Chapter 21: Bubblegum Expires
The two of them quarreled for a while, and then lay on the bed and watched TV.
Lu Xiaoran unconsciously dialed to the Beijing station.
"Tomorrow will usher in the 11th Golden Week, do you have any plans to go on vacation with your family......?"
He didn't see the funny reporter, maybe he was a reporter who specialized in breaking news.
"Husband, tomorrow I want to see the flag-raising"
"Where to look?"
"Tiananmen Square"
After Lu Xiaoran finished speaking, it occurred to him that An Qi didn't know the road.
"By the way, husband, do you know the road?"
"Of course," Angel said with a smile and held out her hand.
A silver screen appeared in the palm of the hand, and if you looked closely, it was a three-dimensional map of Beijing.
"I've read the map of Beijing into my program, I won't get lost, don't worry, I'll be tomorrow morning."
Take you to see the flag-raising."
"Oh, I've been here for so long, and I've never gotten up early to see the flag-raising, it's good, I'll be able to see it tomorrow."
"Why don't you go to see it early?"
"Hahu...... Hahu ......"
Lu Xiaoran was already snoring.
Angel put the quilt over him, and then stared straight at the roof.
Slowly, I also enter a state of rest.
The next morning, before dawn, An Qi had quietly picked up Lu Xiaoran and flew out of the window with a 'whoosh'.
Lu Xiaoran slept for a while, feeling why was it so cold on his body.
He twitched his nose and slowly opened his eyes.
What he saw was not the ceiling of the hotel, but the Tiananmen Tower.
Only then did he realize that he was carried by Angel and slept standing for a long time.
"When did I come?"
"Half an hour"
"Huh, I slept standing up for half an hour?"
"No, I'm sleeping on top of you in the back"
Lu Xiaoran looked around, it was probably too early, there were few people.
He looked at his watch, and it was only half past five.
"Husband... We're early... Let's go back and watch the live broadcast."
He yawned.
Angel put her arms around his neck and said with a smile, "Why are you so lazy, do you really want to go back?"
"En" Lu Xiaoran was sleepy, and he had already put on a take-off pose.
"Come over again," Angel tugged at Lu Xiaoran's ear.
I heard the familiar sound of electricity.
Two currents burst out of Angel's eyes, and crackling electric sparks rang out.
"I'm not sleepy at all! I don't want to go back at all!" Lu Xiaoran stood straight in fright when he saw the sparks shot by Anqi.
"Well, it's good, let's go shopping" After An Qi finished speaking, he happily hugged Lu Xiaoran and jumped up and down.
They go to see Harry Potter, and Angel is stunned to say that Harry is a robot of the same model as her.
"I think this Harry Potter is holding our unique high-pressure laser cannon, which is a self-defense weapon for the future world"
"Well... Then when you go back, bring me one."
"Yes, I will"
Lu Xiaoran thought to himself at that time, how cool it would be to really have this kind of weapon.
Day by day.
Angel carried Lu Xiaoran to a new hotel and entered through the window.
"We're snitches?"
"What is a snitch?"
"A snitch is a thief"
After Lu Xiaoran finished speaking, he listened to the sound of the door opening.
He hurriedly pulled Angel under the bed.
At this time, I listened to the conversation of a man and a woman in the room, mixed with a burst of alcohol, which made people want to vomit.
"Baby... You're going to kill me... Hurry up and make me refreshed."
"I'll tell you, you hurry up and divorce your yellow-faced mother-in-law, do you hear?"
"Good, good... It's all up to you... Come on my little liver, hey"
Lu Xiaoran and An Qi lay under the bed and listened.
"It's disgusting, fucking a dog man and a woman again"
"Where's the dog?" asked Angel innocently.
"The dog will come out in a moment," he pointed up.
After a while, the bed was clouded and rained.
The bottom of the bed sank rhythmically and sank.
"See, the dog is coming," Lu Xiaoran said, pointing to the sinking bulge on the bed.
He suddenly had an idea, pretending to be scared and said, "Husband, I'm so scared of dogs!
After listening to him, Angel turned around and lay on the ground, and the sinking bulge of the bed was a galloping punch.
I heard two muffled grunts from above, and then there was a 'bang', and the surroundings were quiet.
Lu Xiaoran and An Qi came out from under the bed.
Good guy, Lu Xiaoran looked at the bed and it was really miserable.
The man was like a dead pig, his whole body was naked, his head was bleeding, and he was straight underneath.
There is a blood stain on the ceiling, it may be that the dead fat man was hit by Angel just now.
"What about the woman?" he wondered.
Angel pointed to the closet, "It's up there."
Lu Xiaoran looked in the direction An Qi pointed, and a hand hung down from the top of the wardrobe.
Angel walked over to the bed and saw a dozen condoms on top of the bedside table.
"What is this?"
Lu Xiaoran saw An Qi holding a condom in her hand, her face flushed, and said, "Ah... So what ... Is that... That's bubblegum."
"But why is there still a problem?"
"Ahh So what ... It's expired... ”
"Oh"
After Anqi finished speaking, she was suddenly stunned, stepped in front of him, picked him up and rushed out, and swept the table down with a gust of wind.
Before Lu Xiaoran could ask what was going on, An Qi stopped.
Lu Xiaoran took another look, good guy, it's home.
He got off Angel's shoulder and asked, "What's wrong with you, how did you run back?"
Angel looked upstairs and said with a serious face, "The snitch has entered the house"
After hearing this, he also looked up, and sure enough, on the window of his house on the fifth floor, a figure was lying there.
"Damn, stole it on my head, see if I don't kill you" Lu Xiaoran gritted his teeth and said.
He and Angel went upstairs, opened the door softly, and tiptoed to the window.
He was ready to scare the hapless thief.
So he grabbed his eyes with one hand, stuck out his tongue, and opened the window with the other.
"What are you doing?"
"Oh fuck!" the thief howled, and his hand slipped in fright, and he fell straight down.
"Ah~~~~~h
Lu Xiaoran didn't expect the thief to fall, he looked at the dark downstairs.
"It's not going to die, is it?"