Chapter 8 "After School" and the big pig's trotters are more fragrant
The rumors are still there, and now the classmates regard Higashino Qiang as a weirdo.
Weirdos are weirdos.
Higashino Qiang is simply more bold.
The 100,000 yen was quickly spent by him and turned into a stack of books.
It's all mystery fiction.
Of course, he wants to read these novels, but it is not enough for him to read them.
......
"Husband, what's going on with this child?"
"You, you, didn't my son make it clear? ”
"So, then to become a novelist, you have to read novels?"
"Of course, how can you become a novelist, you woman, you have too little knowledge. ”
"Oh, I see, look at you. ”
"Haha......"
Higashino Steel blew in front of his wife Chiyo for a long time, in fact, he didn't understand it very well, and his wife's obvious ridicule at this time made Higashino Steel very embarrassed.
OK.
"Uncle, aunt. "A little girl pushed open the door of the grocery store.
"Oh, it's Yui. ”
"Hurry up and go upstairs, Cuong is in a hurry. ”
When Mr. and Mrs. Higashino saw that it was Yui Aragaki and were very happy.
"Hehe...... " Yui kept laughing, and ran upstairs without knocking, just pulling open and entering.
When Higashino Qiang saw that it was Yui, he showed a big look, "What's the matter with you?
"Haha...... Ernie-chan, what are you asking me to do?" Yui smiled and sat down on the tatami mat.
Higashino Qiang's room, on six and a half tatami mats, a lot of books.
I only heard Higashino Qiang say: "Of course it's doing something interesting." ”
Interesting thing?
Yui girl couldn't help but be a little shy.
What would be interesting to be able to come to Ernie sauce's room?
Is Ernie chan going to confess to me?
Of course, Higashino Qiang didn't think that elementary school students were also very complicated, so he just spit out two words indifferently, "Read." ”
"Huh?" Yui's cute little face collapsed.
Two hours later ...
"Ah~hmm~"
"Hey, hey, your saliva. ”
"Oh, Shumi Marseille. ”
"Haha...... You, alright, that's all for today. ”
Yui is really reading, but when she reads a book, it's easy to sleep, and when she sleeps, she can't control her saliva, which is normal, and when she hears Ernie chan say this, she is like being pardoned.
But it immediately occurred to me, no.
"Ernie-chan, why did you just let me read. "The girl can't figure it out.
Seeing this, Higashino Qiang smiled secretly in his heart, but his face was serious, "It's just reading, isn't it?"
"People can't understand it. ”
"Then you don't want to come to me?"
"Yes, very much!"
"Well, I'll come back in the future, even every day, but...... Just read books. ”
"Huh, what's that?"
Yui pouted, looking unhappy.
Higashino Qiang said very blandly: "Then forget it if you don't come." ”
But at this time.
Oh!
After taking a bite, the girl smiled and ran away.
"Ernie sauce!I'll be back!haha......"
This voice, coupled with the saliva on Higashino's face.
was attacked by a little girl, and Higashino Qiang was also very helpless.
Brutal sucking brother black tooth sister.
A confined space appears, and Mr. Keigo comes out.
"Saikyo, don't you think that girl is scary?"
Higashino Qiang couldn't help laughing, "I said that you are a resentful spirit, you are afraid of a little girl?"
Mr. Keigo had a resentful expression, "You're so young, you don't know how terrible women are!"
Higashino Qiang listened, with a strange expression.
What Mr. Keigo was thinking in his heart at this time, you guy didn't know that the strange gaze I hated the most back then came from a woman!
Or the woman next to me.
These thoughts, naturally, will not be said.
Higashino Qiang suddenly said something even stranger, "Actually, I guess I'm using her." ”
"Exploit?" Mr. Keigo was surprised.
And Higashino Qiang pointed to these books and said: "These books, I need her to help me read them, if I am alone, I'm afraid there is not enough time, this can be regarded as a kind of use." ”
It's weird, help?
But Mr. Keigo is not interested in women, especially little girls.
"Let's talk about novels. ”
"Okay, Mr. Keigo, what are you going to do?"
The Ranbu Award can be said to be the highest award for RB mystery novels, and this award also has a feature, that is, to encourage newcomers.
Prize money, 10 million yen, plus a Sherlock Holmes statue.
Ranbu, of course, is Edogawa Ranbu, this mystery novelist can be said to be the number one master and pioneer of RB mystery novels, it can be said that there would be no RB mystery novels without Edogawa Ranbu.
So, what kind of novel should you write to win an award?
"Saikyo, I actually conceived a work before I died, and this work is like this......"
Keigo Higashino gushed.
"The male protagonist, I, am a teacher, and this teacher was attacked after school was dismissed, and a flower pot fell from the sky and almost killed me.
And this is not an isolated case, in fact, I have been attacked several times before, but I was more alert and escaped.
However, it didn't take long for an incident to happen, and one of the teachers died, which was cyanide.
This is a classic secret room killing, my design is like this, the secret room is the women's locker room and the men's locker room, the two locker rooms are connected, and there is a gap on the wall that separates them, that is, it is possible to climb over, which is the usual design of the school.
By the way, I thought, this school is a girls' school, how about it? Isn't it a bit exciting for a male teacher to be in a girls' school?
Ahem......
The male teacher died, he died in the secret room, and the door lock of the women's locker room was there in a special case, it was just hanging there.
However, this hanging door lock is just a trick, and the real secret room is not designed this way.
The real secret room, the key lies in one of the protagonist's identity settings, that is, the protagonist is not only a teacher, but also the coach of the school's archery department, and the head of the archery department will be a female classmate, this female classmate has a delicate relationship with the protagonist me, and this minister ......"
Higashino Qiang was listening silently, in fact, as soon as he heard it, he knew what kind of work Keigo Higashino was talking about.
"After School", this is Keigo Higashino's famous work, and this work also won him a ranbu award.
This is a very rigorous work of ontological reasoning, the focus of the reasoning is on murder in a closed room, an impossible crime, and there are many things involved, such as the teacher-student love plot, and then the murderer's motives.
In addition, there is a particularly hidden line, which is very interesting, and that is the line of the main character 'I'.
After listening to this, Higashino Qiang said with a solemn face: "Mr. Keigo, your whole idea is very good, but one thing, I must remind you, it has been more than fifteen years since your death, are you sure that such a work can get the Ranbu reward?"
As soon as these words came out, Mr. Keigo was silent.
Isn't it outdated?
When talking about the male teachers of the girls' school, Higashino didn't have a strong reaction.
"What then?" Keigo Higashino looked very humble and was very serious when discussing the work.
Higashino closed the book, "Times are different, and we have to make revisions." Mystery novels are no longer so beautiful, and now comics are the mainstream, and novels need to be more youthful. In this way, I suggest that it is better to change the male protagonist me to a high school student. ”
"This ......" Keigo Higashino had a pained look on his face, and it was clear that he didn't want to change it.
Higashino Qiang knew this, and he continued: "Mr. Keigo, you must understand that I am the one who writes the novel now, and if I write the male protagonist as a teacher, I may not be able to grasp the character's heart. ”
Keigo Higashino listened and nodded.
He's a novelist, and he understands that novelists like to use themselves as the male protagonist the most.
High school students, this is in line with Higashino Qiang's cognition, although Higashino Qiang has not yet gone to high school.
Therefore, if it is written according to the original idea, then there will be no chance for the random step reward.
However, Mr. Keigo was really unwilling.
Higashino Qiang showed a sympathetic look, "I understand, Mr. Keigo, I understand you, don't forget that I am a traverser, I have to say a word for you...... Women, they're all big pigs' trotters!"
This is really a very strange statement.
But at this time, Keigo Higashino, the resentful spirit, laughed excitedly.
"Yes, women are big pigs' trotters!haha...... That's a fitting description!hahaha......"
Crazy again?
Higashino knew that this would be the result, and the reason was very simple.
In the novel "After School", the male protagonist is Keigo Higashino who substitutes himself.
The actor has a wife, and his wife gave him green, and in the end, he united with the adulterer and stabbed the hero to death.
The guy who can write such a plot and win an award shows the depth of his resentment towards women.
In fact, Higashino also remembers that many of Mr. Keigo's readers complained that he didn't write well about love and female characters.
And Higashino Qiang's inner monologue at this time is:
Large pig's trotters are more fragrant.
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