☆、06208-Passing is good news

That seems to be too much of an out-of-the-box. If I don't think much about it, will it hurt you? For example, when I say that cats have low IQs, I don't really mean to diverge, I just want to comment on the cats that communicate with me.

Maoqiu: "Then why do you immediately think that I may have been hurt by my soul after objectively and simply evaluating it? Because you don't trust my ability to bear it? If you say that Pei Bing is stupid, you will definitely not explain to Pei Bing that you have no malicious intent." ”

Pei Kong: "Excessive care and carefulness is distrust." ”

Me: "Maoqiu, do you believe that your cultivation can always be at the same level as me?" Xiao Sui, Pei Bing, and Xiao Jian are definitely upgrading with me, while Pei Kong is verbally completely giving up, and you may or may not be able to keep up together, this kind of uncertainty is most likely to lead to uneasiness. ”

Furball: "I'm really a little uneasy, and I'm a little sensitive because of my uneasiness, so I'm going to talk to you about your slip of the tongue at this moment. That's probably my demon. ”

Furball: "But it's not a bad thing to have demons. The regular upgrade of the spirit beast is smooth sailing, there is no heart demon, once the heart demon appears, once the heart demon is broken, it means that I may break through my level ceiling, this is good news. ”

Hairball: "The catastrophe that cannot be overcome is a disaster, and the catastrophe that can be overcome is good news." ”

I led my spiritual treasures and the creators to applaud the hairball, and Pei Jianzhuo came out to touch the hairball's head.

Maoqiu: "Although my cultivation may still be left behind by you, before I die, I will try to keep up, and when I can't keep up, I will also provide you with a reference for analyzing things from the perspective of low cultivation." ”

Come on. Let's do it together. With the continuous improvement and staggering of cultivation, maybe we can become immortals, and then it doesn't matter if we cultivate, and it doesn't matter whether we keep up or not.

Pei Bing: "Why is the final foothold target still set so much?"

Xiao Sui: "Innate skills." ”

I turned back to look at the fool cats.

A few of them had managed to get out, and the rest of them had lost their strength to scream, but they still didn't listen to me, so I had to turn off the horror video for them and say, "You're out." Do you need me to cut off the communications and wipe the communication hair off your body?"

They didn't respond, just continued to hum miserably. I keep them connected to each other so that they can't receive messages from me, and I can only receive them in one direction, so that I can keep track of their traumatic sequelae.

☆、06209-Cat Language

I sent a voice message to the cats in front of me who managed to save themselves – I suspect they are illiterate – and said, "I don't know if you should congratulate or not, but anyway, you passed the first round of screening." As with the warning, this is a very dangerous experiment. You are allowed to withdraw at any time. So now, please respond to me, do you need me to wipe the communication hair off your body?"

Me: "Let's change the response standard." If you are willing to continue to participate in the screening, please send me a newsletter to let me know, if I do not receive the newsletter within a day, then I will abstain from the abstention, and I will remove the communication hair of the abstainer, that is, the abstainer can no longer contact me. I don't think if I don't want to continue to be involved in this, I don't want to keep this feature, after all, even if I don't do anything after that, you will think of that horrible image when you think of contacting me. ”

The cat that was the first to disconnect itself replied to me: "I'll take the rest of the test until I succeed or die." ”

Some cats also said that they are all dead anyway, and they still prefer to die peacefully rather than being scared to death.

Some cats say that although they give up, they will continue to pass on the news and danger to the receptive cats to try.

Scarface finally contacted me again, and he said, "I'm not involved in this screening, I'm just here to relay to you some of the cats that don't want to contact you directly." They say that after you put out the horror video, they have a real sense of the screening or the test. It's fair to go through a huge risk and get a huge benefit. ”

Scarface: "Thank you for making the risk clear. ”

Me: "Should I say you're welcome?"

Scarface: "You're a selfish, hypocritical, and cruel human, but you're still real. ”

Me: "Hypocrisy and truth are contradictory, are you sure you understand the meaning of the words when you use them?"

Scarface: "Why do you have to mix in human words when you meow? Don't you realize that when I say hypocrisy and truth, I don't mean the same thing as humans? ”

...... Yes?

Furball: "Don't look at me, my dictionary is human." ”

Belch...... Pure cat language seems to be beyond my body of knowledge. The spirit animal language studied by the Yunxia Sect is either another system independent of human language, or it is human language, even if the interaction is a bilingual mixture like 'good A', and it will not be a good word coming out of the mouth of a human and a spirit animal, in addition to subjective factors such as stance and mood, there are objective differences.

☆、06210-Weak

I asked Scarface for advice: "If I want to learn cat language from scratch and learn it thoroughly, where or from whom?"

Scarface: "Your cat mother." ”

Me: "No?" Don't say I don't, Maoqiu's mother doesn't know where to go, and she doesn't care if she lays eggs, it's too irresponsible. The inheritance left in the eggshell is related to cultivation, foraging, and cuteness, but there is nothing related to cat language.

Pei Bing: "Because the cat mother handed over her son to the monk to raise, she only needs to ensure that her son can understand the monk's meaning, and she doesn't need her son to mingle with ordinary cats." Besides, even if Brother Maoqiu wants to get close to the cat, he is also close to the spirit animal, what does it have to do with the language of the beast and the cat?"

Doesn't it matter now?

Maoqiu: "I don't get much knowledge inheritance from the eggshell, I feel that the cat that gave birth to me is relatively weak, and the total amount of inheritance it can keep in the egg is very small, so it has to choose a particularly important stay, and the relatively less involved life and death is left to me to explore." ”

Furball: "It's also possible that it's not the cat that gave birth to me who is weak, but me." Maybe I was weak when I was born, so the upper limit of the strength of my eggs was also very low, and I couldn't carry too much. ”

Xiao Sui: "How weak?"

Maoqiu: "It's as weak as the stone of Sword Cultivation Peak." Maybe I wasn't born on Pei Feng, I may have been born somewhere else. The cat that gave birth to me thought I was dead after giving birth to me, so he left me and left, and it didn't give me a choice Pei Feng. ”

Hairball: "It's me, stepping on the edge of death and being attracted by Pei Feng, or being attracted by Pei Lin's breath, and then slowly rolling to Pei Lin's door." Maybe I've been rolling for a long time, in years. The rolling speed was very slow, about as slow as the wind-blown stones on Pei Feng, so he was able to approach him without being noticed by Pei Lin. ”

Maoqiu: "I think Elder Pei should have noticed my approach, but at that time, maybe because my life breath was as weak as a stone, so Elder Pei thought I was a stone, or thought that if I rolled, I would really turn from a weak egg to a dead egg, which was equivalent to becoming a stone." ”

Furball: "As a result, I rolled firmly in front of Pei Lin." Elder Pei was surprised and felt that there was no need to tell him about my struggle on the death line when Pei Lin was still so young, so he only vaguely said that I chose Pei Lin. ”

Do you remember what happened before you broke your shell?

Furball: "Just speculate logically. ”

Pei Kong: "Is it the logic of the cat star?"

Furball: "Aren't we studying the logic of cats right now?"

☆、06211-Zhemao

Scarface replied to me: "If you lose your cat mother at birth, there will be a common sense gap even if you are adopted by other cats soon." If adopted, the lack of common sense about cats may not be repaired. ”

Scarface: "Because the first way the kitten learns is to imitate, and the more closely connected the big cat is around the kitten, the better the effect of imitation learning will be." If there is only a strange cat around at that critical moment, then you have to adapt to the breath of the strange cat first, and because of the existence of that adaptation time, it may lead to missing the best age to imitate. ”

Scarface: "The foundation is very important, cats have a much shorter cub period than humans, and a slight mistake may miss the key point." ”

Me: "If I pretend to be a kitten and trick a newborn cat into taking care of me for a while, will I be able to learn the basics?"

Scarface: "Of course not. The focus of the imitation stage is not what the adult cat does, but the kitten's subconscious imitation, and the key is the kitten. What's the use of you fooling an adult cat? You have to fool yourself. ”

Scarface: "If you can feel from the bottom of your heart that you are a newborn kitten, feel that everything you see is unfamiliar, feel that only the cat mother in front of you can bring you a little sense of security, and then you can't help but imitate all the actions of the cat mother, you may learn the basics of the cat cub style." ”

Me: "So if I want to use this trick, I have to lose my memory." ”

Scarface: "Not enough. Amnesiac creatures will feel familiar when they see something, not completely unfamiliar. The newborn kitten is a stranger to everything, completely unseen. ”

Me: "Are you so sure, have you ever met a cat or a person who is disguised or deliberately amnesiac?"

Scarface sighed: "There are too many creatures that will do anything to regain their losses in the midst of remorse, but the result of recovering is often just more regrets. ”

Scarface is really a philosopher, no, it should be called a philosopher.

Me: "Do you like to eat beans, and how many days can you last if you only eat beans every day?"

Scarface cut me off - it didn't seem to be unfamiliar with the disconnection, suggesting that it was really deliberate before contacting me, not as impulsive as other cats.

So, maybe I can still expect Scarface to introduce me to cats that are really suitable for this mutation trial?

However, as of Mu Xi's return, there has been no substantial progress in finding cats, and probably because the first batch of cats were too frightened, so there are no new cats contacting me for the time being.

After Mu Xi came back, he first said: "That big shell, if you confirm his safety, you can consider inviting him to join our group." He has a lot of strength and a lot of brains. ”

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