Late at night, Jiang Yixiao's QQ account was hacked!

He rarely goes on QQ, but this number has a history of more than ten years, recording his youthful years as "Yi Fan". The feelings are quite deep, and being hacked at the moment is not only angry for him, but also a challenge.

After all, he is also a computer genius, a rare master. Someone can hack his number, which naturally arouses the fighting spirit of the demon capital Jiang Shao.

In the presidential suite of the clubhouse, he crossed his hands on his chin, and his deep eyes fell on the pink pig wagging his tail on the computer, in addition to anger, he was also a little crying and laughing......

How naïve is this master of hacking him?!

At this time, the computer suddenly went black, and a certain master not only hacked his QQ account, but also remotely invaded his computer and stole the "Gu's Group Strategic Cooperation Plan" he had just made.

Jiang Yixiao's pupils dilated, and he suddenly realized that the other party was not so simple, it was by no means naïve, but an authentic commercial spy!

Just as I was about to call the police, a line of words suddenly burst out on the black screen of the computer......

"Mr. Zombie, do you want to fight back? I'm waiting for you to come to the dark, hehe. ”

A grand battle book!

Jiang Yixiao's heart tightened, the phrase "Mr. Zombie" reminded him of a certain woman, this kind of crazy nickname was only taken out by her, but the phrase "hehe" reminded him of the little sin he saw today......

Could it be that the mother and son jointly "committed the crime"?

Instantly empowered, he rolled up his sleeves and was about to have a good fight with this man on the keyboard. At this time, another sentence burst out on the black screen:

"I dare say, you must be checking my ID right now. Is there 10.01 million IDs? ”

Jiang Yixiao: ......

"Do you want to know who I am?139XXXXX, welcome to inquire!" At the end was the little pink pig wagging its tail.

A bottomless provocation, Jiang Yixiao said that the stupid pig would call that number! Once connected, even his mobile phone would be hacked by him.

took out his life and saved the hacked QQ. Then he quickly counterattacked, connected to the opponent's QQ, and the first sentence he sent was:

"Yi Susu, don't think I don't know it's you!"

The other party's screen name is "The No. 1 Cutie in the Universe", pretending to be cute and stupid there.

"Who is Yi Susu?

Modu Jiang Shao: "Pretend, pretend to Lao Tzu again?"

The first cutie in the universe: "Mr. Zombie, do you think you lost to a woman?"

Modu Jiang Shao: ......

The first cutie in the universe: "Say, do you like Yi Susu very much?"

Demon Capital Jiang Shao: "Say, who are you!"

The first cutie in the universe: "Hee-hee, I'm your son." ”

Modu Jiang Shao: "...... Why don't you say it's my grandson?"

The first cutie in the universe: "You are only 25, and you have a grandson?" Mr. Zombie, I worship you!"

Modu Jiang Shao: ......

Universe No. 1 cutie: "Well, the strategic plan is well done. But I can't read a word, so I'll give it back to you!"

The document was returned untouched.

Modu Jiang Shao: ......

The first cutie in the universe: "Mr. Zombie, your artificial face girlfriend can't do it, I'll introduce you to another one?"

Demon Jiang Shao: "What woman do I want Jiang Shao?!"

Do you still need to be introduced?

Why, your mommy saw that Lao Tzu didn't go to get the certificate today, and she went crazy?

The first cutie in the universe: "You can give me a little leisure, don't pop up a younger brother or sister for no reason, I will deduct points for you."

Modu Jiang Shao: "I'm not afraid to tell you, you already have younger brothers and sisters, if your mommy wants to marry me." ”

The first cutie in the universe: ......

Sure enough, he underestimated his father's poisonous tongue.

The first cutie in the universe: "That's okay, I'll let Mommy marry Lulu's father." ”

After typing this sentence, flashback.

Modu Jiang Shao: ......

After that, he stupidly traced the other party's ID, and the result was that there were really 10.01 million IDs. As soon as I found it, the screen immediately went black, and a pink pig with a twisting ass jumped out.

Constantly bubbling with love bubbles.

Daddy, am I cute?

Fortunately, Jiang Yixiao didn't drink water, otherwise he would have fed the screen in one gulp.

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The silver Bentley ran through the streets, and the lights of the underground tunnels were dim and bright, reflecting the danger of Jiang Yixiao's delicate face.

With a slam on the brakes, the wheels made a screeching sound across the street. Jiang Xiaoxiao slapped the steering wheel, and the whole person fell on his stomach, and the dim light on the street gilded his handsome back.

Raising his eyes, his delicate and carved face was more evil, and the whole person was dyed with an evil color in the night, and he took out his mobile phone.

With a slight hesitation, I dialed over.

In the apartment, the cell phone rang. Yi Susu was taking a bath, and called Xiao Xiaofan to pick it up.

"I'm downstairs with you, come out!" the magnetic, deep voice had his usual command.

"......" Xiao Xiaofan's lips hooked up a bright smile.

Dad, you finally can't sit still? Can you track this here, is it thanks to your son's hacking farce?

"Are you dumb?" Seeing that she didn't respond for a long time, Jiang Yixiao mocked impatiently.

This father's temper doesn't seem to be very good, but Xiao Xiaofan's temperament is warm, so he doesn't have to say anything.

"Shu Xiao, do you miss my mommy?" he smiled sweetly at the head of his head, and there was no trace of cunning in his tone.

Jiang Yixiao was slightly stunned, why is he still this kid?

"Listen, I won't just forget about hacking my account!" he actually warned a child seriously.

Xiao Xiaofan on the other end of the phone is still brilliant: "Shu Xiao, how do you settle the account?

A certain father: ......

I want to spank your fucking ass, okay?

A certain son: "Shu Huang, you must not have such thoughts! Lulu's father said that even if Mommy wants to beat my ass in the future, I have to ask him what he means!"

A certain father: ......

I was so angry that I gritted my teeth, clenched my fists, and really wanted to punch Lu Ze's "sissy" face!

A certain son is still on the other end of the phone, afraid that the world will not be chaotic: "Mommy is taking a bath, I call Lulu's dad to answer the phone, okay?"

"Do you believe it or not, I'm going to rush up right now and open your ass to flowers?!" a certain father couldn't bear it, and actually gritted his teeth and threatened naked.

A certain son covered his mouth and snickered, just when the bathroom door opened, Xiao Xiaofan smiled, "Wait a minute!"

"Baby, whose phone is it?" asked Yi Susu, wiping her hair.

"Hee-hee, Mr. Zombie. ”

Yi Susu paused, said "oh" indifferently, frowned slightly and muttered, how did the goods know her phone number?

"Is there something wrong?" she said in a cold tone.

"Go downstairs!"

His tone was gloomy, and she turned a blind eye to it, and her tone was arrogant.

"Something to say on the phone!"

"Downstairs, downstairs!" he gritted his teeth and lowered his voice.

She gasped, not hypocritically. Today, her son came back from abroad, and she had no reason to leave the child behind and go to a man's appointment.

Looking at the clock on the wall, Yi Susu softened his tone:

"Let's talk about it tomorrow, it's 10 o'clock now......"

He interrupted: "A competent wife must be always on the go." ”

With that, he hung up the phone decisively.

Yi Susu's heart is on fire, girl, my mother is not your wife yet!