Chapter 392: You have small breasts, don't speak
"You're all whorewolves!" said Kiruno, who had been treated so unfairly for a long time, that she felt so sad and indignant that she ran away crying. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Ahh......hh When the corner of my eye caught sight of the stupid foursome who had come to congratulate me, I knew I was saved, "Hey, Miski, whoever you go and take care of that fool for me!"
"Oh, got it!" the goblin waved at me and ran in the direction where Kirino had left, and I could go and change into my best man outfit with confidence, hopefully...... Don't be a weird outfit with the word 'wolf' written on your chest.
Locker room (temporary erection type, for men)
"Hey, I said, aren't you dressed yet?" Kagagawa looked at his watch, he had been waiting for me outside the door for ten minutes, and it stands to reason that he should have finished taking a shower.
"Again...... Wait a minute...... This...... This dog's day top is a little ...... "I'm not Schwarzenegger...... I don't have as developed pectoralis major muscles as him, but I'm not a thin man, and I'm a burly body type anyway, but now I'm going to stuff it into Rinnosuke's size of clothes, which can't help but make me glad I didn't eat much for breakfast," the most ...... The last button......" I tugged at my clothes with all my might trying to button the last button on my chest, "my belly is too big to tuck in...... What should I do if my sternum is bigger than this dress......"
"So small?" Kagagawa could hear my low voice outside the house, and he couldn't help but wonder, is the best man's dress for me so small......?" Hey, I'll go inside!" Kagagawa shouted, pushed the door in, and saw me struggling with the blouse, "I'll go...... This dress...... It's not the right dress!"
"What's the matter?" I almost snapped the button on.
"Uh, don't be angry when I say it, I got the wrong clothes for you, this was originally a Fujiwara girl's red groom dress, made according to her body shape, you can put it on...... That's the weird thing. "Kagagawa obviously wanted to say 'there are ghosts' at first, but it seems that because of the influence of a mysterious force, he finally changed his statement (obviously afraid that Suika would go crazy, although Kagagawa didn't know Suika at all at this time, but ...... Suika's murderous aura has filled Gensokyo because I repeatedly mention ghosts. However, Kagagawa seems to have overlooked one problem, and that is ...... I was mad and he couldn't afford to mess with me.
"I'm not angry...... Don't get angry...... Don't get angry...... How can I not be angry!" I filled the coffee table of my mind with cups, and then lifted it vigorously, and then put it away, and lifted it again, and repeated it more than ten times before I threw the salt in my hand on the ground fiercely, "You have three seconds to get the right clothes!
"It's coming. Kagagawa dropped his clothes almost at a flash speed, "You wear ...... slowly"
"Get out of here......" I kicked him out and slowly began to change his clothes.
Compared to the chaos in the men's locker room, the women's locker room is much more harmonious.
"I said......" Reizen had already put on a layer of light makeup by Kaguya at this time, which looked quite different from the past, "Princess, I still don't understand why I am a bridesmaid?
"Ahem...... That's a good question...... "Kaguya coughed dryly and put down the fat powder in his hand (after all, it's Shangshang Shang...... Centuries of makeup,Naturally, it's all old things.,New gadgets Kaguya won't be used.,Do you think Kaguya usually wears makeup when you're at home?)," You naturally also know that in the entire Gensokyo Township, looking at the surrounding ten villages and eight stores, there are only a few people who can stand at the same level as Qin Yueyang, Yakumo Purple, Yonglin, Kazami Yuka, Riluoin Yan, and the Ibuki Tsuika who just joined, don't look at me, this matter was told to me by Yonglin, and Ibuki Tsuika is impossible in the first place, because her official joining ceremony is still after Mei Hong's wedding, and Riluo Courtyard is not good, because after all, she is not familiar, and Kazami Yuka is acting as a priest, so only Yakumo Purple and Yonglin are left, Yakumo Purple is the one you know......”
"Well, you don't have to go into detail about that, but ...... Isn't it okay to be a master?" Reizen's ears were bent into a question mark.
"About that...... Reizen, have you heard of prostate brakes...... Ahh......h Still unable to fight against Yonglin's permanent H-class CUP, unless...... Yonglin will sag later, but this possibility ...... Isn't it the same as nothing, it hasn't sagged a little in hundreds of millions of years...... Don't ask me how I know!
“...... I understand...... "Reizen looked down at his chest, not small, but compared to those odd rulers, there was no room to steal the spotlight at all, "Although I know that this is the truth, I still feel hurt." "A bright red -999 floated on Reisen's head.
"What do you have to get hurt? Doesn't Qin Yueyang like you like this!" As a result, Kaguya became angry, "Originally, I was the most suitable bridesmaid in this order! As a result, Yakumo Zi's stupid bird said that I didn't steal the show, but my washboard couldn't hold up the bridesmaid dress she had prepared! My day she was the first person! That damn stinky old lady! Oops!" As soon as Kaguya said this, he was inexplicably slapped on the head, and a blood-red -9999 floated up.
"Uh...... Princess-sama?" Reisen actually saw the gap flash just now, but Kaguya had already been beaten before he could be reminded.
"*** Yakumo Zi has a kind of single-handedness!" "Kaguya's anger today seems to be very big, and he actually called Yakumo Zi directly, "You old virgin, don't hide and hide, come out!"
"Speak as if you're not an old virgin......" Yakumo's voice drifted in from all directions at the same time, making it impossible for Kaguya to tell the right direction.
"! If I hadn't planned to get married at all, I would have married out early!" Kaguya finally admitted, the so-called five problems that killed Fujiwara and others back then were originally Kaguya's problems in order not to get married, after all, ...... Those five things are actually on herself, so why do you need others to find them.