless grinding, no one can ascend to the sky in one step, eight months is just a drop in the bucket!"
Zhao Guanren still said disdainfully: "It's okay to practice, other people's zombies have been cultivating for hundreds of thousands of years, you want to beat people after learning a little fur, don't you send them to the door to find smoke!"
"But there are many benefits of cultivation, I haven't been sick for a long time, and I haven't had a ...... with a small cold."
Gao Jie said: "It's enough for me to sleep two or three hours a day, and my skin is getting better and better, our hall master is in his fifties, and now he looks like he's in his early thirties, and he blows it whenever he meets people, saying that he can do it two or three times a night, and his wife can't stand him anymore!"
Zhao Guanren was shocked: "It's really fake, can cultivation still aphrodisiac?"
"It can definitely be aphrodisiac, and even rejuvenate ......"
Gao Jie said firmly: "The male instructors around me have said that two or three times a night is commonplace, and I am energetic when I sleep for a few hours, but I have to reach a certain level, at least I have to be a dime a dime!"
"Squeak~"
Zhao Guanren was so excited that he almost drove the car into the ditch, and said impatiently: "Gao Jie, you let me join the Zhan Wu Hall, it's easy to say what the apprenticeship fee is, as long as you can make me become a five-time lang in one night, I will honor you with this cart of materials!"
"The apprenticeship fee is free, but you can't let the teacher dance for you......"
Gao Jie laughed very slyly, and Zhao Guanren reacted at this time, no wonder the little lady said it so explicitly, and kept pulling it to the aphrodisiac side, it turned out that she was deliberately luring him to take the bait, so as to exempt her from the bet of dancing in a bikini.
"If you don't jump, you won't jump, for the sake of five times a night, Lao Tzu is out of the ......"
Zhao Guanren couldn't wait to speed up the car, and about half an hour later, a huge military fortress came into his eyes, which was completely different from the fortress he imagined, and actually surrounded the entire city.
"Oh my God! it's so high......"
Li Shishi was also shocked, seeing a brightly lit city from a distance, and a city wall tens of meters high on the periphery, completely made of concrete.
The city wall stretched out for several kilometers, connecting the two mountains, and the dense barrels of guns stretched out from the inside of the city wall, like a battleship, and the walls were also full of erected missiles, and a huge sense of coercion greeted them.
"Huh, why is there a circle of ...... outside?"
Li Shishi looked curiously, a large circle of simple walls about ten meters high, enclosing a large area outside the city, all of which were made of sandbags and containers.
It's just that there is no one standing guard at the gate, and after the car drives in, it is found that there are large areas of farmland and fruit and vegetable greenhouses, and under the tall city walls, there are all disorderly board houses or shacks, which are parasitic in the wild area outside the city.
"Welcome to Jiangdong Dabao, courier brother ......"
Gao Jie suddenly raised a smartphone and proudly pointed at the rearview mirror, which actually contained all the information of Zhang Jiuri, and it seemed that there was a mobile phone signal as soon as he got close to the fortress.
Zhao Guanren smiled awkwardly: "I really know the physiological structure of women, but it doesn't matter if I am your apprentice now, by the way! How many people are in the fortress?"
Gao Jie put away his mobile phone noncommittally and said, "If you count the wild area outside the city, it is estimated that there are more than 12 million!"
"What? A third-tier city, crowding more than 12 million people, canned sardines......"
Zhao Guanren was so shocked that he couldn't close his mouth, but Gao Jie said again: "That's right! It's canned sardines, you'd better be mentally prepared, your three boxes of supplies won't be mixed for long!"
"Three boxes?"
Zhao Guanren looked back in surprise, and immediately howled angrily: "What about Lao Tzu's goods, who stole them, there were more than a dozen boxes just now!"
"Hehe~ This is the specialty of the wild area, beggars, thieves, robbers, robbers, ......"
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