Chapter 1 If you are disobedient, I will unload your big crotch
In the room of about 20 square meters, only a single bed and a wood-colored desk are placed, the glass windows are not tightened, and the autumn wind outside the house blows the curtains of black and white landscape ink, leaking in a lot of sunlight.
And the light is like a naughty child, sneaking through the eyes of the young man lying on the bed, and can't wait to bring him a new world.
The young man lying on the bed was sixteen or seventeen years old, covered with a thin blanket of gray and white, with ordinary gray slippers placed under the edge of the bed, and the floor was neat and clean, and it smelled of a certain tranquility in the morning sun.
Wen Xiaoguang felt a sense of relaxation that he hadn't touched for a long time.
The sunlight stung him so much that he couldn't open them immediately, so he had to rub his sleepy eyes with his hands, everything in the room was still a little strange to him, even though this place belonged to him now,
On the left hand side is the door, on the right hand side are the chair and desk, which are next to the only window,
The huge pressure of life in the past made his nerves unable to completely relax all at once, until he figured out where he was now, and then the corners of his mouth were slightly happy - rebirth, as if it was really not a dream.
He didn't wake up back to the graduate tobacco and alcohol monk who was overwhelmed by the vast future.
He is still a seventeen-year-old boy waiting to enter the second year of high school.
This is 2008, not 2019.
He woke up every day for the past few days with such worries, worried that it was just a dream,
Fortunately, luck didn't go.
His name is Wen Xiaoguang now, and he is sunny and cheerful, and the curves of his face are as round and perfect as those of young people in ancient Greek sculptures.
The black pupils hide the beautiful Naling, the tip of the nose taps the air, this point, the swing is a fresh and handsome face, a side face is shocked, that glance, leaving behind is an unforgettable picture.
He accepted his new identity, and it doesn't make sense to talk about likes and dislikes, because we already accept a lot of things we don't like.
He also has an older sister,
A strange woman who is surrounded by wind and rain and thunder and lightning.
I should think so,
It's easy to say that.
Wen Xiaoguang didn't believe it at first, but he went through some things, more complicated things, and now he believes it.
His nemesis Fei Xin didn't believe it originally, but now the grass on the grave is two meters high.
For example, at this moment......
With a "bang", Wen Xiaoxiao slammed open his bedroom door stormily without knocking, what a beautiful morning, and the atmosphere disappeared in an instant.
"Hurry up, get up!" Wen Xiaoxiao lifted his thin blanket, majestic and domineering, "Give you thirty seconds, wash and eat!"
Thirty seconds? Wen Xiaoguang scratched his head and complained in his heart, this is enough to pee, or is he young and powerful.
In fact, logically speaking, on the surface, it shouldn't be like this, and it really doesn't make sense to be reasonable.
Because she is not fierce, her appearance is also very ordinary, her jeans are not dug holes, and her hair is black and shoulder-length.
In addition to being tall, it doesn't look so small and exquisite, but the height and length are at least tall, and the skin is whiter than snow, and the facial features are three-dimensional not like Asians, no matter how you look at it, she should be an intellectual and beautiful young woman.
But that's how she rushed in without knocking, and in a storm,
It's okay to rush in, Wen Xiaoguang is sure that he won't secretly do anything strange.
But don't lift the quilt every time you wake someone up!
Especially since he used to live in the north, he couldn't stand the winter in the south and the house was colder than the outside, as if the whole world was so hot, who could withstand this?
After enduring it for several days, he decided to use a trick, "Eldest sister, next time you will sleep naked like this!"
"Naked your sister!!Hurry up!"
Wen Xiaoguang is suit, 'your sister' learns so fast.
And Wen Xiaoxiao came back half of the way out, as if she suddenly realized something, "Why do I listen to your eldest sister more and more like she calls aunt now?"
Wen Xiaoguang ignored her, what's the matter?
What's the matter, you don't have any points in mind?!
......
......
Although Wen Xiaoxiao, who is an older sister, has a strong style, she really takes care of her younger brother, and now Wen Xiaoguang is not really seventeen years old, so he can feel it.
As for her character...... Maybe her parents are gone, and her sister has to be tougher.
Hey, a good goddess has lived as a female nerve.
In the morning, the square table was cleaned up for her, a white porcelain bowl with mustard, a white porcelain plate with a few meat buns, the two sat next to each other, and the breeze outside the window caressed the two.
Two people who depend on each other in the world of flowers.
Wen Xiaoguang doesn't need him for anything other than eating with chopsticks, it's not that he's lazy, it's that this sister moves too fast, and sometimes she thinks he's in the way.
Wen Xiaoxiao said while eating: "Today is the first day of school, and there are no classes, so go to the hospital to find me after school, don't go to the Internet café to hear it?"
Internet cafe...... Wen Cai sounded so old-fashioned, not because there would be no Internet cafes in ten years, but because he heard the disgust of all guardians for Internet cafes in the years when home computers were not popular.
"I see. "He has a quiet personality, and there is no need to waste words and time on inconsequential issues.
However, Wen Xiaoxiao was chewing her rice while exuding a look of disbelief.
That's right, Wen Xiaoguang is a person who has not quit Internet addiction, and due to this, his grades have plummeted for most of the past six months.
My sister looked at him and said, "I don't see you in the hospital at half past nine today, do you believe it or not if I unload your big crotch?"
Wen Xiaoguang: "......"
"No, eldest sister...... Can we stop living like a sword and a sword? This is an era of peace. ”
"Don't talk nonsense! Do you understand the spirit of my speech?"
Okay, okay, you're better than a cow, you're a cow.
Saying that, Wen Xiaoxiao drank the last mouthful of porridge, put down the dishes and chopsticks, and put his two arms on the table, "It was a preheating before, and now I have to formally say a few requirements." ”
Wen Xiaoguang: ???
"I know, I'm not going to an internet café. He shouted silently, "I don't like to play games." ”
Wen Xiaoxiao was amused, as if she thought it was funny, "Then tell me, what do you like?"
"I love to learn. ”
This is the voice of a scholar who smokes and drinks.
Even the tone of his speech exudes justice.
But the atmosphere was a little awkward, and there were three seconds of silence.
Then Wen Xiaoxiao 'snorted', full of disdain, not only daring to think but also daring to speak.
"Don't talk about that useless, you'll be a sophomore in high school from today, and you won't have a day, I have to give you some real work. ”
"Hey, hey, there's no day, early in the morning, what did you say. ”
Wen Xiaoxiao didn't believe in the confidence behind his light breeze, she raised her index finger, "First, study hard, you look at your results in the first half of the year, it's not a decline, it's an avalanche, so next, you either have solid grades or strong hips, understand?"
Wen Xiaoguang really wants to say that you are about to receive the supernatural powers.
"Second, you are not allowed to go to the Internet café, find it for me once, do you hear me when I unload your big crotch?"
He doesn't play games in the first place, so it doesn't matter.
"Third," Wen Xiaoxiao's tone was a lot more serious, and she spoke loudly, "Don't fall in love with !! young"
Wen Xiaoguang is full of black lines, as a post-90s empty nester, he hasn't been said so for a long time.
He definitely wouldn't be interested in those bean sprouts, but his eldest sister seemed to attach great importance to this issue.
Because
He's handsome.
"If you let me know which little girl you are close to, be careful of your big crotch!"
Little girl, who likes it...... The question is......
Wen Xiaoguang looked lazy, but suddenly thought of a question, "That'...... It's not a little girl, can you?"
Syllable!
The eldest sister slammed the table, "No!"
I day.
When he met such a master, he suddenly lost his hope for life in the future for a period of time.
I ate all the tasteless breakfast, and finally finished it and cleaned it up.
My sister goes to work, my brother goes to school.
When saying goodbye at the door, Wen Xiaoxiao was a demon again.
She tidied up her brother's collar very gently, and whispered gently, "Xiaoguang, you have to study hard, you are a good student in the international class, and I took the fifty yuan in your pocket, don't be in a hurry to send money to the network administrator, that's not our relative, don't you say?"
Wen Xiaoguang: "......"
Really, he was never rich, but he was never so poor.
Wen Xiaoxiao was satisfied, smiled warmly, and waved her hand, "Okay, let's go." Today is the first day, don't get into trouble, see you at noon, try to give me good news~"
A big-headed ghost for you!
(The new book is set sail, and a recommended ticket is needed, so I would like to ask for your support.)
The last book was still a newcomer when I was more ignorant and simple.,I don't know enough about the recommendation vote.,Now there's no ignorance and it's just simple to finally know that the recommendation vote is related to the recommendation bit.,And the recommendation bit is the author's **.,For this reason,I'll ask for more recommendation votes with a dead face.,After all... It's much more important than the face. )