Chapter 18: A Crashing English Lesson
"Alright, this class is almost over. But I didn't teach you anything in this class, so," Lin Ping smiled slightly, "I think I need to continue to teach English in the next class, and formally teach English textbook knowledge to make up for the time wasted in this class." ”
"Ahh
"Well, I've heard the cheers of your hearts, and I've decided so happily. Lin Ping closed the book and walked out of the classroom to take a rest.
In this class, because Lin Ping did not teach the knowledge in the textbook, he got three F's plus a total of F's, and finally got 0 points.
However, Lin Ping didn't care, in this class, Lin Ping not only changed the students' hostile to English, but also ensured and carried forward their patriotic feelings, which could not be exchanged for no matter how many points.
"Whew-"
Lin Ping stretched out beautifully, looking at the blue sky, the emerald green mountains and the fluttering five-star red flag. He felt a lot of emotion in his heart, his eyes flew up to the sky with his heart and looked down on this world, feeling that the air was filled with a red breath, like a thin light veil, and like a layer of mist, inhaled into the nose, intoxicating.
No matter what, to be able to live in this rolling red dust is the great happiness of the world, even if life is difficult, there will always be a hopeful tomorrow.
"Teacher, teacher!"
At this time, Liu Dazhu and several of his elementary school students ran over.
"What's wrong?"
"We want to hear from you, too. ”
"Yes, we also want to hear Mr. Lin's lecture!"
Several children said with anticipation.
It turned out that the class time on Mr. Ma's side and Lin Ping's side was not the same, and just now they got out of class early, several elementary school students were lying at the door listening to Lin Ping's lecture. They were attracted by Lin Ping's eloquent narration and passionate lecture style, and although they couldn't understand what Mr. Lin was talking about, they felt that it sounded very forced.
"Take Teacher Ma's class well, and when you go to junior high school, I can teach you. Lin Ping smiled and took off the cobwebs on Liu Dazhu's sleeve that he didn't know where to rub from.
When class time came, Lin Ping returned to the classroom, and the five students had already sat down obediently, although they said that they did not want to let this class have English class, they still waited for Lin Ping to start the lecture with a straight mouth.
"Okay, I nagged you for a lesson in the last class, is there anyone who doesn't want to learn English now?" Lin Ping smiled and looked at the five children, all of whom now had green lights above their heads.
Liu Weiguo frowned and said embarrassedly: "After your teaching, teacher, I can't say I hate it now, but I can't say I like it." ”
"It's for the best. Lin Ping said softly.
"Me too, I'm still a little scared of learning English. Li Shulin scratched his head.
"Don't be afraid, cowardice before fighting, but this is not my Chinese man's demeanor, my Chinese man should face difficulties, and the brave will win when they meet on a narrow road. Lin Ping encouraged.
"Okay, now let's open the textbook, officially start learning English, and shoot at imperialism!" Lin Ping shouted with his right hand.
"Down with imperialism!" Liu Xiangqian below was very cooperative.
"Yes, what is English? English is a paper tiger, are you afraid of paper tigers?" Lin Ping began to write on the blackboard.
"Don't be afraid!" shouted the children.
After Lin Tablet finished a paragraph of English, he suddenly remembered something, turned around and asked casually: "By the way, do you know how many English letters there are?"
Five children, you look at me, I look at you, looking at each other with a confused expression.
At this time, Liu Qingmei raised her hand and said, "Teacher, I know. ”
"Well, I'm sure you know, don't say it yet, I'll test the four of them. Lin Ping looked at the other four with a confused expression, and a sense of foreboding rose in his heart.
"Teacher, I know, 28. Liu Xiangqian said unashamedly.
I'm dizzy.
Lin Ping felt that his head was big.
", it's obviously 34!" Liu Weiguo on the side said righteously.
Lin Ping wanted to laugh, but he had to endure it.
"You're just talking nonsense, 34 That's 34 provinces, municipalities, and autonomous regions in my country! There are 28 English letters!" Liu Xiangqian slammed back.
"Impossible, I remember that there are 34 English letters!" Liu Weiguo retorted unconvinced, but his confidence was obviously insufficient.
So, the two of them began to flip through the book while arguing.
"Poof......
Lin Ping finally couldn't hold it anymore, and couldn't help laughing, what he thought in his heart was: Please don't show off.
"You two, one is five eight, one is forty, half a catty is eight taels, don't turn it over, Liu Qingmei, you tell them how many. Lin Ping stopped the meaningless argument between Liu Xiangqian and Liu Weiguo.
Liu Qingmei hesitated for a moment, seemed to count silently in her heart, and then said uncertainly: "Twenty-six, right? ”
"Great, very right. Lin Ping gave a praising affirmation to Liu Qingmei's answer.
"You four, remember it for me, it's 26 English letters, don't be admitted to high school and enter college in the future, you don't know how many English letters there are, don't go out and don't say that I taught junior high school English, I can't afford to lose that person. ”
Lin Ping said that he was about to turn around and continue to write on the board, when he suddenly realized something, turned around and asked, "Do you know which 26 they are?"
"I know. "Liu Xiangqian is as active as ever.
Students like Liu Xiangqian have one or two in almost every class, they are very active, they like to be reckless, they always like to rush to answer questions, whether they are true or fake, they like to be blind and positive, which makes people love and hate.
It's annoying, but without this kind of person, the classroom atmosphere can't be lively.
"Okay, you can carry it for me. "Lin Ping's adult beauty, since you like to be a bird so much, I will give you a chance to perform.
Liu Xiangqian stood up, scratched his head, flipped through the textbook, and said, "Ah, broadcast, time, get ......"
"Stop, stop!" Lin Ping hurriedly stopped, "What are you memorizing? Are you memorizing English?"
"That's right. Liu Xiangqian apparently did not recognize his mistake.
"The Chinese pronunciation you memorize at this time, I let you say the English pronunciation, A, B, C, D! instead of ah, broadcast, time, and ......."
"Oooh. Liu Xiangqian touched the back of his head, looking embarrassed, "I'...... I can't remember this completely. ”
"It's okay, you can carry as much as you want. ”
In the end, Liu Xiangqian stumbled and memorized more than a dozen, and then he couldn't make it up again.
Lin Ping knew that this group of children had poor English, but he never expected it to be so bad, so bad that he couldn't even memorize 26 English letters.
I can't recognize all the letters, let alone phonetic transcription and pronunciation.
"Okay, let's put away the English books for the first year of junior high school. Lin Ping reluctantly erased the contents of the board just now.
"Great, teacher, don't you speak English?" asked Li Shulin innocently and honestly.
"Oh, think beautifully. Lin Ping said while writing 26 English letters on the blackboard, "I am teaching you English from scratch, starting with the alphabet and phonetic transcription. By the way, do you know what phonetic transcription is?"
The five students shook their heads in unison, none of them had heard of them.
Lin Ping said helplessly: "Phonetic transcription is the English pronunciation symbol, just like Chinese characters have pinyin, and English also has phonetic transcription." ”
"Is it so amazing?" Li Shulin had a surprised expression on his face.
Lin Ping said helplessly: "You guys are even more amazing." ”