Chapter 72: I want a beautiful woman, not a brother and a face

The old man took Liu Li's knife and looked at it carefully, and gently pressed the button on it, and the knife popped out and startled him: "The speed of this knife is okay, or many exercises should be able to achieve that effect." If you are proficient, you should be faster than Meng Naxiang's speed, because this knife itself has an advantage. ”

Liu Li nodded and took the knife and put it in his pocket, he stood up and threw the cigarette away and said, "Bin, don't move, I'll try how fast I am." ”

Zhou Bin scolded and threw the cigarette and was about to run, Liu Li put his hand in his pocket and pulled it out with a serious face, and the knife pressed the button at the moment of leaving the pocket. He intercepted Zhou Bin with a sliding step, and the knife rested on his neck.

"Ju'er, what do you think?" asked Liu Li as he withdrew his knife.

Ju'er threw away the cigarette and shook his head: "Not enough, too bad." If there is a real fight, how can you react like this?"

"Grass! isn't this enough, why don't you bastard try it?" Zhou Bin scolded, touching his neck with a look of fear.

Ju'er was happy: "You still don't believe it, my dad used to practice me a lot, and if this speed gives me time to react, I should be able to grab the knife, and I can change to a person who often fights." ”

"You're so awesome, you can still grab a knife, can you grab one now?" the old snorted and continued to smoke.

Liu Li stood in place and felt that what the pot said was very reasonable, some people are not afraid of death, and they are not afraid of grabbing a knife. It is still necessary to practice, and it is the king to seize the opportunity when fighting. Chatting, everyone admired Lao Cheng's words just now, what is domineering? That is domineering, a woman's domineering!

After a few cigarettes, his mouth stopped bleeding, and he smiled bitterly. At that time, it took a lot of determination to bite it, but now I feel that the two hundred dollars in my pocket are worth it.

When the whole class saw that Liu Li came back safely, they were all shocked, and they all ran over to ask how to deal with it. Liu Lifeng said lightly how he dealt with the head teacher of class 97, and how Meng Naxiang was afraid of his head teacher, and then said that Lao Cheng did not blame how he helped. After hearing this, everyone gave a thumbs up, and all of them called Brother Li, Wang Junlin was also stunned when she heard it, but she thought about it and looked like she understood: "Anyway, I don't believe a word of what comes out of your mouth!"

Liu Li was happy, ran downstairs for a while and bought several packs of spicy strips, and when he came back, he threw them directly on her table: "Eat! Brother, I see that you are pitiful." ”

Wang Junlin said that she wouldn't eat it, but who could resist the real fragrance*, and when Liu Li walked away, she put all the spicy strips into her schoolbag. The cat just heard the old cheap talk about the fight, and he scolded why he didn't bring himself after listening to the hammer. Ju'er glanced at him: "Who knows where you went, otherwise you would have been able to see Xiao Li's performance at that time, and that old Liu's face hahaha." ”

Liu Li sat next to him: "Didn't Lao Cheng say it, my acting skills still need to be improved." Life is like a drama all depends on acting skills! My acting skills must be much better than some little fresh meat, if I am lucky enough to enter the entertainment industry in the future, I have to make a tough guy image, so that you all call me an idol...... Hey, hey!"

Several people rolled their eyes together, Liu Li took out the money and said, "Sneak out to drink in the afternoon!"

Several people nodded, and they all left the school first after school in the afternoon, Liu Li was still waiting for dyeing, and finally saw her come out.

"Let's go out to dinner?"

Dye shook his head and said, "No, I haven't washed my clothes yet, do you have any clothes to wash?" ”

Liu Li shook his head: "Forget it, there is, but in the dormitory, I'm too lazy to run." ”

Dye looked at him and said, "I heard you fought again today, why did you fight?"

Liu Li was stunned for a moment: "No! Have you heard? Or you have planted a spy in our class!"

Dye was silent, not admitting or denying it, Liu Li smiled: "It's Wang Yu? Lao Tzu knows it's her, damn!"

Dye snorted: "You fight less, what if you get hurt?" I still remember the last time you were cut. Okay, I'll go back first. ”

Liu Li hugged her and whispered, "I love you." ”

Dye looked around and nodded shyly: "Me too, I love you the same." ”

After leaving the school gate, I went directly to the hot pot restaurant, and I was not afraid that I would not find it, because the place had been called the old place by several people. As soon as he entered, Liu Li began to scold: "Who ordered the red pot?"

The old cheap smiled and pointed at Zhou Bin, Zhou Bin smiled: "Who told you to scare me in the toilet, now that your mouth hurts, you can watch us eat." Just pay for it in a while, hahaha......"

Liu Li thought for a while: "Do you want to fix me? ”

As he spoke, he took a glass of water and put it in front of him, picked up the scalded meat, put it in it, and separated the chili pepper from the meat before he began to eat. A few people laughed, and Liu Li ignored it and hurriedly fished out the vegetables inside. After eating, I smoked all the way and talked and laughed all the way back to school, just sat down and rested for a while and thought of something, and came directly to Wang Yu and sat down.

Wang Yu smiled: "What's the matter, Li Li?"

Liu Li said: "No, can't you sit for a while?"

"Okay, today I found out that you are so handsome, really! Now the girls in our class are fascinated by you, and they stepped forward to help their classmates at a critical moment, it seems that Xiaoran is right to find you. Tsk, if she hadn't been the first to get there, I would have wanted to be with you. Wang Wei smiled and looked at him.

Liu Li felt that the girl in front of him was so hypocritical, and he sighed: "In the future, don't tell me anything about it." I don't like people with big mouths. ”

After saying that, he left her, returned to his seat and sat comfortably touching his stomach. The secret passage is still fragrant outside, what kind of stuff is there in the school! After a few burps, he saw Wang Junlin doing his homework, so he still took out a notebook and did it together.

Wang Junlin smiled and handed over the homework she had done, and Liu Li finished copying it in ten minutes with a smile. When I saw the physics homework, my head started to grow again, and when I couldn't put pen to paper, Wan Molang walked over: "Brother Li, I will give you your physics homework in the future, and I can imitate your handwriting to ensure that others can't see it." ”

Liu Li was stunned for a moment, and then laughed: "Then thank you!"

Wan Molang took his notebook and looked at it: "Thank you, I should thank you, I'm going to do my homework." ”

Liu Li was secretly cool: "Handsome people have their own heavenly help!"

I gave up my English homework directly, and I couldn't understand mathematics, but I still went to find a few people to copy it. Two lessons passed on the tip of the pen, and he couldn't stop rubbing his sore eyes after the class. waited for Lin Xiaoran on the playground, but after waiting for a long time, he didn't come, but Hu'er and Wang Fang seized the opportunity to feed the dog food fiercely. Liu Li smiled and scolded and was about to go back, but saw Lin Xiaoran walking slowly in the distance, she came to the front and hugged him: "I was writing an essay just now, it's a little late." ”

Liu Li smiled: "It's not too late, you came just in time." ”

said very arrogantly and raised his middle finger to the pot, the pot watched the two hugging each other on the side, his eyes were a little complicated, but he didn't dare to expose the slightest, and whispered to Wang Fang: "Let's go, they love each other!"

Wang Fang looked at his eyes and nodded gently, and the two of them walked away hand in hand.

Liu Li took advantage of the night to linger in the tenderness of dyeing for a long time before saying goodbye to her, returning to the dormitory to wash up and start sleeping. Looking at Liu Li, who seemed to be asleep with a smile on the corner of his mouth, Tian Yuxuan sneered at the person on the left, and the person nodded to understand!

There was nothing to do all night, and Liu Li was the first to get up in the early morning of the next day, he rubbed his eyes and waved his hand down: "Grass!

When he looked at the door, he shook his head and went barefoot to get it, and he sat down and was about to put on his shoes when he heard a sound inside, and turned them upside down, and poured out many thumbtacks from them! His face sank and he looked at Tian Yuxuan, who was still asleep, and shook off his shoes before putting them on with confidence. Picked up the thumbtacks on the ground one by one and brought them to Tian Yuxuan's side, seeing that he was still asleep, Liu Li secretly said in his heart: "Do you really think I'm a bully?

After saying that, he squatted down and put all the thumbtacks into his shoes, then picked up a broom on the side, swept the floor and left the dormitory. During recess, I learned from Wang Ting that Lin Xiaoran was going to have a birthday next week. Liu Li thought about it for a while, and pulled the pot and several people together to sum up this matter.

The fat man took out his mobile phone and said, "Does she have a mobile phone?" If not, buy her one, and you two can easily contact each other. ”

Liu Li sighed: "Yes, it's a miscellaneous brand like mine, and now it costs thousands to buy a mobile phone, you asked me to sell my kidney?"

The fat man was silent, and Zhou Bin said, "What do you think of the roses? Didn't she buy you a cake last time?" ”

The old man glanced at him: "Xiao Li's funds are not enough, otherwise he will deny the fat man's idea?" Now the rose costs ten yuan a flower, and a cake is at least eighty! What to buy? Do you want to rob it? I think you should give a commemorative thing, you think about it, such as buying an inexpensive necklace, my sister-in-law can see it every day, and then I think of Xiao Li." ”

Liu Li touched his chin and patted his thigh: "What you said makes sense! It's better to do this! You take out the money and make it together, let's see how much there is first, and then we decide what to buy." ”

When the old man heard this, he hurriedly asked the cat: "Fat man, do you know him?"

The fat man shook his head: "I don't know, can anyone who knows him be a serious person?"

"Yes, I don't know either, bitch!" Zhou Bin scolded and was about to leave, Liu Li pulled him with a smile: "Brother don't bring such a play, I still have to develop my love road in the future, you say yes!"

The pot that had not spoken all this time sighed, and after looking at him for a long time, he said: "Who are you? Are we very familiar with each other? Don't get close to me, be careful of beating you!"

Liu Li smiled bitterly: "That's it, whatever you say in the future, let me go east and never west, let me eat and I will never drink urine." How about I be willing to be a cow and a horse for you?"

Zhou Bin sighed and took out fifty yuan from his pocket: "I was stunned by love, you, you will die in the hands of a woman sooner or later." ”

Liu Li took it with a smile: "Brother, I'm not afraid, it doesn't matter if you die." ”

The old man contributed thirty, the pot twenty, and the fat man five yuan. Liu Li gave him a blank look: "Why are you embarrassed to take out five yuan?"

The fat man spread his hands: "You still don't know my situation?"

Liu Li nodded and scolded secretly: "I knew that I wouldn't go out to eat yesterday." ”

He looked at several people and almost burst into tears: "It's better to be a brother! I thank you." ”

The pot waved his hand: "Yes, take away your acting skills, if you really want to thank us, kneel down and kowtow a few times!"

"Haha, this can be had!" Zhou Binle said.

Liu Li moved the bench away with a serious face, and was about to kneel down when he saw the appearance, but halfway through the kneeling, he got up and scolded again: "A few younger brothers! ”

After finishing speaking, he grabbed the door and walked out, and several people scolded: "Grass, I won't pick up the skin for you when I come back in a while!"

came to Class 6 and successfully scraped almost seventy from Langde and Zhang Xin, looking at the banknotes in his hand that were not yet two hundred. He shook his head secretly, thinking that Zhiqiang's guy should be rich, and rushed to the fourth class and looted Zhiqiang and the wolf boys. Looking at the more than 500 yuan in his hand, he couldn't help laughing: "Zhiqiang turned out to be an invisible rich second generation! Why wasn't it exposed earlier?"

He came to the corridor with a smile and could vaguely hear Zhiqiang angrily scolding himself for being a bastard in the classroom, and he returned to the class with the money in his pocket and looked out the window. What should I buy, this question gave him a headache. If you buy a mobile phone, then the 500 yuan is not enough, unless you go to the dormitory and find someone to buy a second-hand one. The roses are enough, and when the time comes, I will go to the cake shop and order one, and there will be almost three hundred yuan left. Take a hundred dollars to buy a dress, just buy a dress, and the remaining two hundred can buy a small gift. I had a plan in mind, but I was afraid that I would forget it, so I took out a pen and paper and wrote it down. Ju'er came over and looked at it and immediately scolded: "You're really a crazy person! I'm not as crazy as you!"

Liu Li didn't seem to hear what he said, and put the note in his pocket and thought that she had a period last night, but he was silent at the time and didn't know what to do, so after thinking about it, he still asked the pot.

"Ju'er, how do you care about Wang Fanglai's period?"

Ju'er was stunned: "I don't know what to do, anyway, I'll tell her to drink more hot water." Love to drink or not, don't drink and break up! In this way, she didn't dare to do it, and drank a pot of hot water cleanly. ”

Liu Li laughed: "You are a talent! But if I change Lin Xiaoran, then I may be strangled to death by her, this method is not advisable." ”

Ju'er sat down and was silent for a while: "Xiao Li, brother tell you the truth, she is not so good." Don't sink too deep, you ...... in the end."

"You bastard, don't think that our relationship can provoke me and her. I love her, I love her, and she is the best in my eyes. Who am I? I can stand the test, go do your homework!" Liu Li didn't care about his words, after all, they were all brothers, so they were just joking. Ju'er got up, her lips moved slightly, but she didn't say anything more and left to return to her seat.

Liu Li took out his mobile phone and began to search for what to do if a girl's period came, and hundreds of answers popped up at once. He smiled bitterly, clicked on an answer, took out a piece of paper and wrote down more than seventy before he did. After writing, he rubbed his eyes and looked at the "Seventy-two taboos for girls and how to love them" on the paper.

He was very satisfied, put the note in his pocket and fell asleep on the table.