0122 I'll get a catastrophe
"Why do you want to drive them all away, it's not easy for people to ......"
Li Shishi was lying on the window of her new home, looking at the stinking fat powder alley downstairs, the girls in the fat powder alley either ran away or were arrested, and no one closed the store door when it was open.
The new home is a very simple small apartment, one bedroom with kitchen and bathroom, furniture and everything is readily available, Li Shishi also bought a lot of daily necessities, although the area is a little small, but it can be regarded as a luxury house in the overcrowded Jiangdong Fort.
"If you don't drive us away, how can we sleep, the building will collapse for them......"
Zhao Guanren walked to the window with a glass of water and said, "Don't think that they can't survive, nine out of ten young ladies are lazy to eat, and now condoms are scarce, one can infect a large area if you get sick, and it is for their good to get rid of them!"
"What's your second gift......
Li Shishi looked back at him, Zhao Guanren looked up at the clear night sky and said: "The black old devil said that as long as I dare to fake an oath, I will hit the top of the five thunders whenever and where, but I think it is scaring me, how can there be thunder on this sunny day!"
"Then don't swear it, what if it's true......"
Li Shishi let go of her pants and released her big tail, but as soon as she wanted to be a demon, she was pulled away by Zhao Guanren, looked at the sky and said loudly: "I swear! The woman I love most in my life is Li Shishi, and I will only love her alone in the future, and I will not touch other girls, otherwise I will let Lei kill me!"
“......”
Li Shishi immediately looked at the night sky in horror, even if he was really the woman he loved the most, a big scumbag like Zhao Guanren would never be as guarded as jade, but after waiting for a while, he didn't see thunder.
"Cut~"
Zhao Guanren sneered: "I'll just say that it scares me, if I swear that I will be struck by lightning, then I won't be a thunderbolt, I think it's ......."
"Boom, boom, boom......"
Suddenly!
A dull thunderclap interrupted him, and the two of them shuddered in fright, only to see the clear night sky suddenly change, large black clouds obscured the stars, and lightning kept shuttling through the clouds.
"Oh no! you hide ......"
Zhao Guanren ran out of the door, and Li Shishi slammed into the bathroom, but when she heard a loud "bang", a lightning bolt actually struck the drying rack outside the window, shattering an entire window.
"Puff~"
Zhao Guanren fell to the ground in fright, and fled into the corridor with a roll, but he hid in the corridor and waited for a while, and the second lightning did not come down again.
"How can there be thunder on a dry day in a good way......"
The neighbors all came out in disbelief, and some women were saying: "It must be a big scumbag who is swearing poisonously, Lei Du is coming to the house!"
“......”
Zhao Guanren stood up with embarrassment, hung his head and quickly ran back home, seeing that the ground was full of broken glass, and the iron drying racks had been split and melted.
"Hmph~"
Li Shishi walked out of the toilet, and was actually erected by the electric tail hair, and said resentfully: "Don't hurt others if you are a scumbag, God can't stand it!"
"Nima! this is really here to hack me......"
Zhao Guanren walked to the window in shock, the dark clouds had dissipated, and the clear night sky was revealed again, as if he had taken a taxi to teach him how to be a person and then left.
Li Shishi came over and said: "It is estimated that the oath you made just now was not poisonous enough, and only one thunder fell, if you dare to say that you are Peng Yuyan of Dongjiang, there will definitely be ten thunderbolts to kill you!"
"Is this a lie, this is the truth......"
Zhao Guanren turned around and opened the sofa bed, and after removing all the broken glass on it, he said: "Fortunately, I will only be struck by lightning if I swear, if I lie, the lightning will fall, I will not live at all, you quickly sweep the glass, and then get a basin of hot water to wash my feet!"
"I'm your sister-in-law, I'm still underage, you are my servant......"
Li Shishi angrily forked her waist, but Zhao Guanren took off her stinky socks and said with a smile: "You eat mine and live in mine, shouldn't you be a servant for me, by the way! How much money did you spend tonight, and you bought so many things, it is estimated that there are thousands, right?"
"Ten thousand twelve!"
"Multi-...... How much?"
Zhao Guanren straightened up suddenly, and the muscles of his face were trembling, but Li Shishi said with disdain: "Isn't it just spending you a little money, you are raising a goddess, not a maid, if my sister is here, she will definitely spend more fiercely than me, you can be content!"
"Fetch water! I owe you two sisters in my last life, and Lao Tzu admits ......"
Zhao Guanren lay softly on the sofa, who knew that Li Shishi actually took a bath by himself, and he was about to fall asleep, and the little fox finally came out with wet hair, but the big tail was fluffy and snow-white.
'I'll go!'
Zhao Guanren squinted his eyes and was secretly shocked, the little fox was only wearing a big T-shirt, the two big white legs were straight and long, and the upper body was also very well developed.
"Brother-in-law!"
The little fox fell on the sofa bed, teased his face with his big tail, and said with a smile: "Come into the room and sleep with me, how uncomfortable it is to sleep on the sofa!"
"Little fox! I'll tell you......"
Zhao Guanren closed his eyes, touched her hairy tail and said: "When you go to the Zhan Wu Hall, you must put away your tail, don't panic if people find out, let them come to me directly, and you have to learn to drive, in case the skeleton tower appears again, run quickly!"
Li Shishi was surprised: "Didn't all the seventeen skeleton towers appear, how can there be still skeleton towers?"
"Don't you bring a change of place, it's always right to be prepared......"
Zhao Guanren hugged her into his arms with one hand and said: "You have to study hard, although the people of the Battle Martial Arts Hall have not figured it out themselves, but at least they can teach you to lay a solid foundation, if the Skull Tower appears again, the only one who can save you is yourself, and your brother-in-law has more than eighteen soul chains, but also the hatred of the entire Eternal Night Legion!"
"Brother-in-law, I will study hard and protect you in the future......"
Li Shishi's eyes were very moved, who knew that before the words fell, the door was knocked, Zhao Guanren immediately took the ring knife and walked to the door, but through the cat's eyes, he looked out, and it was actually a few old bustards who brought people to the door.
"Knock~"
Zhao Guanren slammed open the security door, tore off the cloth cover on the ring knife, and sneered: "What's the matter? I didn't eat enough just now, I want to eat something fresh, right?"
"No, no, big brother, you misunderstood......"
A plump old bustard hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Big brother, we don't know Taishan, but I didn't expect a big man from the War Martial Arts Hall to come, you deliberately drove us away, it should be for that ...... Tragedy, right?"
"Tragedy?"
Zhao Guanren subconsciously glanced back, and suddenly remembered that he had just been struck by lightning, so he sneered: "A little knowledge! If I didn't drive you away just now, the thunder would have blown away your chicken coop, but how do you know that I am from the Zhanwutang?"
"I have a little sister who lives next door to your house, and I saw a pass for the Battle Martial Arts Hall in your car......"
The old bustard said cautiously: "Big brother, we are doing business here, and we have indeed disturbed your repair, but we have a three-bedroom apartment in Building Liu, we can exchange it with you, we have covered the water and electricity bills, and we will not charge you money when we find a technician in the future!"
"Do you think we need a technician in our family......"
Li Shishi arrogantly dragged her big tail over, and the old bustard immediately sneered: "I'm sorry! I'm sorry to disturb the two Yaxing, my sister's appearance is definitely overwhelming the whole city, but living here is not in line with the identity of the two, you can keep the key to the three-bedroom apartment!"
The old bustard directly stuffed the key to Li Shishi, and Zhao Guanren said happily: "Okay! I won't stop you from getting rich, you come in and help me move things over, and I will be far away from the six buildings in the future, this deputy hall master's cultivation has skyrocketed recently, maybe there will be a catastrophe in two days!"
"Alas~ It turns out that you are the deputy hall master, we really don't know Taishan......"
A group of girls all looked at him in shock, and ran in to help them move, but Zhao Guanren quietly grabbed the bustard, pointed to a delicate and simple young woman, and wondered: "This is my neighbor, did you just go to the sea?"
The old bustard gave a thumbs up and said, "Brother, you are really an old man, you just left for your period and are ready to go to the sea tomorrow, if you are interested, give a dollar and help her open a show!"
"Hehe~ I just care about my neighbors and don't do that kind of thing......"
Zhao Guanren subconsciously scratched his chest, and when the things were almost moved, they walked to the six buildings under the leadership of the old bustard, a three-bedroom house is much stronger than a small apartment, and the third floor that is not tall or low is also quite suitable.
"Okay, let's go in one room, and no one should harass anyone......
After Zhao Guanren closed the security door, he patted Li Shishi's head and went into the bathroom, subconsciously pushing open the window and looking downstairs.
A group of women were chattering out, but the little young woman seemed to have heard something, looked back at him sensitively, smiled sweetly, and beckoned to him gently.
"Next!"
Zhao Guanren picked up an unopened bottle of perfume and threw it directly on the grass downstairs, the little young woman immediately ran over and picked it up, pointed to the big-eyed girl behind her, and the big-eyed girl also smiled and made a scissor hand, and gently clamped it, holding the young woman and leaving with a smile.
"If you don't give money, you won't break the law......"
Zhao Guanren closed the window and smiled, and took a hot shower happily, but when he opened the door, he was dumbfounded, the little fox was sitting in the living room with Erlang's legs crossed, and sneered: "Double . Kill, right, and Miss Ben's perfume as a deposit, did you know that it was a limited edition?"
Zhao Guanren said without changing his face: "What kind of deposit, I think that girl is a good person, I just want to persuade her to be good, you are young, don't be so dirty!"
"Then do you dare to swear and swear that you don't want to go to them......"
The little fox stood up menacingly, pointed at his nose and scolded: "I have already seen your character in the cold storage, you take off your pants and pull people into the sea, wear pants to persuade people to be good, people and ghosts are you, if you dare to go out tonight, I will ...... I'll cuckold you!"
"Cut~ What you wear is not a ......"
Zhao Guanren walked into the bedroom angrily, but not long after getting into the bed, Li Shishi suddenly ran in and said in horror: "Brother-in-law, I seem to have seen Chu Qianqian, jumping over from the roof of the opposite building, wearing a bright red dress!"
"How is it possible, Chu Qianqian died early and there is not even a scum left......"
Zhao Guanren hurriedly got up and went to the window to check, but after watching for a long time, he didn't see any red shadows, but Li Shishi got into his bed, and said pitifully: "I didn't lie to you, Chu Qianqian is my nightmare, I'll sleep with you, anyway, my aunt is here!"
"You ......"
Zhao Guanren's nose made her angry, and she said angrily: "You Shui family's ladies are really more ruthless than the other, Lao Tzu has been down for eight lifetimes when he meets you......"
"Ah......h
Suddenly!
A terrible scream interrupted him, he pushed open the window and looked out, and sure enough, he saw a red shadow flashing between the buildings, and the apartment building where he lived before was blown up, and people were shouting everywhere, and he was shocked and said, "Oh no!