Chapter 1268: Smoke a cigarette and calm down

However, Lin Hai didn't plan to let go of Taishang Laojun like this, he found the red boy again.

Little Foolish Fairy: Good brother, be righteous!

After Lin Hai finished speaking, he directly smashed the things of Wahaha AD calcium milk, Sprite, and spicy strips!

Ding dong!

You sent a version of Wahaha AD Calcium Milk to Red Boy.

Ding dong!

You sent a box of Sprite to Red Child.

Ding dong!

You sent 30 packs of spicy strips to Red Boy!

Red Boy: Daxian, what's the situation!(There's a drooling expression at the back)

Little Fool Fairy: Good brother, be righteous! Help my brother do something!

Red Boy: Burn the hairs on Taishang Laojun's head again, right? Wait, I'll go!

The red boy was so good that without saying a word, he was about to act, but was hurriedly stopped by Lin Hai.

Little Fool Fairy: Don't worry, I'm not done yet!

Red Boy: Daxian, you say, just say! You're so interesting, don't talk about burning your hair, you can just roast it!

Nima, this bear child is too ruthless, and he can even be so ruthless to Taishang Laojun.

Little Fool Fairy: That's not necessary, help me burn Taishang Laojun's ass for me this time!

Red Boy: Let him show his ass? Hahaha, fun, fun, you see!

......

Heavenly Court was suddenly chaotic, and all the immortals were in the Heavenly Court trading group, and they denounced it with righteous indignation.

King Tota: Refuse to steal, return my treasure!

Djinn God: It's not easy for famous farmers to make money, pay back my hard-earned money!

Seven Fairies: Treasures, Justice, and Dharma!

Mo Liqing: Big pants!

God of Wealth: Melon seed drink mineral water, small benches for sale in the front row, writing blood books, making banners, and scolding the street!

......

Taishang Laojun: Don't be impulsive, I didn't steal everyone's treasures!

Mo Lihong: Don't talk nonsense, the red children have seen it!

Zhu Bajie: The electric mother also saw it!

Tie Guan Li: He Xiangu also saw it!

Nezha: The Dragon King of the East China Sea also saw it when he peeked at you in the bath!

Dragon King of the East China Sea: Nezha, little cub, when will I peek at Lao Jun taking a bath!)

Nezha: Just last time, the two of you washed together, and the laughter was very obscene!

Dragon King of the East China Sea: Nezha, fuck off, I'll whip you again!

Nezha: God of Wealth, don't you collect dragon meat?

......

Seeing the chaos in the group, Lin Hai was so happy, he wanted to swallow his brother's things alone, but there was no door!

Little Foolish Immortal: Taishang Laojun, I didn't expect you to be such a person, return the treasure to us quickly, otherwise we will burn your Tushi Palace!

Lin Hai began to lead the rhythm, and the teasing immortals behind immediately followed.

Zhu Bajie: Taishang Laojun, I didn't expect you to be such a person, return the treasure to us quickly, otherwise it will burn your Tushi Palace +1

Thor: Taishang Laojun, I didn't expect you to be such a person, return the treasure to us quickly, otherwise we will burn your Tushi Palace +2

Night Wandering God: Taishang Laojun, I didn't expect you to be such a person, return the treasure to us quickly, otherwise you will burn your Tushi Palace +3

......

Red Boy: Wrong, it's not burning the Doushi Palace, it's burning the butt!hahahaha!

Taishang Laojun: Red boy, little rabbit cub, why are you biting my ass, oh my ass is on fire, Shui Dexingjun, come and put out the fire......

Electric Mother: Taishang Laojun, if there is a fire in front of you, remember to find someone to extinguish it!

Lei Gong: Electric mother, Ah Dian, you can still put out fires? I didn't know for so many years, you are so talented!

God of Wealth: Taishang Laojun's pants are burned and holes, and he runs with a bare buttocks, welcome to watch, the ticket price is 1000 merit points!

......

The group has been lively for most of the day, and then it gradually stopped, Taishang Laojun made a big fool, and was forced to return all the treasures to the gods, and these teasers were all happy.

But soon, an even bigger storm swept through the heavenly court.

Many parents whose children go to school in Tianting School are said to have quarreled with their wives for a night that day, and directly withdrew their children from school the next day, which made Taishang Laojun look confused and cry out for heavy losses.

What's even more depressing is that Princess Iron Fan actually found Tushi Palace with great momentum, and what happened is unknown, but the next day, someone found that Taishang Laojun's face had a few more scratches.

Of course, Lin Hai, the initiator of these things, was naturally relieved after learning the news, and his mouth couldn't close with a smile.

But soon, Taishang Laojun came to the door.

Taishang Laojun: Little guy, you played hard enough!

Little Fool Fairy: Laojun, what are you talking about? I don't understand?

Lin Hai held back a smile, of course he couldn't admit this kind of thing, anyway, Taishang Laojun had no evidence.

Taishang Laojun: Don't pretend, in order to appease my wounded heart, I have decided to increase the pumping of the Heavenly Court Micro Store and Baibao Pavilion by an additional 10% for you.

"Damn, do you want to be embarrassed!" Lin Hai suddenly became anxious, what the hell did he have to make money!

Little Fool Fairy: Laojun, don't you play like this, do you?

Taishang Laojun: Don't talk nonsense, it's decided! Hurry up and put some cigarettes on the Tianting micro store, my heart is dripping blood, I want to smoke a cigarette to calm down.

"Want a cigarette? hehe!" Lin Hai's eyes lit up, do you have a time to beg your brother?

Little Fool Fairy: I'm sorry, the cigarettes are gone!

Taishang Laojun: I'll wipe it, isn't it! I'm addicted to smoking, you tell me it's gone? Don't be useless, hurry up and get me some, let's get one first!

Little Fool Fairy: This, I'm afraid it's a bit difficult!(There's a helpless expression at the back)

Taishang Laojun: Damn, you take advantage of the fire to rob!

Little Fool Fairy: Congratulations, you got it right! (followed by a smile on his face)

Taishang Laojun let himself suffer such a big loss, and also increased the pumping, how could he be cheaper?

Taishang Laojun: Count you ruthless, let's say, what conditions?

Little Foolish Immortal: The Heaven and Earth Creation Pill mentioned earlier, let's start with ten or eight pills.

Taishang Laojun: Do you think that's a sugar pill? (followed by an annoyed expression)

Lin Hai smiled coldly and stopped talking, anyway, now it is Lao Jun begging for himself, so he is not in a hurry.

Consumed!

After more than ten minutes, Taishang Laojun couldn't hold his breath.

Taishang Laojun: Count you ruthless! It's too uncomfortable to smoke without a cigarette, it's cheap for you! A Heaven and Earth Creation Pill is exchanged for ten Chinese brand cigarettes.

Little Foolish Immortal: No, no, no, a Chinese brand cigarette is exchanged for ten Heaven and Earth Creation Pills!

Taishang Laojun: Do you know how expensive the Heaven and Earth Creation Pill is!(followed by an annoyed expression)

Little Fool Fairy: I only know that scarcity is expensive! (There is a cute expression in the back)

Taishang Laojun: You are too dark, this ratio is absolutely impossible!

Little Foolish Fairy: It's not black, it's not black at all, it's far worse than your old man! Oops, Tie Guan Li is also addicted to cigarettes, I'm sorry, there is only one last cigarette left, you don't want to sell him!

Taishang Laojun: Wait a minute!

Little Fool Fairy: Do you want it or not? Tie Guan Li is still waiting!

Taishang Laojun: Count you ruthless! Cheap you! Send the cigarette over, the old man can't wait!

Little Foolish Immortal: You first sent the Heaven and Earth Creation Pill!

Taishang Laojun: Damn, can't you still believe in my character?

Little Fool Fairy: Wow, you're so smart, you even know that I can't trust your character!

Taishang Laojun: Your sister!

Ding dong!

Taishang Laojun sent you the Heaven and Earth Creation Pill x10, please check it in the Qiankun bag.

"I'll wipe it, get it!" Lin Hai jumped happily, Nima really didn't expect that the Heaven and Earth Creation Pill that had been practiced for 10,000 years would be just like that, and it would still be ten at once!

"Zhonghua brand cigarettes, what a great achievement!"

Ding dong!

You are like Taishang Laojun sending a Chinese brand cigarette.

Lin Hai also believed his word, and quickly sent a cigarette to Taishang Laojun.

Taishang Laojun didn't say a word, hurriedly opened the cigarette and put it in his mouth.

"Red boy, light a fire!"

"Oh!" the red boy opened his mouth to take a mouthful of samadhi real fire, and the few miscellaneous hairs on the top of the head of Taishang Laojun even burned up in an instant, and green smoke rose straight up.

"Your sister, little bitch, let you light a cigarette, not his beard!!"

In the Tushi Palace, a miserable howl suddenly sounded, resounding in all corners of the heavenly court. And at this moment, Lin Hai had already looked at the explanatory information of the Heaven and Earth Creation Pill in the Qiankun bag, and his eyes showed an excited light.