Chapter 106: Shocking Fart
Chapter 106: Shocking Fart
Angel took off her coat and changed into a pink bikini swimsuit, then jumped into the water with a pop, splashing a wave that almost overturned Lu Xiaoran. Library >
Surrounded by the beauty of nature, Lu Xiaoran and An Qi are laughing and playing in the water.
This made Lu Xiaoran suddenly feel like he had returned to his childhood, the kind of unrestrained happiness that was free from the hustle and bustle, just like now, with Anqi, thinking about nothing, simple happiness.
Lu Xiaoran and An Qi swam in the water for a while, and then dived in the center of the lake, enjoying the world of the two, in this hot summer, being able to soak in the lake like this, this is really cool.
He suddenly had a gurgling sound in his stomach, probably because he had eaten too many peanuts in the morning, and his stomach couldn't bear it, and a splash of water was churning in the water.
Lu Xiaoran let out a long fart in the water, and then his face was full of satisfied expressions.
When he opened his eyes, he found that An Qi had been staring at him, and Lu Xiaoran was a little embarrassed.
An Qi looked at the splash that Lu Xiaoran farted at the bottom of the water, and said, "What are you doing?"
Lu Xiaoran's face was flushed, and he said, "I farted just now, hehe, I ate too many peanuts in the morning."
Angel nodded, then frowned, and said, "Well, I also eat peanuts, and I also fart"
After she finished speaking, she was short in the water, and then Lu Xiaoran heard a gurgling sound similar to a boiler about to explode, and then he felt a powerful explosive force under the water rushing straight up.
"Boom" There was a loud sound of water splashing, and a huge wave several meters high splashed around An Qi's body, mixed with countless bubbles and splashes, stirring up a circle of huge ripples, and this huge wave directly hit Lu Xiaoran
Rush out.
"Ahh
poured.
An Qi's face was full of satisfaction, and she smiled the same as Lu Xiaoran.
Lu Xiaoran sat up, spit out a big mouthful of water, and then wiped a handful of water on his face, a few big carp fluttered on the shore, and there were many river crabs spitting bubbles on the shore, it seemed that this shore
's seafood is all made Angel's fart collapse.
However, the power of Angel's fart is not inferior to the power of a few grenade explosions.
Lu Xiaoran was wondering if Angel's bikini bottoms had collapsed.
He picked up a live fish with both hands and shouted at Angel in the lake, "Come on, daughter-in-law, come up and eat seafood!"
In this way, Anqi went ashore, Lu Xiaoran set up a bonfire, and the two of them sat on the shore with their clothes on, and they roasted fish and crabs on the shore during the good time of noon.
"You should have told me you were going to fart... I almost didn't crash to death," Lu Xiaoran turned the grilled fish rack and said with an aggrieved expression.
"Didn't you say it too, I'll say it in advance next time" Angel smiled softly, her hair wet and a little innocent.
At this time, a faint cry for help sounded in the distance, as if someone had fallen into the water.
"Help! Help... Hell... I..."
Lu Xiaoran heard the cry for help, stood up suddenly, and was about to jump into the water, Angel held him down, she took off her coat, jumped into the water with a pop, and shuttled rapidly in the water
Swim in the direction of the cry for help.
After a while, Lu Xiaoran saw An Qi dragging a person back, and Lu Xiaoran hurriedly went into the water and hit the handle, dragging the person ashore.
The one who fell into the water was an old man, wearing a big straw hat, who had choked on the water and fainted.
Angel lay the old man flat on the shore and smashed it in a circle on the old man's stomach.
"Oh mom!" the old man spat out a large mouthful of water, sat up with a rub, and seemed to be fine.
Lu Xiaoran squatted beside the old man, patted him on the back, and said with concern: "Old man, are you okay, why did you fall into the water?"
The old man seemed to be relieved, looked at Lu Xiaoran, and slowly took a sip of the Northeast flavor and said, "I'm a fisherman, I just laid a net in the water, good guy, I don't know which one is missing."
De's stuff used a bomb to collapse the fish, okay, a big wave slapped my boat to a mess, and I also slapped it away, these things lack morality, why are they not good, damn it
Fish, I almost died here!"
Lu Xiaoran almost laughed and looked at Anqi, who also looked at herself with a smile.
The old man looked at Lu Xiaoran and An Qi, and said gratefully, "Young man, eldest girl, thank you two for saving my life... Hey, if it weren't for you, I'd have drowned."
Lu Xiaoran waved his hand and said, "The old man is serious, no, we are also playing in the water, and I don't know which immoral thing used a bomb to collapse the fish, and it collapsed the shore for us, and the fish and."
The crabs are all collapsing," he said, gesturing to the rack where the fish were grilling.
The old man also smiled helplessly, stood up, and said, "Hey, there are all kinds of people, young man, why are you and this big girl playing in the mountains?"
"Isn't this just a picture of being quiet, hehe" Lu Xiaoran smiled.
"It's clean, young man, it's not that my old man speaks ugly, this mountain is not good, wild beasts are infested, no one usually dares to come, it's very evil, it's better to leave as soon as possible."
Lu Xiaoran smiled, but An Qi accosted, "Old man, did you say that no one came on this mountain? Why?"
The old man wiped the water on his face and said slowly: "Don't you know, big girl, many hunters have died on this mountain before, and then because of the accident, the mountain was sealed, and since then."
After that, few people came, and I was also close to this place for fishing, but I didn't expect to let the fish explode to me here, it's really unlucky."
An Qi showed an imperceptible smile on her face after hearing this, and then said to the old man who was fishing, "Old man, thank you, we will leave in a while, don't stay here longer"
The old man who was fishing smiled after hearing this, "Yes, what I said is all good things, young man and girl, my old man left first, you should pay more attention."
Lu Xiaoran and An Qi both nodded in unison, and then watched the old man walk away.
"Hey, that's good, you're a fried fish, haha" Lu Xiaoran said with a hippie smile.
Angel packed her things up and extinguished the campfire. Said with a serious face, "Let's go"
"What are you doing? We're going home now?"
"No, it's going to the mountains" An Qi said with a smile, and Lu Xiaoran was shocked when she heard it.
"What!?Go to the mountains? Didn't you hear the old man? The mountains are dangerous!"
Angel picked up her travel bag and walked forward on her own, saying, "Then you stay here, I'll go up by myself."
How could Lu Xiaoran stay by himself, he hurriedly put on half of his sleeves and followed Anqi, and headed towards the mountain not far ahead.
Walking into this mountain, there is a feeling that you can't distinguish between day and night, because the mountains are covered by trees, tall trees and plants block the sun, and the whole mountain looks gloomy, as if too
It's like the sun is about to set.
From time to time, there are unknown animals flying through the woods, and there are many kingfishers on the trees, which is a bit of a primeval forest.
An Qi dragged a thick wooden stick and held it in his hand, clearing weeds and thorns in front, and Lu Xiaoran followed closely behind.
"Where are we going?" Lu Xiaoran asked from behind.
"Just walk, you'll know when you get there," Angel said as she swept the weeds with a stick.
After walking like this for more than ten minutes, Angel poked the stick to the ground and pointed to a large open space in front of her, with a satisfied smile on her face.
"That's it"
Lu Xiaoran looked at this relatively flat space and asked Anqi puzzled, "What are we doing here?"
Angel smiled, did not speak, but spread her hand, only to see a palm-sized black crystal spinning rapidly in her hand, emitting a black light.
She walked to the front of the clearing, crouched down, and put the black crystal on the ground, and a miracle happened.
I saw a sudden rumbling sound in the clearing, as if the excavator was working, and the noise was very harsh.
The black crystal suddenly swelled up like a Rubik's cube, constantly changing, slowly getting taller and bigger, and Angel also retreated.
The surrounding trees were crushed to both sides by the suddenly larger giant, and the gradual rumbling stopped, and what appeared in front of Lu Xiaoran was like a three-story majestic villa.
The villa is dark brown all around, a bit close to the color of the tree trunk, and the whole building has a European style, which is very gorgeous.
Lu Xiaoran was surprised and delighted, he ran to the villa and touched the wall of the villa in disbelief.
"It's... It's amazing..."Lu Xiaoran sighed as he touched the hard brick wall.
Angel looked at him with a smile and said, "What's so amazing, the future technology is very advanced, these are very common, this is just a folding portable villa"
Lu Xiaoran looked at the door of the villa excitedly, turned back to An Qi with a smile and said, "Is this true?
An Qi nodded with a smile, and then pushed the door first, and Lu Xiaoran also followed.
The inside of the villa is the same as normal, soft Simmons, LCD TV, kitchen, bedroom, bathroom, these are the same as normal villas.
Lu Xiaoran was very excited to move around, and An Qi stood in front of him with a smile and a shoulder hugging.
"Daughter-in-law... Why did you come up with this villa? We can't live in the deep mountains and old forests," Lu Xiaoran said.
"It's off the beaten track, no one comes, and I've been looking for a place like this in case I want to stay here in the future," Angel said with a smile.
It turned out that Angel had planned it early, Lu Xiaoran thought to himself, but he didn't dare to ask about the future, so he had to continue to visit the villa.
An Qi and Lu Xiaoran came from the villa, An Qi stood in front of the villa, put her hand on a sensor-like thing on the door of the villa, and saw that many vines suddenly grew around the villa, entangled
The villa is wrapped in a very lush and green color to the original brown villa.
After An Qi finished doing this, he carried his backpack and pulled Lu Xiaoran back, saying as he walked, "In this way, the villa is hidden, if we want to come here to live in the future, we can come at any time."
After listening to An Qi's words, Lu Xiaoran always felt that the future was under An Qi's control, and the things she was doing now were all preparing for the future, and he was still confused, very much
Headache, what is this paradise villa for?