Chapter 1: The Streamer Is Crazy
"Haitang Village Station has arrived, please bring your luggage when you get off the train......"
The rural bus in Hongcheng County stopped, Xu Xia got off the bus with her suitcase, and took a beautiful breath of fresh air unique to the countryside after the autumn rain, which is the natural smell of mud and grass mixed with trees.
And he was still holding a mobile phone inside, and he was starting a live broadcast, and said with a smile:
"This is where I have lived for 18 years, Haitang Village.
There are very few opportunities to come back after going to university, but from today onwards, I will continue to live in this land where I was born and raised, and share my daily life with you. ”
A few days ago, after Xu Xia watched the beautiful rural style TV screen of Li Zi, which was popular all over the Internet, a gray-colored "leisurely small manor" inexplicably appeared in his mind.
He needs the popularity value obtained through the live broadcast to constantly light up the various functional areas of the "Leisurely Manor", and when this "Leisurely Manor" is completely lit up, it is said that he is awesome.
In contrast, he wants a plum pouch more, white skin and beauty, and money, good mental and handicraft, and the fragrant food he makes, this is the pinnacle of life.
It's like opening a "plug-in" now, and you have to go back to your hometown in the countryside to start a live broadcast to earn popularity points, which always feels not so reliable.
"The dirt road in front of me has been more than 20 years old, and I remember that I was very young at that time, and it was very comfortable to step on the mud barefoot on a rainy day, and feel the soft mud coming through the toes, just like a massage.
Of course, you must not compare it to the mud in the city, it is not the same at all. ”
In the misty autumn rain, Xu Xia recalled the past, the corners of his mouth outlined a comfortable smile, the moment he stepped on the land of his hometown again, his mood was unprecedentedly quiet, and it seemed that this feeling was not bad.
Then, thinking that he is still a single dog, he is in a bad mood again, will he have a sister paper with him to live this kind of rural life with a lack of entertainment items? Although there is a kind of sister paper must be happy, but there is also a problem, easy to leak, hey!
Xu Xia shook his head secretly, no matter what, let's make up enough 100 popularity points first, break the first time of the "Leisurely Little Manor", and see what benefits it can be.
The first task is to make the live broadcast room popular, only with fans can it be popular, and only then can it light up the "leisurely little manor" and be awesome.
"Dear water friends, this anchor is handsome or good, now your opportunity has come, as my first wave of fans, call friends to pay attention to the live broadcast room, and have small gifts to give. ”
Xu Xia said with a smile.
"Poof, laughing, anchor, you dare to say in front of me that it's good to be handsome and live, and if you really live well, you can go back to the countryside, or I'll introduce you to a few customers who like to be fancy, and I promise to save you 20 years of struggle. ”
"Damn, I seem to have guessed the profession of the one upstairs, big brother, are you still recruiting people there?"
"I don't know if the anchor's job is good, but the anchor is really handsome. ”
"By the way, what kind of little gift is it to give?"
The corners of Xu Xia's mouth twitched, he never expected him to understand in seconds, there was "Quack" among the few online fans, and he was so bold to introduce customers to him, who did he look down on.
He resisted the urge to go back, I am selling my art and not my body, you are selling my art and selling my body, can you compare?
As for whether he is good or not, what are you kidding, he can pee five meters!
Ignoring the "quack", he pointed the mobile phone lens at the mud on the ground and said:
"That's it, the soil from my hometown, which is only found in my home in the world, contains a variety of minerals, is rich in nutrients, and eating it not only helps digestion, but also relieves hunger and hunger.
Of course, I really don't want to eat it, and I can also make it into a small clay figure to make an ornament, which has a very loud name, Almighty Earth!
In addition to not free shipping, you can decide by yourself, how, be upright enough. ”
"Damn, anchor, you're not joking, it's the same as the truth, why don't you add a tone word, buy it, buy it, buy it, buy it! Yes, buy it!"
"Damn, looking at the way the anchor enjoys, I almost believed it. ”
"Anchor, why don't you give us a meal on the spot, and give you a private message after eating. ”
"Hello everyone, I'm Faul Conan, I've already seen through everything, and the anchor wants to earn the money we pay, there's wood!"
"Hey, the big guy from before, you still recruit people there, my job is super good, I sent you a private message. ”
"And me, I'm signing up too. ”
Xu Xia raised his forehead, and the last two fans deviated the topic in seconds.
At this time, the popularity value on the bulletin board of the "Leisurely Manor" in my mind has reached 99 points, and I am close to the door, for the sake of popularity, I don't care about "quack".
It didn't take long for Xu Xia to return to his hometown, and weeds had grown in the cracks of the cracked concrete ground in the yard, and no one lived in the house for too long.
The doors and windows are opened to breathe, there is an unpleasant musty smell, and I can only do it tonight, see if the sun will come out tomorrow, and then take out the cotton wool and bedding to dry.
"Oh, this is my home, the house is very big, the yard is also very big, I sincerely invite a beautiful young lady to share a house, there are only three places, the kind that is rent-free, and the kind of macho with six-pack abs for close protection, there is only one chance, please chat privately if you are interested. ”
Xu Xia joked casually, sincerely, today is his first live broadcast, and it is still a little unnatural to face the camera, and it is really a technical job to sell your art or not to sell yourself.
"Anchor, it's time to take your medicine. ”
"Poof, stinky and shameless, there are still three, can you stand that little body? Six-pack abs, come, open your little belly and let me see it." ”
"Anyway, there are few entertainment activities in the countryside, and you can't make it like this, do you know why the ancient emperors died early? ”
"There shouldn't be a blind young lady, if there is, labor and management will go back to the countryside tomorrow to start a live broadcast. ”
"It's over, it's over, the streamer is crazy. ”
Xu Xia didn't expect the fans to respond so fiercely, and besides, can you not say it so uprightly, subtlety is a virtue, the world is declining, and people's hearts are not ancient.
Xu Xia was pondering and wrestling with these bastard fans, but his body was slightly stagnant, and the popularity value on the bulletin board of "Leisurely Manor" in his mind had risen to 105 points!
Xu Xia was overjoyed, thinking that he would have to cook by himself in the future, so he chose the kitchen and lit up the kitchen knife!
At the same time, a ray of light fell on the kitchen knife that was already a little mottled and rusty hanging on the kitchen wall in reality.
Xu Xia hurriedly rushed to the kitchen, turned on the light, and saw that the mottled rusty kitchen knife hanging on the wall seemed to have new vitality, the rust fell off, revealing a layer of bright metallic luster, and it looked new.
And in Xu Xia's mind, there was a memory of a top chef's knife work that would be embarrassed when he saw it, and the ability in this memory has become an instinct for him.
"Damn!
Xu Xia's eyes lit up, and he held Cheng Liang's kitchen knife in his hand, and immediately a strange feeling came, as if this kitchen knife had become a part of his body, and he made a whirring sound under the instinctive swing.
The wide blade jumped between the five fingers incredibly, as if it had a soul, and it seemed to be an extremely dangerous action, but it failed to hurt Xu Xia in the slightest.
More than a minute later.
Boom!
The tip of the knife sank into the thick cutting board, and the handle trembled slightly.
At this time, the live broadcast room exploded directly.