Chapter 15 My mother can swim, and I will protect my big childbirth!

Now they are being told by the professor in front of so many people that they are not as good as a small anchor after so many years of studying?

When will a small network anchor be able to step on the heads of their group of proud students of Beijing University.

But at this time, although they wanted to refute, when they thought of the poem that Wang Gang had memorized just now, it seemed that there was really nothing to refute, and they couldn't refute it.

If they were to let a group of scholars and gods do the exams, they would definitely not be afraid, but if they wanted to write this kind of poem, it would be impossible at all.

This group of students can only transfer their resentment to this anchor.

After all, if it weren't for this streamer, they wouldn't have suffered such a thing.

Rage from Han Dashou +555

Rage from Zhu Yuquan +666

Rage +777 from Li Xiantang

Rage +888 from Van Lis

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Zhang Fan was teasing the queen here at this time, but suddenly saw that his system background received a lot of anger points.

Damn, what's going on? Why did you collect so much anger?

He was just teasing the queen just now, and he didn't provoke anyone else, why did he get so much anger all of a sudden?

Forget it, no matter what, whether it's a black cat or a white cat that can bring anger to itself, that's a good cat.

As for where this anger comes from, does it matter that much?

Now, under his flickering, this queen finally chose Wang Zhaojun as a hero.

Fortunately, as long as the queen does not use monkeys, everything is negotiable.

"Sister, you really heard this man use Wang Zhaojun as a hero, no, no, no?"

Tang Doudou didn't expect that his sister really listened to this man's words and chose Wang Zhaojun as a hero.

"The mountains and ravines go to Jingmen, and there is still a village for the Ming concubine.

As soon as I went to the Zitai Lianshuo Desert, I left my home alone to dusk.

Draw a picture to understand the spring breeze surface, and return to the moonlit night soul around the sky.

For thousands of years, the pipa has been used as nonsense, and it is clear that the resentment is in the song. ”

"Although this man is quite stinky, I have to admit that he is really talented in poetry, because of the poem he wrote, so I also fell in love with the character of Wang Zhaojun, so I chose to use Wang Zhaojun as a hero, is there any problem?"

Lin Meixin didn't hide it at all at this time, she really liked the poem written by Zhang Fan just now.

"No problem, no problem, of course no problem, Wang Zhaojun, this hero is good, her ultimate move is simply a group injury skill crit damage, and this hero is especially suitable for yin people, as long as you hide in the grass, wait until someone else passes by you, directly freeze him with a second move, and then open a big move, basically take away someone else's set!"

"To be honest, I'm a little curious about who this Zhang Fan is, wasn't he a game anchor before?How did he suddenly become so talented? I really don't know how he wrote such a good poem, alas, even I admire him very much!"

Tang Doudou couldn't help but sigh as he said at this time.

But what he said at this time was indeed sincere, and he did admire Zhang Fan more.

Although sometimes this guy is quite shameless, I have to admit that this guy is really talented.

Soon the game started again.

It's definitely not interesting to just play games, so Zhang Fan began to tease the queen again at this time.

"Queen, I want to ask you a question, do you have a boyfriend?"

After Zhang Fan asked this question, many netizens who were watching the live broadcast also pricked up their little ears at this time, because they also wanted to know this question very much.

"What's wrong? Why are you asking this question? You want to be my boyfriend?"

Lin Meixin said indifferently at this time.

"I didn't expect you to have no boyfriend, alas, it's really a pity, if you have a boyfriend, I'll pursue you!"

"What? I heard you right, right? I have a boyfriend and you're pursuing me, you're sick in the head, right?"

Lin Meixin listened to this Zhang Fan's words at this time, and immediately felt that this Zhang Fan was a neurotic.

"Hahaha, Brother Fan is really funny!"

"I also suspect that this guy is sick in the brain, you are not alone, Queen!"

"No, no, no, Brother Fan shouldn't be the same as Lord Cao, okay, they both like wives!"

"Thinking that Brother Fan actually likes such a tune, does Brother Fan have any special hobbies, that is, he likes to snatch other people's girlfriends!"

"I didn't expect Brother Fan that you are such a person, I misjudged you, don't say anything, I'll find a boyfriend now, Brother Fan, don't forget to come and pursue me!"

"Xiu'er, is that you?"

......

Zhang Fan heard Lin Meixin's words at this time, and said with a smile: "Alas, you don't understand this, right! Also, how can you understand a man like me who is wise and low-key, talented, erudite, polite, talented and good-looking, resourceful, extraordinary, and magnificent?"

"If you have a boyfriend, Queen, I will pursue you, and you only need to compete with your boyfriend alone, but if you don't have a boyfriend, Queen, you will have to compete with all the men in this world, which of the two do you say is simpler and which is more difficult?"

When the friends who were watching the real broadcast heard this, they couldn't help but boil one by one.

“6666666666!”

"If a woman has a boyfriend and you pursue it, she only needs to compete with a man, and if a woman doesn't have a boyfriend and you pursue her, she will compete with all the men in this world, and there is nothing wrong with this logic!"

"Hahaha, Brother Fan, I really didn't misunderstand you, you are really not simple, you must know that you will definitely have a big reversal in the end!"

"Understood, understood, understood, I finally understand the reason why I haven't had a girlfriend for so many years, I'm going to find a woman with a boyfriend to pursue now!"

"Brother Fan, how can you be like this, why didn't you say this earlier? Why didn't you say this until I have a girlfriend now, I feel that my girlfriend is in danger now, I tell you, don't worry about my girlfriend, don't come over [cry]!"

"Hey, hey, hey, yell, scream, even if you cut your throat, no one will take care of you, give me your girlfriend, hahaha!"

"I don't dare to comment indiscriminately, I'm afraid that someone will teach me to peel apples with the Qinglong Yanyue knife in a while, comb me with a nine-tooth nail rake, smash walnuts for me to eat with the jade seal of Qianlong, climb the high-voltage line to play a song for me to break the east wind, knit a sweater for me with the Dinghaishen needle, and then call me Xiu'er!"

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"Superior. Master, this Zhang Fan is really a master, why didn't I think of such a simple truth? I used to think that I was a prodigal son in love, but compared to this man, I was really too far behind!"

This man really knows women too well, I really hope to meet this Brother Fan one day, and talk to him face to face about the experience of picking up girls, I believe that I will be able to learn a lot from Brother Fan when the time comes!"

Tang Doudou was shocked when he heard Zhang Fan's words next to him at this time.

He really didn't expect that there were such interesting people in this world.

This man is really so interesting, really too much for his own taste.

"Bah, none of you stinky men are good things, I tell you that I can't care about others, but you are my younger brother, if you let me know that you dare to play with other people's feelings, don't blame me for breaking your third leg!"

Tang Doudou heard his sister's words at this time, and suddenly felt a chill in his crotch, and quickly said at this time: "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, sister, you really misunderstood, don't you know me?

"Sister, don't you know, in our circle of rich second generations, other boys and girlfriends as big as me have talked about I don't know how many, in front of them, if I don't pretend that I am very experienced in falling in love and very experienced in women, I will be ridiculed by them, do you think I want to do this? Do you know that it is really tiring to pretend like this every day!"

"I have to go to the Internet every day to check all kinds of pickle girl secret books, just so that when I play with these friends, I can have some bragging capital, otherwise I will really be ridiculed!"

"Hmph, if you don't learn the good and learn the bad, is it very powerful to change girlfriends? Let me tell you, if you dare to learn these bad habits, I will be the first one who will not let you go, and you don't play with your group of rich friends, all of them are the rich second generation who are idle all day long, and there is nothing else to do except racing cars and picking up girls?"

Lin Meixin said with a disdainful look at this time.

Zhang Fan wanted to say at this time, sister, you are obviously also a graduate of a famous university, but you don't go back to inherit the family property, but you want to be an anchor, isn't this also a bad job?

But he only dared to say these words in his heart, if he really dared to say them, he was afraid that he would really not see the sun tomorrow.

Zhang Fan had almost finished fighting in the wild area at this time, and he had already risen to level four.

Li Bai, a hero, once he is promoted to level four, it means that he can brush his ultimate.

In that case, what are you doing here?

Fuck it!!

Zhang Fan saw that there had been a wave of small team battles on the road at this time, so he hurriedly rushed over.

When Zhang Fan rushed to the road, he first used a small wild monster nearby to brush up your passive, and then rushed up directly.

"Zhao Keman, Hu Ying, Wu Hook Shuang Xueming.

The silver saddle shines on the white horse, like a shooting star.

Kill one person in ten steps, and don't stay for a thousand miles.

Brushing off the clothes and going away, hiding deep with the name. ”

Brush Brush Brush!

Zhang Fan came in time and instantly harvested the two bloody heads of the other party.

When he was killing, he also read a more domineering poem.

"Brother Fan is awesome, it's only been three minutes before he has a double kill, it's amazing my brother!"

"Zhao Keman, Hu Ying, Wu Hook Shuang Xueming. The silver saddle shines on the white horse, like a shooting star. Kill one person in ten steps, and don't stay for a thousand miles. Brushing off the clothes and going away, hiding deep with the name. It's so wet, so wet!"

"I went to the Internet again just now, but I still haven't found any news about this poem, could it be that this poem is the original of Brother Fan?"

"Isn't this? This must be Brother Fan's original, you dare to question Brother Fan's ability!"

"Brother Fan, you're too awesome, aren't you? How the hell did you write such a good poem, I want to worship you as a teacher!"

“66666666!”

"Confucius didn't understand, Mencius was confused, Zhuangzi was even more dazed, Mozi left directly, Xunzi didn't bother to spray, the energetic Han Feizi scolded directly, Liezi just looked at it and didn't speak, Yanzi was also kicked out of the group chat because of excessive language, and the most important thing is that Lao Tzu can't understand either, what is this grandson writing?"

"You are the grandson, your whole family is a grandson, you dare to scold Brother Fan with your garbage!"

"Coming to the keyboard team, China's keyboard from the previous backward blockade to today's strange and qualitative leap, marking that China's keyboard warrior has reached the world's advanced level!"

"As a Chinese teacher, I think this poem is really well written, it can be written in the textbook, such a good poem has been sprayed, I really don't know what to say, you can write such a good poem if you have the ability, I call you Dad!"

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Lin Meixin heard Zhang Fan read that sentence just now." Kill one person in ten steps, and don't stay for a thousand miles. When I brushed off my clothes and hid my name deeply", the whole person was also distracted for a while.

Although this man is a fool, he has to admit that this man is indeed very talented.

Lin Meixin was not only a little curious at this time, but how did he write such a good poem?

"Hey, hey, are you a major in literature, and how did you write such a good poem?"

"Do you want to know? It's a pity that I don't usually tell this secret to strangers, I only tell my girlfriend, unless you want to be my girlfriend!"

"Forget it, your ambitions are too big, I don't deserve you!"

Zhang Fan said with a smile: "Your Excellency, you are really too modest, like you, you are so shy of the moon, sinking fish and geese, captivating the country and the city, beautiful and beautiful, gentle and virtuous, peerless, not a handful, charming, thousands of manners, natural beauty, flower-like women, although they have not yet met the requirements in my heart, but they are barely worthy of me, even if you still have a little flaw, I will not mind!"

"By the way, Your Majesty, how do you know that I am ambitious, but I have never told anyone about my ambitions?"

"You already want to eat swan meat as a toad, aren't your ambitions ambitious?"

Lin Meixin said unceremoniously at this time, he had always been speechless by this man, and this time he finally seized the opportunity.

"Hahahaha!"

"Brother Fan's ambition is indeed quite ambitious, and the toad wants to eat swan meat!"

“6666666!”

"Your Excellency Queen's operation is really showy, thumbs up!"

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Alas, Zhang Fan couldn't help but sigh at this time.

It's really a declining world, people's hearts are not ancient, and she doesn't dislike her anymore, she even dislikes herself.

But I didn't expect that this queen was also smart, and she wanted to trick herself.

But this time he wanted to let this queen know of course that he wanted to trick him, it was impossible.

Zhang Fan said with a smile at this time: "What's wrong with the toad wanting to eat swan meat? The toad that doesn't want to eat swan meat is not a good toad!"

Netizens couldn't help but be shocked when they saw Zhang Fan's appearance of not being ashamed and proud.

“666666666!”

"Old man, I have lived for thirty years, and I have seen shameless people for so many years, but I have never seen such shameless ones!"

"Hahaha, people don't want to be invincible in the world, Brother Fan really proved this sentence with his actual actions!"

"A toad who doesn't want to eat swan meat is not a good toad, it's good, it's really good!"

"Why did the ninety-year-old lady die naked on the street? Why did the hundreds of sows in the village scream so often in the middle of the night? Why were condoms in the commissary repeatedly hacked? Why were the underwear of the girls' dormitory frequently stolen? Who committed the serial rape of sows? The old nun's door was knocked on every night, was it a person or a ghost? What is hidden behind the accidental death of hundreds of little? Behind this cut, is it the distortion of human nature or the degradation of morality? Please pay attention to the live broadcast room of the wolf's tooth live broadcast platform, Fange!"

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Lin Meixin didn't expect this man to be so stinky and shameless.

To be honest, the thickness of this man's skin is really beyond his imagination.

He'd seen shameless, but he'd never seen such a shameless one.

No, no, I must not retreat, let alone admit defeat.

She Lin Meixin has been crisscrossing the rivers and lakes for so many years, when has she ever lost?

She didn't believe he couldn't even deal with a stinky man.

"That's a good thing you said, if I were your girlfriend, what would you do to me?"

What the?

That's it, that's it, just this kind of problem, and you still want to stump me.

Zhang Fan said with a smile at this time: "Really? Really? Queen, are you really willing to be my girlfriend? Everyone listened, but my daughter admitted that she was willing to be my girlfriend."

"I like you, like the wind that has traveled eight thousand miles, regardless of the return date; I like you, like rain falling on the tropics and the polar regions, not far away; I like you, like a whale sinking on the bottom of the sea, like a soft breath, extremely angry; I like you, like the old city gate that has been waiting for many years, standing alone. ”

"Although you don't like me, the Queen, I still like you very much, like a whale starved of oxygen in the deep sea of 6,400 meters, and I never get tired of it; I still like you very much, like the willows and cicadas singing the sunset tide, and I can't help myself; I still like you very much, like a cloud drifting for 90,000 miles, without rest; I still like you very much, like an inverse function and a coordinate axis, which is out of reach; I still like you like you like to bloom like a flower on a mo, and you can slowly return."

"Your Excellency Queen, as long as you are willing to be with me, I swear that I will never let you be wronged in the slightest, as long as you are willing to be with me, write your name on the house, my mother can swim, I will protect my childbirth, admit defeat first in a quarrel, give you a bank card, and hand over all your salary. ”

Hehe, he Zhang Fan can't say anything else, but he can talk about love.

So many love words are smashed out in one go, even if you are a pig, you can be moved to tears.

", Brother Fan deserves to be Brother Fan, it's really awesome!"

"I still like you very much, like the wind has walked eight thousand miles, regardless of the return date! It's really good, it's really amazing, I can't help but be shocked by the touched chrysanthemum!"

"Brother Fan, Brother Fan said slowly, I'm going to take a small notebook to write it down, such a good love story will definitely be used when confessing in the future!"

"Write your name on the house, my mother can swim, I will protect my big childbirth, admit defeat first in a quarrel, give you a bank card, and hand over all your salary. Brother Fan is really awesome, this desire to survive is really no one!"

"Hahaha, Brother Fan's words definitely made the girl have nothing to say, a man was moved by flax daddy!"

“66666666666!”