{364} stupid fairy
Xuan Yinbai glanced at her and said in her tone, "I don't mind if I don't pay for things and people, you know?"
Luo Shanling raised his fist and smashed a fist into Xuan Yindi's chest, "I hate it, don't learn from me." ”
"I hate it, you don't want to learn from me. Xuan Yin repeated like a parrot.
Luo Shanling glanced at him again, "What are you looking for me for, these are all his subordinates, I don't want you to give them an illusion." ”
Xuan Yin snorted lightly, "His land is my land, if you don't want them to see me, then kiss me here, how to come and go when I'm in a good mood, if not, I won't leave, let them think that I am him, see in advance how effective he is to train people, if it is a talent, I don't mind pointing them out, but if they are all waste, hmph, since it is waste, it should be thrown into the garbage heap." ”
Hearing this, Luo Shanling couldn't help but feel angry again, "Even if his people are waste, it won't be your turn to dispose of it!"
Xuan Yin's heart also soared again when he heard this, "Do you have the final say? I will appear in front of his subordinates in a while, and I will let his subordinates die openly, what, what can you do?
"I can't beat it. ”
"Isn't that the end of ......?"
Before he finished speaking, Xuan Yindi's eyes were dark, and he shook his head, Xuan Yin's eyes were like pins and needles and pained, and Luo Shanling also appeared in front of him, he couldn't help frowning and said, "What did you sprinkle into my eyes?"
Luo Shanling snorted coldly, "Lime powder." ”
Xuan Yin frowned again, "Lime powder something." Why doesn't my Poison Bead work for him?"
Luo Shanling sneered and said, "Lime powder is not poison, and of course your poison bead will not work on him. ”
Xuan Yin kept blinking sour eyes. "What do you do, you dead woman will do tricks on me?"
Luo Shanling raised her foot and stepped on Xuanyin fiercely and said, "Lime powder is the escape powder that has left all the poison, and it is surnamed Xuandi, if you bully me at every turn in the future, I can't beat it, I will burn your eyes with lime powder." Let you bully me with your cultivation. ”
Xuan Yin blinked her sour eyes again, and then the figure grabbed Luo Shanling's collar in a flash, and then approached her face. And rubbed his eyes against Luo Shanling's eyes, "Tell me what to do, or if I rub your eyes, I will hurt you." With you by my side, don't say that the pain is death, and I am willing to die. ”
Luo Shanling was tickled by her rubbing the ground. Coupled with his heavy breathing, Luo Shanling couldn't help but beg for mercy, "Okay, okay, I surrender, you control the water and wash your eyes, it's all right, really, even a three-year-old child knows the common sense of life." You Da Luo Tianxian don't know, I really don't know how you messed up. ”
Xuanyin's eyes were burned, sour and astringent. It would be nice to just wash it with water after listening to it, what else to say, of course, as soon as the accusation was made, the water rushed down, and Luo Shanling was very close to him, but now it has become the unlucky fish in the pond fish that caught fire at the city gate.
As soon as the water flushed, Xuanyin's eyes were cured, and then as soon as he accused the dry technique, Xuanyin's clothes on the ground were dry, and Luo Shanling also raised his hand to wipe his face in hindsight, and scolded Xuanyin dissatisfiedly while wiping his face, "You stupid pig's head, you can't wash your eyes with basin water, as for watering your head with so much water, look at you, you can just drench yourself yourself, and make me alone, I have never seen a stupid immortal than you." ”
Xuan Yin looked at the fire-breathing proud figure that appeared in front of him behind him, and didn't answer her words, just looked at her from top to bottom, and then I don't know why, Xuan Yin's crotch and the tent got up again.
In order to hide the embarrassment, Xuan Yin turned around, and then pointed to the cold trick and put the tent away again.
This thing is just a matter of time and breath, it is to wait for Luo Shanling to breathe the water on her head, and then after drying the clothes on her body with one finger drying technique, she saw Xuan Yin looking at her with that innocent gaze, which made Luo Shanling have a lot of changes to Xuan Yin's usual appearance, and then said, "Okay, turn around, just your lustful/wolf nature, one day it will not be so lustful, I suspect that it is not you Xuanyin!"
Although his tone was still so horizontal, Xuan Yin clearly felt that Luo Shanling didn't seem to hate him so much, why? Xuan Yin didn't understand a little, but he felt that he couldn't ask Luo Shanling about this, he had to find a woman to ask?
On his face, Xuan Yin turned around with a cold face and said, "There is no basin here, and you don't let me go out to meet people, so it can only be like this, as for pouring you all over, you can't blame me, who let you not even put a washbasin here." ”
Luo Shanling was so angry that she couldn't help pinching her waist and said, "Well, Xuanyin, you are unreasonable, do you mean that I am drenched, or am I wrong?"
"Of course it's your fault, who told you to sprinkle lime powder in my eyes, otherwise how could I use water control. Xuan Yin said as a matter of course.
Luo Shanling seems to be very reasonable, but, but, but, that's not what he said!
It was Luo Shanling who raised his finger and pointed at Xuan Yin for a long time, and it took a while for Luo Shanling to come back and say, "You provoked me with words first, otherwise why would I sprinkle you with lime powder?" ”
Xuan Yin gave Luo Shanling a compromise expression that was difficult for a villain to be with a woman, and said, "Okay, okay, if you say blame me, blame me." ”
It didn't seem to want to be entangled with Luo Shanling on this issue, and then as soon as he accused the object technique, he suspended the pile of elm money on the ground and said, "You haven't answered me yet, what do you want this green elm money for, I've been wondering for a long time, um, did you do something delicious?
Luo Shanling looked at the pile of elm money and couldn't help glaring, "You saw it again when I went back last night?"
Xuan Yin nodded, "I see, but you unconscionable woman doesn't even pay attention to me, it really breaks my heart." ”
Luo Shanling couldn't help but smile when she saw Xuan Yin's lost and sad look, "Do you know what sadness is like when you are a big radish, you are really laughing to death." ”
"Hey, you unconscionable woman, do you want to open a pot and not mention it? I'm a human being, a living person. I don't know what sadness is, you woman doesn't have any other skills, but it's better than anyone else to make me angry. Xuan Yin couldn't help but look ****.
Luo Shanling looked at Xuan Yin's dark and gloomy face. coughed lightly and said, "Okay, okay, Dai Niang said last night that she wanted to eat elm money cakes, I was thinking about where the elm money came from at this time, not to mention, the elm trees in the Heavenly Spirit Demon Domain have that black demonic energy." Then I remembered that there was a very thick and thick elm tree by the lake of delusion, and then I went back and got some elm cakes for her, and this time I told you enough to make it clear!"
Xuan Yin listened to the eyebrows and said. "Then you didn't think to leave me some for me to taste, I seem to have heard that kid just ate it, huh. You said. Did you leave it for me?"
Luo Shanling smiled at Xuan Yin, "I thought you weren't uncommon with those things, after all, they were all simple and crude food. ”
Then Luo Shanling saw that Xuan Yin was angry again, and hurriedly said, "If you want to eat, I will make it for you from scratch, and the land for you is definitely different from theirs, and it is better than them, I will make them elm money cakes." Shall I make you Yuqian shrimp dumplings?"
When Xuan Yin heard this, he snorted coldly and said, "You have to make it more delicious than all of them." ”
Rosanne nodded. "I will definitely let you eat the land and keep your mouth shut, as long as you eat dumplings in the future, you will only eat Yuqian land. ”
Luo Shanling was originally just a joke, but she didn't think that Xuan Yin really didn't eat dumplings later, and only ate Yuqian fillings when she ate dumplings.
Next, Luo Shanling, who did not have any suspense, ran back to Delusion Lake with Xuan Yin, and then went back with some elm money, and then, Luo Shanling became the hard-working cook again, but Xuan Yin saw that Luo Shanling was busy with this and that, and he didn't know if his conscience found out or he couldn't bear it, and he actually said that he wanted to help Luo Shanling roll dumplings for the first time.
Although it is small to roll dumpling slices like this, no one has ever taken the initiative to help her, even Yao Duzhao is a guy who only knows how to enjoy it with peace of mind, and it is Xuan Yin who took the initiative to ask to help her, so that Luo Shanling's impression of Xuan Yin is better again.
But thinking about what the gentleman said from afar, Luo Shanling still rejected Xuan Yin's proposal after being a little moved, saying that she could just roll out a dumpling slice, she would be alone, Xuan Yin could only look at her from the side, not to make her angry, not to make trouble with her, she would be very satisfied, otherwise Xuan Yin really had nothing to do, why not think about whether the Tongtianhai position formation map should be improved.
Xuan Yin heard that it was not a matter of a while and a half to get things done, so why was there a hurry? After finishing a charge of water and washing his hands, but this time Xuan Yin had a long memory, in order not to spoil the stuffing that Luo Shanling had worked hard to make for a long time, Xuan Yin turned around and washed his hands, and finished snatching the small rolling rod from Luo Shanling's hand, and then asked Luo Shanling how to roll it?
Luo Shanling saw that Xuan Yin was really going to make a move, so she smashed it and said, "You are really rolling, don't you men talk about a gentleman who cooks far away? Don't you think that doing such a thing would lose your elegant immortal bearing." ”
Saying that, he pointed at Xuan Yin with his hand and said, "You originally lay down here, that is, the wind and elegance in the painting, but let's not talk about your rolling dough first, let's just say that you take this little rolling stick in your hand, and then look like a fairy is also a cook, but it is a good to see a chef who makes people drool, and then the people who eat are full just by looking at you, as for the quality of your cooking, it is already a very minor matter, but the silver that flows into your pocket is like water and land gushing in, this is called the Shih Tzu effect." ”
Xuan Yin raised his eyebrows when he heard this, and raised his hand to take a small rolling stick and knocked on the door of Luo Shan's spiritual head, "you Dishi Shi effect, I just know that I'm hungry now, well, isn't that him, who has always been a guy who only knows how to enjoy the land, and he will never help you with these trivial things?"
Luo Shanling couldn't help but glare, "How do you know?"
Xuan Yin said with a deep face, "I told you that he is me, I am him, you don't believe it, I hate his old stubbornness that this and that etiquette, this and that can't do it, look, you should have come to the Little Heaven Realm to meet me earlier, and then there will be nothing to do with that guy, really, you see that the two of us are really in tune with each other, you are the same as that wooden man, in addition to cultivation or cultivation, is it fun to be with me, even if he quarrels, he will not say a word to you more, he will only suppress you with simple and rude methods." ”
Luo Shanling couldn't help but hold Xuan Yin's hand and said, "You are really my bosom friend, how can you know so clearly?"
Xuan Yin raised his eyebrows in a daze, "Because he is me, I am him, you fool is really stupid." ”
Luo Shanling slammed her mouth and said, "Okay, but what I don't understand is that the two of you are no longer one individual, but two individuals, how can two people with independent thoughts and independent thinking still be one person?"
Xuan Yin raised the small rolling pin in his hand, so frightened that Luo Shanling mistakenly thought that he was going to knock on her head again, and jumped back reflexively, and then Xuan Yin couldn't help but smile when she saw that she had been bitten by a snake for ten years and was afraid of the well rope, "Do you want to be so afraid of him, I just want you to tell me how to roll the dough, if you only talk according to your words, and make dumplings only dumplings, even if the filling is not fresh tomorrow morning, I won't be able to eat it." ”
Luo Shanling put the dumplings that had just been pinched on the row and pouted and retorted, "Where am I afraid of him, I'm obviously afraid of you, okay?"
Xuan Yin smiled brighter than Chunhua and said, "I just like you to be afraid of me like this." ”
Originally, Luo Shanling looked up to tell Xuan Yin how to roll the skin, but as soon as he looked up, he saw Xuan Yin's bright smile, and I had the impression that Yao Duzhao had such a bright smile, but the time was a little long, so that Luo Shanling could not clearly capture the smile that belonged to Yao Duzhao, this feeling was not good for Luo Shanling, and the more she couldn't grasp the ground, the more Luo Shanling wanted to hold it tightly in her hand.
How to hold it in the palm of his hand, he can only imagine his smile through Xuan Yin's bright smile, and then his face seems to be Luo Shanling lost in Xuan Yin's bright smile.
Then Xuan Yin mistakenly thought that Luo Shanling liked him to laugh, and then he was even more happy to raise the small rolling stick and tap on the door of Luo Shanling's head, "I know that your second master is the best at smiling, don't make your second master angry in the future, and the second master is hungry, don't look at the second master with that color // fascinated eyes, and when you feed the second master to your heart's content, your second master's whole body is 360 degrees away from you to observe." ”
Luo Shanling listened to Xuan Yin's words that didn't know what shame was, and couldn't help but spit on the ground, "I, Xuan Yin, you stinky mouth shouldn't speak." ”
After finishing it, he dodged the small rolling stick in Xuan Yin's hand and looked at him fiercely and said, "Look at it, roll it out like this, roll it out like this, do you see it?"
Xuan Yin stretched his neck and said, "I can't see clearly, how to do it, how to do it, can't figure it out?" )