And at the same time, in a place I don't know, the turtle grandson who has been making my eggs hurt is plotting a plot against me. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Listen to me. "The eldest prince of the Ulan Bay royal family, codenamed 'Turtle Sun'er', is speaking to his miscellaneous people, "Look at this sign, the photo on it is our target, he has no pain, his senses are sensitive, and he is very hard-looking, yes, I mean that even if you remove his arms or thighs, he won't frown, even if you pierce his heart, he can come and strangle you like no one, but he is not really without weaknesses, all weapons, aimed at his head." ”

"What do we have?" asked a handicapped armband, obviously captain-level choppy, as if it had been rehearsed in advance.

"Good question!" "Turtle grandson opened the box in hand, "MP5 submachine gun, produced by the German company HK, has a nine-millimeter caliber, a capacity of 30 rounds, and an effective range of 200 meters. "This is one of the most famous submachine guns in the world, because it often appears in action movies, and is closely related to all kinds of erotic and violent literature...... Ahem...... I'm sorry, Lao Tzu's French teacher died early, but this is just an appetizer. "The turtle grandson threw the mp5 in his hand, but the loaded mp5 went directly to the fire and turned the refrigerator next to it into a sieve, which tells us a very important thing, that is, don't throw the gun with the safety card casually, especially when you are surrounded by your own people.

"Uh......" a miscellaneous soldier picked up the empty mp5 and handed it to the turtle grandson, "Your gun, boss." ”

“...... If you want, it's yours. The turtle grandson didn't answer, but opened the second box, "STG90 assault rifle, produced by the Swiss SIG company, 5.56 mm caliber, 30 rounds of ammunition, effective range of 400 meters. You know, the Swiss craftsmanship is still worth affirming, although you don't get a bottle opener or nail clippers when you buy this thing. And that's not all. The turtle grandson opened the third box, "Ultimax100 light machine gun, produced by Singapore STK company, 5.56 mm caliber, 100 rounds of ammunition, to be honest, I forgot how much effective range this baby has, but it certainly won't get close." You know, I've never seen Singapore as a typical gun manufacturer, because Singaporeans don't even allow you to take the subway with a durian, so it's fascist...... However, the Ultimax100 LMG is an impressive gun, it is very light, accurate and extremely easy to control. ”

The miscellaneous people under the "......" were in an uproar.

"Are you thinking that you can win with so much firepower? When you think so, you're not far from death! Now I'll show you the main course!" "The turtle grandson opened the last box, "AS50 anti-materiel sniper rifle, produced by the British AI company, 12.7 mm caliber, five rounds of ammunition, the effective range is definitely longer than the distance you can run down in one go! You know, there is nothing special that can compare to a .50 caliber monster at a long distance, a simple blow, no mercy!" Hahaha...... Trust me, it's a great killing weapon that can take down a T-Rex with a single shot, and if you have the chance, you can use it to pop a watermelon on the web. Captain, send the guys down. ”

"No problem boss. "But even if we can lay a trap, how can we get the target to get into the trap by himself?"

"It's going to take skill, that guy is vicious, cruel and perverted, but he has a habit of not wanting to involve irrelevant people, so we're going to make a perfect bait...... Hum, hum......, hum, "The turtle grandson laughed evilly.

However, at the same time, Wenwen and I were bored at home.

"Hey, what's the show today?" Wenwen lay on the sofa bored, his feet against the wall.

"Hmm...... It's not nothing, why don't you have some too?" I took out three bowls from the drawer, each containing red, blue, and yellow tablets, "I don't recommend it, but if you are too bored, you can also have it, red or blue, I personally recommend the red one, by the way, don't touch the yellow one, I seem to have made a mistake about the recipe of that thing." ”

"You'd better tell me what this stuff is. Wenwen picked up a red pill and licked it with his tongue, "It tastes weird." ”

"Well...... Didn't I know a cocaine dealer when I went to the bar two days ago? "Cocaine, commonly known as cocaine, is really dead to humans if they take too much of this thing, but unfortunately its toxicity is completely ineffective in front of my left arm, only the beneficial part remains, and for the monsters, this thing itself can't hurt them, so cocaine, this poor little guy can only be used here to refresh the mind, it's really a sadness.

"Cocaine...... "Well, I forgot that Wenwen didn't know about cocaine at all.

"Uh...... Cocaine is cocaine, and most of the cocaine on the market is extracted directly from coca leaves, and it is generally not pure. It mainly contains benzoylmethyl bud base, bud base, benzoyl bud base, cinnamyl cocaine, N-formaldehyde cocaine, 6-hydroxycocaine, 3,4,5-trimethoxycinnamic cocaine and 3,4,5-trimethoxyzococaine...... Uh, do you want to keep listening?" I suddenly found myself feeling like I was starting to talk at length again, which was not a good habit.

"Well, forget it. Wenwen put the pill back in the bowl, "Also, I advise you to use this thing sparingly, if you get too excited, I don't plan to help you defeat the fire." ”

"Huh...... Don't be so ruthless, or ...... Play some shame play or something?" Shame play, I seem to have only played with Zi Ma once in my memory, that is, the time I went to get the mixed yuan gold bucket, but in order to prevent her from blackening, I only played the most basic, alas, Mada Mada......

"Are you going to go out and run naked?" Wenwen glanced at me, "I don't care. ”

"I didn't say I played, I said I played you. "What's the use of me running naked, other than being caught as a pervert...... I shook my head frantically to get this dangerous thought out of my head, it's too dangerous, and if you're not careful, you'll be on the road of no return!

"Are you going to let me go out naked?" Wenwen put his hand on her skirt, "Are you sure?" )