Chapter 803: Illiterate Marisa

"So what?" said Fran, sitting on the throne, looking at Remi with her head squatting with her head crossed, crossed her legs, "Why can't you let me know?"

"Didn't you hear it all......" Remi kept her absolute defense and retorted in a low voice, although her sister was so majestic that she felt a little pressured as the embodiment of majesty, but Remi knew better that if she lifted her head and squatted at this time, her fate might be the same as that of Sakiya, "Vampires are our natural enemies. ”

"So, do you think I'm going to have to go over to visit the sick for no reason?" However, Fran's next answer made Remi's hairs stand on end, "Sister, you should also grow up a little more, who will do that kind of thing?"

"......" Remi may have realized for the first time in her life that her mentally imperfect sister, who was originally only destroyed, had grown into an elite soldier who could carry a big sniper to Burma to destroy drug dealers, "Yes, I was wrong this time......"

"That's good. Fran jumped off the throne, "Go back and sit, don't sell cuteness here, don't you see that Sakiya is dying......? It's all because of you. ”

So,Although I didn't plan to visit the patient.,But,Sakiya was sent to the Forever Pavilion.,But at the same time,Marisa also came to the Forever Pavilion.,See.,Marisa came to see a doctor.,Yesterday she came to see me with great interest.,By the way, she left a bag of poisonous mushrooms.,I'm sick today.。

"Tell me, what's wrong with you?" Eirin's gone to rescue Sakiya, so I, the patient, have to make another cameo appearance as a doctor, but today's Marisa is a little different from usual, her movements are very twisted, and her expression is still a little ...... I'm going to go, can't I be pregnant? Alice's? Is it amazing? "Hey, don't blush, talk......"

"Actually...... I've recently ...... That one...... I'm embarrassed to say......" Marisa's voice dropped by three hundred decibels, like a mosquito humming, like a little daughter-in-law who had just passed the door, and for someone like me who knew what she was usually like, it would drive me crazy.

"I'll go, eldest sister, can you still have anything embarrassing!" "At this time, I even want to summon the Hua Fan directly, and then pour Marisa with a hundred herbs to decorate the fragrant wine, although it is difficult to communicate with Marisa after some ghosts, but at least it won't be awkward like this, "I'm a doctor now, but I'm also a patient, don't delay my time, okay?"

"Little brother, you are so bad...... Well, to tell you well, I've been ...... lately The excretion side is not very smooth, I mean big. "Isn't Marisa constipation just because of such a trivial matter?

"First of all, I want to tell you, solemnly tell you, this thing is not dirty, you know?" To cure the disease and first cure the heart, I have to correct her attitude first, let her understand this matter correctly, and then the rest of the things will be easy to solve, otherwise, I don't know how long it will be wasted when I mention it again, "You see, people eat whole grains, and there is no one who does not get sick in the first place, you see my virtue, isn't the disease still sick?" The second is, there is no one who doesn't go to the toilet, no matter how high your status, how high your status, and your ability to go to the toilet, you don't go to the toilet? ”

"Little brother, you're too much, how can you be a Pixiu person? Bai Ze has one. Marisa was amused by my description, and held her stomach for a while haha, fortunately Huiyin is not here, otherwise Marisa's constipation would not need to be treated, and Huiyin can even smash her breakfast out with a mallet, from below.

"Hey, you can't talk nonsense. I looked left and right, and hurriedly asked her to stop, "Don't talk about Bai Ze, there will be a dog in a while, how do you know that there will be no Pixiu in the future? God knows what role ZUN Shenjiang Ale will create if I drink too much, this is something I can't grasp." ”

"Uh...... All right. Marisa accepted, but for some reason her face was still so red, and if she looked closely, Marisa's eyes were a little red, "Go on, little brother." ”

"What else am I talking about? I don't have to say anything if you understand. "In Marisa's current state, just looking at her face makes people feel wrong," you are constipated...... Why didn't you say it yesterday?"

"Yesterday I thought it was an isolated case, but today I couldn't pull it out, so I came over. Marisa also has some truth in what she said, people occasionally have a situation where they can't excrete anything one day, but there is a problem for two days in a row, "Now, little brother, what's wrong with me...... The succubus also said that she couldn't solve it......"

"Succubus? hahahaha, that quack. I laughed and reached out to Marisa to pulse, "Hmm......? Did you eat something strange?"

"No, I've been short of money recently, and I've eaten Wotou pickles for three days in a row, so it won't be constipated, right?"

"What are you pickling?" since Marisa mentioned it, it is impossible to ignore this possibility, because according to Marisa's pulse, the problem is indeed what she eats, "Where did you get the food?"

"I dug it out of the Enchanted Forest, and there's a place where it's all over the place, and it's all three pounds or more, and it's quite crispy to eat. Marisa rummaged through her apron for a moment and pulled out one, "Look, this is it, isn't it a radish?" ”

"......" looked at this thing on the table, and the *** of a legion in my heart rushed by, but in the meantime, I still suppressed the indignation in my heart first, and continued to ask first, as the saying goes, a gentleman takes revenge, ten years is not too late, ten years, wait slowly, "Marisa, you, use, what, what, pickled, of, this, play, meaning, son?"

"Little brother, why do you want to speak word by word?" Marisa was probably frightened by the murderous aura I inadvertently emanated, and got up from her chair and took two steps back, "Because I like sweets, I went to Alice and asked for a lot of brown sugar, pickled in brown sugar, it tastes really good, I can eat two in one meal, but I still feel constipated after eating so much, do you think I ate less...... Hey, hey, hey!!!What's wrong with you, little brother, why are you looking at me like that?"

"Marisa, let me tell you, this thing you dug up, from a biological point of view, is called ginseng, and judging by the characteristics of this ginseng itself, this batch of ginseng is more than 3,000 years old, and you actually eat it in one day...... How many meals a day do you have?" I admire Marisa's body a little, and with the way she eats, she can survive until now, and it's just constipation.

"Three meals. Marisa didn't know what I was going to say, and she didn't seem to know anything about ginseng, otherwise she wouldn't have had to open a search engine in her head.

"You actually eat six thousand-year-old ginseng with three catties a day! It's a fucking pickle in brown sugar! It's a miracle that you're still alive, you know!" "As far as Marisa eats this way, let alone a human, the ghost can't stand it! Even if you change Yongyi, it is estimated that you will have to eat blood," Huhu ...... "I finished shouting at the spit in one breath, I took two breaths, and took two bottles of Kaicor Lu from the medicine cabinet, "Here you go, don't fucking eat that stuff anymore! Don't you eat a mouthful? ”

"Oh......" Marisa took Kasselu, picked up the ginseng on the table with her other hand, looked at it for a long time, and the expression was a little reluctant, I said in my heart that you are really not afraid of death, anyway, if you eat it again this time, Lao Tzu doesn't care about saving people, let Yonglin have a headache......!"

"Hurry up and get out!" I don't want to see Marisa's face for a while, I'm a weak patient who can't bear her strange medical records at all, and I don't need to be hospitalized at all if I continue like this, everyone is in a state of mind, just put it in a coffin and bury it.

After Marisa was gone, I staggered back to the ward, said hello to the three patients in the ward who were fighting the landlord, and lay down on the bed, my eyelids fighting.

I don't know how long I slept, I woke up suddenly, and when I looked at my watch, I had slept for exactly two hours, and in the next second, Marisa rushed in from outside the door of the hospital room, and looking at her expression, I knew that I was going to die.

"Little brother, no, I've used up both bottles, it doesn't matter!" Marisa's face turned redder than when she left before, and her eyes were about to bleed, "Of course I admit it, the medicine you gave me is very delicious, but it's useless to just drink it, if you don't solve the actual problem, I've drunk both bottles, and I still don't want to go to the toilet at all...... Eh, brother, don't get dizzy!"

Consciousness faded away, and gradually, I couldn't even hear Marisa's shouts.

'Boom!' A violent electric shock struck, and my brain was reactivated in an instant, and the biochemical computer showed that everything was functioning normally, and I opened my eyes to see Yonglin holding an electric shocker.

"Finally woke up, you have been in a coma longer than the maid of the Red Devil Pavilion. Seeing that I was awake, Yonglin put down the electric shock device and brought me a glass of water, "Drink, see that there is no blood on your face." ”

"Where's Marisa?" I said weakly.

"I opened two more bottles for her, then told her how to use them and let her go back. Yonglin grabbed my hair and pulled my upper body up, making me change from lying flat to sitting, "But this time you are really unlucky, who would have thought that there would really be people in this world who will nibble on thousand-year-old ginseng as a radish and drink the dew......

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But this time, under Remilia's gaze, a fifth Fran crawled out of the tunnel entrance, yes, the fifth Fran, and Remilia could feel that this was definitely a real Fran, not an ordinary doppelganger illusion or someone else's fake.

"Fran?...... What is it...... Are you mitostic?" Remilia's biology was taught by her chemistry teacher, but the scene in front of her was really terrifying, her sister had one more out of thin air, and strictly speaking, the extra one was different from the other four.

This fifth extra Fran, the body size and appearance are more young than Fran, it looks like he is only about four or five years old, the small face is crystal clear with a hint of pink, the LED wings behind him are fanned one by one, wearing the same style as Fran but several sizes smaller clothes and small leather shoes, looking at Remilia angrily, the scene can only be described in one word, that is, Moe, that's right, more cute than Remi, who was originally a big cute thing, this fifth Fran can be said to be the embodiment of Moe, not only Remi is about to be unable to hold it, even Sakiya has the first time in his life because another person other than Remilia squirted nosebleeds。

"Sister, your education is prenatal education, right?" The fifth Fran, who is also the youngest Fran, spoke, although the size is much smaller, but the voice has not degenerated, it is the same as Fran's usual voice, "I am an individual born by merging all the advantages of the other four personalities under the call of Lord Cami, Perfect Fran, but because the advantages of the four personalities can be fused after the sum is too small, so I can only reach the size of this half-ass." ”

"Oh...... Oh......" Remilia could not even maintain her tone in shock, "but how did you come up with the idea of making a fifth ...... What the hell is Lord Cammy!"

"Actually...... Okay, the so-called Lord Cami doesn't exist at all, because Ernie Chan said before that it's common sense that there are five people in the Four Heavenly Kings, so the fourfold existence and five incarnations should be the basic elements, right?" explained the self-proclaimed Perfect Fran Little Fran, the reason sounded ridiculous, and the process was even more absurd, but judging from the fact that the other four personalities were standing around her like bodyguards without speaking, what she said should be true.

"......" Remi squatted on the throne and began to hold her head to defend herself, she could only use this way to hide her inner timidity at this time, no one can be an enemy of Moe, because Moe is justice.

"......" The four Frans glanced at each other, walked up to the throne together, lifted Remilia's body, and moved under the throne, while Perfect Fran sat on the throne unceremoniously, shaking her slender calves and laughing.

At the bottom, Sakuya's nosebleed has re-dyed all the carpets of the Red Devil Pavilion, and Misuzu, who smelled the smell of blood and rushed in to rescue her, is pressing her hands on Sakuya's chest and constantly using qigong waves to perform cardiac resuscitation, and after a long time, I saw Sakuya raise her right hand upwards, stretch out her thumb, and her other hand was stained with blood and wrote a few words on Misuzu's clothes: Fate is here, no regrets......

It's a pity that I don't know all this, otherwise, hahaha, I would definitely be happy, and the improvement of Moe's power is enough for me to increase my strength as well.