Chapter 18: I'm going to have a brother-in-law

"Hahaha, how lonely is invincible, how empty is invincible, wow, it sounds really domineering, it's just amazing my brother, today I really saw what it means to be a real pretend, thinking of which rich second generation I used to play with, I always thought that driving a luxury car for a girlfriend was called pretending, and now I know that this is the real pretending!"

"The kind of pretending to show off a luxury car and showing off his girlfriend is just a very low-level pretend, this kind of invisible pretending is the most powerful, and it is also a pretending to be forced by his own strength, it is simply too powerful, this Fan Ge is really interesting, to be honest, I can't help but want to worship him as a teacher, if I have the opportunity, I must meet him!"

Tang Doudou couldn't help but sigh at this time.

He has seen a lot of strange flowers in the game over the years, but he has never seen such a strange flower.

This guy has to be so interesting, he's going to have to meet this guy if he gets the chance.

The reason why he wanted to meet this man was not for anything else, but to ask this man for advice on how he could pretend to be like him.

It's not that he hasn't seen someone who pretends to be forced over the years, but he has never seen someone who is so good at pretending.

When playing with those rich second generations, which rich second generations also like to pretend to compare, but these rich second generations like to show off how much their luxury cars cost, how fast they are, how beautiful their appearance is, or show off how beautiful their girlfriend's face is, how devilish their figure is, or show off how awesome their father is, and how much money they make when the company goes public?

In the past, he thought that this was a pretend, but now after seeing Zhang Fan's pretending, he realized that he had seen these so-called pretends, which were really too pediatric.

He even thinks now that this kind of local tyrant-style pretending is really too stupid and too sand sculpture.

These rich second-generation pretending to be forced are not relying on their own skills, but they just rely on themselves to have a good father, and I don't know what they have to be proud of.

A man like Brother Fan pretends to be forced to do so definitely by his own ability, he has seen someone pretend to be forced for so many years, and he has never seen someone pretend to be forced like this.

It's just this kind of local tyrant-style pretending, and there is an urge to can't help but want people to beat him, but Zhang Fan's pretending with his own strength makes people worship and admire him very much.

Which of the two ways of pretending to be forced is more awesome, it is simply a superior judgment.

Lin Meixin looked at the computer in front of her at this time, and the whole person was not only a little distracted.

At this time, her heart was somehow attracted to this mysterious man.

She was also very desperate to know who this man really was, and why did this man make her so curious?

Although this man is very stinky and shameless, but he is very talented, not only can tell jokes and jokes, but also play the game so well, and now he is singing, and this singing is quite good, although the lyrics sound very simple, but the whole song sounds like an indescribable momentum.

Especially when she thought of this man, who was scolding herself just now when she was playing a game, Lin Meixin was very angry.

This stinky man is really hateful, Aunt Ben has lived so long, and she has never been scolded by others like this.

However, this man seems to be very talented, and he can write "The mountains and thousands of ravines go to Jingmen, and the Ming Concubine still has a village." As soon as I went to the Zitai Lianshuo Desert, I left my home alone to dusk. Draw a picture to understand the spring breeze surface, and return to the moonlit night soul around the sky. For thousands of years, the pipa has been used as nonsense, and it is clear that the resentment is in the song. With such poems, Lin Meixin believes that even some of the more famous poets in modern times will not be able to write such good poems.

Lin Meixin still has a certain understanding of this man's information, she understands that this man is a game anchor, but how can a game anchor be so talented?

But what impressed Lin Meixin the most was this man's stinky shamelessness, to be honest, she had seen so many people who had seen shameless over the years, and she had never seen such a shameless one.

Thinking of all this, Lin Meixin couldn't help but be even more curious about this man.

"Hmph, you dare to scold me Lin Meixin like this for so many years, you are the first one, I will definitely find you!"

Lin Meixin looked at the computer in front of her at this time, and said secretly in her heart.

Call!

After the game ended, Zhang Fan hurriedly rushed to the bathroom without saying a word.

After rushing to the bathroom, he quickly untied his trouser belt, picked up the cannon in his hand and fired at the toilet for a while, at this time Zhang Fan felt that his whole body was much better.

Your grandfather's grandmother's grandfather, he just drank a bottle of Coke, how can he have so much urine?

To be honest, he wanted to go to the toilet when he was playing the game just now, and it was really uncomfortable to hold back, but his teammates didn't give it his strength, if he wanted to go to the toilet, he was estimated to lose again, so he could only endure it until he finished the game, and he rushed to the bathroom, because he really couldn't bear it.

"Ahhhh

After strafing a wave, Zhang Fan suddenly felt that his whole body was very comfortable.

After looking at the time, it was almost 11 o'clock.

After this game was played, the Queen's side was also offline.

Zhang Fan logged in to his account to check it and found that now the fans of his account have reached more than 500,000.

When he saw this number, Zhang Fan couldn't help but smile proudly.

"Hahaha, it seems that I didn't work in vain tonight, I worked hard all night, and I got hundreds of thousands of skills, it's really cool!"

However, Zhang Fan also knows very well that these are just the return of his former fans.

According to the memory in his mind, Zhang Fanke knew very clearly that he had millions of followers on his previous account.

As a result, since his predecessor said thatβ€”β€”β€” I, Zhang Fan, am dead, that is, I am dead, even if I jump from the eighteenth floor, I will never come back to be a game anchor, it can be said that I have angered the entire game circle, and then millions of fans have disappeared like this.

Alas......

As soon as he thought of this, Zhang Fan couldn't help but sigh.

He really couldn't figure out how stupid his body was to be able to say such a sentence before.

A person can pretend to be forced, but he can't be so brainless.

This kind of brainless pretending is not pretending, but just proving that he is a fool.

Although he also likes to pretend to be forced, he will never say such brainless words.

As a result, this guy said such a brainless sentence, all the consequences have to be borne by himself, all the pots have to be borne by himself, he is really miserable.

Among so many seniors of the traverser, is there anyone more miserable than himself?

As soon as he came up, he carried such a big pot for his body, and this pot couldn't be shaken off even if he wanted to.

Now that his account has hundreds of thousands of fans, as long as he plays two games live tomorrow, it is estimated that he will be able to make a lot of money, at least to solve the temporary dilemma in front of him.

What? Why didn't he just play the game tonight and start the live broadcast?

The first is because he was so tired tonight that he didn't eat much, and as a result, he played several games, so to speak, all his energy and physical strength were exhausted.

And he doesn't play games like other anchors who just play games, he has to tell jokes in the process of playing games, tell jokes, write poems, and pretend to be forced, which adds up to a lot of physical strength.

Ordinary people probably can't do this kind of work.

Only men who are like themselves are both talented and beautiful, Yushu is in the wind, gentle and elegant, fresh and handsome, extraordinary in appearance, amazing and elegant, elegant and profound, radiant, handsome, sunny and graceful, heroic, diligent and hardworking, unlimited prospects, and wise appearance!

Seeing this, Zhang Fan couldn't help but admire himself, it seems that he is really more suitable to be an online anchor as an online keyboard warrior.

I knew that I wouldn't be so hard to be a programmer in my last life, just go to be an anchor, and go live every day to tell jokes and tell jokes, isn't it good?

Maybe I will be able to ask a few beautiful fans to do something hehehe.

Zhang Fan slowly fell asleep in this kind of cranky thinking.

Today was his first day in this world, but there were so many things he had experienced on that first day.

first participated in an award ceremony for the Golden Broom Award, on which he made a large part of his acceptance speech, and after returning home, he fought 300 rounds with the landlord Qiao Biluo, and finally barely got kicked out, and then found his game account and played a few games on the Internet.

Zhang Fan felt that he had no strength in his body at this time, as if his whole physical strength had been exhausted.

Tired, tired, really tired.

......

"Sister, what are you doing, why are you attacking this man's game account just now?"

At this time, Tang Doudou saw his sister's slender white fingers beating fast on the keyboard, and lines of various codes kept appearing on the computer screen, and this time the object that his sister said was the account that went up the mountain to fight the tiger just now.

"Hey, it's so late, why haven't you left yet?I'll count to three and leave my room quickly, or I'll find you to move later!"

Lin Meixin originally thought that her younger brother had left just now, but when she heard her brother's words, she realized that this younger brother had not left.

"I'm leaving, I'm leaving, can't I go? Sister, bye-bye, good night!"

As soon as he heard that his sister was going to use violent means against him, Tang Doudou gave in directly without saying a word.

Are you kidding?

Wait a minute, if this sister really shows her taekwondo to herself once, it is estimated that she will not be able to get out of bed for a few days.

But my sister is too strange, why is she so interested in this man?

Could it be that my sister really likes this man, right?

Damn, no, no, no?

A 10,000-year-old iceberg like my sister also has a spring heart, oh my God, will the sun come out of the west tomorrow.

But to be honest, the man tonight was really interesting, and he would like to meet him if he had the chance.

After all, it is quite rare to see such an interesting man, and what he likes most in his life is to be friends with these interesting people.

But now it seems that he can't be friends with this man, maybe one day this man will become his brother-in-law.

......

Syllable!

"Finally cracked by me, it turns out that you live here in the CY area!"

"Hmph, you stinky man, you wait for Aunt Ben, if you scold Aunt Ben tonight, Aunt Ben will keep it in mind, I will definitely make you pay!"

"Aunt Ben has lived so long, and she has never been scolded like this!"

Lin Meixin clapped her hands at this time, looked at the computer in front of her, and said with a smug face.

Although she didn't study computer science, she was still very familiar with computers.

This is the simplest operation to crack the IP address of someone else's account, and he is still good at it.

The reason why she was so interested in this man was not only because the man scolded her, but also because some of this man's actions had successfully aroused her curiosity.

After living for so many years, she has never seen such an interesting man.

A mouth croaked like a machine gun.

A little talented and a little stinky, such a man is really interesting.

Lin Meixin saw the photo of this man found on her mobile phone at this time, and couldn't help laughing: "I didn't expect such a shameless and shameless man to look quite handsome, among the men this girl has seen over the years, such an appearance can also be ranked in the top five, God is really unfair, giving such a good face to such a stinky and shameless man, but ......"

Thinking of this, Lin Meixin's pretty face couldn't help but turn red.

Oh, shame, shame, it's really shameful, Lin Meixin, how can you have such a shameful idea as a woman?

Lin Meixin threw herself directly on the bed at this time and buried her head in the quilt.

"Zhang Fan, I'm looking forward to meeting you!"