Volume 1: Gou is King 0084 Dog Son
"Zhou Miao, what are you doing standing here......
A figure suddenly walked out of the passage, scaring Zhou Miao and Chen Ran.
Zhou Miao hurriedly said in a panic: "We...... We're talking about girls, why don't you sleep and run down, do you want to gossip with us?"
Qu Fairy came over and said with a smile: "Haha~ You two gossip spirits, seeing that my wife didn't, she said that she went to wash her buttocks, but she didn't come back for more than half an hour!"
"Washing your butt is on the side of the big public toilet, there must be a lot of people queuing......
Zhou Miao immediately pointed outside, Qu Fairy nodded and walked back, the two women glanced at each other and hurriedly followed, delaying him in the passage for a while to gossip, Qu Fairy could only patiently accompany them to chat.
"Husband, there is a thief ......"
Lin Rui suddenly ran in from outside the hall, the crimson color on her cheeks had not yet faded, and she was covered with the smell of being happy with a man, and complained: "Someone stole my underwear, and when I ran out to catch the thief, the hot water was stolen again, and the butt was not washed, what should I do?"
Qu Fairy smiled bitterly: "I told you to be careful, these people are already poor and crazy, I'll help you get one, and I'll go wash it with you later!"
"Hee-hee~ Thank you good husband, people love you to death......"
Lin Rui kissed him happily, and left with the fairy in her arms, as sweet as a newlywed couple.
"Oh my god, that's too good to pretend......"
Lin Rui said disgustingly: "You see she still has it in her hair, she can pretend to be fine, if we hadn't heard it with our own ears, we wouldn't have dared to believe that she was this kind of person, but Mr. Zhao is really a wife killer, no matter how deep he hides, he can find out!"
"Alas~
Zhou Miao sighed bitterly and said: "Lin Rui is afraid that he is the same as rigorous, and he has long been involved with dead things, otherwise how could he have just met like this, but he has done too much in this matter, no matter what Lao Qu says, he was born and died with him, and he shouldn't touch his wife!"
"Cut~"
Chen Ran said with disdain: "This kind of thing can't be slapped in the face, if Lin Rui is not sassy, will she take such a big risk to go out and steal fish, it's just that I pity Teacher Qu and actually found this kind of wife!"
"That's it, I can't say a word......
Zhou Miao walked upstairs quickly and walked back to the tuning room, lying on the mattress and staring blankly at the ceiling, and suddenly said with red eyes and sobbing: "Where is your bottom limit, even the wife of a good brother will not let go, this is something that only beasts do!"
......
"Skull Tower! Skull Ride! White Tower Skull Ride, Ahhhh~ Why am I singing this broken song......"
Zhao Guanren scolded with a gloomy face, but he still couldn't hide the smugness on his face, and ran to the stands in a hurry, as if he had picked up a big wallet.
"Guanren!"
A shadow suddenly flashed out from upstairs, only to see Lin Rui blushing and said shyly: "You are annoyed! Where did you hide my underwear, I searched all over the storage room, if my husband finds out about you, I will die!"
Zhao Guanren was surprised: "It's really not me, you didn't find it in the storage room, won't you let others pick it up, right?"
"Be quiet, I'm afraid people won't know......"
Lin Rui walked down angrily, leaned on his shoulder and whispered: "I'll tell you something, the little sister in the office area secretly told me that Ji Tianqi bribed Rigor and wanted to find out where you hid your goods, and Rigor told him a lot of things!"
"Just say it, she knows what a ...... of."
Zhao Guanren pursed his lips indifferently, but Lin Rui said depressedly: "You! are always so bold, if something happens, let's just wait for the end together, it's always right to take safety measures, I'm going to the toilet, you should rest early!"
"Okay!"
Zhao Guanren nodded and continued to walk up, it was already more than ten o'clock in the evening, the entire theater was a quiet mess, everyone basically fell asleep, only the guys from the patrol team were still on duty.
"Xiao Jiang! What about the old song......"
Zhao Guanren habitually looked left and right, and a boy holding a gun said: "Teacher Qu seems to have diarrhea, he ran to the toilet several times in one night, and he just went again!"
"You pay more attention, it's not peaceful now......"
Zhao Guanren walked into the mixing room as he spoke, gently pushed open the door and saw that Zhou Miao was already asleep lying on the mattress on his side, he tiptoed in and closed the door, walked to the side of the bed and put down the knife and gun, and then took off his shoes and lay down secretly.
"Whew~"
Zhou Miao turned over and sat up suddenly, glared at him and said angrily, "Are you so interested in other people's wives?"
"Holy!"
Zhao Guanren made her tremble, and patted her chest angrily and said: "Your queen mother's mother has menstrual pain-there is a nervous disease! I still cheated on you suddenly, I am not interested in other people's wives, am I interested in other people's husbands!"
"You ......"
Zhou Miao was actually angry and shed tears, and said in a crying voice: "Why are you so disgusting, you are still so righteous to engage other people's wives, aren't you afraid that others will also your wife?"
"Are you eating poisonous mushrooms......
Zhao Guanren sat up and said in surprise: "Did you know me on the first day, I never dug into the corner, people sent me to the door to seduce me, there would still be other men without me, not to mention that I am doing business with her, do you still need me to teach you this kind of thing?"
"You don't use business as an excuse......"
Zhou Miao pointed out the door and suppressed her anger and voice, and choked up: "What kind of business can you do with Lao Qu's daughter-in-law, Lao Qu is such a good person, he never asks for anything in return, and he saved your life, will you treat him as a green hat?"
"Zhou Miao, your brain is broken......
Zhao Guanren said angrily: "When did I have something to do with Lin Rui, no matter how hungry and thirsty I am, it is impossible for me to touch Lao Qu's daughter-in-law, I just went out with the policewoman Zhang Shuang opposite, she is looking for me to do business, I don't believe you go and ask Li Yunteng, he put a sentry for me outside!"
Zhou Miao was stunned and said, "You...... Didn't you have an affair with Lin Rui, but Chen Ran and I all heard it, Lin Rui did that with a man in the small bamboo forest, we all thought it was you!"
"Damn! Of course it's not me, but are you sure it's Lin Rui......
Zhao Guanren looked at her in shock, and after Zhou Miao explained it in detail, he also said in disbelief: "Lao Qu just fed her, she turned her head and went out to eat secretly, taking such a big risk, wouldn't it be ...... True love, right?"
Zhou Miao nodded sympathetically and said: "If it's not true love, it shouldn't be so crazy, it's just desperate, Lao Qu is completely green this time, and his wife is cheating physically and mentally!"
"Lin Rui's adulterer status is not low......"
Zhao Guanren frowned and said: "I asked before, Lin Rui did pretend to be a doctor, but no one looked for her after being recognized, but she has been wandering in the office area, and the adulterer is definitely a leader, and she just told me that she was rigorous and let Ji Tianqi buy it, so ......"
"The adulterer is the one who is ginger and the fat man......"
Zhou Miao preemptively said: "It is indeed possible that rigor may be bought, you left her alone before, which has already made her feel cold, but if the adulterer taught Lin Rui to say this, she also intends to sow discord, then this woman is not just cheating!"
"Don't rush to a conclusion, I'll go find someone to inquire tomorrow......"
Zhao Guanren lay down and said: "I'll find out the bottom of the adulterer first, see what kind of character he is, if it's an inconsequential person, I'll beat him up, and then warn Lin Rui, as long as the two of them stop contacting, we shouldn't know about this matter!"
Zhou Miao nodded and said, "Well, Lao Qu is ready to be a cuckold, it's not good to poke it out!"
"Alas~ Lao Qu also said that he understands his wife, I think he married a two-faced person......"
Zhao Guanren said helplessly: "Lin Rui, this girl is very sassy, I accidentally found that she threw her underwear in the storage room, this kind of thing can not be passed by pretending to be stupid, but she came to me three times and twice, and the hint is too obvious!"
"Official, I'm sorry, I misunderstood you......"
Zhou Miao slowly lay down on his side and hugged him, gently stroking his cheek with his hand, his big watery eyes were full of guilt.
Zhao Guanren smiled: "There is a lot of water! Do you know why zombies don't eat you?"
"Is there one? Why......
Zhou Miao looked at him in surprise, Zhao Guanren smiled hesitantly: "Because zombies eat brains, but you don't have brains at all, Lao Qu is not my buddy but also my good friend, can I do such an inhumane thing, stealing my sister-in-law is the number one taboo in the rivers and lakes!"
Zhou Miao puffed up her chest and shouted: "Hmph~ What kind of brains do women want, just have n sons, big breasts have the right to speak, and everything is right!"
"Goo~"
Zhao Guanren subconsciously swallowed and foamed, and his eyes were straight and he didn't speak.
"Hmph~ Now I know it's amazing, I dare to say that I don't have a brain......"
Zhou Miao lay back triumphantly, turned her back to him and said, "Don't touch me, sleep honestly, whoever touches me is a dog!"
Zhao Guanren looked at the ceiling and said, "Actually, my mother calls me a dog son all day long, so I really don't dislike this word!"
Zhou Miao turned around and scolded angrily: "You shameless dead thing, if you want your sister to take you fly, just say it, this kind of nonsense is also made up, so that your mother can't kill you when she hears it?"
"Really! I didn't lie to you......"
Zhao Guanren smiled bitterly: "My mother will say to me when she sees the big yellow dog, that's your father, it just so happens that my father died early, when I was a child, I really thought my father was a dog, and when I saw the big yellow dog, I ran away in fright, for fear that my dog father was looking for me!"
"Haha~ You, Mom is really interesting, how much she hates your Dad......"
Zhou Miao slapped him and smiled, but then leaned on his chest and said with a wicked smile: "Little dog, do you want my sister to take you to fly, the supreme service of the AirAsia Lady is only open for you alone!"
"Call me Captain ......"
Zhao Guanren turned over violently and held her down, but just as he wanted to tear her clothes, he was grabbed by his hand, Zhou Miao raised his chin and said arrogantly: "Look into my eyes, say to me I love you, after speaking, let me call Dad!"
"It's crashed! Let's sleep......"
Zhao Guanren's face suddenly turned cold, and without hesitation, he turned his back to her, and the angry Zhou Miao got up and kicked him, roaring: "Zhao Guanren, you are a bastard, don't be with me if you don't love me, I don't want to see you again!woo~"
Zhou Miao actually ran out crying, slamming the door with a shocking sound, startling everyone downstairs to sit up.
"Alas~"
Zhao Guanren sighed and leaned on the rice bag, and lit a cigarette in frustration, but just after smoking a stuffy cigarette, a girl suddenly ran in and shouted: "Brother Long! Oh no, Zhou Miao ran outside the yard!"
"Damn!"
Zhao Guanren hurriedly put on his shoes, grabbed the knife and ran out, there were not only zombies outside, but also Bai Ming's zombie ninja......