"Then you can go back and sleep a little longer. ”

"It's uncomfortable to sleep early in the morning, and it's after lunch to sleep. ”

"Whatever you want, did you send those invitations in your hand?"

"Not yet, by the way, I happen to be free today, so I'm going to do this. ”

"You don't care at all, how can you deliver dozens of invitations in one day?"

"Don't worry, I can do it in the morning in a wholesale way. ”

"What is the wholesale way?"

"The phone numbers and units of many classmates and friends have changed, and I can't find them at all, but Chen Hai has contact with them. I just need to hand over all the invitations to Chen Hai, and he has a way to distribute them. ”

"Then you hurry up and don't delay. ”

"Hmm. ”

After Li Xin went home and got the invitation, he called Chen Hai before going out: "Where are you?"

"At home, what's wrong?"

"I've come here to bring you an invitation and invite you to a wedding drink. ”

"Really? You're getting married? when?"

"The 20th of next month. ”

"Oh, that's early, I thought it was just the last two days. ”

"I have to prepare early, there are a lot of invitations that I have to ask you to send for me, the contact information of those buddies has changed too much, I don't know where to find them. ”

"No problem, you can send it over. ”

"I'll call you later, and if you come downstairs, I won't go up. ”

Chen Hai said: "Come up and sit down, you haven't been to my house for a long time." ”

Li Xin said: "Let's go up another day, it's inconvenient to go home early this weekend, I listen to your sleepy-eyed voice, you should still be in bed, right?"

Chen Hai smiled: "I'm about to get up." ”

"I'll call you when I'm there, you come down. ”

"Okay. ”

More than 20 minutes later, Chen Hai answered Li Xin's call and went downstairs to Li Xin's car: "What are you busy with, I haven't seen you for more than a year." ”

"Alas, busy. Li Xin opened the car door and walked down.

Chen Hai said: "You should have made a lot of money again in the past two years, you have to sell cheaply, and you still say that you are busy?"

"It's really busy!" Li Xin, who was haggard by the 2,000 empty orders in his hand, said bitterly.

"Where did you find a beautiful woman to be your daughter-in-law?"

"It's a colleague in the company. ”

"Really? Have I seen it?"

"I don't think so, I remember you came to my office once. By the way, please send these invitations for me. Li Xin said and handed over the bag in his hand.

"No problem. Chen Hai took it and took out an invitation card and looked at it carefully: "You kid should also get married." ”

Li Xin said: "I heard how you said the same as what my mother said. ”

Chen Hai grinned: "Am I not right? You see that my son can make soy sauce." ”

Li Xin quipped: "Looking at your arrogant demeanor, your wife, son, and hot kang are having a good time, right?"

"Alas, it's hard to put into words. Chen Hai scratched his head.

"No, you just proudly said that your son can make soy sauce, why is it difficult to explain it in a blink of an eye?"

"You'll find out when you're married. ”

Li Xin said: "You have something to say, what's going on? Let's listen to it, do you have any experience?"

Chen Hai said: "It's not much experience, but you may not encounter this kind of thing." ”

"What's the matter, still twisting and turning with me?" Li Xin felt more and more that Chen Hai had something to say.

Chen Hai sighed: "Women, babbling in front of you all day long about trivial things like firewood, rice, oil and salt, I really don't know when they will be satisfied, it's boring." ”

"Is it that serious?"

"I'm telling you, don't live with your old mother-in-law after you get married. ”

"What's wrong?"

"After getting married, the younger couple lives by themselves, and this daughter-in-law is relatively easy to control. If I live with my old mother-in-law, this day will be sad. It is said that the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is difficult, but if the daughter-in-law and her mother's family join forces, this husband will have no way to live, and he has no status at home, just like an outsider. ”

"Your old mother-in-law lives with you?"

When my son was young, my mother came to help bring my son to live in my house for three or four months, and my daughter-in-law had a nose that was not a nose and a face, and I was caught in a dilemma, so that I was not a human being, and finally I had to send my mother back. It's good now, my daughter-in-law and her mother have been living in our house for two or three years, but my daughter-in-law is at ease. I can live here, but the worst thing is that now my daughter-in-law and her mother have formed an alliance, and that tacit understanding is definitely only between mother and daughter. Don't you know, when they sing and harmonize, they are more powerful than singing double reeds. It's really depressing to live in that environment all day!"

"What did they say?"

"Alas, it's not that I think I'm a small clerk, not beautiful enough. All day long, it is a short comparison between the east and the west, saying that the girl is afraid of marrying the wrong man, and it seems that she has treated her badly by living with me. Even if I'm a small staff member who doesn't have power or power, they have to see what they look like, and whether they have a young lady's life, right?"

"Then you're not going to argue with reason?"

Chen Hai said helplessly: "Fight with reason? Alas, I think it's better to forget it, it's not that I haven't tried." You say that others have 10 sentences waiting for you there, you are one mouth, others are two mouths. It's okay if you don't answer their words, they just say yin and yang, insinuating that you don't hear it, it's better. If you take what they say and be honest with them, and let them find the target of attack, then what they say will be bloody!"

"It's a bit difficult to say this, didn't you notice this sign before you got married?"

Chen Hai said: "Unless you have a sharp eye, you can't see it at all." Besides, women change before and after marriage, and they are two completely different people before and after marriage. ”

Li Xin smiled and said, "I really want to go up and see what your daughter-in-law has become now, and she can toss you like this." If it doesn't work, talk to them and let your mother-in-law go back to live, so as not to cause so many incidents. ”

Chen Hai shook his hand and said, "Don't even think about it, it's tantamount to seeking skin with a tiger." I don't understand why women are such strange creatures, one thing for others and another for themselves, and they do it so naturally, justifiably. What do you think is in their heads, why can't they communicate?"

Li Xin said with a smile: "It is said that women are tigers, and there are two big and one small in your house, no wonder you are so good at life and death." ”

Chen Hai still looks full of resentment and has nowhere to vent: "It is said that people are old spirits and ghosts, my mother-in-law is really an out-and-out human spirit, you don't know how her opinions and ideas came up, if she works in our design institute and uses this shrewdness in business, it will be strange if she does not win design awards." ”

Li Xin laughed when she heard this: "Your mother-in-law is so smart, her daughter must not be weak, this should be a good thing for you." ”

"But the question depends on what they use this cleverness for, if they use this cleverness against you, then you might as well die. Now my mother-in-law is teaching my daughter-in-law her experiences one by one, and she is still enjoying teaching and learning. Thinking that in the future, my daughter-in-law will develop in the direction of my mother-in-law, and cold sweat will break out on my spine. Also, my son is getting older and older now, living in this environment all day long, listening to his mother and his grandmother hurt me like this, and the eyes of me are not right!"

"Is that still the case? That's going to have to be a solution. ”

"It's impossible to overestimate, you'll know when you encounter something like this in the future. Who said that women are stupid, I am anxious with him. Fortunately, they put their minds on their daily routines, otherwise if they put their minds on the right path, there would be no men in all walks of life. ”

"Then you are still complaining here, you should be grateful that their ingenuity is used in the short term of the parents. ”

"Alas, I can't stand this, but if any man can turn these complaints and comparisons of women into motivation, then he will definitely become a great tool. ”

"You're depicting marriage too horrible, aren't you?"

"This is not what I described, it is reality, they all say that marriage is the grave of love, and this is not only true for women, but also for men. Once a man marries a wife, he will fall into endless complaints and comparisons, and there will never be a day, unless you are someone else's husband and the object of comparison. ”

Li Xin said with the same feeling: "If this woman is too powerful, she really can't ask for it." ”

Chen Hai patted Li Xin's shoulder, looked him up and down, and said, "But this problem shouldn't exist for you, you kid has a luxury car villa." Well, your daughter-in-law won't compare you to others, will she?"

Li Xin said: "It's okay, it doesn't seem to have that kind of problem at present." ”

"Be careful, don't let things go that way. As long as there are such signs, you must resolutely curb them, otherwise you will be in trouble. I was careless at the beginning, but now things are on fire. ”

Li Xin said thoughtfully: "I don't think so." ”

Chen Hai patted Li Xin's shoulder again and said, "Take care, brother!"

Li Xin said: "Damn, your kid's face is too obvious, right?"

Chen Hai laughed: "This is advice to you, giving you some vaccinations is only good for you." ”

"Thank you for your kind words, come and drink when the time comes. ”

Chen Hai said with a wicked smile: "Don't worry about this, I will definitely go, even if you don't invite me, I will go, I will take revenge for that arrow!"

Li Xin asked inexplicably, "What kind of sword hatred?"