When the sky was slightly dark, Leizhou City finally appeared in the field of vision of Luo Shan Lingdi, and then, picked a secluded place, Zhao Ziyi began to let Luo Shan Ling transform, the result changed countless times, Zhao Ziyi was not satisfied, and finally Luo Shan Ling became really bored, so he had to start changing according to Zhao Ziyi's requirements, such as being too tall, compressing the skeleton of the whole body to expand horizontally, his face was too white, and he greeted his face visibly with Tu Lingyuan, his arms and legs were too thin, and he had to fill it with Water Lingyuan as if he was filling a pig with water, and in the end, Zhao Ziyi finally nodded with satisfaction and said Okay。

Luo Shanling conjured up a water mirror out of thin air and looked at it, just one glance, Luo Shanling pinched the smooth, flat, clear and bright water mirror, and shouted, my god, this is too ugly!

Zhao Ziyi smiled at her and said, "It's very safe to have such a wife with you, and it's ......."

Zhao Ziyi suddenly leaned into her ear and said, "You can also try Yao Duzhao, does he love you as a person, or your peerless appearance, and besides, if there is a condition, I will lure that Jiang Yingrou out, you will go to his cave room with this dignity and wait for him, and then confess to him, what do you think he will do to you?"

Luo Shanling glared at him fiercely, "You don't have to try, he will also slap me with one palm, he looks so ugly, will that man want it?"

"I want to!" Zhao Ziyi said solemnly, "Don't say it now, even if you are covered with abscesses in the future, I will ask for it, really, as long as you give me a chance!"

Luo Shanling pulled him away, "Go to the side, don't make fun of me, he is the pride of the sky, and you used to be the pride of the sky." How could you possibly like such an ugly woman?"

Zhao Ziyi looked at her fat figure with her sleeves gone, secretly annoyed, quite a smart woman. Why are you so unenlightened?

Luo Shan was almost depressed to death, and secretly swore that if she went to Leizhou City and Zhao Ziyi were different, she would definitely make him look good, really, how could she walk outside with such an ugly face.

Raising his hand to sacrifice his newly refined Ling Mei Aoxue, Luo Shanling felt that he had such an ugly face on his neck. With so many thick legs and two swollen feet stepping on such a beautiful magic weapon, it is really insulting to the whiteness of Gao Huaxue in Meidi.

Zhao Ziyi looked at her with some amusement and said, "It's a shame that God gave you a beautiful face." If you were born like this, I don't think you would be able to live a day. ”

Luo Shanling shook her head and denied, "No, if it was born like this. I didn't have much to think about. The key is that the conditions for the earth are too good, and then all of a sudden it becomes such a short and ugly black fat girl, it is really unbearable, if you don't believe it, you compress yourself into a black fat man according to my standards, you look at the women all over the world who are willing to get close to you!"

"You, if I were such a short black file, but I would love you with my life. Then there is another handsome son like me now, she looks at the land, either you have a family background or your wealth, or she is greedy for your peerless face. When he takes advantage of you worthlessly and your appearance ceases to exist, the last cup of poisoned wine kills you and makes way for the woman he loves.

If you were given another life, would you choose the man who really loves you but has an extremely ugly appearance as your husband, or will you continue to choose the beautiful son who looks like a person who has no choice to be the husband, even if you know that your final outcome may end your life with a glass of poisonous wine? I wonder which one you will choose?" Zhao Ziyi said.

Luo Shanling raised her eyebrows and tilted her head to look at him, "Why can't you choose neither, pick one that is not very handsome, but you can also see it, and then a husband who lives and dies on the basis of mutual affection?"

Zhao Ziyi bared his teeth and glared at her, "There is no other choice, just the two men I said, who do you choose?"

Luo Shanling pursed her lips and chuckled, "I choose to die alone, is this okay?"

"You are a vain woman, why can't you just answer my words!" Zhao Ziyi's lungs were about to be blown up, and he said that if he chose him to make him happy, would he die?

Luo Shanling saw that Zhao Ziyi was so angry that the top of his head was smoking, and couldn't help laughing, "Okay, if there are only you two scumbags in this world, then I can only pick a general among the short ones, and choose you, a black dwarf and a black fat man, as for the rotten man you said, you should see him and beat him once, and then give him a bottle of elixir that is worse than death, so that he can survive and suffer for a lifetime." ”

Zhao Ziyi took a long breath when he heard this, "It's pretty much the same, but I've really seen that kind of stupid woman, it's not a lifetime to be deceived by the same man, and she was deceived by the same man again when she was reborn, and when she didn't fight with the old weather, she gave her another rebirth, guess what?"

"What's the matter?" said Roseanne with some curiosity.

"The third time I stupidly planted it in the same dung pit, but this time it was better than the last two times, before she was killed by the man, she introduced the man to a beautiful singer with a flower willow disease, it was the woman's front foot that died, and it didn't take many days for the man to die, and then the two of them beat this evil fate to the palace of the king of Hades, guess how the king of Hades judged?"

Luo Shanling shook her head, "How do you judge?"

Zhao Ziyi glared at her, "You can't guess, I ask you, you ask me again, and then I'll tell you the answer, then what do you want your brain to do, you can't use your brain to think about it?"

Luo Shanling thought for a long time and said, "It must be that Yue Lao is napping and tying the wrong red rope, otherwise this headless lawsuit will still have the same ending for many lifetimes, if I am the king of Hades, I will let Yue Lao solve their earth evil line, and then throw one on Mars and the other on Mercury in two different spaces, so that the two of them will never intersect again in their lives." ”

Zhao Ziyi nodded, "That's how the king of Hades did, but the result was funny, even so, the two men and women who fell in love and killed each other in three lives and three worlds were still miraculously entangled again, but this time, it was the scumbag who really liked the woman, but the woman already had a heart, so the abuse drama was staged again." ”

Luo Shanling was really curious when she heard this, "Is there a real person?" Who is it, otherwise when I come back from the Canglan Continent, you will take me to have a look? Well, that's not right." How do you know this?"

Zhao Ziyi smiled mysteriously when he heard this, "Secret." ”

This kind of unsatisfying answer really annoyed Luo Shan. Hearing this, he couldn't help but raise his thick legs and kicked Zhao Ziyi hard, "Secret your head, you must be deliberately hanging my appetite with nonsense." ”

Zhao Ziyi didn't cry out in pain when he was kicked, but frowned and Luo Shan Lingdao, "Although we have a majestic appearance like a cow, we must always maintain a heart as soft and clear as water in our hearts, and it is easy for people to treat you as a shrew if you are so rude." You know what?"

Luo Shanling raised her leg and kicked him again, "It's not that you've hurt you, but if you look like this, you can pinch out the water as gently as you say." It's going to be disgusting and you know, don't you?"

Zhao Ziyi suddenly had the illusion of lifting a stone to hit his own feet, but this feeling seemed to be not bad.

After laughing for a while, Luo Shanling felt that the depressed aura just now had already dissipated, and the two of them set foot on their own flying magic weapon and flew towards Leizhou City.

Flying in the air. At this time, you can already see the Leizhou Tower surrounded by Leizhou City. Zhao Ziyi also pointed to Luo Shanling with his hand, Leizhou Tower does not look very high, but looking at it from a distance can give people an indescribably heavy feeling.

After two incense sticks, the two landed at the gate of Leizhou City, and as soon as they fell under the city gate, they saw that the city gate was squatting next to the wine jar, and several soldiers in armor were shaking the dice cup around a table and guessing the size.

As soon as Luo Shanling and Zhao Ziyi fell to the ground, they quickly collected the dice cup with their hands and feet. Peeling off the white note on the door of his head, one of them looked like a tall man pointing at the dark-skinned young man next to him. "Erqingzi, you come to give them a drink? they have drunk you, let them in, if they can't drink, they will beat them, if they can't drink you, they will not be able to beat you, where will they come from and let them go back, Leizhou City is not welcome to them!"

When the assigned Erqingzi heard this, he replied, and the tall man at the head beckoned the others anew, "Come, come, come, bet on a game, bet on Erqingzi to win with one to six, bet on that pair of ......"

The tall man said and looked at Luo Shanling, "Are you a man or a woman?"

Zhao Ziyi didn't laugh when he heard this, and the next second he heard a scream of "ah", and then turned his head to see Luo Shanling punching the tall man with a panda eye, after punching Luo Shanling was not enjoyable, he punched the other eye of the man again, and scolded while beating, "It doesn't matter if you look so big and have big eyes, what do you want that eye for, now do you know if the old lady is a man or a woman?"

The tall man blinked vigorously for a while before he saw Luo Shanling's appearance again, and when he saw that it was such a black and ugly black fat man, he waved his big arm and raised his hand to shine on Luo Shanling's face and beckoned, "Where did you come from, stinky girls, you dare to spread wild in your Lei Sanye's territory." ”

Luo Shanling was already angry, and when she heard this Lei Sanye insulting her like this, she raised her fist and knocked on the ground door of the Lei Sanye, and said while beating, "Who do you say is the stinky girl? You tell the old lady one more, the old lady has to tear off your skin!"

Lei Sanye was beaten so that his eyes were full of gold stars, his head hurt and buzzed as if it wasn't his own land, looking at people was several layers of shadows, and he had to be beaten stupidly if he was beaten like this, so he shook his head and kept begging for mercy, "The hero spares his life, the hero spares his life, the hero doesn't fight, I'm a stinky girl, I'm a stinky girl, it's always okay!"

Luo Shanling wiped her nose with the back of her hand, and swung another punch at Lei Sanye's face, which was now invisible, and then snorted coldly, "Next time, polish your eyes before you speak!"

The rest of the people were stunned by Luo Shanling's swift and flexible movements, and they didn't come back to their senses for a long time, so a fat black girl shot was actually fierce, fast and ruthless.

After Luo Shanling beat Lei Sanye, he raised his eyes and looked at the others, "Who will go up next, or together?"

Everyone, you look at me, I look at you, or that Erqingzi cleverly pointed to the wine jar next to him, "The rules of entering Leizhou City, drinking, you can't enter Leizhou City if you can't drink it?"

Luo Shanling glanced at them coldly, "What's the way to drink?"

Er Qingzi pointed to the wine jar next to him, "Whoever drinks more wine with a stick of incense wins, and the wine in the altar can't be sprinkled a little bit, even a drop won't work!"

Luo Shanling glared at him coldly, "Light the incense!"

There is a tube next to it to light incense and bring an incense burner.

At this moment, Lei Sanye wiped his bloody swollen face with his sleeve, "I'll fight with her!"

Luo Shanling snorted coldly and picked up a jar of wine, "Third Master Lei, if you lose again, if you see the old lady in the future, you have to walk around me, otherwise I will beat you once I see you." ”

Lei Sanye raised his eyes and glared at Luo Shanling fiercely, "This time, if you lose, you will have to accompany Lei Ye and me for three years!"

Luo Shanling looked up to the sky and laughed, "What are you doing with you for three years, let me beat you every day?"

"You are too arrogant, today my Third Master Lei has to let you see, my old Lei can also rely on his real skills here!"

Guan Liu nodded yes, then polished the flint and lit the incense and inserted it into the incense burner.

As soon as the incense was burned, Lei Sanye grabbed a jar of wine and put it to his mouth and drank it with a grunt.

Luo Shanling waited for Lei Sanye to drink a jar of wine, grabbed the second jar, and then raised the wine in his hand and poured it into his mouth, and soon when Lei Sanye drank one and a half jars, Luo Shanling drank one jar, and when Lei Sanye drank two jars, Luo Shanling also drank two jars, and then, when Lei Sanye drank three altars, Luo Shanling had drunk four altars, and when Lei Sanye drank four altars, Luo Shanling had drunk six altars, and so on, after a stick of incense arrived, Lei Sanye drank a full thirty-five altars, but Luo Shanling drank sixty-eight altars, and completely drank Lei Sanye with an overwhelming victory。

Lei Sanye was first beaten by Luo Shanling, and now he was drunk and hazy, and after getting drunk, Lei Sanye felt that his whole body was full of strength, and it was because Lei Sanye must find the field, and he raised his fist and swung at Luo Shanling.

Luo Shanling's head dodged the thunderous blow of the third master of the thunder, and then clenched his fist, punched, and blasted the third master of the thunder out with a fist.

Lei Sanye's subordinates saw that their heads were swept away by a punch again, and they couldn't help but shout for Lei Sanye with enthusiasm, "Third Master get up, Third Master is mighty, Third Master get up, Third Master is mighty, Third Master is mighty, Third Master is mighty!"

Everyone shouted for a long time and didn't see them get up, everyone looked at each other, and then looked at Er Qingzi at the same time, Er Qingzi carefully lay down under the root of the city wall, and pushed down the third master of Lei with his hand and whispered, "Third master, third master, the big guy can still be majestic!"

Scream, no one answered, and then screamed, still no one answered, and finally Erqingzi broke Lei Sanye's face and probed his nose with his hand, and suddenly "snored" and snored so frightened that Erqingzi couldn't help jumping back, and the next second only heard a "snoring" snoring sound, followed by a snoring sound, so far Erqingzi patted his little heart and said to the brothers who looked at him on his side, "The third master is asleep!" (to be continued......)