"You're dazed again! I'm a serious person, how could I do that kind of thing to draw a turtle on your face. After Liu Li finished speaking, he realized that something was wrong, his expression changed, and an apologetic smile appeared.

"Pot, my fault, my fault. I was bored in class, and I noticed that you had a mosquito on your face, so I took a pen and poked it, and guessed it! You say magic is not magical. ”

Liu Li smiled bitterly, this reason is really perfunctory.

"Can you think of a better reason, I'm not a three-year-old. Next time, I'll remember to make the case fuller. ”

Ju'er sighed, feeling helpless in her heart, she was used to it by Liu Li every day. It's just that the reasons given are getting more and more perfunctory. He took out a small mirror and looked at his face to see if there was anything else.

Shao leaned, he said, "Will you go to my house to play this week?"

Liu Li's eyes flickered, and his smile slowly unfolded

"Okay! It just so happens that I haven't seen Sister Cha Yun for a long time, and I'm very worried about it. Her gentle glance made me Liu swear in the future, if she didn't ......" Liu Li's marriage word had not yet come out, and his sword-like eyes glared at him.

Ju'er got up: "Bastard! My sister is only in the sixth grade! I'm going to strangle you." ”

He actually has a good temper, but the only backlash is his sister, and no matter who talks about his sister, then the end is certain.

Liu Li has been to Hu'er's house to play, although his sister is six years old, but she is as tall as him. The appearance is not much worse, and Liu Li has a good impression of a beautiful spirit, and often says in front of the pot.

Every time I talk about this topic, I will secretly fur in my heart, but my face is cheap.

"Pot, that's your fault. You also know who I am, and I will definitely be good to her in the future. If you think about it, you will always have to cheapen others in the future, so it's better to cheapen me first, we are brothers, isn't this kissing and kissing? How good! Look at the way you can't think of it. ”

Ju'er took a deep breath and slowly calmed down, he knew that Liu Li was just talking every time, but he still couldn't help but get angry. If someone else says these things, it will only be beaten.

Before I knew it, it was class time again, and the two of them didn't say much.

Knowing that this class was an English class, Liu Li hung his head and lost interest. He was actually very interested when he first learned English, but he just dozed off in one of the lessons. Then I couldn't understand a word in the rest of the lesson, so I slowly gave up, and coincidentally gave up in math class. Therefore, these two subjects have also become Liu Li's most annoying, and he only sleeps in class every time.

The English teacher walked in, with the usual stinking face, as if the students owed her money.

The squad leader stood up and said in a crisp voice, "Good mo."

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The whole class also stood up and said the nonsense that would be said every day.

"Ancient... Sprout... You. Liu Li squeezed out these Chinese characters from his mouth weakly.

Nodding her head for everyone to sit down, she herself sat down on the stool behind the podium. She was not in the mood to attend classes in this class, and almost half of them did not pay attention to the lectures. ** didn't even want to come, but fortunately there were a few who were focused on her studies to make her give up the idea. **Sighing and feeling helpless, she directly ignored the people in the back two rows, she opened the textbook and began to lecture.

The bitter and difficult English made Liu Li pat his head. It is said that the most difficult language in the world to learn is Chinese, and the easiest is English. But Chinese are completely reversed, and learning English can really kill people.

After class, ** left quickly, unwilling to stay for a second longer. In her words, those students who don't study hard and decadent every day are one step closer to death.

In the afternoon, there were two people in the dormitory, Liu Li and Mao'er, and everyone else was studying in the classroom, or where to run. Liu Li sat on the bed and played with the miscellaneous mobile phone, because there was no place to charge it in the dormitory. Mobile phones have run out of gas, and there are them in the classroom, but no one is bold enough to do that. So basically, I will bring a power bank, or go to the bubble tea shop on the street to charge it after school.

"Cat, how many grids are there for the power bank?" Liu Li lowered his head and smiled bitterly, always thinking that the power bank was not interesting, but now he needs it to know its importance.

The cat picked up the schoolbag hanging next to the bed and pulled out a power bank the size of a brick.

"Here, there is one more square, it should be able to charge to about eighty. The cat handed it to Liu Li and continued to play.

Liu Li smiled and charged his phone. Mao'er bought this power bank on Taobao, and I don't know what brand it is, anyway, it's very powerful, and there is no problem with charging three mobile phones in a full grid. The only defect is that it takes one night to charge the power bank.

Liu Li touched his pocket, he sighed and shook his head. This pocket is cleaner than the face, and you can't go out and play. There were few cigarettes left, and for the next few days I had to rely on Langde or the pot for relief.

In the cafeteria downstairs, the people in line have already lined up from the inside to the outside of the door, and the crowd is noisy and shouting. Liu Li saw the old queuing at a glance, his head and hands were out of the window, his hands were shaking and shouting.

"Old, I'll send you a red envelope directly......

The old cheap glanced up, and he responded, "Don't talk useless, send me a red envelope first." ”

"You hit me first! Could it be that you can't trust me?" Liu Li turned around and said to the cat with a wicked smile on his face.

"Cat, you know in a moment?"

The cat nodded, its eyes never taking off its phone.

The old looked at him with disdain, and muttered in his mouth: "Believe you, eat, you ......"

Liu Li was lying on the bed, his eyes were solemn, and he said secretly: "This doesn't work, I have to think of a way to solve the problem of mobile phone charging once and for all." He swept his eyes to the strong wire, which was on the right side of the door, all the way up to the corner of the ceiling and connected to the light, which was the open wire. A bold idea rose in Liu Li's mind, and he approached and stroked the wire with his hand, secretly calculating in his heart.

"Cat, I want to know how much a plug-in board and a three-meter long wire cost?" asked Liu Li loudly.

The cat raised his head and saw Liu Li looking at the wire, and he instantly understood what he meant.

"A bull plug row, fifty-eight dollars. One meter of wire costs ten yuan, and three meters is only thirty yuan. The corners of the cat's mouth rose, agreeing with Liu Li's thoughts.

The old man pushed the door in, and he put the two bowls of rice in his hand on the table. He heard the conversation between the two outside the door, and then said, "You guys have a good idea, count me in!"

Liu Li nodded, calculating quickly in his mind. There are seven people who use mobile phones in the dormitory, and they have to buy a socket row with almost eight seats. There are also knives and rubber gloves, both of which are required. Knives are used to cut through the insulating rubber on a single wire, and rubber gloves are just in case. The bed is made of steel frames, and if one accidentally leaks, the whole dormitory will have to finish. The power connection is where the corner of the ceiling is, and when the electricity is connected, pull the wires down the wall and put them on the bed. As soon as the quilt is covered, even if the bunker comes, you may not be able to notice.

Liu Li knew that this was an act of stealing electricity, but there was no way to do it.

"Next Sunday, raise all the money when you come. Just do it, anyway, physics can't be learned in vain. But it's a bit expensive!" Liu Li smiled.

The cat said: "I just want to buy expensive ones, and when the time comes, no one of our brothers will be able to run!"

The old man nodded, and Liu Li said secretly.

"You two eat it! The old cheap took out the cigarette point, took out his mobile phone and began to scroll through Weibo.

Liu Li and the cat looked at each other and smiled, picked up the steel bowl and began to compete to see who was faster. Everything is chewed without chewing, and it goes straight to the stomach, but the bowl is empty for five minutes.

"Give me the money when you're done eating. The old cheap was afraid that they would regret it, so he hurriedly asked.

Liu Li took a sip of water and threw the bowl in his hand on the table. He was half-lying on the bed and said, "Money, what money, do you know the cat?"

"I don't know, where is the money? Whose money has fallen?...... I'll take a look. "When the cat has a full hiccups, it has to go outside.

The old man pulled the cat to sit down and said to Liu Li: "I'll give you two money for cooking! A bowl of rice costs four yuan, and two bowls of eight yuan and a pack of cigarettes." ”

"Come on, you, it's not that I'm going to slander you. Look at the rice in the bowl, since there is no food, what money do you want from me? You said that if you give me the rice, it is normal for me to give you money, but if you don't have anything, you will ask for money? You tower ants are poor and crazy! Cat, do you say this is the reason!" Liu Li spread out his hands and looked helpless.

Liu Li played a scoundrel, and no one made a move.

The cat nodded with a smile: "There is nothing wrong with this!"

"Okay, you're cheating, you're the big brother. The old wanted to cry without tears, and he felt remorseful. When he should have brought the rice in, he asked Liu Li for money, but there is not even a grain of evidence of rice. The old cheap frowned, knowing that with Liu Da's scoundrel's character, the money was lost.

It's almost seven o'clock, and it's about to start evening self-study. Liu Li's mobile phone was silent in his pocket, and the three of them came to the classroom talking and laughing.

Some of the classrooms are talking, some are fighting, and you are chasing me and running in the classroom. Liu Li's eyes were shining, and he swaggered directly to the position of the first row.

This seat belongs to the squad leader Wang Yu, who has a pair of big watery eyes on his white melon seed face, and there seems to be a trace of fairy energy in these eyes. There is a small cherry mouth under the nose, which looks cute and moving. She was very serious about her writing.

"Squad leader, I heard others say that you have a boyfriend?" asked Liu Li by bending down in front of him.

Wang Yu raised his head, his hand holding the pen held his red cheeks, and asked.

"Who did you listen to? ”

Liu Li's mouth was slightly upturned, and his eyes were gentle and looked at Wang Yu.

"No, now you have it, yes, it's me. ”

Wang Yu knew that she was good-looking, and a pursuit like this never ended in her life. She is not dismissive of Liu Li at all, but she still likes to hear people say these things to her, because only in this way can she prove her charm. Wang Yu's eyes turned, and he covered his mouth and smiled, and his laughter was as crisp as a silver bell.

"Forget it, I just want to study hard now, and I don't want to fall in love too early. ”

Liu Li did not have an embarrassed look on his face, but took it for granted.

"That means I still have a chance, I'll wait for you. Liu Li's joke dissipated, but he still winked at Wang Yu.

Liu Li then turned around and left, he had already known what kind of person this Wang Yu was in the past year. Liu Li knew that he had a few catties and taels, and a three-no product like him, who had no money, no achievements, and no power, Wang Yu didn't want to take a second look. In fact, he doesn't like it at all, he just likes to flirt and flirt when he has nothing to do, and it's not a pleasure.

The classroom was instantly empty, and most of the people sitting in the seats were already out of the world. Liu Li picked up the phone and put it on the table, he was not worried that he would be discovered by the teacher who came to supervise. At the front of the table, Liu Li placed a tall stack of books, and in the middle there was a language book, and he put his mobile phone under the language book. As soon as the teacher's footsteps sounded, Liu Li immediately turned the page and covered the phone.

The boring evening self-study Liu Li also fell in love with novels like a pot, and when he returned to the dormitory, he also read them, and almost every night he would see midnight. The more he watched, the more frightened he became, as if he was there, and he seemed to be the main character in the book.

He watched it for a long time, put down his phone and began to close his eyes and meditate. He must be a thoughtful and calculating person.

If Liu Li is asked to read this book seriously, it is better to find a piece of tofu and kill him, but Liu Li loves these novels. He doesn't find the words on it boring, they often cause deep thought, and every time he reads it, he will savor the hidden meaning in the book. Maybe one day he wants to write something like this, but he just wants to try to indulge in it.