"Coo-goo. ”

A strange sound came from the couch.

That lump of stuff slumped on the couch like mud, is it a human being?

I saw that the mud seemed to be suffering from hunger and couldn't bear it, so I barely sat up on the sofa.

Muddy got up and walked slowly to the refrigerator.

After a long delay, he seemed to have made up his mind, and opened the refrigerator with his hands covering his eyes.

Some gaps opened in the fingertips, and the mud sneaked a glance, and sure enough, there was no miracle.

The fridge was still empty.

"Alas, it's really troublesome to go on a business trip. "Sludge keeps away all things that are troublesome.

"I really want to be a social rice worm, swim in the rice tank, and don't have to do anything. ”

I talk to myself, but I think that I don't have this condition, and I am very melancholy.

The sorrow between his eyebrows grew, he touched his stomach, sat back on the sofa, and stared blankly at the ridiculously large calendar on the TV in front of him.

On July 21, 2020, there was still more than a month to go to school, and there were still ten days left before the end of the month.

Touching his pocket, the green grandfather lying quietly in his palm looked particularly enchanting, as if silently saying, "Please ravage me as much as you want, poor ghost." ”

This unmotivated mud is named Qin Zuo, who just turned 21 this year and is a student in a vocational college.

My parents don't know where to go at the moment, phew, I'm traveling, I haven't been in touch for a long time, yes, it's been ten years.

Qin Zuo has been living alone for ten years, and ten years ago, his ruthless father ran away with his mother in a letter and passbook.

This made Qin Zuo gradually grow from a good young man in the new era and a flower of the future of the motherland to a slacker and a social rice worm.

Since the age of eleven, Qin Zuo has been independent, in China, eleven-year-old left-behind children are not uncommon, what is rare is that Qin Zuo has an ancestral identity in addition to the Chinese - rank.

The Rank Person, the full name, the Plane Order Maintainer, is still a prep at the moment, and he will become a regular when he becomes an adult.

The adult of the rank is 20 years old, and now it is a formal establishment, and the rookie has been working officially since a year ago.

So far, the working hours have been one year, Qin Zuo's self-definition is - rookie, now he can remove the small word in front of him, after all, he is also a mature child, and he is no longer small.

Here I have to introduce the background of the ranker.

The World Tree is the carrier of each life form and living space, and it has two flowers and one branch each.

Trees have branches, the world has parallel planes, and when the planes begin to multiply, some uncontrollable factors appear - the birth of systems.

In particular, in the last decade, the system at various levels has been impoverished, and the workload of those who have given up positions has greatly increased.

The system is no stranger to everyone, there are many novels, I haven't had one, and there are many like dogs in novels.

As the saying goes, I've never eaten pork and I've seen pigs run, and the system specifically refers to artificial crossing, bringing them into the heterogeneous plane without the consent of the inhabitants of the original plane, and starting to manipulate life.

Maybe everyone thinks that oh mom, isn't this very good, I'm the king of the other world, there are groups of wives and concubines, pointing out the country or something.

Isn't this a winner in life, isn't it good, but you want to get something for nothing and experience a perfect life for nothing?

How is that possible, there is a reward for paying, how can there be so many philanthropists in the world, when you reach the top of the other world as the king, it is the day when the system blossoms and bears fruit.

The system will absorb all the luck of your plane and give it back to the main system, and your soul will die with it.

And everything you work hard in the other world has become a dream, just like when you are at your peak, someone gives you a jio and kicks you to death and replaces it.

Can you bear it? woc is simply, this hatred pulls.

The system will seize the luck, the corresponding branches of the World Tree will wither, and the truth of accumulating a lot will be given to the first-born souls of each plane to pay attention to.

As a result, the Rank Organization began to fight against the smuggling system.

"Hey, Cheng Zhi, Brother Zhu, Zhu Ye, alas, I really have something, don't hang up, what? Okay, okay, I have a fart to let go, phew, I'll make a long story short. ”

Only in the face of an existential crisis will this slacker be a little more popular, other times it is more like - mud...

Qin Zuo took a deep breath and said, "I, Qin Zuo, make money." ”

Hearing the busy sound in his ears, Qin Zuo was furious, rely on you dead pig's head, no way, rich is the uncle, can't be scolded, clicked the sign of the pig's head, and hit the pitiful said, "Senior brother, borrow some money from me." ”

"Lending you money is a meat bun and beating a dog, if you don't have money, you have to die. ”

"Don't, brother, this time it's definitely back! ”

"I don't really have money. ”

"You have to have money. Senior brother, my good senior brother, my good brother Zhu, younger brother, I only have the green master left. Qin Zuo rubbed the only remaining green master and sighed.

There was silence on the other side of the phone, as if he was disgusted by this poor man.

"Don't fucking disgusting old man, Azuo, people can't always think about getting something for nothing, so let's do it, brother, I still have a task just received, transfer it to you, you go and do it well, and you don't have to worry about it if you do it well this year." ”

Zhu Chengzhi didn't wait for Qin Zuo's reply, and hurriedly hung up the phone, and the fat hand clicked a few points on the air, and an interface appeared, "Whether to transfer the task and lend the treasure bag." ”

"Yes. ”

Qin Zuo pursed his mouth, he didn't want to do the task at all, it was too troublesome.

I remember what I once said, even if he Qin Zuo starves to death, he won't do the task!

When you look at the treasure bag lying quietly on the other side, next time you starve to death, this time slowly.

Well, it's really fragrant, the lazy has always been undisciplined, and he was busy sending a message to Zhu Chengzhi.

Although he didn't give money directly, the senior brother was still good and gave this good baby.

Although it is borrowed, it is impossible to go back after passing my Qin peeling hand.

On the other side, Zhu Chengzhi, who was disgusted again, also smiled with relief, and he didn't think about coming back after the treasure bag was lent out.

This kid has grown up watching him since he was a child, and it's impossible to say that it doesn't hurt.

It's just that I don't know why the doll that was so cute when I was a child has now become such a lazy and disgusting thing, and I still muttering about being a rice worm in society all day long.

Thinking of this, Zhu Chengzhi wanted to poke him to death with a finger.

Shaking his head, he no longer thought that the slacker was ready to continue the game, but his ears hurt and his whole body was pinched.

Zhu Chengzhi didn't have to think about it to know who it was, so he quietly logged in to WeChat and quickly destroyed his criminal record.

"Okay, you Zhu Chengzhi, where did you fool around yesterday? There is a foxy sao smell on my body! I really think I can't smell it?"

The beautiful woman is like a yaksha, which makes Zhu Chengzhi sweat coldly, and scolds in his heart, is your mother-in-law a dog?

Will I tell you I went on an online appointment?

Of course, he didn't dare to say this, "Cuilan, I'm thinking that our wedding anniversary is coming soon, don't I want to surprise you..."

The beautiful woman fried her hair, "You call Lao Tzu Cuilan again, believe it or not, Lao Tzu copied the knife and fought with your brothers?"

Cuilan Cuilan, you are a whole brother and brother Cuilan, thinking of her daughter's name, Gao Shenglan's heart is even more angry.

Ignoring Zhu Chengzhi's plea for mercy, he didn't know where the big knife came from to slash at Zhu Chengzhi.

For a while, chickens flew and dogs jumped, and at this time, the door opened, and a little Lori dressed like a doll walked in crying.

Seeing Little Lori, Gao Shenglan and Zhu Chengzhi turned off the fire at the same time.

Zhu Chengzhi saw his daughter crying so sadly, and his heart was naturally very painful, so he stepped forward and asked with concern, "What's the matter, baby, what grievances have you suffered, tell your father." ”

Little Lori didn't look at him, turned around and threw herself into Gao Shenglan's arms, crying breathlessly, and talking

"Mom, I'm going to change my name, and my classmates at school are laughing at me again!"

There was another burst of crying, Gao Shenglan looked at Zhu Chengzhi's stupid appearance, and she was even more angry, but she endured it and hugged the little Lori for a while to comfort her.

Zhu Chengzhi bared his teeth and remembered one day a few years ago.

Drinking flower wine with his brothers and sisters, he was drunk, and the guy who broke dawn instigated himself to help his daughter get her household registration.

So his baby girl was confused and had a name, called Zhu Aotian, well, this name was also given by Dawn, and at that time he was proud to say what to stand proudly between heaven and earth.

Dawn was bad, and said that Shenglan shouldn't be called Shenglan, so Cuilan's nickname has been called for so many years, and he can't change his mouth.

Looking at his mother-in-law's fire-breathing eyes, Zhu Chengzhi smeared oil on the soles of his feet and slipped away, ready to find the culprit, the trouble of dawn.

......

Brief description of the mission: 2 stars, after completion, it can be exchanged for 1 million soft girl coins to maintain the daily needs of the ranker.

Wu Yi, a young man who sells finger cakes at a roadside stall near No. 144 Wenjia Road, Z City, came into contact with the parasitic products of the system last night, and the estimated crossing time is tomorrow.

Rank: Qin Zuo, whether to accept the task.

The one-million, two-star, senior brother had a heart, and he did not hesitate to accept it.

"Did you teleport near the target?"

"Yes. ”