☆、0601_Tell a joke

The time when the communication came was strange, which reminded me of the black history not long ago, and the person who dialed the communication was also strange, it was the elder brother.

I was worried about some emergency, but as soon as the screen opened and I saw his face, I knew that this guy was here to amuse me again.

"I'll tell you a joke. As soon as the senior brother opened his mouth, he said that he was really not serious.

Me: "You say." "As long as it's not telling my jokes, I can listen to them.

Senior Brother: "Just now, Elder Guanghe cried with Elder Hui Mushroom. ”

As soon as I was excited, the residual drowsiness was immediately gone, and I looked at him vigilantly.

The senior brother raised his hand and made a light pressure movement: "Ouch, it's okay, you can continue to be confused." While you are indeed the initiator of the joke, the joke itself has nothing to do with you. ”

The elder brother didn't sell it, and then said to me:

Elder Guanghe cried to Elder Hui Mushroom: "I made a joke with Pei Lin to make him relax, but he got angry instead. Hey, you said that there are so many disciples in the sect, his peers, senior brothers and sisters, brothers and sisters, and even you, often make fun of his appearance, why do I make him angry when I tease him with this? He was really angry, and immediately complained to Pei Ji. Pei Ji also came to warn me immediately, and asked me not to be disrespectful to the old man. ”

Elder Hui Mushroom stared at Elder Guanghe for a moment before he spoke: "Maybe it's because of his face." Do you have to make yourself look like a bad old man? It's okay to make it like this, and you still use this face to make fun of the beauty? Don't say that Pei Lin wants to be angry, I can't bear it. ”

Elder Guanghe: "...... Is this kind of judging people by their appearance what they should say during the transformation period?"

Elder Hui Mushroom: "It's unfortunate that the little guy you are laughing at is just a foundation building period, and he hasn't completely ignored his appearance. And maybe because I usually look at myself too much, my tolerance for ugliness is a little low, and my tolerance for ugliness is even lower. I said that if you choose this kind of look, can you not be so sloppy? And the expression is not right, deliberately making this kind of dirty look, considering that it is born from the heart, if I hadn't known you for so many years, I would really want to beat you out. Don't cry! Our boss only feels ashamed to cry, and you cry so much that you want to stop crying. ”

Elder Guanghe: "Yes...... Is it so bad?"

Elder Hui Mushroom: "It sucks. Get out of here, don't defile my library. ”

Elder Guanghe walked out in despair, and Elder Hui Mushroom added: "However, the fundamental reason why Pei Lin dislikes your jokes is that the generation gap is too deep. What you think is a joke, he seems to be offended. The old thing is to serve the old, don't joke nonsense, just say things seriously, so that people will not be misunderstood. ”

Elder Guanghe was shocked: "I just chose the appearance of an old man, but in fact, ......"

Elder Hui Mushroom: "Actually, it's just an old man. It's an old thing in the god stage, and I still think I'm so young. In our entire sect, there is only one Qi Xi who can be described as young. Everything else, including me, is old stuff. Not to mention that you're a generation older than me. ”

After the senior brother finished explaining the process, he said, "Then Elder Guanghe floated away like a wandering spirit. I guess he didn't have the heart to joke with you again during the whole mission, he must have said something and completed the task. I also think that Elder Hirowa's sense of humor is very distorted, and his jokes always make people want to cover his sack. Elder Hui Mushroom is really beautiful. ”

☆、0602_Tranquility

Hmm...... "Isn't it okay to talk about the elders behind your back?"

Senior Brother: "I was standing so conspicuously in the library at the time, and they didn't drive me away, of course, they just acquiesced that this matter was not a secret. ”

Wait a minute, they just default that you can audit, but not that you can spread it around?...... Well, with the gossip transmission mode of this sect, it may also be passed on by default.

Senior Brother: "So for the sake of the peace of your mission this time, you must not apologize to Elder Guanghe in person again tomorrow." It's enough to send a message to express sincerity, don't do more, otherwise Elder Guanghe will float up again. Save your in-person apology for coming along after the mission is complete. ”

Me: "...... How do you know I've sent an apology? You just happened to see it again?" "Why have I been being watched lately?"

Big Brother: "Not really. I'm just surmising based on what I know about you, and I'm just hit again. The main reason is that Senior Brother Lin, you are too sincere, and your behavior pattern is very easy to grasp. ”

...... Let's change the subject. Me: "What the hell is this mission?"

Senior Brother: "Your technique of changing the topic is really a failure for more than ten years. You know I won't answer the question?"

I...... I cut off the communication.

Then I sank back into the water and looked through the refraction to see the water lilies of different colors. I have discovered that each flower breathes slightly differently, but they affect each other to form an ensemble. I didn't use my spiritual power to explore the situation inside the water lily, but only rubbed the frequency of its breathing, and once again established a model diagram of the lotus group in my brain.

When I was established, I also imagined a little that this time it would bring a breakthrough and let me enter the pinnacle of foundation building, but it was only a little fantasy. When it didn't happen, I wasn't disappointed, I just had a sense of 'it happened.'"

Since Elder Hirowa said the time of his next visit, I set the alarm clock when I went into the water before, and a quarter of an hour before Elder Hirowa came, the alarm clock rang, and I came out of the water, dried myself with the hairball, and then waited for Elder Hirowa's arrival.

☆、0603_ petals

When Elder Guanghe appeared, he looked at me with obvious anticipation.

...... Elder Hui Mushroom is right, Elder Guanghe's appearance is really hurtful, why would a good power make himself like this? I have seen a lot of straight male aesthetics, but others are raunchy at best, Elder Guanghe is completely deliberately pretending to be ugly and does not think it is ugly - he even uses this appearance to sell cute.

What kind of psychology is this?

In Elder Guanghe's expectant eyes, I saluted slightly: "I don't know if I have completed the task of playing with me, but what should I do next?"

"......," Elder Guanghe coughed lightly, "Let's pick off all the petals and sort them." Divided into several categories, you can do it yourself, and you can also look at the classification standards. ”

Me: "Excuse me, since it's a serial mission, whether it succeeds or fails, am I past the first one?"

Elder Guanghe: "I won't tell you this. In this mission, all your questions will not be answered. Off-site calls for help are also prohibited. ”

It's like I'm asking for help, and someone will answer me. Except for a few elders who know the situation of this mission, they are probably senior brothers, and it is likely that even the mission department is confused or ignorant of this matter, who can I find for the answer?

I turned to face the water lily, influenced by the ice lotus flower before, and now my first reaction to the mention of classification is to sort by refinement. However, this water lily is a real flower, and the petals are not the whole flower, so continue the memory of breathing in the water lily before, and divide it according to the breathing rate.

With that in mind, I ended up dividing the petals into eleven piles.

Elder Guanghe didn't make an evaluation, took me to the Instrument Cultivation Peak again, rented a refining room that focused on ice aura, and said to me, "Refine a set of eleven artifacts." No main material is added other than these petals. There shall be no more than three types of auxiliary materials. Tell me what collateral you need in ten minutes, and I'll leave when it's over, as if you don't need collateral. I know you have a lot of material in your storage, but you are not allowed to use it except for what I explicitly said was allowed. ”

How can I not think about it too much?

Me: "Can you use the leaves, roots, etc. of the plant to which these petals belong?"

Elder Guanghe: "No. ”

Me: "I'm going to use the Flame Stone." ”

Elder Guanghe: "Yes, is there anything else?"

I thought about it and shook my head: "No need. "I don't waste materials to refine anything advanced with this bit of refining fur, I can use up all the petals.

Elder Guanghe: "It's still a day from now, and I'll come back then, and the Ice Flame Stone will be delivered soon." ”

☆, 0604_refining

As soon as the elder gave the order, I received twelve Ice Flame Stones......

Hey, you're asking for this to be just a supplementary material, why are you sending so many of them over? One by one, one by one, one more piece to the set? If you dare to use the Ice Flame Stone in the normal foundation building period, you will definitely be punished for planting the Ice Flame Stone.

But since you sent it, I'll take it, use one piece, and collect eleven pieces for later use - collecting fetishness is never too much material.

In line with the self-positioning of 'I am a sword cultivator', I planned to put the petals back together in the shape of a lotus flower, and then connect them into a set of lotus flowers, and it just so happened that I found that the combination of petals in each pile of eleven piles was enough to form a lotus flower with no sense of disobedience - that is, the petals had more layers to make the flower look thick, but the size combination of the petals was appropriate.

Exactly eleven times, maybe it's not exact? It's the rules of the heap, right?

Of course, only the petals are put together, and the inside is hollow, I thought about stuffing it with ice flame stone, but I still felt that it was too wasteful, so I pasted some petals to block the gap so that the outside could not see the hollow inside.

The thread that connects the petals together is, of course, my spiritual power, and I have been proficient in this aspect when I studied the Ice Lotus, and I am now very handy at using it. In half a day, I had already refined eleven thick lotus flowers.

Then I put the largest of them aside, and the remaining ten were composed of three, four, and three to form three planes parallel to the ground, one square and two triangles. Then the planes of the four flowers are centered, and the planes of the two three flowers are placed on the top and bottom of the four planes, which are symmetrically distributed. The distance between the three planes and the four planes is half the diagonal length of the four planes.

After the ten flowers were arranged, I placed the largest lotus flower in the center of the four planes. The Flame Stone hangs above the largest one.

Under the control of spiritual power, the flames in the Ice Flame Stone became more and more vigorous, and the outer layer of the ice shell melted into water vapor, attached to the petals of each lotus, until the ice shell completely melted, and the flames in it fell to the largest lotus, and in an instant, the largest lotus flower burned, and then the other ten also burned, only for a moment, the flames disappeared, and the eleven lotus flowers were still intact.

Ritual instruments.