"Fuck your fart!" Lu Maniac burst into a foul mouth, grabbed the awl face next to him that had not dried up and pushed it to the front.

"Don't you count?"

Xiang Chenlong was a little stunned, and slapped his head again, dragging the awl face.

"Thank you!"

Lu Madman was a little confused, what's going on?

"Cao, don't admit it, how did we decide in the first place?"

Xiang Chenlong frowned and burst out.

"Cao, don't you want to admit it? Let's take a look, did you say that your girl is absolutely obedient, and you have to let her play with me?"

"That's right, but did you filter the words before?" Lu Madman was a little speechless.

Xiang Chenlong asked deliberately, "What did you say before?"

"My chick swaps with yours!" Lumad was a little angry.

Xiang Chenlong's eyes widened, and he was furious: "Change your mother's fart, I thought you were going to play your chick for me for free! How could I exchange a woman out? Do you think it's a shared bicycle?

Puff puff!

The sound of all kinds of squirting alcohol permeated, followed by the unbridled laughter that filled the room.

Lu Madman's face was red and white, and he was on the verge of breaking out, his gun was at his waist, but no matter how powerful he was, he didn't dare to shoot and kill people in public, and he needed to be led out.

"You've eaten your free meal, aren't you going to make up for it?" said Lu Maniac, holding back his anger.

Xiang Chenlong thought for a while and said seriously: "Look at you, you are quite pitiful, you lost your wife and lost the money for dinner, so for the sake of you inviting us to dinner, I don't care about you woman!"

Bai Bingbing cooperated beside him: "Dead ghost, find a chicken in front of me, can't I satisfy you?"

also arched vigorously into Xiang Chenlong's arms.

"Grandma Cao, I'm going to kill you!" Lu Madman looked at the two of them in a coy manner, arguing with strong words, scolding, and suddenly stepped forward but was kicked to his knees by Xiang Chenlong.

"Damn, I've been babbling since I came in to eat, I'll tell you what one for one!"

Xiang Chenlong lifted Lu Maniac up and said word by word, "I just finished eating in prison, I don't mind crippling you and going in again, don't mess with me!"

The air around him instantly became several degrees colder, and this powerful aura made the diners present a little unacceptable.

Like a tiger alive in front of you.

The manager of the store panicked and tried to go to the owner, but was stopped by Tucci.

"It's all fun, it's all fun!"

Lu Maniac instantly pulled out a gun from his waist and pointed it at Xiang Chenlong's head, and at this close range, Xiang Chenlong immediately let go of him and helped him tidy up his clothes.

"Ahh

Bai Bingbing also began to get nervous, Tuqi was light, but Chen Feng picked up his mobile phone and started recording.

"Sand Eagle 2.0, good gun! good gun!" Xiang Chenlong was very embarrassed and didn't dare to move.

"Lu Maniac, don't be impulsive, if you shoot him, you will definitely finish the game!" Bai Bingbing's legs trembled a little, and he quietly called the police.

Of course, Lu Madman is not stupid, he just wants to scare and scare him, and he has to win back a game.

"Get on your knees!"

"No!"

"I'm going to shoot!"

"Bow down to heaven and kneel on the daughter-in-law, you shoot!"

"it!"

Lu Maniac smashed the butt of a gun into Xiang Chenlong's head, and at the same time, Xiang Chenlong reached out to stall, but his scalp was still scratched by the sharp horns of the sand eagle.

Blood flowed out.

"Ahh

The diners began to sneak out the door, and after a while they were almost all gone, except for the pianist who passed out next to the piano and the manager who was stopped by Tucci.

"The name Lu Maniac is suitable for you!Haha, I guess your parents happened to be thundering when they studied you..."Xiang Chenlong still said cheaply.

"Hahaha!"

Bai Bingbing, Chen Feng and the restaurant manager were all puzzled, what does this madman have to do with thunder.

Tuqi said: "The ancestors have a saying, you can't have sex on a thunderous day, men and women will be nervous when they hear thunder, and pregnancy will also affect the spirit of the fetus, how hungry and thirsty this man and woman are!"

"Hahahahaha

Bai Bingbing's very nervous spirit suddenly cramped, and her swollen stomach twitched again and again.

"I'm going to kill you!ahhhhhh

Bai Bingbing and the others were stunned, they couldn't react, but the gun didn't make a sound.

Click!

Lu Maniac is also strange that the watermelon burst scene in his fantasy does not appear.

Xiang Chenlong smiled evilly and stretched out his hand, which was the magazine of Sha Ying.

"I'm sorry, but your behavior is premeditated murder!"

When Lu Maniac didn't react, Xiang Chenlong punched his 'Tianying Acupoint'.

Lu Luozi's two eyeballs suddenly separated, and saliva flowed from his mouth.

Xiang Chenlong smiled evilly, "This time Lu Madman has become Lu Fool!"

He has a very fast hand, and ordinary monitoring slows down the frame rate and can't find him to make a move, and if the Lu family retaliates, they won't find evidence.

"Call it a day and leave!"

Xiang Chenlong beckoned to Bai Bingbing and Chen Feng, who were cold on the side.

That's it? That's it?

Is the difficult Lu madman finished?

Xiang Chenlong said to the manager: "You have seen everything that happened, right?"

The manager nodded blankly, he looked at Lu Maniac standing in place in a daze, but his expression was a little strange.

"He pays, you know!"

The manager nodded again.

After that, Xiang Chenlong walked up to Bai Bingbing and said, "Salted fish, right?"

Bai Bingbing nodded blankly.

"Hang that piano on the salted fish, 500,000 get rid of it!"

Bai Bingbing and Chen Feng gave a thumbs up, this Chenlong is really too thief, eating an overlord meal and repairing the enemy Lu Maniac, and even won a piano.

Bai Bingbing walked to the front of the piano and clicked the image, and the pianist just got up and threw himself on the piano.

"What are you going to do?"

"What? Amnesia?" Xiang Chenlong picked up the pianist, and the foreign pianist suddenly said in broken Chinese.

"Good to discuss, good to discuss!"

"I know you're not convinced, seeing that you are also in the literary circle, I will convince you"

Xiang Chenlong sat on the piano stool, and the harsh voice came out, which could not be said to be beautiful, but fast, fast.

Bai Bingbing didn't know why, but Pavarusa Bitan heard the door and muttered:

"Rachmaninoff, Piano Concerto No. 3, the hardest piano piece in the world, and..."

"2x speed. ”

At the end of the song, Xiang Chenlong also sweated, which can be regarded as digesting part of the food.

"The piano is for you, I won't play it anymore, I won't play it anymore!" Pavarusharbitan was already a little stunned.

Xiang Chenlong smiled slightly and encouraged: "Don't be discouraged, you can catch up with me after practicing for another hundred or ten years!"

What a slut!

A few people came to the street to take a taxi, and this car was enough for thieves, and those who were near the road did not pull, those who were far away did not pull, and those who were too many did not pull.

"Bingbing, why didn't you drive my car!"

"I can't even afford it, and I'm a food street stall with skewers, can I drive that car to pull hatred?" Bai Bingbing said angrily.

Xiang Chenlong tried to call Wu Hu in his heart, good brother, come, come and pick up your master.

Several people looked at Xiang Chenlong with his eyes closed as if he was channeling, and after a while, there was a roar of a sports car at the end of the street.

A few seconds later, a silver figure of a car stopped in front of several people.

"Wu Hu!" said Tucci, who could tell that the car in front of him was Wu Hu, because he was a half-immortal.

Bai Bingbing and Chen Feng were scared, demon beasts!

Xiang Chenlong looked at Bai Bingbing and smiled slightly, "Didn't I tell you, I have a mission on my body, this car god has been transformed unconsciously, using the latest technology, it can find me wherever I am!"