Chapter 1: Did I win the Golden Broom Award?
Boom Boom!
At this time, it was thundering and raining outside.
Zhang Fan was fighting on the forum at this time, even if it was a thunderstorm outside, it didn't affect him at all
state, it really sprayed the heroes, and all the horses were together..... Uh, no, I'm called convincing people with virtue.
In reality, he swallowed his anger and did not dare to insult others, but on the Internet, he punched hard, insulted netizens, and was full of spirit! God does not give birth to me as a keyboard warrior, and the squirting road is like a long night.
The key is coming!
The top of the immortals, proud of the world! With my keyboard, there is the sky! The key of the great river comes from the sky! One key crosses the world of the world! Break the red dust! Kill all the immortals! One key in hand, cut nine heavens! If there is no real immortal in the world? I am willing to hold the key and become an immortal!
Zhang Fan is such a keyboard warrior, and he spends all day on the Internet scolding the air.
But this time, Zhang Fan is a righteous keyboard warrior.
This time, the object of Zhang Fan's spray is a small fresh meat in the entertainment industry - Wu Fan!
This little fresh meat Wu Fan is very popular now, and there are a lot of fans who like him, and not long ago he released an album called "Dark Night".
As soon as this album was released on Penguin Music, it sold more than 1 million in 10 minutes, 10 million in 10 hours, and 20 million in three days!
So far, the total sales of this album on the Penguin Music platform have exceeded 100 million yuan, and Wu Fan's "Dark Night" has become the first single sales and sales volume on the whole network, breaking the record and becoming the first digital album in the history of mainland music with sales exceeding 100 million yuan.
Of course, the reason why Zhang Fan sprayed this little fresh meat was not because he was jealous that this little fresh meat was more handsome than him, and the album sales were so high.
The reason why Zhang Fan sprayed this little fresh meat was because the brain-dead powder of this little fresh meat was too brain-dead.
In particular, most of the brain-dead fans of this little fresh meat are still some students, and these students can be said to have reached a point of unscrupulous means in order to sell Wu Fan's new album.
Some elementary school students even stole their parents' money in order to sell Wu Fan's new album.
Zhang Fan's fingers were beating quickly on the keyboard at this time.
At the beginning, this group of brain-dead fans was able to give him a few rounds!
As the battle progressed, these brain-dead powders were directly sprayed by him without a backhand.
Hehe, the tiger is not powerful, you and I are a sick cat.
I originally wanted to get along with you as an ordinary person, but now it's okay, I'm having a showdown, I'm not pretending, I'm a keyboard warrior, a keyboard warrior who has never lost.
Originally, I just wanted to have fun with you, but you had to force me to use all my strength.
Bang Bang Bang!
KO!
Zhang Fan typed the last letter on the keyboard, and this group of brainless fans had been beaten by him and had no power to fight back.
Zhang Fan's whole body spread back at this time, and the whole person sat on the chair and spun around, laughing happily.
Hehe, a group of elementary school chickens are really too weak in combat power, and they still want to fight with me.
You fell before I even started to shoot, and it was so boring.
To be honest, although he singled out a group of brainless fans this time, he didn't feel any pressure.
Although he won a group of brainless fans this time, Zhang Fan didn't have much joy in his heart at this time.
Because he has experienced battles like this too many times, and he has won battles like this too many times.
He was a little happy when he first won, but in the end he won more and more times, and now he is numb.
"Invincible is how, how lonely
What an invincibility is, how empty!"
Zhang Fan sat on the chair and spun around at this time, and sang happily by the way.
This song really fits his mood at this moment.
"For more than 30 years, I have killed all the enemies and defeated the heroes, and there is no resistance in the world, and there is nothing to do, but to live in seclusion in the deep valley and take the eagle as a friend. Woohoo, I can't get an opponent in my life, and I'm embarrassed to be lonely. The sword demon Dugu seeks defeat and is invincible in the world, but buries the sword in Si. Woohoo! The heroes bow their heads, the long swords are sharp, and they are not sad!"
Zhang Fan also understood a little at this time why Dugu would bury the sword in the empty valley when he was defeated.
Because invincible is really lonely.
I have also been on the Internet for more than ten years, killing all the trolls, losing into the bar, and the whole network is even more invincible.
Bite!
Zhang Fan's computer suddenly sounded at this time: "Your account has been reported by many netizens, and your account will be banned for thirty years!"
"Nima!"
When Zhang Fan heard this voice, he immediately felt that his whole person was crazy.
This group of brainless fans is too shameless, they can't talk about themselves, so they report their own accounts.
If you can't say it, just report it, it's clear that you can't afford to play.
Zhang Fan slapped his keyboard angrily at this time, and suddenly a lightning bolt entered through the window!
Zhang Fan only felt a terrible and desolate whistling sound ringing in his ears, it was difficult to accurately describe that feeling in words, and then he saw that the keyboard on the table turned into ashes little by little, and then his hand, and the annihilated part went up along the hand, and then he didn't know anything.
", God, I obviously didn't do anything bad, why did you use lightning to slash me?"
This was Zhang Fan's last thought, and then he completely lost consciousness.
I don't know how long it took, Zhang Fan felt that his surroundings were no longer chaotic at this time, and it was no longer dark, there seemed to be a faint light coming from his eyes, and people's conversations were coming from his ears.
"Damn, what's wrong with this guy? Why did he fall on the stage?"
"I don't know, maybe I'm too happy to win the award, right?"
", brother, I don't study much, don't lie to me, whoever wins the Golden Broom Award will be happy!"
"Not necessarily, maybe some people have weird hobbies!"
"Speaking of which, this Zhang Fan is also quite unlucky, obviously he played a role in "Demon City Fortress" that appeared for less than three minutes, in this movie, he is at most a soy sauce player, and he actually won this Golden Broom Award!"
"I think this guy has more acting skills than that little fresh meat Gao Tianyu no matter how bad his acting skills are, watching the whole movie, I only remember his sentence to shoot at me!"
"Hahaha, brother, we are really like-minded people, after watching the whole movie, I only remember one sentence, shoot at me!"
"Didn't you notice that when that little fresh meat Gao Tianyu shouted at me to open fire, that expression really looked like constipation!"
"Hahaha, I think this should be Gao Tianyu to win this Golden Broom Award is really deserved!"
"Alas, there's no way, who makes the family have capital behind it? This Zhang Fan is a top bag, but he can't complain about others, he is a small game anchor, and he has no background, so he dares to come to the entertainment industry to mix?
......
Zhang Fan was confused when he heard it, what a golden broom award, what a mess, now it's really the style of the world, people's hearts are not ancient, this group of people chewing their tongues on the side doesn't know how to call an ambulance, when I wake up, I must expose it on the Internet and condemn your shameless behavior!
Zhang Fan slowly opened his eyes and saw that he seemed to be on a stage at this time, and all the people sitting around him were some!
Zhang Fan suddenly looked confused.
Who am I?
Where am I from?
Where am I going?
Zhang Fan immediately issued three philosophical questions at this time!
"Teacher Zhang Fan, are you okay?"
At this time, a host with a microphone ran to his side and asked with a little concern.
Zhang Fan slowly opened his eyes at this time, but he still felt that his head was confused.
Zhang Fan shook his head violently at this time and asked, "Handsome guy, can I ask where this is?"
The host looked at Zhang Fan with a shocked gaze, but still said slowly: "Teacher Zhang Fan, you are now at the scene of our award ceremony for today's broom award, just now when it was your turn to give your acceptance speech, you suddenly fainted, do you feel that something is wrong with you now?"
"If there is nothing to do, you can stand up and continue to give your acceptance speech, of course, even if you have something, standing up and giving an acceptance speech will not delay you for a few minutes!"
Golden Broom Award?
Acceptance speech?
Zhang Fan suddenly felt confused at this time.
What is this?
The scene of the Golden Broom Award Ceremony was broadcast live on the whole network, so at this time, many netizens on the Internet watched the live award ceremony through the live broadcast.
After all, the fame of the golden broom in the entertainment industry is even greater than the fame of the Golden Dragon and Gold Tiger Awards!
However, just when Zhang Fan, the winner of this year's Golden Broom Award, delivered his acceptance speech, the winner didn't know what was going on and suddenly fainted.
This incident suddenly caused an uproar on the Internet.
"Damn, what's going on? Why did this person faint all of a sudden?"
"Can anyone tell me who this man is? He's pretty handsome, but he's a star? How come I've never heard of this guy?"
"Why did he win the Golden Broom? Did he act in any movie? Why haven't I seen it?"
"Hey, I remembered, I said why does he look so familiar, he seems to have been a game streamer before, and then came and went to the entertainment industry to develop!"
"Yes, yes, I heard that when he broadcast the last game, he bragged that he would be a big star in the future, and said that even if he starved to death, even if he jumped off the cliff, he would never come back to play the game live!"
"Damn, I didn't expect it to be our Tiger Brother, I didn't expect our Tiger Brother to enter the entertainment industry in less than a few months, and he won the award so quickly, it's really amazing!"
"Hey, why do you say Brother Tiger can't think about it so much, don't do it as a good game anchor, go to be a star, I remember that he played the game quite well, and his game level has almost reached the level of a professional player!"
"Alas, then you don't understand, after becoming a star, you can have a lot of female fans, and then you can ask female fans out for tea every day!"
"Can't you have a lot of fans when you are an anchor? This tiger brother was very famous in the game industry before, and I heard that he has a lot of fans!"
"There are a lot of fans, but they are all male fans, even if these male fans are willing to sell their chrysanthemums, Brother Tiger doesn't necessarily want it!"
"Woo woo woo, this is not the car to the kindergarten to put me down!"
"Look, look, Brother Tiger is standing up!"
......
In the process of standing up just now, Zhang Fan had already accepted all the memories in his mind.
At this time, he finally understood that he had crossed over, and to be precise, it should have been soul piercing.
He slowly figured out why he was standing here.
The original owner of this body is a college student, and he hasn't graduated from college yet, so he seems to be in his senior year this year.
The original owner of this body can be said to be very smart since he was a child, but unfortunately he is obsessed with online games, but in the end he was admitted to Beijing Normal University.
However, after going to college, the original owner of this body nested in the dormitory all day playing games, and basically went to sleep in class.
Now that I'm in my senior year, many people are either going to graduate school or going out to find a job, and the original owner of this body is still reviewing for the make-up exam.
The original owner of this body originally did a good job as a game streamer, but I don't know why, and suddenly I had the idea of wanting to be a star.
Thereupon. The original owner of this body used himself as a game anchor to earn millions, and found himself a supporting role in a big-budget movie.
This movie is known as the largest science fiction movie in the whole of China, and this movie has invested 600 million, so when it was not released, it had already aroused the expectations of the whole network.
The original owner of this body also got a role in this movie, although he is not the protagonist, but it is good to be able to play a small supporting role in a movie with such a big investment.
And this movie is naturally the reason why he won the Golden Broom Award!
Originally, everyone thought that this "Demon Capital Fortress" with an investment of 600 million yuan would definitely be a huge success.
As a result, after the movie was released, it directly slapped everyone in the face.
After the release of this movie "Magic Capital Fortress", it can be said that there were a lot of bad reviews, and in the end, this big-budget movie with an investment of 600 million only received less than 200 million at the box office.
This movie can be said to have lost all the pants that have lost money on investment housing.
The rating of this movie "Fortress of the Demon Capital" is less than three points.
Whether it is from the box office or from the rating, "Magic City Fortress" can be said to be a bad movie among bad movies.
Many people say that the movie "Magic City Fortress" directly closed the door to Chinese science fiction movies.
As the leading actor of the science fiction movie "Demon Capital Fortress", Gao Tianyu took nearly 200 million yuan in salary directly with this movie.
Such a high salary can be said to have broken the salary record of domestic actors.
However, after the release of the movie "In the Magic Capital Castle", Gao Tianyu's acting skills in this movie can be said to be miserable.
Gao Tianyu originally played a soldier in the movie Demon Capital Fortress, but in order to protect his hairstyle, he didn't even shave his head and still maintained his previous hairstyle.
So after the movie "Demon Capital Fortress" hit the streets, Gao Tianyu can be said to have been ridiculed by netizens.
Today's Golden Broom Award should be received by Gao Tianyu, after all, he is the starring actor of the movie "Demon City Fortress".
But who makes the family have capital behind it?
And he, an eighteenth-tier actor with no background and no connections, naturally became the scapegoat of Gao Tianyu, the little fresh meat, and received the Golden Broom Award for him.
After figuring out all this, Zhang Fan not only sighed for a while, he was really unlucky, and he had to take the blame for others when he first came.