Chapter 13 Who is Important, Game or Girlfriend?
"Hahaha, how is it? I'll ask you if you're convinced?
"By the way, I remember seeing a friend just now, if I can imitate a female voice, call me grandpa directly, now you can call, as a man, you must talk about it, and the one who said live broadcast to eat Xiang just now, I also saw it, don't forget to eat!"
Zhang Fan's tone basically imitated all the dubbing of the heroes in Glory of Kings.
All kinds of Lolita sounds, royal sister sounds, and queen sounds are basically at your fingertips.
To be honest, if it weren't for the fact that many friends knew that Zhang Fan was a man in advance, they would definitely not have guessed that Zhang Fan was really a man just by listening to this voice.
"Brother Fan, hit Brother Fan on the public screen!"
“6666666666!”
"Brother Fan is really awesome, I didn't expect Brother Fan to be so good not only at playing games, but also at dubbing, Queen Voice, Loli Voice, Jade Girl Voice, Sister Voice, Sister Voice are all difficult to beat Brother Fan, Brother Fan is really awesome!"
"Brother Fan, you're too awesome, I just want to know what else in this world you won't have!"
"Hahaha, he definitely won't have a child, I don't believe that he can have a child as a man!"
"Who said that now that technology is so advanced, maybe men can have children!"
", are you all devils? How did you study the matter of Brother Fan giving birth!"
"Brother Fan, do you still use yourself to give birth to children? Brother Fan, sit still and don't move, I'll just come, as a woman, I can't give birth to children for anything else!"
"I suspect you're driving, but I don't have proof!"
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Because of the publicity of the wolf's tooth live broadcast platform, the number of people in the live broadcast room is also increasing at this time.
Lin Meixin looked at the data at this time and found that the number of people online in her live broadcast room had exceeded 3 million.
Although he has some fans on the Douyu platform, it is the first time he has come to the Wolf Tooth live broadcast platform to do a live broadcast, and it is impossible for him to have such a large number of viewers.
It seems that this should be because of the man opposite.
Although the man on the other side is only a little cheap sometimes, he is really suitable for being an anchor.
If you are an anchor, you will definitely be able to attract a lot of fans.
It's not like her, although she doesn't speak very well, but she can attract a lot of fans by relying on her face.
Alas, beautiful people are so willful.
"Hey, hey, Queen, what kind of hero are you going to use? Otherwise, you can use Yao, a hero, and follow me later, my brother will take you and pretend to take you to fly!"
Zhang Fan couldn't help but smile at this time.
He didn't know why, but when he saw this queen, he couldn't help but want to tease.
Maybe it's because you can earn anger by molesting this queen.
Although Lin Meixin hadn't spoken at this time, the friends had already complained to Zhang Fan at this time.
"Fuck, you're too stinky and shameless, if you want to use the queen, just say it, and say what to take you and pretend to take you to fly, I've never seen such a brazen person!"
"Queen, you must not use the hero Yao, this hero is simply a bastard, a waste, a soy sauce trick, if you use this hero, you will be finished!"
"I feel like Brother Fan is in love with the Queen now!"
"How is it possible? Brother Fan likes games, and decisively chooses games between women and games, are women more fun than games? What are you kidding?"
"No wonder you're still a single dog, you dare to say that games are more important than us women, I wish you never found a girlfriend in your life!"
"I really don't know what women think? How can they think that they are more important than games? A good game costs hundreds of millions, how many days and nights have thousands of engineers worked hard, how dare a woman in her early twenties compare her dull life and boring soul with a game? I really wonder where a girl gets the courage and confidence to compare with a game?"
"Hahaha, brother is the truth!"
"Hahaha, I want to ask Brother Fan, which is more important to you, game or woman?"
"Brother Fan, as a veteran game enthusiast, you must answer this question!"
"Brother Fan, please answer which is more important, the game or the woman?"
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At this time, Zhang Fan suddenly found that the barrage in the live broadcast room was suddenly swiped by friends.
The barrage is all Brother Fan, please answer, which is more important, the game or the woman?
Cut, it's already the 21st century, why do people still ask such dirty questions?
Do you still need to think about such a simple question?
Such a simple question is not just a mouth.
"I just saw a lot of friends asking me which is more important, the game or the girlfriend? So I'll talk about some of my humble opinions, the development of a 3A masterpiece starts at hundreds of millions of dollars, a team of thousands of people develops, countless engineers, plot designers, years of development time, nitpicking, and meditative work to make this game more interesting and engaging. ”
"And an ordinary woman's barren life for more than 20 years, boring soul, except for the fact that the collagen that has not faded on her young face can stimulate the sex hormonal impulses of men's genes, I really don't understand how she dares to compare herself with the wisdom crystallization of thousands of engineers for several years, because her face is big?"
"Of course, of course, the above only represents my personal opinion, after all, I'm a game fan, I only play games, and I've never talked about a girlfriend, maybe one day I'll have a different opinion when I fall in love, maybe I'll be really fragrant to my girlfriend by then!"
When the friends heard Zhang Fan's answer, they all couldn't help laughing.
"Hahaha, Brother Fan is the truth!"
"Is it because of the big face? Hahahahaha, I'm laughing to death!"
"I'd like to ask now, how can I get my girlfriend to see this video?"
"Brother upstairs, wake up, you don't have a girlfriend!"
"I still want to have a girlfriend, do you want to eat fart?"
"Shaking and cold, hell is empty, the devil is in the world, can this society be better, what do we women have to do to be satisfied? You stinky men, you even say that games are more important than us women, you stinky men will have children with games when the time comes!"
"Brother Fan, run, the women's boxing is coming!"
"Saying that you pastoral female boxers are in the wrong place, didn't you see what Brother Fan just said, this is just his personal opinion, he just said that he didn't talk about his girlfriend, maybe he felt that his girlfriend was more important than the game after talking about his girlfriend!"
"Forget it, brother, I can tell you the truth, I talked about my girlfriend, but I think the game is more important, and it's because of my girlfriend that I have less time to play games now, and I'm thinking about whether to break up with my girlfriend now, my girlfriend is really delaying playing games!"
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When Lin Meixin heard Zhang Fan's words, she was very angry.
After all, she is also a woman, as long as she is a woman, I am afraid she will not be able to stand Zhang Fan's words.
This straight-headed straight man, no wonder he doesn't have a girlfriend yet, just with your attitude, it's strange that you want to have a girlfriend.
Rage from Lin Meixin +999
After saying this, Zhang Fan felt very thirsty, so he picked up the Coke on the table and poured a few sips on himself.
At this time, he suddenly found that he had received Lin Meixin's anger value again, and this time the anger value was quite large.
It seems that what he said just now really annoyed this woman.
But I'm telling the truth.
Isn't the game much more fun than girlfriend?
No, no, no, I still don't want to set up FG. It's really fragrant in the future.
"Hey, I want to play with monkeys, what do you think?"
Puff puff!
Zhang Fan listened to Lin Meixin's words, and almost couldn't help but spit out the Coke he had just drunk.
What does this woman think about playing with monkeys like this?
Does she have a grudge against the monkey?
"Hey, hey, monkey, you're not kidding me, are you?"
"No, I'm not joking with you, I'm discussing this matter with you very seriously, what's the matter, can I not play monkey if you can play monkey?"
Lin Meixin heard Zhang Fan's contemptuous tone, and the whole person suddenly couldn't help but be angry.
What does this stinky man mean?
Is he looking down on himself?
The Glory of Kings is not opened by his family, why can he play monkeys, but he can't play monkeys.
"Ahem, Queen, I don't know you yet, you must think that I played monkey just now is very six, very handsome, very awesome, so you want to play monkey too!"
"Based on my experience in playing games for so many years, I can tell you clearly, this is not a question of monkeys or not, this is mainly about the people who play, the hero of the monkey is in the hands of a master like me, then it is naturally invincible in the world, sweeping and cutting, but in your hands?
Zhang Fan was talking at this time, and suddenly said all the words in his heart.
I didn't realize that I was in a very dangerous atmosphere.
Syllable!
Tang Doudou was surprised to find that the shelf on the other side of the chair where his sister was sitting was also broken.
Hiss!
Hiss!
Hiss!
It's over, it's over, it's over, it seems that my sister is really angry now.
This man is really, isn't it good that he knows something?
Why do you have to say it?
Don't you know the truth of seeing through and not explaining thoroughly?
Although he knew these words very well in his heart, he had never said them in front of his sister.
This is the most important reason why he has been able to live so well after staying by his sister's side for so many years?
But this guy on the other side has this mouth......
Tsk tsk
This mouth is really too poisonous.
You tell me what you say as a person who is not good, but you have to tell the truth.
"What do you say, if you have the ability, you can say it again!"
Lin Meixin bit her silver teeth at this time and said fiercely.
She swore that if this man stood in front of her now, she would definitely let this man see what kind of power taekwondo she had practiced for more than ten years.
She Lin Meixin first swore to the sky that if this man stood in front of her now, if she could still let this man stand out, she Lin Meixin would write the three words backwards.
Rage from Lin Meixin +1036!
Zhang Fan saw that he had received an anger value in the background of his system at this time, and immediately jumped.
Damn, this anger is too much, and it has broken a thousand.
I thought that the highest anger value could only reach 999, but I didn't expect that anger could break 1,000.
It seems that it's not enough to be angry before.
Otherwise, it is impossible for the anger value to be broken.
Yes, yes, I have now discovered a big secret of the keyboard warrior system.
Come on, Ollie, it's over!
This Lin Meixin will contribute more anger to him than Gao Tianyu's group of brainless fans have contributed to him.
Alas, the same people, why is the gap between people so big?
But I always catch a sheep's bed, and the wool will not make the sheep bald!
"Ahem, no, no, no, no, I'm just joking, just now I just saw that everyone's atmosphere was too tense, so it's just to liven up the atmosphere, you don't care, you just take what I just said as a fart!"
"Queen, even if you are beautiful, you can play the game so well, of course you can use monkeys, but this time I have already chosen the jungler, otherwise how about you use it next time?"
"That's right, Queen, otherwise you use Wang Zhaojun, this is one of our four great beauties in ancient times, I think this Wang Zhaojun is really too in line with the Queen's temperament! To be honest, in the four beauties, what I admire the most is Wang Zhaojun, for the sake of the country and the national righteousness, the background is far away, marrying a different race, returning to the desert, several generations of Jing soldiers;
"The mountains and ravines go to Jingmen, and there is still a village for the Ming concubine. Go to Zitai Lianshuo Desert, and leave Qingjia alone to dusk. Draw a picture to understand the spring breeze surface, and return to the moonlit night soul around the sky.
For thousands of years, the pipa has been nonsense, and it is clear that it is resentful and distorted. This poem expresses my appreciation and admiration for a strange woman like Wang Zhaojun, in my eyes, the queen, you and Wang Zhaojun are all strange women, so the two of you are really very compatible!"
Lin Meixin didn't hear Zhang Fan's words at this time, because she was already addicted to the poem Zhang Fan had just recited.
"Go to the Zitai Lianshuo Desert and leave the Qingjia alone until dusk. ”
"Draw a picture to understand the spring breeze, and return to the moonlit night soul around the sky. ”
"For thousands of years, the pipa has been nonsense, and it is clear that it is resentful and distorted. ”
Good poetry, good poetry, really good poetry.
Why didn't he seem to have heard this poem before?
Although she Lin Meixin is not a scholar, she has a definite knowledge of these ancient poems, and it stands to reason that she has not heard of such a famous poem describing Wang Zhaojun.