146. Bowel Sashimi (4) – Friendly reminder: Do not read while eating

As soon as these words came out, Mei really had no way out.

After all, the previous apologies and losses were trivial matters, and now I don't eat them, which is tantamount to proving logical contradictions and maliciously slandering Huaguo, but it is a tag of discrimination.

The corners of Mei's mouth trembled, staring at the wrinkled intestine, it was difficult to ride a tiger, and her face became more and more unsightly.

"Eat, why don't you eat?"

Big Brother Hua opened his mouth and began to speak English.

"If you can speak Chinese, are you Chinese? I can also speak English, am I not proud?"

"There are so many law-abiding compatriots, why are you represented?"

"Oh yes," the eldest brother slowly picked up the fat sausage in his bowl, dipped it in some lemon juice and hot sauce, and put it straight into his mouth.

"What's more, you don't even eat the internal organs, so you're embarrassed to keep talking about Huaguo?"

Mei's eyes drooped, and she carefully looked at her companion opposite, and after seeing the cold face with disappointment, embarrassment, and indifference, she gritted her teeth and closed her eyes, and still ate the fat intestine.

As soon as he entered the mouth, a stench opened up Mei's eight veins. For a moment, there was the illusion of eating in an old public toilet with a rice bowl.

Jiang Zimu crossed his arms and watched closely, smacking his lips, and the overseer began.

"It's a food, not medicine. ”

When he saw Mei running his upper and lower teeth like a mule, Jiang Zimu's head tilted, and his voice was very low.

"Is there a filling inside?"

"Tsk...... Think about it, this part is the digestive and excretory organs of pigs. ”

"But don't worry, our shop, Tong Su is not bullied. I've washed it, and whether you can wash it or not depends on your character. ”

Mei's face turned pale.

It's okay, it's fully cooked, but it's ...... It's!

It's okay, isn't that man eating very deliciously, but ...... It's!

No, you can't let your imagination run wild.

No, I really can't control it.

"Uh......"

"Gross!"

Jiang Zimu's hands were quick, and he quickly stuffed the trash can into Mei's arms.

After spitting up, Mei's face turned pale. He wiped his mouth with the back of his hand and let out a long breath.

"This ...... What the hell is this...... What is it?"

Jiang Zimu pursed his lips, very disdainful.

"Fat intestines, roast pig intestines. ”

"So...... Such a disgusting thing, you ...... You Chinese...... How to swallow it!"

Oh~~~

Jiang Zimu turned his head and made a playful grimace at Big Brother, what should I do, I originally just wanted to make this girl lose her appetite, but now it's good, and there is an unexpected gain.

The diners shook their heads at May's innocent words that came out between their teeth, thinking that the girl was a joke.

Big Brother raised his hand and said "yes", picked up a piece of fat intestine, chewed it carefully, and deliberately chirped, and smeared the fat oil on half of his face.

Mei only saw this scene from a distance, and there was an uncontrollable wriggling in her stomach.

Jiang Zimu watched coldly, and saw that Mei finally sat on the stool softly, but her toes kept breaking, and pushed the trash can next to her half a meter away.

"It's not helping. ”

Jiang Zimu squatted on the ground, picked up the garbage can, and put away the garbage on the ground and put it in. Then, glancing at Mei's companion, he leaned in with a smile.

"Guest, trouble to pay the bill. ”

"Huh, when you entered, didn't you already pay for it according to the head?"

"That's right. ”

"But those, it's only for the ingredients in the self-service pick-up area. ”

"This lady tasted it just now, but it is a limited edition special in our store, and it is not included in the head fee. ”

The man was stunned, but he was still graceful.

"How much?"

As soon as Jiang Zimu bowed, he first replied in a low voice in French, and then repeated it in English.

"Twenty knives. I'll give you a discount, and it's 150,000 kip. ”

"So expensive?"

As soon as the words came out, when he thought of Jiang Zimu's French, the man immediately understood that from the very beginning when he and Mei decided to make it bad, they had already been targeted by this little girl.

Looking at the money handed over by the man, Jiang Zimu's kitten eyes narrowed and smiled very sweetly.

"Di, yes, take them and buy new shoes. ”

Di hesitated a little and didn't move for a long time.

"Take it. ”

Jiang Zimu stuffed the money into Di's hand, glanced at the man who paid for it, politely and distantly, "Thank you." ”

I feel superior in my bones, and I have to pretend on the surface. Seeing the banana man showing off his might, he shouted and cheered behind his back, but once the matter was exposed, he had to try his best to maintain his integrity and generosity.

Hehe, such a foreigner, Jiang Zimu didn't see it when he was in the United States. For the sake of the so-called gentleman's decency, twenty dollars, what is counted?

"Oh, I almost forgot. ”

Jiang Zimu picked up the trash can on the ground again, and took advantage of Mei's inattention, and swept the food scraps on the table with a rag, along with the mobile phone wallet, into the bucket.

"What are you doing?"

Jiang Zimu's movements were extremely agile, he quickly stepped back, and smiled slightly, "He~~~ tui!"

A mouthful of spit went straight into the trash.

It's not oblique or crooked, and it just fits on Mei's phone screen.

"Ma'am, in China, this is how we usually teach the dead. ”

Jiang Zimu's Mandarin is standard and standard, and the words are correct and round.

"You ......"

"The difference is that we Chinese people are reasonable and abide by the rules. ”

"If anyone does not offend me, I will not offend anyone, but if anyone offends me, I will play you to death!"

Without waiting for Mei to react, Jiang Zimu immediately followed with an even more annoying threat.

"By the way, Langfu, it's also my territory. Not to beat you personally is my cultivation, and not to gather a group of friends to beat you is my last tenderness. ”

As soon as the words fell, Jiang Zimu walked forward domineeringly, handed the almost full trash can to Mei Yi, and then slowly looked around, and looked at the diners who were still watching the play.

Speaking again, I switched back to English. The tone is calm and domineering, and the speed of speech is smooth.

"Excuse me, interfering with your meal. ”

"I only have two words to say. ”

"One, I am Chinese. Where did this lady come from and where she should go back, smart people can think clearly. ”

"Two," Jiang Zimu raised his eyebrows, looking at Mei's eyes full of contempt, "Do you know what is the only difference between you and trash?"

"It's just that there are still people picking up garbage. ”

When Brother Hua Guo heard this, he couldn't help but shout hello to Jiang Zimu behind him, slapped the table, raised his face and said to Mei, "The trash can is for you." I'll check out the restaurant for you in a moment. ”

Mei glared hatefully, and her hands holding the trash can were bruised.

"Not leaving?"

"Hurry up and go back and pick up the phone and wipe it clean, at most it is a little smelly and will not affect the use. ”

"And oh, hurry up and brush your teeth, after all, I've just eaten. ”

Mei forcibly suppressed the nausea that came up again, took a breath, and said a cruel word in Mandarin.

"You wait. ”

Jiang Zimu plucked his ears impatiently, "Dear, why bother to bring your Chinese back to the furnace?" With such a strong accent, you dare to deliberately pour dirty water on our heads?"

The man who was traveling with him watched Mei rush out of the restaurant at a trot, pursed his lips, only glanced at Jiang Zimu, and left quickly.

When the restaurant resumed its hustle and bustle again, and every table was back to eating and drinking, Big Brother Huaguo pulled Jiang Zimu back to his table.

"Old girl, it's beautiful to fight back!"

Jiang Zimu waved his hand, but he was very modest.

"Generally average, third in the world. ”

"But you knew from the beginning that the girl wasn't one of ours?"

"Well, she thought I didn't understand, and she mentioned it to her companion in French, and she wanted to dump it on us in the first place. ”

"Tsk, what the hell!

The eldest brother was still a little puzzled.

"Then how can you be sure that she doesn't eat fat sausages?"

Indeed, as Mei said, authentic Chinese people also have taboo internal organs, and those who are really Huaguo Tong, there are still some people who do not refuse to come, and they give what they eat.

Jiang Zimu narrowed his eyes and looked at the roasted and oily pig fat residue in front of him, "I don't care if she eats fat sausages or not, anyway, ordinary people won't eat pig poop, right?"

"Huh?"

The eldest brother paused, staring at his bowl, his face changed a little.

"Oh, how much do you think about it. ”

"What you eat is the same as what I eat. ”

"I did it myself, cut it, and washed it more than ten times with three layers inside and three layers outside. ”

"That'...... What you gave to that girl?"

Jiang Zimu blinked, looked at the plate of fresh coconut cake that Di had just delivered, and smiled.

"The part given to her, I only washed the surface. Moreover, before cutting that paragraph, I rolled out all the remaining pork intestines. ”

"Basically, all the contents were manually squeezed into the same place by me. ”

"And you may not know, in Laos, before killing pigs, there is no saying that pigs are starved for two or three days......"

"I was fed full at night, and I cut my throat at dawn the next day, and I didn't even give Brother Pig a chance to go to a thatched house!"

Burst~~~

Clams clams ~~~

Although talking about the topic of excrement, how can I be inexplicably comfortable in my heart?

Jiang Zimu picked up a cake and licked his lips, "In order to prevent the hard-won large amount of poop from becoming hard and brittle and falling out of the intestines, I tried my best to squeeze that thing into the middle of the intestines." ”

"Count her lucky, the first time she fell into my hands. If there is a next time, I will give her a large intestine sashimi. ”

Big Brother waved his hand and even laughed with tears.

"Come on, this meal is disgusting enough. ”

"The girl...... Isn't that girl just eating a ......?"

"Packed in the 'large intestine bowl' - roasted pig manure!"

Jiang Zimu answered the phone lightly, and as soon as the words fell, he stuffed the long-coveted coconut cake into his mouth.

"Yo, this cake is so fragrant. ”

The eldest brother looked at Jiang Zimu, and said in his heart, you girl, the road is really ambitious, and the heart is really big!