After the four classes in the morning hurried over, Liu Li leaned back on Liu Ruyan's desk and rubbed his temples a few times: "Why is studying more tiring than fighting! I'm going to die." ”

Wang Junlin covered her mouth and smiled: "I'll tell you why, because you don't need brains to fight, you need to study." ”

Liu Li glanced at her: "Who told you that you don't need brains to fight? That kind of person is called a reckless man, according to the plot, they are all cannon fodder, and they died the earliest and worst." I'm different, relying on IQ and appearance to crush them, it's really impossible to use force again. Sometimes it's my brother's words that are reliable, hard fists are king. I agree and disagree a little, because if someone else has a knife and is still clenching his fist, he is a complete fool. ”

Wang Junlin sneered: "That is to say, no matter how high your kung fu is, you are afraid of kitchen knives!" But you said that you can crush others with your IQ, so I will listen to it as a joke. ”

Liu Li became serious and no longer hung up: "Joke? Okay! I'll give you a few questions and see if you can say it." ”

Wang Junlin said confidently: "Come on, accompany me at any time." ”

"What is one plus one?"

“...... It's that simple? It's equal to two. ”

"Two plus two?"

"Four!"

"Four plus four?"

"Eight ......"

Liu Li smiled evilly, compared his hand to a knife and slashed in front of her neck: "You are dead!"

Wang Junlin looked confused: "Why?

"Because you know so much that I can't keep you. Liu Li laughed. Wang Junlin was stunned for a while before she reacted, and then laughed: "Liu Li, in fact, I found that you are quite funny, but ...... You're actually kidding me, hehe. ”

After saying that, she picked up the compass, and Liu Li pulled out her legs and ran outside. Ran out of the teaching building to get rid of her, and when I went back to the dormitory building, there was a small blackboard at the door where I slept in the bunker, and it was written that those dormitories were poorly hygienic, and what was not written was excellent. After searching for a long time, he was relieved to find that the name of 313 was not on it, and looked under the blackboard, the name of 514 was very conspicuous, and Liu Li gloated. A line of small print is written at the bottom of the blackboard: All students who smoke take a mineral water bottle to make an ashtray, and the steps are as follows. 1. Cut off the top part of the water bottle, fill it with water at the bottom, and put it in a place where it is not easy to fall. ...... It seems that it is as simple as that, do it yourself, and if you find cigarette butts in the dormitory again, you will be fined 50%. Liu Li laughed after reading it, how does this bunker feel a little cute? It seems that it was also forced by cigarette butts all over the ground, in fact, this method has been known for a long time, but many people are lazy, so it leads to the situation of cigarette butts littering. I don't know how Lao Wang and the principal will feel when they see the words on this blackboard. I didn't linger anymore and walked to 313, and found that only Huang Mao was there, and the rest of the people hadn't come back yet. When I asked Huang Mao, I found out that the people in their second and third classes of high school had to go to play basketball at noon every day, so they wouldn't come back to take a nap. I looked at the frame containing the basketball jersey, and the clothes inside were gone. Liu Li didn't bother to care, laundry is the bottom line. Not to mention washing clothes, even sweeping the floor, from the beginning of the first year to now, I have only swept once this morning. It used to be done by someone else.

Lying on the bed and preparing to sleep, but looking at Huang Mao holding his mobile phone with a frightened expression, he couldn't help but ask him: "Brother Huang Mao, what are you looking at? Why don't you turn on the sound?"

Huang Mao gave him a white look: "I have a name, my name is Xie Saike, how ugly your name is Huang Mao." ”

Liu Li snorted and laughed: "Xie Seke, why isn't it called Mosaic? What does your father think? Actually, the name Huangmao is quite good, I think it is much better than Mosaic." ”

Huang Mao smiled bitterly: "I'll say it again, my name is Xie Saike!"

Liu Li looked serious: "Good mosaic, no, it's yellow hair." ”

Huang Mao sighed: "If it weren't for your young age, I would have really wanted to smoke you." ”

Liu Li smiled: "I think you should be three years older than me, and besides, you didn't draw enough in Laojie last time?" Forget it, what do we two say about that." Amplify the sound of your phone, and I'll listen to it too. ”

Huang Mao continued to roll his eyes: "Lao Tzu shouldn't have chatted with you last night." ”

After speaking, he thought about it and smiled evilly: "Do you really want to listen?

threw the phone to Liu Li, and then immediately lay down to sleep.

Liu Li glanced at the screen and looked at him with contempt: "Why don't you just watch some horror movies, as for no, you don't dare to open your voice, it's still bigger than me, and you're so timid." ”

Huang Mao closed his eyes and said, "You won't say this after reading it later, trust me." Remember to find a headset to plug it in, don't disturb me. ”

Liu Li plugged in the headphones and clicked on the screen: "Frightened, what the hell?"

Lying on the bed on his side and watching, he ran to the toilet and threw up his phone after reading it, and after vomiting, he rinsed his mouth and scolded. In fact, he couldn't help it at first, but he insisted on reading it in order not to lose face. As soon as he returned to the dormitory, he saw Huang Mao laughing, Liu Liqiang smiled calmly, lit a cigarette, and threw him another one.

"Actually, this movie is pretty good, it's quite interesting. ”

Huang Mao picked up the cigarette thrown on the bed and lit it: "I'm laughing to death, I can vomit you when I watch a movie, you are also a talent." ”

Liu Li smiled awkwardly: "I feel like you are smiling like a villain, in fact, I either vomited just now but my chest was a little stuffy, or I went out to breathe." ”

Huang Mao stared at him: "I'm still a villain?" don't explain, the explanation is a cover-up." With that, he got dressed and went outside. Liu Li simply cleaned up and went to class, he still insisted on not sleeping in the afternoon, and as soon as he closed his eyes, he thought of the movie he watched at noon, so it was better to listen carefully to the class for a while.

The last section is Lao Wang's, and he didn't have to think about it and was called by him to repair things, the lights in the seventh class were broken, and the sink in the sixth class was blocked. Liu Li followed behind with a tool kit, and when he repaired the sink in Class 6, he made Langde and the others who were still in class envious. Lao Wang is really interested in letting Liu Li learn, and let Liu Li operate when the electricity is turned off in the seventh class classroom. Lao Wang held on to the ladder and asked Liu Li to climb up, and the entire seventh class looked at him, swallowed his saliva and said secretly: "This can't be disgraced in front of other classes." ”

Carefully opening the lampshade, a mushy smell wafted out, and the wires inside were burned, and even the light bulb was broken. Lao Wang didn't instruct how to do it, but handed over small scissors and screwdrivers. Liu Li caught it and carefully loosened the screws, took off the bulb and lampshade and handed them to Lao Wang. Cut off the burnt piece with scissors, took the lampshade handed over by Lao Wang, looked at it carefully for a long time, and scolded in his heart: "Damn! How can you pick this up? Oh ~ zero line of fire! But the hell is the line of fire?"

Liu Li's face was full of embarrassment, he had known that he would have done physics well, and he hated less when the book was used. Seeing that he hadn't finished it for a long time, Lao Wang asked below: "Is it troublesome?" Let me take a look. ”

"No, no, it's just a little bit more. Liu Li hurriedly snorted, and looked carefully at the joint on the lampshade, there were two letters on it, which were L and N. He patted his head and remembered. The line of fire is red with the symbol L, and the zero line is blue with the symbol N. Quickly correspond to the blue and red lines, then connect them one by one, close the lampshade, and then install the bulb.

He climbed down the ladder and said to Lao Wang, "Let them turn on the light and try it." ”

Lao Wang motioned to a boy next to him, and the boy nodded and turned on the light, but fortunately there was no shame, and the light was on. Let them clean up after themselves, and the two of them will come out. Liu Li carried his bag and held the light bulb in his hand while walking: "Hey, Elder Wang, how was it just now?"

Lao Wang carried the ladder and shook his head: "It's not good, you are too inky, and the wire should not be cut so long, you see that the lamp is much taller after being tossed by you." ”

Liu Li smiled awkwardly, thinking that he had to make up for his knowledge of physics at night, otherwise it would be ugly if he was really embarrassed that day.

After a while of talking to the smokers before returning to the classroom, Liu Li looked at the homework and made it big, but there was no trick. It took a whole class to finish copying the homework, rubbing his eyes and smiling bitterly: "Who invented the homework? ”

Wang Junlin was happy on the side: "Then how do you know who it is, as if you can really hit him." After you've done your homework, what are you going to do in the next class?

Liu Li glanced at her: "I look like the kind of person who sleeps? Of course, reading books, learning makes me happy, I love to learn." ”

As he spoke, he took out the physics book and began to look through it seriously, he had to memorize that knowledge well, even if he called Lao Wang to do it again next time, he wouldn't be so embarrassed.

The old man observed Liu Li for a long time, then ran to the cat's side, and said with a smile: "Fatty, look at Liu Li." ”

The fat man looked up and asked, "What's wrong with Brother Li?"

The old cheap said: "Didn't you find it, let me tell you, Liu Li I think it's really cheating." You see that he actually started studying in order to flirt with his sister! He handed in his homework every day, and he didn't sleep in class.

The fat man thought for a while: "Do you want to say that girls nowadays like serious boys?" He showed his serious side, and then the girls in the class were all moved when they saw it. This trick is okay! Grass! Alas, but where is his cheating? This trick of flirting with my sister? But it is also a model for my generation, and it is worth learning. ”