Chapter 133: Missing Person Notice
Cai Xiaohui heard him call herself a "good girl", her face flushed, and she said: "My method may be able to help you find the world, but the two old guys you said are so powerful, I'm afraid you can't beat them, so don't look for them." ”
Shi Xiaofeng was about to die, and said: "We have exchanged hands once, I have found their weaknesses, and I will not be afraid of them anymore, tell me quickly!"
Cai Xiaohui hesitated and said, "You have just been injured by them and have been lying for three days, so you are not afraid of them so soon?"
Shi Xiaofeng was speechless, this is the end of nonsense.
Seeing his dejected appearance, Cai Xiaohui couldn't help but say, "Big... Big brother, is that acupuncture bronze man very important to you?"
Shi Xiaofeng said angrily: "Nonsense, otherwise I can chase all the way from Guangxi to Yunnan?"
Cai Xiaohui bit her lower lip lightly, and said with determination: "Okay, I'll tell you! But you have to promise me that if you can't defeat them, you won't be allowed to fight hard, your life... It's much more valuable than any acupuncture bronze man!"
Shi Xiaofeng was overjoyed and said, "Okay, I promise you, say it quickly!"
Cai Xiaohui smiled: "My thoughts are like this, isn't the Heavenly Remnant a killer sent out by the killer organization to deal with you? Let me ask you, why didn't the old man kill you after you lost the ability to resist?"
Shi Xiaofeng didn't think about it and said: "That's because he thinks that if I am hit by the Red Flame Palm, I will definitely not live for a day and a night, and it doesn't matter if I kill or not." ”
Cai Xiaohui said: "But he never thought that you could dissolve the fire poison, so they don't know that you are still alive now, right?"
Shi Xiaofeng was stunned for a moment and nodded, but he still didn't understand what her method was.
Cai Xiaohui smiled: "Silly brother, don't you understand? Since you are still alive, it means that their task has not been completed, so just let them know that you are still alive......"
Shi Xiaofeng finally understood, and said with joy: "So, as long as we go to the newspaper to publish a missing person notice and let them know that I am still alive, they will naturally take the initiative to come to me!"
Cai Xiaohui smiled: "I finally figured it out, it's not too stupid." ”
Shi Xiaofeng was happy, like a naughty child, and suddenly raised Cai Xiaohui high with both hands, spun around, and then gently put it down.
A few passers-by were laughing, Cai Xiaohui was a little embarrassed, and said coquettishly: "You are crazy like this again, beware of me spanking you!"
Shi Xiaofeng stuck out his tongue, thought for a moment and said: "Is it too slow to publish the newspaper, what if the two old ghosts don't read the newspaper?
The more he talked, the more excited he became, and Cai Xiaohui waited for him to finish before he said slowly: "Let me ask you first, have you ever seen them watch TV?"
Shi Xiaofeng struggled to recall: "I once stayed in a hostel with them, and they seemed to... It seems that I went to bed very early and didn't watch TV. ”
Cai Xiaohui said: "Yes. Think about it again, can two old men and women who are almost 80 years old go online? Can they use Weibo and WeChat?"
Shi Xiaofeng patted his head and said with a smile: "I always thought I was quite smart, but compared to you today, I found that I was a 2B youth!"
Cai Xiaohui pursed her lips and smiled: "Your evaluation of yourself is very accurate...... The elderly generally have the habit of reading newspapers, so publishing in the newspaper is the best way now. ”
Shi Xiaofeng jumped up and shouted, "Without further ado, let's go to the newspaper office now!"
Cai Xiaohui sighed and said: "If they are no longer in LP County, is there a fart to publish a search notice in the local newspaper? ”
Shi Xiaofeng was stunned for a moment and said, "Then let's rush to Kunming overnight to ......" glanced at Cai Xiaohui's tired face, and couldn't talk anymore.
Cai Xiaohui didn't answer, took out her mobile phone and searched Baidu for a while, and said happily: "You don't have to go to Kunming, LP County Daily can act as an agent for the business of publishing notices in the provincial newspaper, they don't get off work until half past nine in the evening, and the time is in time!"
Looking up and seeing Shi Xiaofeng looking at himself with a strange look, Cai Xiaohui said coyly: "What's the matter, is there a flower growing on my face?"
Shi Xiaofeng shook his head and said seriously: "Xiaohui, I'm serious, you are not only smart, but also thoughtful and thoughtful, far above your peers, it's a pity that you don't study." ”
Cai Xiaohui smiled: "You spare me, I'm most afraid of going to school, I have a headache when I see the textbook!"
Shi Xiaofeng was stunned for a while, and suddenly asked, "Xiaohui, how old are you?"
This time it was Cai Xiaohui's turn to be stunned and said, "It's just my 16th birthday." ”
Shi Xiaofeng sighed: "16 years old, what a good age, cardamom years, it should be high school ......"
Cai Xiaohui was taken aback: "You don't want to send me back to school, right?"
Shi Xiaofeng said: "Why not? You are under the age of 18, and it is illegal for me to take you to work, hehe." ”
Cai Xiaohui frowned and said, "People have already done seven or eight jobs...... I'm not going anywhere except with you, okay, brother-" The last sentence dragged out the tone, and the tone was a little coquettish.
Shi Xiaofeng's heart moved, and he said with a smile: "This 'brother' is better than 'big brother'." ”
Cai Xiaohui's eyes lit up and said, "Then you promised me to follow you?"
Shi Xiaofeng muttered: "That's it, you go back to S City with me, go to the university for two years, and study... Secretarial or administrative, I'll be my secretary in the future!"
Cai Xiaohui was startled again: "I haven't even gone to high school, can I cope with college? Besides, I won't be able to see you when I go to school!"
Shi Xiaofeng said with a smile: "Don't worry, it's the kind of correspondence class that goes to class at night, and many bosses with poor cultural background go to it, isn't my sister as good as those middle-aged people?"
Cai Xiaohui was relieved, and said with a smile: "Okay, listen to you, as long as you don't get rid of me!"
Shi Xiaofeng smiled: "You are smart and capable, you are simply my high staff, how can I be willing to get rid of you?"
Cai Xiaohui's face flushed, her heart was sweet, and she snorted: "We... Let's go to the newspaper, it's getting late. ”
Shi Xiaofeng saw that it was eight o'clock in the evening, and said, "Let's have dinner first and then go, you must be hungry if you eat lunch early." ”
Cai Xiaohui smiled: "Let's go to the newspaper office first, your business is not done, and you don't have the heart to eat." ”
Shi Xiaofeng said with a smile: "It's still Xiaohui's sister who understands me." Okay, let's go to the newspaper office first!"
Soon went to the LP County Daily office and asked about the price of posting a search notice in the provincial newspaper, which was far cheaper than Shi Xiaofeng's estimate. The staff said that it could only be posted in the cracks of the layout, and Shi Xiaofeng said that who could see it? I asked for it to be posted in a conspicuous position, and it was posted for a week! The staff said that the price would be doubled several times, but Shi Xiaofeng said that it was okay, and you should do as I requested.
The staff member took out a form and asked him to fill in the content to be registered. Shi Xiaofeng wrote in a heartfelt manner: The sky is broken, the earth is lacking, where are you hiding? I'm not dead yet, how can you deal with it? Why don't you fight another 300 rounds, if you win, I will let you deal with it; if you lose, obediently hand over the acupuncture bronze man......
Cai Xiaohui couldn't help but laugh and said, "How can there be a missing person notice written like this, and you charge money according to the number of words, you should be writing an essay?"
Shi Xiaofeng also smiled and said, "That's right, it's better for you to write, and you will be my secretary from now on." ”
He asked the staff for another form, Cai Xiaohui thought for a while, and wrote: Looking for the old man who is in vain, please come to the Jixiang Inn in LP County as soon as possible. The inscription is "Shi Xiaofeng".
After writing it, he said: "Brother, you see if it's okay, one sentence is simple and clear, leave your name, and the two old ghosts will naturally understand it." ”
Shi Xiaofeng sighed and said, "I said that you are a high-achieving student, and you should really go to study...... By the way, why did they come to the Auspicious Inn? What is that?"
Cai Xiaohui said with a smile: "You forgot, the chain hotel housing coupon given when you buy clothes? is the auspicious inn, I saw this inn when we searched for it in the afternoon." ”
Shi Xiaofeng smiled: "You are still careful." Okay, we'll stay at the Auspicious Inn tonight!"