0243 Let's learn to meow together
As the so-called people are tens of thousands, boundless, and the large army of 300,000 corpse soldiers is even more terrifying, crowded together like a tide, occupying all the streets of an entire district, and even the rooftops and the sky are full of corpse soldiers, tall, short, fat and thin, and so on.
"Da Da Da ......"
A rare white corpse horse slowly walked onto the street, and the large army of corpse soldiers automatically separated, making way for it to make a straight road, and the corpse soldiers present knelt down in unison, bowing their wild heads one after another.
Of course!
The person riding the white horse is not necessarily Tang Seng, but it may also be Zhao Daguan, and Zhao Daguan himself did not expect that he was chased all over the city by the corpse soldiers like a dog, but today he has actually changed and become the owner of these corpse soldiers.
"Creation makes people!"
Zhao Guanren lifted the silver helmet and mask, and lit a cigarette leisurely, as if he enjoyed the submission of thousands of corpse soldiers to him, but he really should enjoy it, among the large army of 300,000 corpse soldiers, he was the only human seedling.
"Why didn't Mrs. Zun come to see you off......"
Qisha rode out of the intersection of a giant wolf, followed by a water of wolf cavalry, and the heavy cavalry led by the pig-headed madness followed far behind, looking aggrieved as a little mother.
"Do you think this is a place for people......
Zhao Guanren spat at her and said: "300,000 corpse soldiers, the corpses are angry, if my daughter-in-law's delicate body is polluted, my son will not settle accounts with me after he is born, and it will be a small battle, just go back!"
"Then let's go on the expedition, Generalissimo......"
Qisha rode to his side with a smile, and was half a position behind him sensibly, while Zhao Guanren took out a flare gun and shot into the sky with a "bang".
"Wow~"
The 300,000 red-eyed corpse soldiers all stood up, the 50,000 harpies instantly covered the sky, the sword and shield men walked in front with the tower shield on their backs, the middle array was all spearmen, the rear followed by skeleton archers, and a large number of cavalry pressed the formation at the end.
"Let's learn to meow together, meow together, and prepare to sing ......"
Zhao Guanren waved his hand in high spirits, and the high-ranking corpse soldiers who could speak raised their heads in unison, and all of them started the chorus as if reflexively.
"Meow Meow Meow ...... Together"
Qisha also likes this song very much, the black cat's tail is flicking around behind him, and he takes the initiative to sing it with a group of female cats and sings it very happily, and even the giant wolves of the wolf cavalry are shaking their heads and looking like they are having a seizure.
"How long will it take to get out of the dark zone......
After Zhao Guanren finished singing, he flicked the cigarette butt in his hand, hit the buttocks of a female orc, and turned around and smiled at him coquettishly.
Qisha smiled and said, "If we speed up the march, we should be able to go out at seven o'clock tonight, but we are in the center of the canopy!"
"I'll go! I already knew I was driving a tractor, what kind of horse did I ride......"
Zhao Guanren shook his head with a gloomy face, but Qisha smiled and said: "I have prepared a sedan chair for you, you can go in and rest when you are tired, but are you sure that 300,000 people can settle the black devil, in case of defeat, this queen will lose her life!"
"Ah......h
Zhao Guanren touched her face with his hand, Qisha looked at him full of confidence, smiled slightly and didn't speak, but will Zhao Guanren really transfer troops, those who know him know that the answer is yes.
He won't!
He doesn't even know where the archers should be ranked, the big demons who can fight are full of, it doesn't mean that he has the ability to command an army of 300,000, he is only good at small gang crimes, thirty people is basically the upper limit, and he has almost never won the work of more than thirty people.
"Oh ~ no! I have to pull a poop ......"
Zhao Guanren suddenly covered his belly and walked away, ran to an RV on the side of the road, jumped off the horse and got in.
"There is a lot of and urine on the lazy donkey...
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Qisha rolled his eyes angrily, so he had to follow with the wolf cavalry, and said with a smile: "Generalissimo! There is only one human here, you are the only human being, what is there to be embarrassed about, no one will look at you when it is convenient to squat on the road!"
"Hiss~oh......"
Zhao Guanren groaned in pain inside, and said after a while: "A lot of the food you sent has expired, and it has eaten my stomach, and I didn't bring paper, you come in and give me a tail to use, and I'll return it to you when I wipe it clean!"
"I don't have much tail hair, I can't wipe it clean, I'll find you a little fox......"
Qisha waved lazily, and a white-tailed fox girl immediately ran over, and without hesitation, she raised her tail and got in.
"Hahaha......"
Who knew that the little fox girl actually giggled and laughed, and said coquettishly: "My lord, no, if we delay any longer, we will fall behind, will people serve you in the sedan chair?"
"What's the hurry?"
Zhao Guanren smiled lewdly: "It takes seven or eight hours to go outside, and when I'm done, it's too late for the horse to catch up, take off the leather armor quickly, and let this demon king appreciate it!"
"My lord, it's really not good, delaying the military plane will kill the head, alas~ My lord......"
"Zhao Guanren!"
Qisha slammed the door open and got into the RV, dragged the half-distraught little fox girl, threw it out of the car and said angrily: "I have prepared a ready-made sedan chair for you, you can play as you want, but you have to stay here and not leave, what do you want to do?"
"I can't use it on the sedan chair, I have to relax before the big war......"
Zhao Guanren sat on the small bed in the RV, took off the plate armor that was in the way, walked up to her with a smile and closed the door, and touched her tail with his hand.
"What are you doing?"
Qisha hurriedly pushed him and said angrily: "Don't you want to do anything to me, although I am your subordinate, I have no obligation to relax with you, you can choose any of my subordinates, they are much more beautiful than me!"
"But I have a soft spot for you......"
Zhao Guanren took out an iron can, opened it, handed it to her and said: "Little kitten! This is a small gift I specially prepared for you, whether you let me touch it or not, I have to express my heart to you, do you smell fragrant?"
"What is this ......?"
Qisha subconsciously leaned over and sniffed, but she suddenly trembled, grabbed Zhao Guanren's wrist and sniffed it several times, and actually said excitedly: "It's so fragrant! It smells good, I feel ...... I feel like I'm going to float, meow~"
Qisha actually screamed as if he was in estrus, and his excited saliva flowed out, and then he stretched out his tongue and licked a big bite in the jar, and then fell to the ground, rolling back and forth with his tail between his legs, and tearing his leather armor with a red face.
"Wow! it works so well......"
Zhao Guanren sniffed the small tin can in surprise, hurriedly pulled out a cloud of green mucus, smeared it all on his body, squatted down, and said with a wicked smile: "Hehe~ You are really a cat, catnip tastes good, I still have a lot of yo!"
"Meow~"
"Queen, are you alright......?"
The matchmaker opened the car door in confusion, and suddenly saw Qisha pressing Zhao Guanren to the ground, holding his head and kissing and kissing, looking like a wild little cat girl who wanted to eat people.
"Do you think she looks like she's in trouble......"
Zhao Guanren hugged Qisha in his arms, and said with a lewd smile: "The big battle is coming! Relax, you wait patiently outside for a while, and we will come out after we finish our work!"
"Uh~ Okay!"
The matchmaker closed the door with a strange face, I'm afraid that no one in the dead clan will take chastity seriously except for Qingbai Shuangjiao, and the seven evils don't let Zhao Guanren touch it just for the sake of face, and it has nothing to do with chastity or anything.
"Your Majesty, she won't ......."
The little fox girl walked over in surprise, and the matchmaker waved her hand lightly and said, "Zhao Guanren has coveted His Majesty for a long time, deliberately."
Lai refused to leave, obviously he wanted to take the opportunity to pinch His Majesty, and His Majesty could only let him get what he wanted, what a despicable guy!"
"Your Majesty has no personnel, do you want me to go in and help......"
The little fox lady tiptoed to the window, looked through the gap in the curtain, and immediately covered her mouth and ran back and smiled: "Your Majesty is so sassy...... I mean, Your Majesty is so excited, and it is estimated that Zhao Guanren also has some means to make Your Majesty emotional!"
"Dead girl!"
The matchmaker slapped her in disgust, and said angrily: "Your Majesty, can you peek at it, look at your eyeballs again, stay here for me honestly, Your Majesty won't tell you not to go over, by the way! Go get a bucket of clean water, Your Majesty will clean it later!"
"Meow~"
There was another ecstatic cat meow in the RV, which made the matchmaker cover her mouth and snicker, but this wait was more than 20 minutes, although the RV was not shaking, but Qisha was still meowing non-stop.
"Why is it like this, won't you really taste the sweetness......"
The matchmaker frowned suspiciously, but a male cat man suddenly ran over and said, "Your Majesty, this voice doesn't seem to be quite right, the female cat's estrus is not this call, but it seems to be crazy, it sounds very confused!"
"Oops!"
The matchmaker swooped over and pulled open the car door, Zhao Guanren was gone, only the seven demons with his hair were curled up on the ground, holding Zhao Guanren's armor and meowing, looking stupid that he didn't give money after making people ruined, and he had to take the initiative to help give birth to a baby.
The male cat man covered his nose and exclaimed: "Not good! Cat love grass, cat love grass with added materials, Your Majesty has been poisoned!"
"Quickly detoxify your majesty......"
The matchmaker anxiously rushed in and opened the small bed, but there was still no trace of Zhao Guanren, she immediately tore open the roof of the car angrily, jumped on the roof of the car to check around, but the surrounding was surrounded by a large army, and Zhao Guanren turned into a fly and couldn't escape.
"Authentic!"
The matchmaker suddenly realized something, and immediately jumped out of the car and went down to take a look.
Really!
There was a manhole cover under the car, and the chassis of the RV was also cut out of a large hole, and Zhao Guanren must have gotten into the sewer from the car.
"Come on, go to the Bright Tower to pursue Zhao Guanren, don't let him run away......"
The matchmaker jumped and yelled, and at this time Qisha also came to her senses and rolled out of the car naked.
"Your Majesty, are you alright......?"
The matchmaker hurriedly ran over to support her, but Qisha pounded the ground and howled angrily: "Bastard! Dog mongrels are ruining people, and they have actually ruined the old lady's head, I want to break his woman into pieces, quickly get Zhou Miao down for me!"
"Chirp~"
A huge eagle man rushed into the air, and soon grabbed a little eagle and swooped down, the eagle man shrank his head innocently, and he didn't dare to let go of a woman in his claws.
"No, this doesn't seem to be Zhou Miao'......"
The matchmaker hurriedly ran over and lifted the woman's messy hair, and sure enough, it was not Zhou Miao herself, but a maid in Zhou Miao's house.
"How did the Lock Ring ...... on her feet?"
Qisha pointed at the maid's ankle in surprise, and the matchmaker said angrily: "Your Majesty! Zhao Guanren has seen through our situation, he put the fake lock magic ring on this woman's foot and transferred Zhou Miao, you hurry up and notify Yongye to intercept them!"
"Notify the ......"
Qisha sat on the ground trembling with anger, gritted his teeth and said: "How can you tell Yongye that I was ruined by Zhao Guanren, and let him run away with the woman, you guys quickly arrest him for me, whether he lives or dies!"
"Hmph~Idiot! Utter idiot......"
A cold snort suddenly sounded in the air, and he said angrily: "Qisha! I know that you are not Zhao Guanren's opponent, but you lost so completely, you disappointed me so much, if Zhao Guanren runs away today, I will kill you!"