☆、1764_ is going to grow up

I went to Elder Liu and told him about the instantaneous change in the furball.

Elder Liu: "It's normal. ”

In the mouths of you elders, there are few things that are not normal.

Me: "What does this change mean?"

Elder Liu: "I'm going to grow up." First grow a part, get used to it, and when you get used to it, the whole will grow. ”

Me: "...... Grow a long neck?"

The furball rolled in my arms, and I tilted my head with my stomach up, "Mi?"

Elder Liu translated: "Don't you love it because you have a long neck?"

Thank you for being kind and having fun, but I can understand what my cat is saying, but, "I need to get used to it." "In order to continue to love...... I'm sorry, I'm a bit of a face control.

Hairball: "Mi ......"

Elder Liu: "But in fact, there will be no disproportionately long necks. ”

Me: "I can understand ......" really.

Elder Liu: "I know. ”

Me: "......"

Elder Liu: "A little bit of thunder-like crystallization is not enough to change the species, cats are still cats, even if they become bigger, and when their form is stable, they will still be cats." Now it's just a little bit of a local stretch. In order to be effective, the stretch is a little larger, so that the proportions are unbalanced and slightly uncoordinated. Transition phase, it's good to be over. ”

Me: "How big does it get when the form stabilizes?" But that's when the hairball is just coming out of the shell. ”

"Judging by the length of your neck, it's so big. Elder Liu projected a model for me to demonstrate, "But it doesn't matter, the size of many spirit beasts can be changed, and when it becomes an adult, it can also change back to the size of a kitten." ”

Furball: "Mi." ”

Elder Liu: "Yes, it can grow bigger than you in the future, when your mount and ...... Mattress...... Sleep together. It's really, really, well. ”

I pinched the little decorative wings on the back of the fur ball and asked, "Will this one grow up?"

The furball looked at me innocently with round eyes, and it looked like me......

Elder Liu: "It's hard to say that this kind of mutation part may grow together, or it may have a new mutation direction, or it may disappear directly." ”

☆、1765_ safe topic

Me: "So I'll have to wait until I'm older." When will it grow? When will I get married?"

Elder Liu: "It won't take that long. We've all started to prepare for the exercise, just for the next year or two. ”

Me: "...... You mean, I'm sure I won't be able to marry Dan in two years?"

Elder Liu: "The growth speed of spirit beasts is much easier to deduce than that of monks, because monks must break through a hurdle to enter the next stage, but spirit beasts, from the time they are born, the approximate upgrade speed and upgrade ceiling are set. Even if there is an occasional adventure, such as the thunder-like crystallization of the hairball swallow, it is a separate variable, and if you put this single variable into the originally stable upgrade formula, you can still get a much more stable deduction formula than the monk. ”

Me: "So, since there are many variables for the monk's promotion and it is not easy to deduce, why are you sure that I won't be able to get a Dan in the next two years?"

Elder Liu stroked his beard.

I stared at his arm that was exposed by the sleeves slipping down: "What is that injury? It looks like a sword wound......

Elder Liu: "Guess. ”

Guess...... Those who can cause scars that cannot be erased for a while to the Elder of the Transformation God naturally have to be the Transformation God Elder, the Transformation God Elder of the Sect who uses a sword......

Let's change the topic of safety.

Me: "Elder Hui Mushroom suggested that I go to the foundation building or Jindan period of the Heavenly Gate to calculate my fortune and when to conclude the pill, what do you think of this idea?"

Elder Liu fed the hairball a biscuit before saying, "If you want to, forget it." During the Great Smash Bros., there were some non-peeping soothsayers, and even some mortals, relying on the good temper of Peeping Tianmen, they also pretended to be disciples of Peeping Tianmen to fish in troubled waters. You just have to distinguish between them and don't find fakes. Ask the other party to show their identity token before calculating. However, there are also fake identity tokens, which should be carefully identified. ”

The reputation of the Peep Heaven Gate is strange to the abstract, and part of the reason can be attributed to the fact that there are many imposters, but the large number of impostors is also the result of the peeping Tianmen's own indulgence, look at the Chiwu Sect, who easily dares to impersonate them? But some of the people who pretend to be the disciples of the Peep Heaven Gate even dare to set up a stall next to the disciples of the Peep Heaven Gate, and they also talk to the disciples of the real Peep Heaven Gate:

"Brother is also a fortune teller? Where did you buy this Peep Tianmen brand that looks like mine?"

☆、1766_The atmosphere is a little solemn

The true peep of Tianmen, who was mistaken for an imposter, was calm: "I did it myself." ”

Imposter: "Brother is a good craft." Can I get one customized for you?"

Disciple of the Heavenly Gate: "What price?"

Imposter: "Brother is refreshing." How's this going?"

If the imposter takes out something that makes the disciples of the Peep Heaven Gate look at it, the disciples of the Peep Heaven Gate can really help them make a highly realistic Peep Tianmen identity token - although the function is definitely nothing, but the appearance is enough to frighten outsiders.

So that sometimes the imposter knows that the person he is talking to is a disciple of the True Peep Heavenly Gate, and he pretends not to know, so he points to something that can be changed, and the true Peep Heavenly Gate disciple sometimes knows that the person he is talking to knows that he is genuine, and he also pretends to cooperate, sometimes to exchange things, and sometimes to see if the liar has the qualifications to be accepted as a disciple by the Peep Heavenly Gate.

Occasionally, there is.

Bold, careful, eloquent, big-brained, shameless, quick to react, and logically self-consistent, the necessary qualities of a liar are also the necessary qualities of the disciples of the Peep Heaven Gate...... Something seems to be wrong.

*

When I returned to Pei Feng, I met my brother and sister first.

The atmosphere around the two of them was a bit solemn.

"Are you two really hot?" I asked, ignoring the atmosphere.

My sister looked at me with only eye rolls.

My brother pointed me in the direction and made a "zhen" lip shape.

I walked in the direction my brother pointed out and met my father...... Okay, you can ask questions.

Me: "What's wrong with my sister?"

Daddy: "I'm getting married." ”

Me: "...... It's that peaceful?"

Daddy: "Because it hasn't started yet." ”

Me: "Since it hasn't started yet, can't you change to a more remote place?" Her current position, most of the people who come to Pei Feng will fall there. ”

Dad: "How many people will come to Pei Feng if they are fine?"

Me: "Big brother." "The elders actually do, but the elders are very aware of the elder sister's situation and will bypass her if needed.

Dad: "Jiang Weixiao can read the road." ”

I wouldn't be co-authored, would I?

☆、1767_Disturb

Daddy: "I'm going to bother her when you're leaving." ”

Me: "Why bother? No, I've just come back, so why are I leaving?"

And: "Where do I need to leave?"

Dad didn't answer my first two questions, only the last one: "Go wherever you want." This is not an answer either.

Me: "Then I want to stay at home and practice swordsmanship?"

Dad: "Daily training? ”

Don't be so sarcastic, although I really didn't complete the predetermined goal of 'going to practice swords' in the Gu Cultivation Pool, but ...... Salvage again?

Daddy: "Go to Pei Miao and practice, and let Pei Sen feed you." ”

Me: "...... I'm going to be beaten, right?" I didn't think about whether it would affect my sister's baby.

Dad: "You and Pei Bing cooperate, you can't die." ”

Me: "That...... So I'm really going?"

Daddy: "Go." Focus on attacking Pei Miao. ”

Then I stood up to my brother and sister and told them what my father wanted.

The old lady's hand holding the sword was so tight that it looked like it was about to break, and I kind of understood why my father would let me disturb her.

Brother: "You attack her, so what am I going to do?"

Me: "Help her block, attack me?" Daddy only said to let you give me 'feeding moves', how do you move outside of feeding moves, should you be casual?"

"I'm back. What kind of attack? Come on, I'll block. Pei Bing shouted.

I continued to say to my brother, "Look, don't worry, you can't die." ”

"Oh, kind of interesting. The old brother sighed, and then slashed at me.

Hey, did you keep your hands? And I should be the main attacker.

I hurriedly fled, and then reacted to a more important question: "Sword practice, I'm here to practice sword, not to escape." ”

The old brother looked leisurely: "Then use the sword to cut it back, I didn't stop you from taking out the sword." You see, even if you don't dodge my attack, Pei Bing can block it, so you don't need to try too hard to escape, just dodge casually, and focus on the attack. ”

Brother: "It's not a bad thing to instinctively dodge when an attack strikes, but when you have a defensive shield, making full use of the defensive shield to give yourself more advantages is also a skill." Not relying on external objects does not mean abandoning the use of all external objects. The tool you have, it's part of your ability, you can not want to use it, but you can't not use it. When you practice the use of utensils to the point where you can put them away freely, that is, you can use them if you want to, and if you don't want to use them, you won't use them, instead of being constrained when you use them and not being able to give full play to the maximum effect of the tools, let's talk about 'not relying on external objects'. ”

Pei Bing was excited: "Yes, yes, what my brother said is right." Use me, use me, I'm good to use. He said as he poked the old lady with his hand.

The author has something to say: Chapter 415

The "hair" in "send it and apologize to Ran Sui Ran Jin" should be "punishment".

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